The four of us in the hardsuits were on point, to draw all of the fire as we busted in. It was a pants-shitting thirty seconds as lead shot seemed to shower my suit from every direction, making a sound somewhat like pots and pans falling down stairs. My ears are still ringing. The moment we got inside, a quadrupedal drone carrying a hive unloaded about 400 bee drones, each carrying a small explosive charge. For the next half hour or so, you could hear panicked screams in the distance followed by muffled pops, and then silence. Bee drones landing on some hapless squatter and detonating. The intervals between screams became longer and longer until there was only silence.

We were relieved, and like idiots we figured we'd got them all and began securing the complex. Turns out, there were more than 400 and we'd simply run out of bee drones. The rest had sought refuge on the network of catwalks that snaked around the enclosed fabrication towers. I was distracted by an array of tiny, precise arms inside the vacuum-sealed tower struggling to complete a half-built drone torso even though the assembly line that would normally feed it materials had been shut down. That's when the rocket hit me. The suit took most of it, directed explosive charges in my shoulder armor detonated the moment the rocket struck and pretty much negated it. I stood there, stunned, like a lost child before figuring out what had happened and looking for something I could use as cover that I wasn't also instructed to protect. Kind of hard to avoid collateral damage to costly machinery in a fucking autolabor complex. Of course, they knew that and were using it to their advantage.

They were like monkeys taunting us from the safety of the forest canopy, darting between the tops of the fabrication towers, raining down makeshift grenades and rifle fire from the convoluted tangle of catwalks. Eventually Adonis got the bright idea of taking down the catwalks entirely with a well placed burst of reactive munitions at the support beams and after the racket subsided and the dust cleared we were able to pick off some of the cheeky motherfuckers who didn't expect that we'd rip the ground out from underneath them. The satisfaction was short lived. A series of explosive charges toppled multiple fabrication towers, which crushed two hardsuits entirely and pinned mine. Adonis' had been spared, but it wasn't moving. I tried to raise him on comms but he wouldn't respond. The suit turned around and began to lumber towards an exit, a sign that the auto-return had kicked in and the suit was functioning autonomously, carrying Adonis' unconscious body to safety.

Meanwhile mine had begun to heat up. The backpack EESU had been ruptured when the tower fell on me and it was in the process of melting down. As both legs and one arm were pinned anyway I split the canopy and pried my bruised, singed body from the wreckage. I shut the canopy behind me in the hopes that they'd waste time prying it open. They did. Must've been eager to get a little payback, but surprise, no cream filling!

Flashing orange patterns on my forearm caught my eye. My cell showed "general retreat, east exit". The loading bay, where finished goods were packed into cargo PRTs and sent off to wherever. I was nearly to the exit when I turned the corner just as one of the squatters did. We both froze. One of those awkward, panicky moments where you both momentarily forget that you have guns. My memory proved a bit quicker than his. By the time his fingers reached the grip, I'd unloaded a few million volts into his nervous system. I can't be sure but I think I smelled a load in his pants as I darted past his twitching body. I made it to the loading bay in time to see Adonis' suit hauling his fat golden ass outside. Everyone else was bunched together on the beach, shouting angrily and at a loss as to what to do next. No waypoint had appeared on our implants and there was only beach in front of us and the outer wall of the complex behind us. Both seemed to stretch for miles in either direction.

What remained of the squatters began cautiously ducking out of the loading bay and approaching us with rifles drawn. We raised our hands, and for the first time since New Jerusalem I seriously entertained the possibility that my life was about to end. Then their expressions changed. They went from menacing, to confused, and finally their jaws hung open. We all looked at one another, arms still raised, and then turned around to see what had commanded their attention. It was Iron Hill.

>>8067023
hey future guy
is lead really the best thing to make bullets out of, even in the future? where's all the fucking lasers and shit from scifi these days?

Futurebro why do people attack the domes, don't you just leave them alone?

It was bigger than I have any point of comparison for, except perhaps some of the larger habs. At first only the top poked out of the waves, gliding towards us, leaving a huge wake behind it. But as it approached it seemed to rise out of the water, bringing more and more of the structure into view until what looked for all the world like a gigantic, angular metal mountain climbed out of the sea entirely on an array of armored treads that we later discovered were *just* tall enough to peek over the treeline. The squatters were about halfway back to the loading bay door when intense light shot forth from one of about a dozen turrets arranged at different 'tiers' of the beast before us, and bathed them momentarily in its blinding glow. We knew enough to shield our eyes, and when we felt it safe to look at the spot where the fleeing squatters had once stood. We saw only a round mat of dull red glass and the brittle, carbonized remains of the squatters. One of the lune recruits wandered over and nudged what looked like thighs, a spine and a ribcage jutting up from the partially molten goo. It crumbled. I can't describe the smell and I don't care to.

Moments later, five hatches in the front of the monstrosity slid open and ramps descended from them. Row after row of humanoid, quadrupedal and heavy tracked combat drones issued forth. They passed us as if we weren't there. Some entered the compound, others proceeded to surround the outside. Meanwhile a black cloud of aerial drones in all shapes and sizes had taken flight from the upper decks of Iron Hill, and we watched in awe as the buzzing mass stretched out towards the compound. I had a million questions. Why wait until now? Why feed us to the grinder like that? Just to draw out the remaining squatters? How had Unisec kept a weapons project like this secret? None of them would be answered, at least not to my satisfaction. Unisec works in mysterious ways.

