Robot9000

>robot900blox

Oh, also, 'Tripfag' is an exception.

Dicks

sadjalkjdawijdadickblox

Pusherman

>>8154902
Damn, so close!

Dickbutt

HURFADURPADERPABLOX9000

Dickjuice

>Get ocarina from saria
>play song of storms before you learn it
>feels good man

Link

unoriginalblox

Count Chocula.

Feraligatr

BiIl O'ReiIIy

>>8154923
Damn...alright....

>>8154931
MUAHAHAHAHA!

Also, sorry OP

mi name was "ardila"

Delivar'd. Cry now, gentlemen, for the chance of epic has been diverted towards failtown.

You know, I am pretty certain any game developer would get their butts kicked developing a game like this over in the US. Boys don't have fairies in Amerrikka, no way no how.

The intro movie made me laugh so hard - I'm lolling now. Navi bumps into the fence just after that ginger elf's raping a stone.

>>8154977
they have avatars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WS5v1AOMo

>>8154953

Quite a coincidence YOUR post ended in 3.

Show some gameplay on the emulator, it looks awesome in HD i imagine.

First spoken line of real gameplay and it's a fucking advertisement. Shit.

First 'Hey! Listen!' from Navi.

:3

Already got my first couple of Rupees from walking up towards the tree stump in the middle (with the blonde girl).

All I remember now is to venture where pic depicts. The sword (or shield, I don't know) is in a big ol' treasure chest.

first "haha" in this thread

use the cheats for fly with link

Heeerrrreee we go. Note the camera-clash with the wall, causing part of it to disappear. I miss old gaems.

YES, YES, YES

SHIT'S GONNA GET SERIOUS

THIS WILL BE AWESOME, I JUST KNOW IT

Wow.

Just...wow. The chest was glowing green and all it spat out was this shitty little penknife.

i wanne see link fliying!!!!

>>8155272

Don't you shit on the Kokiri sword son, it's gonna see you through some rough times.

Link's clearly excited to be in a room full of treasure chests. For those who don't know, this is the house that the ginger guy is raping his stone directly outside of...I was curious to explore.

I need to play OoT again, seeing this.
I always lose my motivation right after I get the spiritual stones though. Go OP, Go.

The translation team behind this has probably read too much into black culture. Say whaaaat??! Also, I'm convinced this character is a lesbian, or at least a real bitch. She makes another appearance later on, if I'm not mistaken.

Also, I need a shield. Gotta check out the shop.

>>8155463
Wait is that really a girl? I seriously thought it was a guy

What the hell is a midget doing performing shopkeeping duties? Did the circus lose him or something?

>>8155463
That's a guy, man.

It's a block of wood, but it'll do.

It'll do.

>>8155509
No, it's a girl.

If not a girl, a very effeminate man.

>>8155524
I demand to see the block of text that proves this.

Sword? Check.
Shield? Check.

Let's roll.

>>8155537
Okay, I tried, so instead we'll reach a midpoint, It's a tranny.

Oh boy. Now shit's really heating up.

>>8155571

Definitely a guy.

His name is Milo

And he hates Link for all the attention he gets from Saria

Bitches don't know 'bout ma nuts

Oh look, it's another big treasure chest.

...And yet again, it presents me with a steaming bag of fail.

PHYSICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT

Whoops, laptop's battery is quite low. I'll be back in two hours, gents. Talk about Legend of Zelda or something, I don't know.

>>8155748

Man I love those creepy little tree motherfuckers.

>>8155748
>>hasnt heard of parkour

>>8155782
>implying that flashier jumps protect you from exploding onto the ground due to a high fall

'Fairy Slingshot'...that'll get me laid, for sure.

Now I can shoot these niggers. Reminds me of a certain spider I used to keep in my room as a kid. He was so cool, crawling around n' shit. I don't even understand why people are so scared - they kill bugs by trapping them then eating them, and that's badass.

These aren't vines. They're flat.

>>8155646

*Mido. He's actually somewhat of Link's arch enemy for Saria's affection.

God I was ten when I played this for the first time. Is it just me or did it age better than, let's say, FFVII?

I read somewhere that Deku Sticks are actually stronger than the Kokiri Sword. Then again, I've always only used Deku Sticks for lighting fires.

At first, I thought Nintendo had fucked up on what compasses are really used for, but then I read the text again and realized they got it right.

See, I thought the description implied that a compass is used to see. You know, like eyes.

I'm a little tired...

