Because they'd have to be fucking insane to be a furry or a cosplayer?

Next question.

Too bad it wasn't mine.

the same reason they do cosplay in the first place

attention

Er, how do you know? Because she is attractive and many men would enjoy her sucking their cock?

Nerds are horney

I picture these cosplayers gangbanging in their costumes and it makes me laff.

Everybody wants to hook up. Con's are nerd's equivalent to clubbing.

>>8086139
She is a woman,

QED.

>>8086154
>I picture these cosplayers gangbanging in their costumes and it makes me HORNY AS FUCK.

>>8086157
>Con's are nerd's equivalent to clubbing.
Mind = blown

>>8086157
i'll keep that in mind.

btw OP is whitemane?

>>8086206
>btw OP is whitemane?
Yeah.

>>8086249
i would fuck her silly. i've had sex dreams about WoW characters haha

>>8086258
>i've had sex dreams about WoW characters haha

Not sure this is something you'd want to admit, even on an anonymous imageboard...

>>8086319
it's fucking 4chan. nobody cares haha

it was actually a sex dream about a girl i wanna bone... but she was a night elf.

You know how to suck cock, High Inquisitor!

where do i find some cosplay porn?

>>8086343
OH MY GOD YES

if this exist i would not cum buckets, but OCEANS

>>8086157
this really.

Any ubernerdy meetup of this sort wherein a large number of attendees are staying at the same hotel turns into this.

As an addendum to that, combining such an event with tequila will end awesomely, terribly, or hilariously.

>>8086397
holy shit i need to go to comic-con. FUCK.

What ? You mean girls who wear kinky outfits and get their pic taken in front of hundred of fat, sweaty virgins before having these same pics everywhere on the internet are doing that because they are huge whores ? For real ?

No shit.

>>8086351
Cosplay Deviants.

http://cosplaydeviants.com/

If I'm a guy and I want to hook up with one of these cosplay girls, do I have to cosplay as well?

>>8086623
guess it helps

clearly someone needs to share some stories.

NAO

>>8086157
are you just saying that, or... have you hooked up at a con?

>>8086621
Know of any that aren't pay sites?

>>8086105
I LOVE YOU, HIGH INQUISITOR WHITEMANE.

Is that the bitch from SM?

>>8087187
yeah, high inquisitor whitemane. you know you'd do her.

>>8087197
I'd wreck her so bad she'd need 3 paladins redeeming her to ress.

But but... I'm not promiscuous.

;_;

>>8087230
are you saying you cosplay and yet you're not promiscuous?

>Rise, my champion!

Hey bitch...

BLADES OF LIGHT!

this thread needs either:

-whitemane rule 34

-stories of sweet, sweet poontang with cosplay-ed ladies at conventions

so i can fap.

I would rape her, beat her unconscious, and then steal her hat.

>>8087275
Visit /v/ on WoW's maintenance day.

>>8087312
fuck yes. that hat is so, so sweet.

Fap my champion.

>>8087323
whitemane rule 34, sure. but epic tales of boning at conventions with cosplayin' ladies?

>>8087323
i thought /v/ wasn't an adult board

You are like, asking why does a phone survey on whether the interviewee has phone shows that everyone has phone.

>>8087230
anonymous will be the judge of that. post pics and/or tits.

>>8087238


No, I'm furry, not a cosplayer.

>>8087599
and it's not a sexual thing?

>>8087407
lol lol lol

lolllllllll

>>8087646
seriously... is it that ridiculous to assume?

>>8087638


Nah. Alot of furries have a tendency to acts like idiots and ruin it for the rest of use, but rest assured, the non retarded, non sexual furries are out there. We're just really hard to find because we're not busy flaunting our sexualities. :/

LOL. I actually know this girl IRL! Wtf?

She's a real sweetheart and that was her first costume that she made herself for Blizzcon. She's not slutty at all. She and her boyfriend are inseperable, and they've been together for quite a while.

>>8087666
Stay away from my puppies, you fiend.

>>8087666
nice get.

so what does being a non-sexual furry entail?

>>8087675
i call bullshit. prove it, she looks like a total slut.

>>8087685
>looks like
Based on what, exactly?

>>8087696
jeez, i dunno, maybe the slutty outfit.

>>8087685
She's not, honestly. The costume is revealing, but she doesn't dress like that normally, or even make costumes that revealing usually (she was Little Red Riding Hood for Halloween, not slutty!version either, rofl). She's not a slut, just an average girl.

And besides, that convention was Blizzcon, AKA WoWcon. Uh, I went for a bit and I can safely say that she was one of the <1% that wasn't a 300lb neckbeard. If you're gonna be a slut, Blizzcon is definately not the con to do it at.