FUUUTURE GUY YOU SURVIVED!

This time just ignore the trolls and aspies, ok?

didn't you used to do this on /v/

>>8067054

We've got laser weaponry. In a sense. LIPC bolters are more like guided lightning weapons. The UV lasers they use don't do any damage by themselves, they just create a conductive path to send electricity down. But vehicle-mounted traditional laser weapons are still in wide use.

By us, though. Not the outsiders. If you have to ask why outsiders are fighting energy weapons using sticks and rocks, you need to read the old threads.

I must have missed a huge chunk of Futureguy because I have no clue what's going on.
=[

>>8067062

We used to. But they have some convoluted worldview that I'm learning more about with each passing day. They see us as some sort of sinister global regime that's mentioned in their religious texts, it's supposed to rise up during the end times and enslave them. They think they won the chridom civil war, too. Or that's what they teach their children, that the habs are actually prisons constructed by their god to contain the apostates who sided with Satan during the battle of armageddon.

That's one way to turn lemons into lemonade I guess. But the end result is that they still believe they can finish what they started during the war. A string of bombings culminated in the citihab attack, wherein irradiated dust was released into its ventilation network. All safeties had been destroyed, there was nothing to prevent its spread, and within minutes everyone's lungs were full of that shit. Enough for a lethal dose. Even the ones who made it out of the hab before lockdown died a few days later from radiation poisoning. That attack, more than anything else, is what provoked this war.

Futureguy, I see the future and can't help but despair. I've grown to like you from your posts but I know that if I lived in your future I would be an outsider.

Futureguy I come from your future. The dust attack was a false flag operation.

>>8067201

A lot of insiders are like you. They get fat and happy off of autolabor and live like kings compared to the average prewar citizen. Yet they can't stomach the reality of what has to be done to preserve their standard of living, their very safety. I wish they'd all been to New Jerusalem with me, to see how outsiders live. To hear about how they view us.

So what were the squatters wearing? Religious robes? Old military BDUs? Regular old civilian clothing and makeshift armor?

I know they're fighting with dated equiptment by your standards, but I'm just wondering if I should be imagining dirty people in tattered clothing or what passes for current day top of the line military hardware facing off against your side's crazy shit.

Surely they must have scavenged something from the ruined remnants of old militaries.

for you /b/rother!

<<<--- 9927411

I missed you, Futureanon. You and Tripfaggotry were the only decent tripfags.

>>8067288

Salvaged kevlar vests, helmets (all types, I think I saw some with motorbike helmets even) and most were wearing red shirts and black pants. Not all, but they haven't given up on the standard CNPA attire yet. They seem to think the civil war never ended, and that they're on the brink of victory.

Just two simple requests Alex:
1. I'm trying to compile all of your threads from various sources, but keeping them straight. Could you maybe, start your threads with your current date? It would help me a lot in keeping everything straight.
2. What kind of ranks does Unisec use? What rank are you?

Futureguy, I am attracted to you.

>>8067346

1. January 5th, 2107.

2. I'm in hardsuit ops. There are about a dozen of us (the squad size fluctuates a lot as units are highly specialized and we've been incurring unexpectedly heavy losses as of late) under a field commander. We never see him, though, as we're issued waypoints and directives on our cell implants. A sort of thin display film under the skin of the left forearm. It shows straight through the skin, though the image could be sharper.

>>8067386

Post a photo. It'll take about half an hour to view it provided you keep the resolution under 400*300. I'd get a kick out of knowing that someone's tickling their junk to me when I look this ragged and beat up.

>>Must've been eager to get a little payback, but surprise, no cream filling!

hahaha :) even more attracted now.

Oh, Futureguy, how I've missed you <3

>>8067276
>A lot of insiders are like you.
Did you read my post? I'm not quite sure where you're drawing this absurd conclusion from. I am not fat. I do not live like a king. I am no stranger to hardship. I am no hippy or nature freak but I can not imagine spending my life in a fucking dome. My great-grandfather was a potato farmer, a subsistence farmer. I would choose that life over the decadence of your "insiders" any day. Your entire civilization disgusts me.

>>8067423
So do you still have classic ranks like private, corporal, sergeant...etc? Also, I'm sure you have answered this before so apologies, but how big is a hard suit? I always thought of it like powered armor, but is it bigger than an average sized man?

>>8067504
>implying subsistence farming doesn't suck

You know, there is plenty of developing world for you to fuck off to.

>>8067442
brb ticklin' my junk to your story

>>8067442
It's probably that welder camwhore from that other thread. Trust us futurebro, you don't want to see it.

Who is on the current leadership of the CNPA? I know you mentioned Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin were involved with its formation and early leadership. Does it still have a central command structure? Is one of them named Jesus?

>>8067519
>implying I am from a developed country.