SPOILER: All that time you spent searching for these could've been spent outside, getting laid.

>>8156668
>Is it just me or did it age better than, let's say, FFVII?

Most people will shoot you down for comparing it to that particular game but yes it has aged far better.

The switches have the Islamic symbol on them. Remember when Nintendo got in deep shit for using an Islamic prayer as part of the theme for the Fire Temple? I see they've still sneaked something into the game, even if it's as barely offensive as the aforementioned controversy.

>>8156879
Damn Google Chrome, forgot my picture...

>>8156668

The last time I played FF7 was when it came out. I can't play it now because it's just too ugly to look at. OoT on the other hand is still very playable.

I just beat OoT two days ago and immediately started another game. Enjoy, OP.

Jumped through the web, first time. Damn, I rock.

I stepped on a switch, which made a light go aflame, which burned a web, which revealed access to a tiny chest.

And all I got was a useless recovery heart.

Never trust tiny chests, they're worse than their fatass brethren.

I knew this number pattern before he even mentioned it. I must be psychic.

Damn, what the hell is that doing there?!

Alright, I think I've actually downloaded the ROM of the earlier OoT, which Nintendo did get in trouble for as mentioned here: >>8156879

It'll be cool to hear the old Fire Temple theme music.

zelda sucks now. sure zelda 1 was fun when elementary school was lol ur speshal (lol 80s) but now i gotta work for a living. hay its puzzelz.. haf a tool tu solve mor puzzelz. im wasting my precious rare freetime for this... and paying for the privilidge? its the same fucking game with slightly different lolgrafix. if you have time go for it, but its only fun if you have shit tons of time to waste solving puzzels, so you can solve more puzzels. fuck that.

This guy obviously didn't get the memo.

>>8155463
Officially the character is a boy, but from now on when I play, he's a butch lesbian who hates men, which is why she won't let Link pass through.

>>8157173
Dude, that's what makes the LoZ fun. If you don't like puzzles, don't play the games.

These guys dropped in the closed triangular pattern seen here. It's almost like a gang-rape.

Seems like I'm going in circles, but I suppose that the block I pushed does factor in somewhere. I'm standing on said block now, probably go and set a Deku Stick alight so I can jump back and set another web alight.

See? The joy of puzzles! And fire!

>>8157289
>Forget to attach picture, figure I should get to bed soon

I have 2 N64 that are still working, bro.

I believe this is the last room. Time for some shield deflectan', twenty-three is number one.

>>8157236
When you enter that room, kill the giant hanging skullspider, but don't go into the big room, keep behind right where you killed the spider. Take your sling shot out and look up where the monsters were hanging in little womb things. Fling just a little bit above the sacks and they die.

Scriptwriters? Lazy?! Ha - no way!

>>8157370
I'm one of those people who prefer to be gang-raped. Thanks for the tip, anyway.

yeah hense why i SHOULD have quit playing after lttp. though oot was good for the garuda theme music. though i did beat it. i wont play another, and i have not for more than an hour or two. they understandably perfected the zelda formula. lttp will always hold a place in my heart, but really... change something besides the graphix plox. there has been NO innovation after lttp... none. thats what really turns me off. oh sure gimmix, might as well play GoW.

>>8157385
That's what I always assumed when I read that part, too! Haha

Finally at the boss. Rumor has it, she's a queen.

wow op, you're taking a really fucking long time

I seen this same exact same fucking thread on 4chanarchive.

When insects die, they exhume blue clouds and melt into the floor.

All this 4chan is turning me into Ralph.

Am I the only person who's turned on by this? Ganondorf is one badass SOB.

Hey, something shiny!

Goodnight, sweet prince.

And brb guyz, restan'.

>>8157418

Too bad, LoZ: Majora's Mask was pretty fucking epic, moreso than OoT. After that it's been all downhill with the series. WW and TP were somewhat enjoyable but the other post-MM titles deserve a big fat middlefinger.

Trains, in MY Zelda?

Link. do a 3 heart challenge

take your cancer back to >>>/b/

>>8158330
I've never found anyone that really felt like me. I loved ALttP when it came for the SNES. Would watch my brother and his pals play that for hours and hours, and when I finally got my hands on it - wow, that game sucked me in like no other game.

OoT was good, and I wow'ed when I felt like I was in Hyrule, but there was always this nagging feeling that I was playing ALttP in 3D.

WW I loved instantly. The style and the feeling I got from just sailing randomly hear and there, that almost felt like being a kid again. Great times with that game.