>>8087678

Hanging out with other furries, playing the vidya, chatting and shit because furries also have the tendency to be really friendly and easy to talk to.

In all honesty it really doesnt mean anything other than a common interest that unites people, just like a whole bunch of other groups. Every group, organization, or assemblage of people has a part of them who does things that make the rest look bad. Just how life works, y'know?

>>8087685
>prove it
>>8087724
>not proving it

>>8087734
Welll, he can't prove that she IS a slut, except that the costume she made shows her OMG DIRTY THIGHS. I'm saying that she usually doesn't dress like that. She usually dresses quite conservatively. Pic related.

He showed a pic of her in a slightly revealing costume. I showed her in her modest, everyday clothing. Besides, wearing a costume because you love the character, and she just so happens to have a not-so-modest costume, does not a slut make.

>>8087781
if that is her, you've crushed my dream of finding a fucking randy girl at a convention willing to fulfill my weirdest fantasies.

damn you, anon... damn you.

but if i were you i could consider myself lucky to know this person, maybe even get her to wear the costume again... AND FUCK HER

>>8087712
One's outfit doesn't indicate sexual activities, silly.

>>8087809
this horny bastard would like to believe so.

>>8087781
>does not a slut make.
What is it about this word order that makes me want to punch everyone that uses it?

I mean, it really makes you look like an idiot.

I don't even know if I agree with your post, I just saw that and now I can't even take anything you say seriously.

>>8087804
Nah, she's got a boyfriend and I'm a chick. Don't worry, there are crazy sluts at conventions, this girl just wasn't one.

Good luck, bro!

>>8087856
no one will dress up as whitemane and suck me off... D:

>>8087875
Find a crazy bitch at a convention.

>>8087895
what do you recommend on the east coast?

>>8087904
Not that anon, but I recommend Otakon and Katsucon.

>>8087904
If you're the slightest bit interested in anime, try some of these. Process of elimination for east coast.

http://www.j-fan.com/dir/Anime/Conventions/

You'll probably want to bring a group of friends along. Going alone is not the best way to go at it.

>>8087913
i'm sorry, i meant to specify that i'm not a weeaboo.

also, are you talking about cons that have crazy sluts or just good cons in general?

>>8087904

dragonconn, sometime in september. i live here and there are fucking nerds all over downtown atlanta for a whole weekend. but it's a lot of fun.

the fantasy started out great and some asshole sprayed on the reality

>>8087781
>love the character
Are you fucking kidding me? She was half of a two-bit boss encounter with like two lines of dialogue and no backstory.

>>8087933
and not only all over downtown atlanta, but all around the clock, 24/7 there are nerds roaming the streets that make up the 3 hotels, hyatt, marriott, and the hilton.

>>8087937

It's not really about liking the character. It's more like trying to be original versus going as one of the dozens of popular anime characters.

>>8087949
...did you read the post I quoted?

>>8087972

What?!

I bet you go to cons as Inuyasha and Naruto every year. You baka!

I'd fuck in cosplay,
I'd have to rip my shirt a little...
and go super saiyan

The girl in the OP is a fucking slut because only fucking sluts cosplay. I don't care that "LOL I KNOW HER IN DA REAL LIEF AND SHE IS NOT A SLUT"

Really? Did you know how her brain works and what she thinks? No?

Because this costume voices what she thinks pretty loud and fucking clear, and it screams "Look at how pretty i am silly boys :3 wanna come back up to my room?"

>>8087924
I don't think going with the Idea of
"I'm going to get so laid"
Is the best way either...
but what do I know I've been stuck underground killing dark ones for two days.

>>8088048
>"Look at how pretty i am silly boys :3 wanna come back up to my room?"

this is what i was hoping she meant

>>8088054
>but what do I know I've been stuck underground killing dark ones for two days.

what the fuck am i reading dot jay peg

>>8088070
He's playing a fucking newly released, good, video game you dumb as shit normalfag holy shit why are you on 4chan if you dont play fucking video games? Go post on your fucking facebook wall about tonight's party.

Fuck, I can't wait for saturday night so all the faggots are gone from the board.

>>8088088
>holy shit why are you on 4chan if you dont play fucking video games?

did you mean /v/?

and obviously i play WoW if i know who whitemane is, sorry if i'm not purchasing every vidya that comes out

Oh, men. When will you learn that just because a girl wants to look pretty or sexy or even tease the cock doesn't mean she will EVER give you or anyone else that sees the outfit anything at all? It's called getting an easy ego boost because the male of the species is too weak to keep himself from thinking with his dick.

>>8088143
No, I ment 4chan. You're not supposed to fucking be on 4chan period if you just don't play videogames, because wow is not a videogame. Get out.

>>8088151
>male
>species

pretty sure we're all human. unless cosplayers are another species.