Oh hey, Adonis is awake. I got him up on panel. I could barely hear him. He seems really weak, and he had this really grim, somber look on his face. "The doctor just told me....my legs are crushed. They'll have to come off."

We both deadpanned for a few seconds and then busted up laughing. He's got his douchey little smirk back. I think he's gonna be okay.

>>8067520

Loadin' loadin' don't be a whale loadin' loadin' loadin' please be naked loadin' loadin'

>>8067541
Lol, sucks to be you

>>8067442
>provided you keep the resolution under 400*300
>>8067520
>604x483
Show me a bitch and I'll show you a retard.

>>8067564

hahahah <3

>>8067564
Not naked and average even by our, non-repro, standards

>>8067547
Is Adonis black? I've always imagined him as this wisecracking football player-esque (almost Coletrain-like, for those of us xbros from the present time) african american buddy stereotype. Apologies for any future racism, I know you guys have a couple of new races and widespread gene manipulation.

>>8067509

It's taller. My feet don't actually reside in the suit's feet, if that makes sense. It's wet in there. I don't know what I'm sticking my hands and feet into when I climb into the suit and I haven't bothered to ask. I do know that the suit's hands and feet mirror every little thing I do with mine. It looks a bit like the bulbous, hard diving exoskeletons they use for deep sea exploration. The helmet has no apertures in it, the whole thing is basically one big compound eye, the outer surface is coated in millions of tiny cameras that feed into display lenses they stick in your eyes when you're getting suited up. By glancing around slightly I can pan my view instantly almost 360 degrees around myself and straight up without even moving my head.

sup Futurebro

So, I figured I'd ask you about the civil war. Since I live in the South, what can I do personally to escape the civil war, since I don't want to be involved with it at all. Also, what should I do about family that will likely become redshirts (cousins and things like that)

Futureguy, I am going to steal your story, make it better, then submit it to the New Yorker.

>>8067622

He's a helene. Dull gold skin and chiseled features. The only actor I remember that would be a relevant comparison for you would be Stallone. Except Adonis has a bit more chin and the bridge of his nose is taller. He slicks his hair too, it looks goofy but it's a popular style with helenes.

>>8067627
Ah, so it's more a Machinen Krieger thing as opposed to Starship Troopers. Makes sense. But what about the ranks? Really, really interested in that.

What's Britain like in the future, futuredude?

>>8067666
>slicks his hair
wopblock

also nice triples anti-christ

You've mentioned what life is like in the habs already, but how do people communicate when the outside is poisonous nearly and habs are hundreds of miles away? Does it get to the point where everyone in a hab knows everyone else, or do people use the internet to communicate with other hab-people? Do murders happen?

>>8067683

NO CHILDREN, NO HOPE. ALSO, CLIVE OWEN.

>>8067683

The way the Muslim situation was handled is still an extremely sensitive issue. Nobody has a sense of humor about it. Most of us in the states don't see what the big deal is. We'd have done the same thing.

>>8067710

Fiber optics embedded in the elevated PRT tracks that run between habs.

>>8067710
lrn2habnet

Hey, futurebro. Did the civil war or whatthefuck ever start as a result of health care reform? 'Cause the right-wing douchebags are getting crazier and crazier by the day, including assassination threats the children on the congresspeople who voted yes.

>>8067724
They threw them all into a giant custard pie?! Oh the humanity!

>>8067744

Not just that. It was no single loss, but rather a string of losses. After each the teabaggers were assured that they'd taste victory 'next time'. Each loss only made them more frustrated, more radicalized. The electoral loss in 2016 was the sledgehammer that broke the camel's back.

Pic's about halfway done, I hope it's good.

futurebro

have you figured out a way to send pictures yet

I missed you Futureguy.

about ETP: do you think our current goverment knows of the existence of the protocol?

if so, is that why the age-lowering of the president hasn't happened yet

Future guy! tell me! is there a moderatly famous guy that goes by the name Miguel Taborga?
I wann try and know if I'll be famous.

>>8067810

Yup. I was two days away from an ETP transceiver before we were diverted so that we could take part in the assault. We'll be heading back that direction once Adonis and I are patched up. I still plan to find some excuse to "investigate" the outpost. If I can get a little bit of alone time, I can use the facility to upload photos. I can't say for sure what time I'll be able to post them at on your end so I hope whoever's on to see the photos saves them for the rest of you.

And no, I am not saying there will be photos the next time I make a thread. Seems like every time I affirm that pictures are "on the way", some of you get over-excited and translate that to "OH GOD PICTURES NEXT TIME PICTURES TOMORROW PICTURES LATER IN THIS THREAD MAYBE".

>>8067855

I can't say for sure but it's common knowledge that Arpanet received inexplicable (at the time) messages from mischievous ETP users before certain time periods and networks were made off-limits.

It's a good bet they know what's up, and have for several decades by 2010.

Too long; didn't read.

Futureguy, I'm from Nigeria and would like to know, what happens to this country? Will the Muslim/Christian massacres get any worse? Will there be genocide or war? Do tell :D

>>8067859
Lame.
What a faggot.

>>8067916

Don't you already have a radicalized Christian army on your hands? Or is that Uganda...

