Pretending you're too cool to look/smile back is a horrible approach to women.

Algebra

lol srsly

learned that shit between high school and college (while I was a NEET), in order to pass the entrance exam.

High school dosent fucking matter.

Thats what i wish i knew.

Not taking shit seriously really has an impact on your future.
Way to go me!

ITT: Failures who wish they could go back in time and start over.

>>8174639
ITP(P=post): Failure who gets a sense of self-worth by calling others failures.

>>8174621

i hope you're talking about abstract algebra or algebraic number theory or something

if you had trouble with finding x if 2x+3=5 then i am going to be quite disappoint

fuck everything else.

chemistry is the shit.

Don't go to college immediately after graduation unless you have a good idea of what you want to do as a career.

>>8174655
Dad, you are disappoint.

SEX MAKES BABIES??!!?!?!?

Hang out with nerdier people since you're more likely to stay friends with them after graduation than you would with the other people you talked to during school.

But oh well, I made lots of friends in college, so meh. I at least knew that high school was overrated.

Don't push that hard, you'll get hemroids.
Nasty, little thing.

Fuck D, ask W to prom before you lose the opportunity, do not pursue M.

>>8174616
OHHHH GAAAAWWWDDD TTTHHHIIISSSSS

>>8174616
So what is not a horrible approach to women?

>>8177093
smiling and talking to them, lol.

>>8177101
You just changed my life. Thank you.

I wish I wasn't so naive in my freshman and sophomore years. That I knew that guys really have the goal to just get in my pants and not my heart. I wish I could say I miss high school, but I'm so glad it's over.

This blog: http://roissy.wordpress.com/

#2 on that list. I hate when people do that.

Everyone says will tell you, they all press it upon you and make it sound like you'll "have so much more fun in doing in high school if your involved."

It's true.
Get Active in the high school. If you played a sport, or like one, the least you can do it try out.
Also, Join a club. Be one of the officers, or attend all the meetings. It'll keep you connected so you don't fall out of your social circle.

I'm the one who didn't get involved. I hate High School.

>>8174616
This is true. Smile and wave. Be lame, but let them know you acknowledge them.

I wish I knew that my fucking electives are counted towards my GPA when college does the calculating.

God fucking damnit I took 4 electives last year and now I can't get anywhere.

Don't worry so much about getting a girlfriend. You're really not missing much. Just enjoy Half Life 2 some more.

Don't even try to date because you're going to realize you didn't like it anyway. Just fuck girls or whatever until you're older.

Just relax.

>>8174645
>ITP(P=post):
Go back to /b/.

1. Junior year grades really fucking matter. Don't screw around junior year.

2. If you're shy, people aren't just going to come up to you and force you to socialize with them. You have to take the initiative - join clubs, start up conversation, etc.

3. Don't care so much about what people think. Don't be entirely apathetic, either, but doing what makes yourself feel most comfortable should take priority.

4. Make sure you're on good terms with a few teachers before senior year, so you have references and can get good letters of recommendation.

That's pretty much it. I'm a senior in HS, currently, and didn't realize most of this until a few months ago.

>>8174621
this and Calculus.

The school's music program is fucking tight. All of the people in it are awesome, and the performances would have been a blast. And think, dude, you'd be hanging with all of those awesome kids (and *gasp* may have been involved with females!) instead of rolling with that sausage-fest bunch of lamers (good few amongst them excluded) that all turned into potheads anyway, developing fun and impressive talents, and all-around having the time of your life! FUCK DUDE!

Currently a senior learning about the music crowd through contact in a theory class. Would've been nice as fuck to have been spending time with them all along. But meh, it's just about over anyway.

>>8177186
bullshit guys did want to get into your heart. ask a nerd next time bi...uh k

That I should exercise, and that I should ask that one girl out because she'd probably say yes, and if I asked her out before I graduated it would not result in a grand comedy of errors that would lead to us never actually going out

I wish I had studied instead of wasting all of my time with TV, games, and socializing.

>>8177320
fuck sports. clubs are better. I liked Debate Team. Chicago Urban Debate FTMFW

>>8177553

Senior as well here.

>1. Junior year grades really fucking matter. Don't screw around junior year.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Is all I can reply to that. I literally can't get accepted anywhere cause of my god damn junior year.

That all those stuck up pretty bitches that made me feel like shit were one day going to be fat cracked out baby makers with 5 plus kids.

Man.

High school was fucking awesome.

God damn it.

no one cares nearly as much about your imperfections as they do their own. That is the big one.