>>8158330
I agree with this man.

>>8159357
No.

>>8159397
No. Fagget.

>>8159416

pussy, my brother did a 3 heart challenge and got featured in nintendo power

OH SHI-

It's Saria! The reason why Mido The Butch Lesbian hates me so!

How do I play this cool, guise? Plz give me some relationshit advice.

She's talking to me!

oh god i shat my pants

>>8159522

SAY NOTHING

JUST WALK OFF ALL COOL LIKE

>But that's OK, because we'll be friends forever...
>we'll be friends forever...
>friends
Shit, just got friendzoned. ;_;

Now I'm being mocked...'Fairy Ocarina', goddammit...

Should've listened to >>8159556 when I had the chance.

brb, composing sad emo tune to relieve pain and anguish

>>8159705

PLAY THE RAIN SONG

I LOVE THAT FUCKING SONG

First one to link to this post and say 'orly' gets e-spanked.

Ha. Can't trick me, you goddamn owl.

I haven't read the thread, but the posts that weren't omitted had me laughing. OP, you're a fucking legend and I want you to be my friend ;_;

>>8159740
O rly?
I'm the same guy who called you a legend, btw

>>8159765

Oh, the rage I feel just looking at that fucking owl now.

These gentlemen spring out from the floor and target me with vicious assaults. I should make a topic in /x/ about this and see what they think.

>>8159827
Have a sexual spank, then. You cowboy!

I don't know why, but every time the drawbridge to the castle goes down, it makes me want to poop.

>>8159467
What is 3 heart challenge?

>>8160008
ronaldmcdonaldconfused.jpg

Quick way to make rupees: walk up a drawbridge-metal-pullthing and leap off at the top.

Another quick way to make rupees. Still think it's stupid to store so many jars in one room.

well this is officially the best thread ever and i love you op

Uh-oh, looks like a couple of newfags are exchanging pleasantries.

...This can only end badly.

Looks like somebody's already broken the owl's neck. Shame.

Holy shit when i went to sleep you had just gotten your name Mr link. now I'm awake 8 hours later and your still playing? marathon gamer

I wish I had bombs so I could set one off and see this baby soar.

>>8160204

She's hot.

Tell her you've got the master sword and you need to find a scabbard for it.

My friend has all the old systems with all the old classics. Some of them still in the original cellophane, all with their manuals and boxes. The ones he did open he maybe played once before losing interest. Why does he do it? Because he can.

Fuck spoiled Persian hipsters.

>>8160245
Not really, I've just had other shit to do. You'll notice I haven't posted in a constant stream.

It's easy to avoid the soldiers. They're blind as all fuck; not really fulfilling their duties as castle guards.

GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT

There's a place int he Hyrule Castle area that if you carefully walk up you can fall into a black hole, or jump "into" the castle.

>>8160294
I tried, and she gave me this egg.

With something moving inside.

Got past the guards. Swimming through the moat was a breeze.

Also, the egg hatched. It was a chicken. Damn science, you crazy!

I'll be honest, I placed my dick in his hands.

pretty productive day you've had here OP

>>8160639
See >>8160306

Also, time for bed. If this thread survives by tomorrow morning, then I will OH LAWDY

this thread needs archiving

bloccxxx

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit
Thread ID: 8154888

DO EEEEEET

>>8160008
BAHAHA
>>8160616
BAHAHA'd more.

OP, I love you. This was wonderful.

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Saving this from Page 15.

If the game allowed it, I would have Link jump onto a guard's back and use that as transportation. It'll be like riding Epona.

But instead, I can only hide and stalk them from behind...

>>8167150
jesus. go to workor something.

>>8167150

What kind of guard can't even hear a little kid running around a pole near him?

Kill him, you'll be doing the princess a favor.

>>8167158
I go to college (Britfag college) and today's my day off. Thursday, yo. Also, kicks ass how tomorrow's Good Friday, therefore I also get tomorrow off. We celebrate Easter in style.

*teehee*

I'm hiding behind a solid wall! They don't know I'm there! *phfffpppfff--phhppfffff*

Either these hedges are really, really thick, or the guards just don't give a shit anymore.

/R9K/, I NEED YOUR HELP

I'M IN THIS GARDEN, AND THIS GIRL'S JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING INSIDE A WINDOW

SHOULD I APPROACH HER, OR WOULD THAT BE TOO AWKWARD

ALSO, HOW DO I GET WITH SARIA???

>>8167208
i always failed at this part... they caught me like 12 times before i wised up

>>8167238
omg maybe its not zelda.