Allright! Future guy!
The Guy from the Future!
He's here!

About ten more minutes on that photo. I wish I had the strength to fap. I could ask one of those medical robots to do it for me but they'd probably shoot me full of libidinal suppressants.

Futurebro, this is one of the few times I've read your threads and you are amazing, stay safe!

But what's Canada like? Is it a barren cold wasteland or is pretty civilized?

>>8067958

dude, don't worry. she's ugly anyway

>>8067971

A beautiful, temperate playground for the wealthy. You and Russia got a pretty good deal out of the rapid warming effect, all things considered. Some of the only remaining open-air cities are in Canada and Russia. I've toured a few but I could never afford to live there. I have a single share to my name. You need FOUR to move into most open air cities. I was only able to afford a share to cover my son because it's part of the Unisec enlistment bonus. Mersenia's share was paid for mostly by her parents.

Hey future guy... just one question...

What happens to Romania?

>>8068028

No idea. Odds are, like most of the oddball eastern European countries, you were flooded with forcibly exported Muslims when Britain's hardline anti-immigration movement peaked.

>>8067934

I'm not sure. Last I heard they were just simple militias.

And what happens to the German-speaking countries?

>>8068076

Which ones? Pretty broad question, cavebro. I know Scandinavia saw a similar rise in the popularity of anti-immigration groups and participated in the mass exportation of Muslim citizens. I don't think Germany did, however.

>>8068058
Alright futureguy now you're just being ridiculous. Are you seriously implying the slavs would just bend over and accept a flood of muslim immigrants? It would be Yugoslavia all over again. The streets would run red with delicious sandnigger blood.

>>8068108
Nah, Germany, Austria, Switzerland...the central european region.

Woah, actual human doctor. Rad. Gotta go for a little bit, he says there's some tests to be done. He'd better not stick anything in my ass. That's how my luck is, I bet it's gonna be something that goes in my ass. I hate hospitals.

What is classic rock defined as in 2108, and do you listen to it? Is all the music from our generation just forgotten?

>>8068129
>Implying they're not to drunk and through with this world to give a shit.

Man, I haven't seen you in so long, and every time you post things get worse and worse =(

I'm assuming those "exported" Muslims died then?

futurebro doesnt exist in this time line thanks to 4chan.
how does that make you feel? ALEX BEYARD?

Hey, Futurebro.

Thanks for killing those bastards for us. It means a lot to me. I wish I could help you out, but I'm just another primitive screwhead.

Get better, give 'em hell.

Do the swiss still make the best watches?

Anyone have a link to previous threads?

So, Future, how about this LHC? Did it even help us anyway?

>>8068141
Hes AFK, for now

soo...all i ever hear about are the singularians and christians...what of other religions? i mean, you would think the muslims would be more prone to civil war in europe than christians in america..
make no sense

>>8067775
>2016

oh shit, civil war in my lifetime, dammit

>>8068187
is that the guys acctual last name?
because, if so, couldnt we like, find his grandparents or something?

I'm back. :-|

>>8068429
More stuff in your butt ?

>>8068441

I don't want to talk about it. :-|

>>8068429
your using smilys?
youve been with us for far too long.

how is future CP? with christians out of the way, does the age lower?
can i get a child model of MYgirlfriend?

>>8068448
the doctor was one of them golden boys and ripped his ass to pieces.
river ran red over the gleaming genetically alltered 10'' penis...

>>8068458

Haha, OH YOU GUYS~!

But seriously, you're being gross. Everyone gets a provisional activity pass after puberty and then a full pass when they're 16. We're not the "anything goes" deviants that the chridom remnants make us out to be.

>>8068503
so...as long as they hit puberty, they can PROVITIONALLY have sex?

about the MYGIRLFRIEND age 8..?

>>8068522

I don't want someone who can't spell "provisionally" having sex /at all/.

>>8068533
How is disease in the future? Do you nanobots or whatever to eliminate germs/viruses, and whats the average life expectancy?

>>8068533
oh great, now your a grammar nazi.

Future guy, what are the biggest corporations in your time?

Are they any of the ones we have now like Exxon, Wal-Mart, Shell Gasoline, etc?

>>8068602

Genetically engineered viri, mature stem cell technology and nanomachines have essentially eradicated all major causes of death except for a few forms of cancer which are more a function of reaching ages we were never meant to than anything else. Our nanomachines cannot self replicate. A von neumann device on that scale that is also a functional robot is pretty much the holy grail of nanoengineering but for the time being they're manufactured slowly, in small quantities and at great cost. Consequentially when they're done with the treatment they drain your blood to recover the nanomachines in it, and give you a replacement batch.

>>8068660
So how old are people getting to? How old are you?

>>8068626

Virgin-Bigelow, Google, Microsoft, ABB-Yaskawa, and Yum! are the most powerful that I know of. I grew up in a Yum hab, and after I left my parents moved to one of the nicer Google habs with an enclosed atrium. I lived there myself, briefly, before I enlisted.

>>8068660
So how old can you get before you kick the bucket?

