I pretty much only drink water and milk.

I love water, I've chugged a whole gallon just to soothe my thirst. Of course, I pissed like a racehorse for the rest of the day, but my piss was clear so it was all good.

I havent had a soda in 3 years. After hearing all the horrible shit it does to your insides, I swore the shit off.

Thanks OP, I was actually kinda thirsty.

>>8081561
This is SO fucking good for you. You know, if people did this more often theyd get sick a lot less. Also drinking hella water will clear up your complexion like a god.

After doing intense exercise then smoking weed a big glass of cold water is one of the best things in the universe.

I hate water. It makes me sick.

drink water every day.

I drink water over anything else essentially all the time.

Fuck yes.
I'm going to go enjoy a glass of the purest water in the world not filled with neurotoxins such as fluoride or sissifying hormones such as estrogens from pregnancy pills. Enjoy your lowered IQs and small penises, America.

God, its soooo good. hell yeah.

Water.

you best be trolling nigra

presenting the positive side of water drinking?

what's next?

presenting the good thing about BREATHING?!

gtfo

I drink about two pitchers of water every day.

Fresh.

Be a better friend to yourself. Drink water.

I only drink water and tea.
(and gin)

>>8081610
I know more than a few who refuse to drink water and only drink soda or coffee.

If I had some bottled shit, sure


This faucet "water" (more liek chlorine) fucking sucks

I will intentionally go 2 days without drinking anything then chug water like a champ. Ice cold, too.

its almost better than sex.

>>8081629
I agree, if you're speaking of AZ water. Tastes like pool water.

The real goal of this thread is to make everyone fuckin thirsty as fuck

>>8081645
Yeah, we definitely have the shittiest water here, but honestly most faucet water is bunk. Bottled though, I can go through a case in three days

>>8081642
I tried that once. I couldn't sleep because of the thirst, then I drank so much I couldn't sleep because my stomach hurt. I couldn't sleep because I had to piss and then I couldn't sleep because the water came out as fucking diarrhea right there on my sheets.

My plan of orgasmic drinking failed miserably.

Am i the only person who prefers the taste of water from a garden hose than from any other source?

Something about it is just....fucking awesome.

Soda, how I miss you. Last summer, being a poor college student, I would buy cheep 2 liter sodas instead of any other drink, as most were more expensive per volume. I would drink 2 or 3 a night.
During the fall I was diagnosed with acute acid reflux, so no more sodas at all.
It was a awful at first, fucking caffeine withdraws, but I do quite a nice glass of water now.

Sup OP?

About to drink 24 ounces of pure sweet high fructose corn syrup filled goodness. While you drink some shitty flavorless chemical.

Just kidding, soda makes people fat and diabetic.

Fuck yeah, i drink several liters of water a day. Feels good, and is good, man.

Seriously, your skin will look great and it can partially counterbalance all the shitty food you eat.

>>8081831
I dont know about it counterbalancing shitty foods, but it will help fill you up so you dont eat as much shitty food.

This thread reminded me of some of the best water I ever drank in my life. It was from a well/spring at a well maintained lake about a 40 minute drive out of the city. Tasted so great that I had to buy a couple jugs and fill them up to take them home.

>>8081891
Thats rare, this day and age. finding drinkable water from a spring that wont make you go blind or start speaking in tongues...

I only drink water and milk. I hate soda.

>>8081924
This is why I love where I live, the water is amazing here.

blox
So....fucking....thirsty...

>>8081670
hahahahhahahaahahahahahahhhhahahahhaahah

>>8081959blox
>hahahahhahahaahahahahahahhhhahahahhaaha
We also would have accepted "LOL".

You know how sometimes you just want some beer? Not red bull or coke or anything, just a nice glass of fuckin beer?

Yeah, now is one of those time. You want some beer really bad. i mean, why not? Its so refreshing and even though it lacks taste it satisfies in ways no other drink can. Its the reason we're all here on this planet, it keeps us alive and asks so little in return.

So lets hear it for beer. You punk bitches really need to learn to start fucking respecting beer and all it does for you. God I hate you guys. red bull drinking faggots. And as if its not bad enough that beer doesnt get the recognition it deserves, y'all motherfuckers have to go and turn your nose up at the shit like youre too good for it or something. "What do you want to drink? We have beeeeeeeeeer..."
"Pffft."
You NEVER opt for standard lager beer. Thats fucked up, eh.

>fix'd

water be real good yo i drink me a box e'ry couple days. wish i wasn't a sucker for bottled but the stuff just taste better feel me? :)

I have this wierd thing where my tap water tastes like ass but everyone else's tap water tastes fine.

i drink 2L/day
u mad?

Nice cold bottle right here.
Water is great.

Glad I stopped drinking pop.
I do often partake in juice or milk, but that's about it.