>>8088152
4chan's more an anime/japanophile construct by nature, not a huge videogame circlejerk. lololol

>>8088151
Pigeonholing men as "weak" because we respond to your desperate need for attention strikes me as somewhat silly.

>>8088161
... Yeah? The male of the human species, you just reiterated what I said.

>>8088152

4/10. nice try:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ounTVG6paBM&feature=related

>>8088173
eh, you're right. fuck, i'm tired, i'm reading things that aren't there.

i hardly think that actively pursuing reproductive activities should be considered a weakness, though.

>>8088170
The girls obviously get what they want out of it. The attention and the reaffirmation of their power over men. Do you get what you want out of it, the sex? Sadly I am betting the overwhelming majority of the time you do not.

JUST SAYIN'.

>>8088196
but some girls want more than just stares, i'm guessing.

>>8088196

It's obviously about blowing your load into some slut. Once you finish and you see the quivering slutty mess, you don't care any longer and you want to leave quickly.

>>8088151
procreation = weakness??????

>>8088151
HURR DURR DESIRING SEX IS SO IMMATURE, AND NOT A NATURAL HUMAN ACTIVITY

The vast majority of female cospayers have serious emotional issues and histrionic personality disorder. They aren't dressing up for fun, they're doing it to beg for attention from the lowest common denominator (nerds).

>>8088250
i always want the crazy ones.

feels bad, man.

>>8088221
I guess that's possible(although I've never heard of a situation where a girl slaved over sewing a cosplay outfit just to go out looking for sex...), but most of the cosplay girls I've known have boyfriends they go home to after cons and have sex in their silly outfits with.

The cosplay girls basically only want their cosplay audience for attention, I can assure you. Like most other women, they only get freaky with their monogamous partner. That doesn't stop them from cock teasing you if you're gullible enough to give them attention, though.

brb cosplaying blood elf warlock

>>8088257
you make it sounds like to be a sexy cosplayer you have to have a boyfriend. what about the single ladies? surely they are the insane sluts the OP describes.

>>8088257
>most of the cosplay girls I've known have boyfriends they go home to after cons and have sex in their silly outfits with.

holy shit this is what i want.

>>8087849
I am truly sorry for your lower - middle class upbringing. Perhaps you can raise your children to speak in an educated manner?

>>8088261
The same principle would still apply. Just because a woman is using you for attention doesn't mean she would ever let you touch. Women just don't work the same way as men do. If a man's inviting stares, he usually means business. If a woman invites stares, she's secretly laughing to herself when she catches you looking because she knows you'll never get any.

>>8088280
then women are truly evil, evil creatures. that's fucking torture, you goddamn sadists.

If one of you does go to an anime convention, for the love of god please don't be a meme spouting retard. We have enough of those already.

I went to one of these things. You know what I did? I approached some of the hottest girls there, made some good rapport, and then left them the fuck alone.

Within a few hours I had girls coming back to ME asking ME to hang out with them later. I fucked a slightly chubby Chun-Li cosplayer and she swallowed all my fucking cum.

>>8088299
did she have DEM THIGHS?

>>8088346
Yeah, and dat ass.

>>8088359
that's what a chun li costume needs haha

battle plan:
1. approach smexy cosplayer
2. chat it up
3. WALK AWAY
4. ????
5. crazy demented cosplay sex

>>8088196
>The girls obviously get what they want out of it.
And they're still "weak" for succumbing to that need. Going through all that trouble just to get ignored by 99% of the guys anyway. Hell, most guys get laid with greater succes rates than that.

>>8088437
...but for that small frame of time that they're Whitemane, they can fucking control men.

Or at least OP's girl could do that to me.

>>8088380
sounds right to me. atta boy, tiger.

Because sex is fun, you colossal fool. I suggest you become one of them at once.

>>8088929
kinda gay for a guy to dress up though... or is this some PUA "peacocking" shit? do chicks dig that?

>>8088961
not experienced with cosplaying here, but I dress nicely in public situations. definitely gets the women to notice, that's for sure.

>>8089002
i don't mean like wearing a button-down shirt instead of your metalfag tees or anything like that, i actually meant cosplaying, haha. i mean, this IS a cosplay thread. but i get what you're saying, dress a little nicer, get blowjobs. i figured that one out already.

what i'm inquiring is: are your chances of laying with a cosplayed vixen increased by dressing up in cosplay yourself? i can't imagine hotter sex. but maybe that's because i'm a huge nerd.

>>8086105
>>8087781
I don't really see a resemblance.

>>8089527
agreed, more evidence is needed.

Ha ha ha, you guys are so ignorant.

Go to an anime con. Chicks there are such fucking sluts it hurts.

They made rules, No Carrying Signs, cuz chicks started carrying signs selling kisses for a dollar, selling glomps, basically proportioning for sex.