>>8068691

I'll be turning 36 pretty soon. Average life expectancy is around 110, sans life extension surgeries. In theory that could be stretched out to 300 or more, but you'd be a slobbering pile of withered skin and plastic by the end of it. Most just shell out for coldsleep when they're 90 or so.

>>8068706
How old were you when you enlisted?
Also, are you used to seeing gore? because the way most of the christfags die is pretty disgusting.
Another thing, I'd love to have your job, drive around a big suit of armour, blowing up people's guts and raping their villages of life.

>>8068760
Whats coldsleep?

>>8068775
They put you to sleep in aa tube to sleep for an indefinite period of time.
Futureguy's parents are in coldsleep I think, but they might as well be dead already than doing that.

>>8067627
Hey Alex, remember when I told you that we had analog contact lenses and you were like ZOMG HOW

Good times.

Wow, this thread is an order of magnitide better than the last one.

Anyway, does someone have an archive of the old threads somewhere?

Also, futurebro, did the revolution have any sort of leader to really around (if I have some basic understanding of the what happened in the revoultion)?

Are many of the Geneva Conventions, International Human Rights and Hague Conventions laws in place? Are Read Cross, UNICEF and other humanitarian organizations still kicking?

What are conditions like for Prisoners of War?

>>8068768

Fuck, that was sometime in '03 or '04. It seems like a lifetime ago.

And yeah, I had a hard time coping with the relentless brutality at first. The incident with Micah's parents shook me pretty bad, mostly because Siane was there to witness it and she hasn't looked at me the same way since. But after this last assault....I feel, I dunno...clean? Like the last traces of weakness and fear have been burned away. The part of me that used to flinch when I saw a man's body bloat and pop in a steam explosion (which tends to happen when you point a CMB at 'em) is now completely dead. Flattened by experiences which have destroyed any sympathy I had left for those trashpiles.

Adonis designed an insignia for our unit some time ago. It's the head and shoulders of a hardsuit pilot, but his helmet's off. His head is a singed, cracked skull with three eye sockets. In the left one, the moon. In the right one, Mars. The third socket on its forehead contains Earth. Beneath that, running along the curvature of the round patches we all wear, it says "EXTERMINAUTS"

>>8068935
Fucking badass.
What was the Micah incident?

>>8068897
Red Cross, my bad.

Someone tell Valve to make a game of this shit.

Can you describe your suit? I always pictured it as something like Section 8

>>8068990

I guess. It's a little derivative of the Unisec logo, which is all three colonized worlds inside of a truncated triangle.

We picked up this kid a few months ago. His parents were chridoms. They were working on a stolen neutron spotlight, a weapon used briefly following the war but then banned. It emites a wide, directional cone of high energy neutron radiation. Anything caught in that radius dies more or less instantly. Plants seem to survive but anything with a nervous system bites it.

I found the facility while joyriding in the woods with Siane. The whole operation was just a few miles from a Unisec R&R. I never thought they'd be so ballsy but I guess they wanted to take it out once they got the weapon working again. We found the control room, predictably lined with bags of lead shavings, just as Micah's parents returned from the reactor room.

There was a struggle, I wound up shooting both of them ( on a nonlethal setting) and then when I realized what was going on (they were preparing to test-fire it) I pulled Siane inside the shelter. It went off, we passed out, and when we woke up (with raging goddamn headaches) both of them were dead. They had been experimenting with different alloys for the waveguide, and hadn't struck upon one that the neutron radiation wouldn't simply pass through, so at the time the pulse was omni-directional. So Siane and I go outside and a whole battalion of redshirts (reinforcements, presumably called via panic button when they'd seen us approaching) was laying there in the field deader than shit. Some of 'em looked like they'd been in the middle of running for their lives when the pulse happened. They must've realized it was about to go off just as they arrived. Anyways, we found the kiddo in the lead-lined control room. He'd stowed away without us noticing. Seeing as how I sort of killed his parents, we felt obligated to take him with us, maybe drop him off at a hab and let him be placed with a foster family. We haven't gotten the opportunity yet.

Lead bullets are already old school. It's all about depleted uranium now.

Any chance you remember which operating systems come after WINDOWS 7?

>>8069217
Windows 8 dipshit

>>8069217
Any chance you remember what the third steam engine design was after 1900? Seriously, this is your question asking him something from 100 years ago of this detail?

>>8069104

They're huge, bulky and dark grey. Seen some black as well, depends on the type. The shoulder bits are bulbous and rounded, but flare out a little where our arms come out. There's a raised, armored rim around your head and a secondary helmet of sorts, basically a blast shield made of two swiveling hemispherical portions that are hidden within the upper portion of the suit when it's open, but they swing closed like a big round mouth chomping shut when the blast shield activates. The torso is bulky and makes the outline look on the chubby side. The feet are uniform in shape normally but split into toe-like graspers when you need more traction to climb over shit. The hands are pretty much what you'd expect. I've never seen a cross-section of the arm units but I know when I stick my arm in there, my hand doesn't actually reach the suit's hand. I grip this ergonomic solid dealie that's immersed in what I think is memory gel. It envelopes my fingers at which point I can open my hand and start moving my fingers and the suit's fingers will mirror that motion. When you take your hand out it's wet but there's no residue on it, but there is a mild chemical smell to whatever it is.

