get in the correct lane and leave at your exit.

get the fuck out of milton keynes

turn 360 degrees and drive away

>>8167905
Motherfucker, that's exactly what I was going to post.

Wonder why the fuck I'm suddenly in possesion of a vehicle.

I procede with caution and drive safely through said roundabout, observing all applicable rules of the road and all traffic codes.

>>8167899
That isn't Milton Keynes.

Wait for VTEC to kick in.

>>8167887

This looks like the UK?

in all honesty I would probably panic, slam on my breaks a few times, and cut like 5 people off trying to get in and out.

Listen to Roundabout by Yes and gun it straight through

Hemel Hempstead ftw
also it's easy to use.... just looks mad from above

you should have tried to use what they had before... this is a lot better actually if u ever used it

>>8167934
The magic roundabout in Swindon, considered one of the most intimidating junctions in Britain.

>Put down all windows
>Around the World- Daft Punk, full volume
>Ghost-whip that shit

I'd probably panic and change lanes, since I'd forget how you crazy fucking Britons insist on driving on the left side of the road. With general carnage and the mother of all crash pile-ups as a result.

Stop make a u-turn because i'm going to make an ass out of myself in front of my girlffriend.

It looks like a pentagram. I would probably call a priest to perform an exorcism.

>>8167942
Yeah If you look closely at it then it's pretty simple.

Rage quit.

This is apparently how you're meant to go.

>>8167887

I would follow the road signs Tim.

The magic roundabout - the one attraction of the shit heap excuse of a town, Swindon.
Any other swinfags here?

>>8167992

This is clearly wrong...
For a start the direction round the main centre is wrong for the UK -.-

>>8168018
Yeah but that is how it goes. Look at the direction the cars must be going in to get to that centre part.

>>8168018
Um, not it isn't.

>>8168018
It's a 2-way roundabout. You drive through the first small roundabout, then drive either into the inner or outer lane or the larger roundaboiut and then get out at another small roundabout.
It's better than having a roundabout with 1239239129 lanes, because the cars on the inner lane are fucked if they want to get out.

Oh, Swindon.

>>8168018
Britfag here, it is indeed anti-clockwise in the centre but the give-way markings confirm this is indeed the case for this monstrosity.

Well, that depends where I'm going and which way leads to it.

Looks like fun. Fortune favours the brave when it comes to roundabouts in my opinion.

I'd drive like a boss.

>>8168100

I lol'd.

laffbloxx

Witney fag here. God I hate this roundabout. I just point at my exit and make it clearly thats what I want (to myself obv, fuck the other cars) and then I head for it.

It works because if you piss someone off they cant get to you anyways, they can see you getting away but can't figure out how to get to you.

>>8168001

Another "swindonian" here, I fucking hate this place, and that god damn roundabput, it's within 20minutes of my house.

>>8168194

roundabout* I have no idea what compelled the council to make such a monstrosity.

Floor it, mount the curb, hope everything works to my favour.

>>8168192
>they can see you getting away but can't figure out how to get to you.

kekekekekekeke

IM GONNA POST THIS TO FACEBOOK

Honestly, I'd just say "fuck it" and make a b-line for where I want to go, being careful not to hit anyone. There's no way I can decipher that shit, and I'm from Cape Cod: Land of the Rotaries.

>>8168281
you have what, 2? try new jersey, motherfucker.

>>8167992
Isn't one of the arrows on Drove Road around the wrong way?

FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
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FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT
FLOOR IT

why cant they just have two of the roads merge together further away, and then have a stop light?

i would have a seizure, and then find some other way of getting to my destination. ;_;

>>8167887
Holy shit is that an alchemic circle? I guess we're fucked.

Why does OP's image say what i can only assume to be pronounced "Shit ho'"

>>8168300
The one on the right? Looks it to me.

get myself into it and scream "HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS OH GOD I'M NOT GOOD WITH ROUNDABOUTS"
Also I might accidentaly the whole traffic.

It's shaped like a pentagram. It's designed that way for a a reason. inb4conspiracyfag, i'm just saying.

>>8167937
>>8168503
yeah these sound about right

I approach a roundabout,
I know not in or out,
Burma Shave!

>>8168297
2 huge ones, dozens of little ones scattered around.

>enter roundabout
>start doing all the little roundabouts
>realize I'm going in circles
>realize that I'm driving a magic car with eternal fuel
>come to the conclusion that I will be forever stuck in the malignant roundabout until the end of times

Does any country besides the UK have roundabouts?

Why can't they just have 1 normal roundabout?

Looks like the roundabout near the Embassy road in DC, honestly. Would be simple enough to drive around, just know where you're going and follow road signs like anything else.

>>8168605
Ausfag here. All over the place.

>>8168605
Never been outside the UK, have we?

>>8167887
1. Put on Ride of the Valkyries at full volume.
2. Wind down all my windows.
3. Close my eyes really tight
4. Put car into 1st gear
5. Slam foot down on accelerator
6. Scream COURAGE
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

>>8168605
France has roundabouts, although obviously you go the wrong way around them.

>>8168655
I've been abroad but only with the army, so only yo less than civilised places if you get me.

>>8168685
Well, I've not been all over the world but I'd say that it's a pretty safe bet to assume that at least 80 percent of the countries on the planet has at least ONE roundabout.

Roundabout in Swedish is called rondell. And in your native tongue, Anon?

The more you know...

>>8168100

>two roundabouts working in opposite directions within each other

Fucking GENIUS.

This thing just looks complicated. It's actually pretty cool and probably quicker than a standard roundabout.

>>8168663

best response so far. i fucking shot coffee out of my nose.

You need to have your hand out the window flipping the bird for the whole time or else you're doing it wrong.

>this roundabout
>implying that's not 5 seperate roundabouts

I would stop my car, stare out across the intersection and cry.

I would open the door, and get on the floor. Everybody do the Dinosaur!

>>8168361
This is the UK. The intersection has probably been there since before horses were invented.

>>8169046
No, magic roundabouts are made on bypasses which usually didn't appear until after the war.

Dear Americans:

This actually isn't anywhere near as hard as it looks. It's 5 seperate roundabouts instead of one large megacomplicated one.

All roundabouts work the same way:

1) enter the roundabout if there's no one to your right, stay and wait for a gap is there is.
2) If you want to take the first exit of the roundabout, go in the left lane. If you want to go straight over it, take the middle lane. If you want to go right, take the right lane.

You essentially just take these little roundabouts in turn, depending on where you want to end up.

Fuck /r9k/, I'm American and this looks straightforward to me. Stop being such stupid awkward fucks.

>>8169424

Also: most roundabouts only have two lanes; left for first exit or straight on, right for everything right of straight on.

Start filming the next final destination

>>8169444
Have you ever noticed what an awkward word awkward is?

i'm in new jersey and i really thought these were called "redondo"s. i need to stop talking to the cooks at work