By the last day, all the nerds have no self-control, spent all their money of cheap anime dolls and DVDs, and are desperate for money, or gas money to get back home.

You can guess how that story ends...


So yeah, the chicks who cosplay are attention whores, and yeah, they are sluts.

DragonCon and anime cons are where it's at.

>Pic related; you just KNOW (you want to believe that) she sucked some cock at a convention.
There, fixed for you OP.

Okay, I am interested in going to a con to meet a slut in a costume.

Should I be dressed up too?

this thread belongs to cgl, where consex threads are rather common.
Be a tall, buff, not too ugly looking man, cosplay as Luis Armstrong, Kratos, Leonidas Allucard, Sephiroth...
After the deed is done you should have yourself checked for STDs though.

oooooh, whitemane would be so damn kinky

Yes, women are sluts at conventions because they feel that the men around them are (since they have similar interests) the only ones they'd want to fuck and they are the only ones they'd have confidence enough to approach. ("Hi I see you're wearing an Ichigo costume, I like Ichigo too, wanna talk?")

See somebody moderately attractive to you? BOOM he's yours.

OP here. Holy shit, this thread is still alive? Have some more Whitemane, then.

HOLD ON A MINUTE

WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE ANIME, BUT WANT TO FUCK ANIME COSPLAY GIRLS

>>8094875
pretend
Read the wikis on the big three then pretend

>>8094856
it's still alive because we all have raging nerd-boners for this chick

What if I'm ugly but somewhat muscular (I've been working out a lot this past year). Does that basically guarantee pussy for me?

>>8094923
ugliness is subjective
short answer: yes

>>8094875

Then you are weeaboo.

Go to yonder /cgl/, and discover the fruits contained therein.

Going to Anime Matsuri in Houston next weekend. I'll be rooming with a friend and we're going to extend our hotel room to desperate chicks who need one.

Wish me luck.

Can I cosplay as Kane? Or would that drive away the women?

>>8094960
>implying you wouldn't have an instant orgy the moment you walk into the con dressed up as Kane

The reason is simple. Me, being a furry, I will tell you my bisexual promiscuity is basically because I LOVE SEX. That is all.

>>8094960
Do something popular and mainstream. A character from Naruto, Bleach, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, etc.

>>8094960
Yeah drive women towards you maybe, this is motherfucking Kane we're talking about.

>>8094996
>implying Kane isn't popular or mainstream

>>8095008
>implying young cosplayers these days know who Kane is

>>8095027
Let alone C&C

>>8094991
You should come to Anthrocon this summer. I'll be there macking on all the attractive but fucked up females.

>>8095053

> Attractive Females
> Anthrocon

LOL!

The trick is to find a somewhat ugly or plain looking girl. The really hot ones usually have boyfriends.

Good luck mans.

>>8095491
>looking for sex
>find ugly or plain girl

i don't think you know how sex works.

Is this true? I went to a LARP event one time and apparently some girls were prostituting themselves for in-game money... unfortunately this was at an earlier event =(

Furries are promiscuous because it's to sleep with somebody under the guise that you are an animal doing what animals do with other animals.

Cosplayers are only promiscuous with othe cosplayers.

>>8095529
because you totally fuck peoples beautiful eyes and tight abs amiright?

You're on /r9k/ beggars can't be choosers

>>8095869
"ugly" isn't generally a characteristic i look for in my sex partners, no.

They don't know how to act around other people, the confident ones sleep with whoever shows interest because they want a boyfriend and the others are shy as hell so can get roped into sex with someone they think is special

So holy shit they are the same as all women ever!!1

I do have to say the shy girls at cons are adorable, though. For some reason it feels even better when they give you a shy glance and a slight smile :3

All women are whores. Period. Just because they dress up weird doesn't mean they aren't whores.

>>8086105
Thas some shitty ass accusations right here. The only time I've had a fem-cosplayer put out under the guise of cosplay was an organized-crime play where someone was a dirty, latex-wearing skank. And I'm pretty sure that was just who she normally was.

just got directed here from /cgl/
cosplayers are generally more kinky than most, but that doesn't mean they'll spread em for any neckbeard who wants to stick his dick into Whitmane

>>8094960
HOLY SHIT ON A SANDWITCH
this made me nostalgia so hard.... i had a major fem!nerd crush on Kane.... i always played on NOD campaigns

>>8096104
>All women are whores. Just because they dress up normal doesn't mean they aren't whores.

fixed your logic

>>8096173
soooo...... yes to orgy?

>>8096173
What if I shaved my neckbeard, am brilliant and also I'm Zell from FFVIII?

>>8096278
Bitches can't say no to Kane

>>8096377
this bitch can. kane is an ugly fuck.