>>8069174

That's why I picked the image at the start of the thread to attach every time I post here. To explain the divide between outsiders and those of us who live in habs so people wouldn't have any trouble grasping why they still use ballistic rifles that fire lead shot. Yet you seem confused.

>>8068935
Do people really still play 40k?

Future Guy this is the first thread of yours I've read so apologies if this has been answered. Roughly when did we colonize mars, +-10 years and did we just drop a dome and a factory or is it like the new frontier?

>>8069291
Do you know what it's made out of?

>>8069252
>>8069247
Ya'll kids need to stop whinan

Oh awesome, the doctor's back. :-|

Future, have the humans come into contact with any aliens at all? If so, friendly/hostile, what did they look like?

>>8069380
More stuff in the butt.

>>8069410
You fat bitch, they came into contact with microbes on mars with a completely different DNA structure.

>>8069440
Dude, what the fuck? don't flame me for not catching one detail like that. Fuck, man.

why can you post text instantly, keeping us up to date with your medical interventions, but a picture can't be uploaded, or you have no idea when it will "arrive"

>>8069325
>ballistic rifles that fire lead shot.
>lead shot.
Oh I doubt they're that far behind futureguy.

FFFFFFFFFFuturobro!!!!

It's been a long time since I've seen this awesome thread.

Well, in my present (or your distant past), there is a huge uproar over this historic healthcare legislation.

When does the CNPA formally present itself to the world? I know from past threads they start the civil war in 2016 but they would've had been under another name. Perhaps they were the teabaggers before they became christian militants?

What happened to the old(from your perspective) guns? I understand that in your time, you use what any pastbros would call laser weapons, but the lack of any guns from the CNPA guys seem non-existent. Please answer this one for me.

And keep killing what remains of the CNPA and their terrorist ways. This pastbro thinks you're awesome.

whats the newest fad? people still play pokemon/yugioh/magic?
if not, please let me know whats big with the basement dwellers. i like tracing card games and fads.

also, what of anime?

BACK! NOTHING WENT IN MY BUTT!!! HAHAHA FIRE AND LIGHTNING!!

>>8069474

Read the older threads. I've explained this about a billion times.

>>8069513

They've got prewar rifles too, but hard use coupled with lack of resources necessary to maintain and repair them has led to a shortage of working arms. So they've started fashioning their own. Every village we've seen so far had at least one gunsmith.

does PS3 have any gaems?

>>8069714


GOD DAMN WHERE ARE THE OLDER THREADS!!!!

We've also uncovered a ton of weapons caches already. They buried huge stockpiles of guns and ammo during the war with the expectation that they could make use of them later on, but whoever kept track of the locations of the caches must've been greased because even the chridoms don't seem to know where the caches are. We've got the equipment to find them and for the most part, they don't.

Future Guy!!

Oh how I've missed you so.

>>8069714

Fire and lightening went in your butt? Or didn't? Am I missing something?

>>8069674
please answer future bro ;__;

>>8069718

I dunno, what's PS3 stand for

>>8069718
When will you learn: it will NEVER have gaems. EVER!

Admit you thought >>8067520 was ugly

>>8069809

I dunno dude I'm in the military. All the gameapps they preload into the panel you get in your cabin are 5-7 years old. They still have Nightcore on there. That game takes me back. I was playing that back when I was in cumulative ed.

I know Siane plays something called Harbinger, some gothic roleplaying dealie popular with women her age.

Sup futurebro.

In an attempt to keep the fighting more intense longer, I'm going to start writing up instructions on how to build a fieldable derivative of the RPG-7 with basic hand and power tools, and I'll upload them all over the internet and leave harcopies wherever I can manage.

How does this make you feel?

>>8069844

Oh shit you're right, 100%. Hold on, it takes a little bit to actually bring up the pic. ETP is pretty sluggish, and the client sucks but people are still willing to pay so they never improve it. :-\

>>8069714
We did establish in the thread yesterday that there are still a significant number of AK's kicking around, though.

>>8069867
so their are some acctual role-playing game type things? it would be sad if everything went the wave of the video game.

>>8069803

No no, it's just something we say. A military thing. It doesn't mean anything more complicated than "fuck yeah". I've heard it explained as a reminder of the technological advantage we have over the enemy. Fire = microwave, laser and plasma weapons, while lightning = LIPC (electrolaser) technology. I think some people read too much into it. I assume there was some similar "fuck yeah" slogan they had in the prewar military too.

is it just me of does futurebro seem realy...childish right now?

are you on too many meds dude? or is it just the cum in your anus?

>>8069954

Whatever they have me on, I like it.

>>8069936
Yeah, it was "Death for country"

>>8069954
'cause, y'know, getting hit with a rocket and losing your lung isn't gonna affect your mood any.

In fact when I get out of here I'm gonna ask them if they'll give me some 'for the road'.

>>8069975
Just to let you know, A PS3 is a gaming device we plug into our televisions to play games.

did obama save the future?

>>8069997
A common joke around this site is that when the PS3 was first introduced into the market it didn't have many titles to offer and hence "The PS3 has no games" meme began.