If your local tap water is sub-par, try it after it's been through a water filter device.

You sound just like me, OP. As a frequent consumer of alcohol, I have come to love and worship water as my own personal savior. Nothing is more integral for curing a hangover than lots and lots of water. And shit man, I fucking hate it when people look down on water, like it's too fucking 'plain' or something. Fizzy drinks don't quench your thirst as much as water does. Water is the best possible option when it comes to hydrating yourself but some people are all like 'uhh...don't you just have some Coke instead'. What the fuck? Let me say it so that you morons can understand: WATER IS THE BEST THING TO DRINK. NOTHING IS BETTER THAN WATER.

I love water.OP is right about it satisfying in ways no other drink can. When you're just sitting around, you may not feel the urge to drink water, but when you're super dehydrated, you want water more than a horny slut wants cock.

Best feeling in the world: Waking up at 6am hungover as hell and thirsty as fuck. Walking into the bathroom, cupping your hands under the faucet and chugging for a good 2 minutes straight. I swear to god it's better than sex

>>8082015

FFFFFFFFFFFF

Stop it you fucking moron.

Haha, you fuckers probably have shitty city water. Full of flouride and chlorine and who knows what else because your local government decided that's what you need. You ain't got shit on my well water. 250 feet of fresh, cool, ground-filtered water, and I can drink as much as I want to, because I don't have a water bill. That's right, I can take hour-long showers every day. Not only that, but when the zombie apocalypse comes, and they spread the parasite through the water supply, I'll be fine. And if the city water ever gets shut down for some reason, or the electricity goes out, I can just pump it straight from the ground by hand.

>>8082058blox
LOL.

Thats does feel pretty damned good, dude. Pretty damned good indeed.

I love water. I'm even thinking of building a solar still so I can drink distilled water.

>>8082101
Enjoy your red blood cells exploding

>>8082125
nigga WAT!? why would that happen? What haven't I read up on?

Sure is delicious cold glass of ontario tap water in here

>>8082160
as long as that isn't the only water you drink it is fine.when you drink distilled water you are drinking a hypo-tonic solution. It has low or no solute particles, and lots of water particles. So when you drink it the water rushes into your blood cells because they want to have and even number of water particles on the out side of the cells as the inside. so they explode. The opposite is true when you drink salt water, the shrivel because water rushes out.So you can die if that is all you drink

fruit/vegetable juice was here.
OP is a bum

>>8082220
How about if I eat some salt after every drink of distilled water?

>>8082236blox
Dont hate me because I'm delicious

>>8082245
When exploding blood cells are a factor in any endeavor, its best to just steer clear.

>>8082245
...That's ridiculous

Also, did you seriously never learn anything about diffusion/osmosis in school? SERIOUSLY?

>>8082274
Yeah, like a fucking decade ago

>>8082266
It'd be a pretty cool way to die.
HIS BLOOD EXPLODED

>>8082314
Can you tell me where to get one of these? Looks like it'd do wonders for me

>>8082323blox
A duckroll? Wow, its like its really 2007

i used to drink soda for practically every meal when i was in middle school up until i got braces.
dont know how the hell i lived through that. only water and milk for me now

>>8082310
LOL yeah, or a really cool way to make explosives.

Pour some blood in a canister, mix it with distilled water, shake and throw. Instant grenade

Today I drank a whole litre of water in one go and yet I didn't need to pee at all

>>8082360
Well whoopdeegodmanmtherfuckin doo.
You want a medal? A cookie? Perhaps youd enjoy a parade?

>>8082354
That's not how it works, man

>>8082384blox
Hmmmm...

>>8082436
Whatever. Just drink your water.

>>8081831
>Fuck yeah, i drink several liters of water a day

bit dangerous drinking that much brobot.
Ever heard of water poisoning?

>>8082509blox
awww, the first troll!

>>8082520
durrrrr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

Hi I just wanted to post in this awsome thread. I just came home from the gym and chugged 3 big glasses of water, ahhh. I love water great post OP. I think we should petition moot to change /r9k/ to /h2o/.

>>8082567
Drinking several liters over the course of a day isn't going to harm you.

>>8081546
Oh man sometimes water is exactly what I need. <3 water.

>>8082509

Fuck, you're stupid.

>>8082651
Isn't it O2 poisoning?

>>8081546

I read this and my mouth became rapidly drier the more I read.

Now I drank some water.

Damn is that some good fucking water.

You should get a job with cigarette companies or somethingl.

>>8082651

No, it's water-poisoning but drinking "several liters" a day won't be harmful as long as he means less than 5 or so. If he means more than that it could be a different though.

>>8081645
>>8081664
fuck i love water, i sometimes start the with like 4 cups and make myself water bloated, feels good man

good thread /h2o/