I should probably play this again...

testing the "post to facebook" junk =/ see what happens.

Approachan'. Bitch best be accommodating towards fairy boys.

my name is link, i'm 10 years old and my favorite color is green

expert strategey

>>8167278

Grab her ass!

grabherassgrabherassgrabherassgrabherass

will you go out with me

dat's me, i am teh cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

archive this shit pl0x

http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit
thread ID = 8154888
board = /r9k/

gogogo!

bitch, you're teh smart guy

I approve of this thread and the nosalgia trip it's bringing me.

MY NAME IS CAPTAIN KICKASS

i prefer to be addressed as captain kickass

newfagscanttriforce.jpg

Holy ballfuck you're still going?

oh cool, bitch enjoys voeyur

>>8167439
Life: I have none. Look out for a Majora's Mask playthrough sometime in the near future.

>>8167448
dude, you should think about doing an LP on and sticking it on youtube or something

which one, there's two of them

>>8167460
LP? Enlighten this noob, LP to me is dad-speak for music records.

>>8167465

Look at him, bowin' and scrapin'.

Not yet bein' a giant pigman.

somebody better alert termina about this

>>8167479

But Hyrule IS like the entire world.

NO PRESSURE THERE, THEN

That's what she said.

heh

This shit's going on eBay.

>>8167470
lets play

you pretty much play the game and do commentary over it

go look up let's play ocarina of time or something on youtube and you'll get the idea of it

A wild BUTCH LESBIAN appeared!

Quick, Link, use your Sword Attack!

Attack missed! Wild BUTCH LESBIAN uses Falcon Call!

Link's expression is priceless. He's like "WHAT THE FREAKING SHIT IS THAT THING"

The centre of Hyrule's tourism industry.

At this point I get the nagging feeling that the game is setting me up for one huge Bel-Air.

But before I embark on Death Mountain...Lon-Lon Ranch beckons. I can almost smell the pig shit from here.

>>8167580

Ain't no pigs at Lawn Lawn Ranch.

Awnly steers.

>>8167580
go fight chickens - feels good man

It's the girl who gave me the egg.

...I would hit that. If I wasn't so infatuated with Saria...;_;

>>8167465

Look at that fucking nose! Ganondorf must be the most badass green Jew ever concieved.

i was thinking, maybe we could play one of my originals

i call it "don't friendzone me saria, my heart is black like niggers"

I HAVE FOUND ULTIMATE PARADISE

brb, carrying out >>8167602 for feels good, man

Damn, turns out these chickens are invincible.

Still, I have got some free time on my hands, so...yes, middle-aged man, I'll play your game.

Super Cuccos?

...Makes sense. Please, go on.

This is the bestest thread everest.

Dang it, archive this shit NAO

plz

Sounds acceptable. Unless it's some kind of revenge for the previous time we met.

...I lost. Goddamn emulator controls.

Off to Death Mountain. It's getting dark, so the skeleton people will rise and slap me in the face again - best be avoiding as a true cracka should.

Well, I got hit. But notice how I remain motionless, with a face that doesn't even *whisper* pain. That's the mark of a real man, yessiree.

Oh, so you got friendzoned too?

Bitches and whores...

Sweet Christ, this thread is good.
Well done, you fine gentleman.

>>8168354
spincut the tree. please.

>>8168354

Do you know the damn rain song yet? MAKE IT RAIN

Get the fuck off ma ladder!

>>8168383
Shoot it with your slingshot, silly

I'm tempted to jump, but I can't.

Not because I don't want to die, but because Link can't leap over the barrier. He's a weak little midget.

In the Skulltula House.

I've collected enough tokens to turn one spider-freak back to human form. But I will never collect enough tokens to understand why he's doing aerobics.

>>8168464

He's just keeping fit man. Gotta be tough to be a Skulltula.

OP:
I have a question for you; when you play OoT on your nice little emulator, do you notice any issues with textures fading in and out of existence (ie: the road textures in Hyrule Field)? If not, what are your video settings at.

>>8168484
Sometimes, but I figure that is just the game's own graphical limitations. Most of Project64's settings I haven't changed, so it's all the default.

>>8168509
Nah, I'm very sure it's an issue that arises from emulation because, for me, I couldn't do even see the royal insignia most the time.

In the Graveyard. Strangely enough, no sign of Dampe or that annoying kid of his.

Jus' breakin' into the royal family's tomb, don't mind me

Okay, that's it, this is a definite case for the /x/files.