>>8069997

Why can't your TV play games without something else plugged into it

>>8069936
>I assume there was some similar "fuck yeah" slogan they had in the prewar military too.

It was just FUCK YEAH!

>>8070012
Nah, he doesn't last longer than two terms because he didn't really do anything with his run.

can people marry their pets?

marry more than one person?

have orgies in a respectable manner?

sacrifice children to satan?

>>8070022
Games are not included with the monitors, the screen is just a screen to watch programs.

>>8070033

Sorta, yes, yes, no.

so...im also wondering about having 'younger' versions of MyGirlfriend.

>>8070051
This must seem extremly primitive to you-

>>8069936
WHOO-AH

LO FUTURE MAN

OUR VEHICLES OUR POWERED BY EXPLOSIONS

EVERYTHING IS DONE BY HAND

CARS ARE DRIVEN MANUALLY

WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED A MOTORCYCLE THAT YOU WOULD PROBABLY CALL INSANE

>>8070086
Whooah? the fuck are smoking?

Army goes HOO-AH

Marines go OOOHRAH

>>8070065

I guess. They don't sell rigid panels anymore. They're all rollups. UHD or higher, microprism 3D, And you can buy several and they'll pair automatically and work as a single display. There's a little solid box in one corner where you can install chipsets for playing local gameapps if the subscription based streamed ones don't do it for you.

>>8067276
Why don't you use giant killing robots
I thought my project should have started by now, since our uni group is working on the murder machines.

>>8070122

Wait, he was serious? "HOO-AH"??

I WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN SPECIALLY OREDER A YOUNG VERSION OF A MYGIRLFRIEND.
THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME, AS IF I CAN I WILL SAVE ALL MY MONEY SO I CAN DO THAT SLEEP THINGY AND MAKE IT TO YOUR TIME THEN BUY A FEW.

THANKS BRO

>>8070145

We do. There's only about a dozen of us per unit. We travel in two aerostats. One houses us, the other carries the drones. We've got a couple quadrupeds, a few humanoids (including scarecrows) and a whole mess of bee drones. That's the one thing we always need more of, since most of the time they carry an explosive payload and obviously you can't reuse them afterward. When we're running low we use acid spray payloads, they're supposed to get as close as they can to enemy combatants and unload sulfuric acid into their face, but they're not too reliable. They hit the mark maybe 60% of the time, and when they miss, it means no kill, just a disfigured chridom who is now pissed off like you wouldn't believe.

>>8067775
you're full of shit.

>the teabaggers?

what a coincidence you've never used that term until it started being used for them.

>>8070150
Yep.

Also GET SOME

All of them are usually spoken in conjunction with liberal use of FUCK, FUCKING, and MOTHER FUCKER

>>8070193
strange, though using acid.. I'll talk to the other bros.

Also Futureguy, do you have robots that are humanlike. This is important as I need to know when the robots that are human like come out. Will the future 4chan talk about "waifubot 2,0 has no love?"

>>8070241
>YEAH GET SOME!

funniest part of AVATAR

Future bro, I have a question... These habs people live in and the outsiders... What made people start moving into the habs and why did some reamin outside in the wild?

>>8070234

I heard it from you guys. The way I learned it, they're "Christian Dominionists".

>>8070145
giant robots would be good on open fields in a total war situation, but against a guerrilla enemy it would be of limited use, hence the drones

also, bump

>>8070245

Yeah, they're called MyGirlfriends. The really early ones with hard AI and rubber skin should be approaching release already. Modern ones are effectively indistinguishable from living, breathing human beings and they've got actual dog/cat/chimp brains.

>>8070274
I''m being melodramatic, I wanted to know if this world managed to intergrate machines into their lifestyle.

>>8070279
..ok youve answered this, what about
>>8070177

>>8070279
Also, what happened to Japan in your future, did it go for habs that are massive cyber cities that dominate the landscape, is there or was there an immigration crisis, I need to know.

You never answered my question about your ranking system :(

>>8070255

The rapid warming effect. Result of botched attempts at geoengineering to correct for global warming. Urban consolidation, as a trend, had already produced several notable habs (City Center in vegas, Destiny USA in NY, Solar Village in Dubai, etc.) so when the RWE became apparent, urban development was focused pretty much exclusively on hab construction. Everyone wanted to make sure they and their family would be able to get in before outside conditions became intolerably harsh, so in the beginning habs were basically enclaves for the super-wealthy who could buy their way in. Share ownership as a means of gaining entry caught on when autolabor became prevalent enough that the guaranteed basic income stipend made it possible for anyone to save up and buy a share in a few years.

The devoutly religious believed these events were predicted by the book of Revelations and refused to have any part in it. The rest is history.

is glorious nippon still making animu?

>>8070362
Note to self, kill anyone who promotes geoengineering.

If I prevent this from going on, then your world will not exist! That can be done!

>>8070291

Let other people get their questions answered. Don't be greedy.

>>8070344

You try answering a deluge of questions without missing any. It's tough. As for the ranking system from what I gather it's similar to the prewar military at the lower levels and as you progress up the hierarchy (division managers, regional executive officers, etc) it's more in line with titles that were traditionally associated with business.

