Getting a BA in Visual Arts is the current most practical major.

Majoring in bullshit, planning on getting a job never in nothing in particular

Majoring in not going to college
I plan on going into either not giving a shit or manual labor

Econ major, want a market analysis job.

Majoring in electrical engineering
I don't even know what electrical engineers do, but I plan to find out within the next three years.

inb4 all the engineering lonely fags make fun of everyones major to make their pathetic lives feel some sort of meaning towards it

Bio major, getting degree in the fall starting teacher certification in summer ending college fall 2011 with student teaching.

I have a 2.57 gpa because I have changed my major about 6 times only to arrive back to the one I originally had. Funny thing is they ask for a 2.5 min gpa for the teacher certification and say to have a 3.0 due to competition. Luckily they have no limit on the number of high school teachers that enter the program since 80% of the applicants are fucking club whores trying to be elementary teachers. Also science/math teacher = guarenteed acceptance.


GPA might mean a lot in certain circumstances but it doesn't mean SHIT when they're begging you to join rather than you begging them to accept you.

I lol at those who those who work forever to get into medical or PT school. Seriously, all the assays in my anatomy course are fucking losers setting their standards way to fucking high. I wish I could see the look on their face when they fail and have no backup plans.

>>8148587
Enjoy getting outcompeted by guest workers.

Im majoring in woman studies cause I want to be an activist when im older

Chemistry major here. Ideally, I want to go to law school and somehow use my expertise in science to make more money.

Or if law school fails I'll just continue on to do Chemistry research in grad school then get phD. Go into private industry or be a prof.

Industrial engineer here. I'm looking for a job in consulting or manufacturing. I tend to like the process improvement side more than the logistics and supply chain side. Or maybe quality.

>>8148733
>implying all my employers won't be superbly racist and put me in the good jobs because i'm white

Majoring on the internet with a minor on Wikipedia.

>>8148742
You could do patent law, but unless your numbers are perfect it may not be worth it.

Majoring in math.
Planning on being a housewife who writes poems.

>>8148637
Wait; I think you got that backwards.

EE major here. I'm going to do research in energy storage.

>>8148781

are you cute? i want to marry you ^_^

>>8148781

Good idea. You know what would be awesome? If you totally depended on your husband for financial support, then wrote poetry about the oppressive, male-dominated society that keeps you down, and your deep-seated loathing and resentment of your husband's desire to control you.

>>8148822
I am very good looking, however I am also engaged. Sorry brobot!

>>8148836
Why would I write poems about that sort of thing? I'd love to take care of my future-husband, baking him cupcakes and such.

Im going to work my way up the grocery store ranks so by the time you all finish university I'll be a manager of some sort making 19 dollars an hour

Stop derailing the thread you cunt.

>I am very good looking, however I am also engaged. Sorry brobot!

;_;
but im better than him. ive got ms in math and i like rilke & blake.

JOURNALISM MAJOR.
Yep going out for a dying industry. Epic win.

this thread is worthless now
sage

>>8148913
>Yep going out for a dying industry.

Lawfag here. Brofist.

>>8148880
M'bad! Will evacuate with much haste~

Enjoy your thread fellow r-r-r-obots!

>>8148913
im sorry buy you'll probably be the 99 percent working as an intern for the rest of your life

>>8148924
OP HERE LAW ISNT DIEING IT ISNT

>>8148822
>>8148843
Don't worry bro, she's lying.
Only fat white chicks get married in their early twenties.

>>8148913

Natalie? blooxxxx

>>8148941
No, dying is an overstatement. Its just that the kind of law that people associate with being a lawyer is becoming harder and harder to break into. New associates getting fired, firms becoming more selective at OCI, etc.. This is putting pressure on the mid and small law markets as well as there are now a lot of unemployed lawyers and new JDs looking to just do _something_.

Major: none, dropped out

Ideal job: Law enforcement

>>8148987
Oh well things always work out eventually, plus I could just go for clinical psychologist if I wanted too

>>8148913
>>8148913

Same here bro. Didn't realize it until I got in too deep. General education requirement kept me in denial. Now my teachers are always so pessimistic each class.

Kinda double majoring, although my two choices are so different that I'm probably just going to spend extra time in school and not get bogged down in stress. Doing Merchandising & Fashion Design, and Aerospace Engineering. I just love both with such a passion that when posed with picking one or the other, I said fuck it, I'll do both.

I'm also learning Czech right now. My goal in life: Become the infinite.

>>8149061
lolwtf
you must be a strange person.

Graduated a few years ago with a degree in Computer Science/Game Development. Programming graphics for an upcoming Wii/PSP title. Feels outstanding, hombre.

>>8149095

I work a graveyard shift job for a tv station and maybe hang out with people twice a week if I'm lucky. All this ambition and intelligence will probably fade before I can use it because I abuse dissociatives and opiates.

Yea, I'll take weird.

I have a BA in history. Hopefully going into law in 2011. Hopefully teaching English in Korea this year.

Computer Engineering

Jobs gona get our-sourced. Gona be unemployed, so I'm pretty much the same as a philosophy major except without the getting laid part.

Major: Biochem.

I have some really good plans cooked up for grad school and beyond, but competition is so stiff already that I'm not even going to hint at what I'm going to do.

I will say that after the fact I'll be making ~300k annually and have no student debt if all goes well. I plan to use that to buy myself a few backwoods properties for about 60k a piece, and get myself set up to be a hard-core survivalist.

I'll use the rest to produce jewgold via investments, ideally non-stock (real estate etc), so hopefully I can build up a big enough pile of jewgold that it will generate money for me by interest alone, and I can kick back. I'm gonna work out, grow my hair and grow my beard until I look like a viking, and try to master bow hunting and subsistence farming/gathering. I'm going to become a master woodsman, and shoot at niggers from my front porch while I eat the liver and bone marrow from an animal I killed myself on my own property.

>>8149377
You don't know what you're talking about. The only jobs getting outsourced are bullshit codemonkey positions. If you are not an utter failure you should have no problem landing a good job when you graduate. If you are worth a damn, you should be able to land an awesome job/career.

I want to work in cellular biology, or biochemistry. I have no idea what I need to do to get there. Currently in school for a Bachelors in Science, I guess? Do I need an internship too? What kind of qualifications do I need? I don't even know..

wanna study physics here and try to be an astronaut

International Studies at the University of New England in Austfailia

AUSTIN COLLEGE IS PARTY CENTRAL

>>8149385

You're going to market some kind of ingestible medicinal marijuana aren't you?

You don't need a biochem degree for that.