>>8168484
you can backflip over it.

SHIT

REDEADS

THESE FUCKERS GAVE ME NIGHTMARES

SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI-SHI

dat screech!

>>8168628
play the sun song

>>8168680
Can't - haven't learnt it yet.

Fun fact: I can play the Sun Song in RL.

Waitaminute...what's this?

Lawdy oh lawdy, speak of the devil!

>>8168848
You mean him?

That gap has just reminded me that I've still got to see Saria in the Lost Woods.

But I won't. For the sake of our unrequited love, and the possible career in music that stems from that.

Death.

By rape.

Unleashed upon me by a floating Redead. The worst kind of Redead.

holy shit.

stop this, nobody cares about you playing oot, half the posts ITT are by OP. JSUT STOP

>>8168866
worse than re-deads

Cuntlicker.

Finally...something better than a plank of wood. How many of us bought toy Hylian Shields when we were kids?

>>8168921
i will continue to check up on your progress during my life. It seems that you are moving rather slow through the game but it is understandable due to frequent pauses for screenshots. u made it to the town where you gotta find all those loose chickens yet?

>>8168957
Yes, good sir, yes I have. But I'm not picking up any chicks.

>>8168919
sand in your vagina much?

>>8169018
Agreed, please continue OP.

>>8168945
Here. I also had a sword and used to slash it around. Damn you, childhood me...

This is great :) Post more! Are you gonna do the entire game?

improved graphics zelda ocarina of time

http://strategywiki.org/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Ocarina_of_Time/High_Resolution_Textures

wouldn't it be better to set up a livestream, so we could all watch you play?

>>8169164
I'll do as much as it takes, before I reach image limit.

>>8169209
Thanks!

>>8169229
Nah. My internet connection's not so reliable.

I've decided not to sell Zelda's letter on eBay. Sorry, folks.

...First I had heard about it.

At the Happy Mask Shop, getting the soldier his mask. Which obviously isn't for his 'kid'.

I can recognize the shop-person from somewhere, but where...?

Thumbs up for a terrific mask! I look like a fox!

:3 :3 :3

>>8169374
he's a gook, they all look like that.

>>8169446
Ahhh, that's it!

Anyway, brb4tea chaps

>>8169374
Shit, cunt sounds like he's selling drugs.

This entire thread is made of awesome...all of it.

Is OP finally dead?

opdeadbloxxx

>>8159570
You had everything in those woods.
Everything.
And you just left us.

You just left me.

Holy crap, this thread is seriously still going? I saw it yesterday.

Love OoT though, so many memories ;_;

>>8171055
I mean, I understand, you are the Hero of Time. But... have you ever thought about what if things had been different?
What if you had stayed...
What if I had told you that I loved you... that I still love you?

>>8171110
I never stopped loving you... Hero of Time.
Of all time.

>>8171121
And if you ever need to talk... I will be here. Listening for you. Waiting for you.

Forever waiting for you...

They see me bumpin'
They hatin'

I'm going back to Kokiri and the Lost Woods to pay Saria a visit. This is where she friendzoned me...whore.

Magic tip: to easily find your way to the middle area (with Saria), don't go through any tunnels where the music fades out beforehand.

I'm also hoping that, when I do meet Saria, I don't fuck it up again.

Ah... My childhood...

Can't get this right, due to lack of control stick on my laptop's keyboard.

...Hey, has anyone noticed how yellow Link's arms are?

This is one of my favorite parts of the game. Returning back here as Adult Link, you're suddenly charged at by massive pig soldiers and that shit SHOOK THE HELL OUT OF ME first time.

HNNNUUAAAARRRGGHHHHH

Link to the past here, OoT is a faggot

>>8171361
>whore

how could you, link?

;_;

This dude's still alive, despite being submerged completely in water. Deku Scrubs cannot drown - they are the Terminator of the LoZ franchise.

I can't see her, but I can see her fairy...

...

...I believe I've jizzed in my pants.

This better be steering towards what I think it is.

Please tell me Saria's using innuendo for a certain physical activity I've been striving to experience since yesterday.

I NEED SOME ADVICE /R9K/

I WANT TO SAY YES, BUT I HAVEN'T PACKED A CONDOM SO I COULD GET AN STD

WHAT DO I DO, PLZ HELP

>>8171815
use jacket sleeve

>>8171815
DO IT FAGEEEET

Play the ocarina in her azul

>>8171815
stick your jacket sleeve in her azul