>>8070421
we allready stopped his world by aiding beck and stopping meyard.

if we keep it up, we could even change the time of the war.

>>8070421

If you're gonna do something to stop it, you'd better do it quick:

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/03/geoengineering-asilomar/

>>8070457
but you keeep ssskkiiippiinnnggg mmmmeeeee

>>8070472

The youngest MyGirlfriends available are made to resemble sixteen year olds. Some companies produce ones that are clearly meant to resemble thirteen year olds while claiming that the appearance of age is subjective. They've had a hard time defending that in court however.

>>8070494
but...if their not realy people...whats the problem?

>you would think with out all the bible thumpers your society would be more open.

Hey Futureguy, it's March 2010. How does it feel to be chatting with people who may be causalities to the civil war?

Also, anything to look forward to in 2010? Natural disasters, celebrities dieing, major discoveries, etc etc?

>>8070150

in the air force, the battle cry is "DAMNIT WHERES MY LATTE"

>>8070573
airforce is best force. suck it ground fags.

>>8070580

u mad?

madbloxx

>>8070571

A little chilling. I wish I could save some of you. It's probably not psychologically healthy to be emotionally attached to strangers, but it's like...other people come and go, but my cavebros have always been there for me.

>>8070608
how many casualties in virginia and california?

>myself and family

>>8070619

Unknown. Remember they went out of their way to burn bodies towards the end of the war so as to make it difficult to pin a specific bodycount on their movement. Most accept 2,000,000 total casualties, but there are CNPA apologists who dispute that figure.

>>8070608

Like someone asked earlier, but i don't think you answered: what if we have family that will be a part of this movement? My mother is in the tea party, shit is scary.

>>8070656

....I don't know what to say to this, except that I'm sincerely sorry and I wish you weren't in that situation. I can't imagine what you'll go through.

Hey Alex I wanted to ask you about what kind of habs exist in New England, USA, it would seem more habitable than places below the mason-dixon line.

Also, can you explain how you view the chridoms and outsiders and their relation to your current situation? I feel like that is the most important factor to keeping sanity and rationality; you know, being able to comprehend the larger sum of the more intricate processes involved with life?

thanks man

>>8070362

Thanks for the info... Christian extermists are fucking crazy. I go to a Methadone Clinic every morning (heroin/morphine addiction treatment) and my cab driver is always ranting and raving about Revelation and how Jesus is the only way and how the world is going to crumble. Not that it matters but his name is Terry and a couple years ago he went around posting this bill on churches that called for President Obama to sign an execiutive order for the healthcare reform in regards to abortion. Flash foward to my current time, and Obama signs the executive order. A coincidence I think, but he is conviced he is some prophet. It's scary.... The mindest of some Christians. He has also written papers about the financial collapse of the U.S. years before certian things happened. Fucking guy is a lunatic and beleives Jesus is the only way. I am happy to hear the world as I know it, ends, but it goes on with these habs. These outsider faggots though in your time, I hope they are dealt with.

>>8070681
What happens to Texas? Sure, we may have been retarded at times but it was a (mostly) beautiful state. I assume its inhabitable because of the insane temps?

Welp, I need to get some rest. The operation's tomorrow. Once I'm back in one piece and fully recovered I'll be able to ship out, and with any luck, smuggle you guys some photos.

>>8070738
can you tell us when you are gonna post them to (months, days, weeks from now)?

>>8070653
no..i mean, how much of the war takes place in those places?

>>8068935
>EXTERMINAUTS

I can't be the only one that read this as "Exterminatus."

>>8070738


Good night! Feel better, my impossible love <3

God damn whenever I'm high I freak out thinking that futureguy may actually be from the future...

>>8070886

You know he's married, right? To some kind of pale moon bitch.

>>8070944

What's your point? That he's double impossible?

YOU CAN ONLY BE IMPOSSIBLE. THERE IS NO DOUBLING.

>>8070872

you are not my dear anon. thats what i read too.

fucking space marines man.

Hey Alex, I am sorry for sounding like a whiny little girl yesterday.

It is March 26th 2010, and on March 27th 2010 Glenn Beck will be unveiling something to his supporters. What will he be unveiling.

Also, when you provide pictures, can you provide us with something that is so inconceivable that we could not have anything like it in out time. I am going to need hard proof if I am going to stop the war.

Take your time with the pictures, just do not take a whole year.

I think my favorite part about all of this, is according to futurebro's descriptions, the future will consist of a bunch of big daddies supported by Terminators, killing right wing nut jobs. I love this story!

>>8071001

Exactly :P

>>8071092
I fucking hate you for putting all his shit on ATS you fat FUCKING NIGGER

>>8071174

haha what do you wanna bet the teabaggers take the story and run with it and we see them marching on tv in red shirts in a few weeks. they would do it

>>8071174
If it prevents civil war, then yeah its fine.

bumping this from page 12, so that others may read it

Damn awesome(blox).

bump for great reading justice!

Lets archive this =]
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/main.php?mode=submit

simply choose the board /r9k/ and the thread id is: 8067011

Also, you can read older stuff here:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread496869/pg1