Also I know the classes are retarded and boring but work hard anyway so you can get into a better school.

>>8174847

this, i swear to fucking god, this.

in middle school, i was a big shot. got girls (if that applied to someone that young) and in 8th grade i met the most important person in my entire life. i'm typing this right now, for all of the underage b& who are socially confused.

in my spanish class, 8th grade, a kid named Parker sat in the back of class, doodling in a pad, and keeping to himself, while i, being a douchecock was being class clown and making the girls "want"

we get assigned to work on a project together and i thought "ok cool i guess" (while i was popular, i never really was mean or prejudiced to others). Because i didn't have a house (was in the middle of a move) we worked on the project at his house.

drugs are not cool

>>8177974
Oh and thanks for the pic OP, its pretty funny/cool

You are not as unattractive as you think.

>>8177971

a bit of background story

my life was easy. plain and simple. good money from parents. good looking. not socially awkward. and i was also pretty nice.

so i get to his house, and it's a small house. pretty small compared to mine. so i'll admit, i was a little snotty in my mind about it. so we're just working on the project and then we take a break and he shows me his room. i walk in. i see an n64 hooked up to a plasma tv with Zelda:OoT in the console.

this is 2006 so it was old. as a kid, i had a cousin who i would play vidya with, and he showed me all of the games. but he died in 03 from a car accident, so that game (his and my favorite) held a special place in my heart. me and parker talk about the game for a bit. then about games in general, then life in general, and i find something odd. this random person, whom i'd have never met unless we were paired for a project, is basically my entire childhood in someone else. he became my best friend for four years of high school. in middle school, he had no (literally) no friends. he then became friends with my friends, and now hes just as popular as me. we beat every single Zelda game (literally again) together, in chronological order. he also taught me how not to be a dickhole. he is the one thing i am most thankful for. thank you so much parker. thank you so much.

Just because /cgl/ says you're fat doesn't mean you're actually fat. You look like a normal human being. Guys will be a little creeped out when they can count your ribs.

Erica is a lying slut, and she'll try to spread rumours about you when you are literally sitting a metre away from her. Ignore her, she weighs at least three hundred pounds.

Nothing in particular. Terrible time of course, but I dunno what knowledge would have made it better.

>>8178115
/cgl/ is stupid. /cgl/ is almost as bad as /fa/ for the fat thing.

>>8178135
See, I didn't know that in high school.

Another thing I should have known: there are a lot more guys that don't mind a flat chest than what you think, my dear past self.

Jr. here. Is it too late to do track senior year? I've always thought I'd be a pretty good runner but shied away from it freshman year bc they drug test and that's when I was Mr. Super Cool Pot Head.

>>8178103
That's a really sweet story. I'm the guy you replied to initially. It's a shame that my best friends kept moving away when I was younger. :( I still keep in touch with them, but it's just not the same when they aren't around you 24/7 anymore. I've never been able to find a friend as close as the one I had when I was in elementary school. I hate drifting apart.

you don't have to take the smartest classes. its all irrelevant, as long as you get good grades in those classes and a high GPA. also, smoke moar, be chill, and not a loser like I was.

>>8177839
you know my father was an economic sanction

Don't obsess over one girl. But hey, she's the reason you got into playing the trumpet and eventually you getting into the marching band getting the best friends you could ever have.

-Drugs get boring really, really fast.
-Play music, it'll get you socializing with others even if you don't realize it.
-You'll end up sticking with the people you never thought you would.
-You will hate nearly everyone by the time you reach senior year.
-Prom is basically prostitution. Really, really expensive prostitution. So is "dating", in a sense.
-Hot bitches are not worth your time.
-For Christ's sake, go for girls that you can hold a conversation with. GET ONE OF THEM READER GIRLS.

>>8178267

Are you shitting me? You're past high-school and you still think "Dude, just smoke weed and chill out" is good advice?

Goddamn, the more I take note of marijuana users the more I see a strange phenomenon where mental/emotional growth is brought to a grinding halt. Stoners abound in their damn twenties who still think and act like children. It's pathetic. It'd be interesting to see a study done on this one; there has to be something there.

>>8178484
That's a little close minded. =\

>>8178484
Probably the best argument/hypothesis I've seen about pot smokers in years. Good work. He had admittedly good advice for the first part, but the second part ruined everything.

Have hot shota sex atleast once before puberty kicks in hardcore. Maybe crossdress some.

Wasted opportunities, I was a cute shota around my freshman year if I do say so myself.