same as tv. except this entertainment is much much more interactive.

To have a vague idea of what the world is like, twisted and warped the information I receive may be

I have learned a lot of things here. About life, people and stuff in general. I like to express my opinions and see how others look at things.

I come for the lulz.

I stay to troll.

(first of all, i am *NOT* part of the collective)

reasons are:
1. for various kinds of information
2. psychological experience points (<-- note: i despise you all)
3. boredom / humor

I like the drama of /r9k/, but don't want inane dribble and meme-spouting /b/tards.
I am definitely amused by internet humor and the mocking of the retarded.

>>8063429
>hey guys i am fifteen years old and i am too cool for FOUR CHAN

killing time. absolutely murdering it...

[a/ gives me ideas of what anime to watch. /v/ gives me ideas of what games to play. /r9k/ can just be intriguing and a board worth posting in.

In addition to these, there is certain sense of community in 4chan, even if everyone is anonymous.

Part semblance of social contact, part boredom

- I've been recommended some good films (The Big Lebowski, Let The Right One In, In Bruges, Survive Style 5+)
- I troll a lot, plus I'll usually laugh a few times (mainly on here or /sp/)
- I sometimes learn new things
- There are people I've met on 4chan I communicate without of 4chan (mainly MSN).

>>8063454
my hatred of the 4chan collective has nothing to do with coolness. It is that you are monstrously bad people, and also unbelievably stupid (Homer Simpson stupid)

It's a nice waste of time, the porn is good, and I've gotten laid off here before. Best place to meet local traps.

>>8063429
looks like someone caught a bad case of FAGGOT

There are as many normal people here as there are basement-dwellers.

>>8063490

you *are* part of the collective, whether you like it or not. tripcode or not.

>>8063490
>>you are monstrously bad people, and also unbelievably stupid

It's unbelievably stupid to think you are above everyone on an anonymous board.
If you are capable of forming an intelligent opinion (though you aren't), so are others among you.

Found out that I'm not the only fucked up individual.

I come here because the subjects can be quite interesting.

Its better than having to speak to people about boring generic shit like 'the weekend' and mid-way having their FUCKING black berries beeping away.

lulz

>(first of all, i am *NOT* part of the collective)

wait, you mean you want to post here, but not consider yourself a part of the collective? nice troll, that could probably work in /b/. if you think this seriously, then you are a fucking worthless faggot. by posting here you are part of the community. you cant distance yourself from it you puny little dicked faggot.

>>8063533
>pointing to this post and doing the cosmo kramer agreeing tick

NO regular is 4chan is a normal person, sorry but you're not.

You suffer some mental issue that you can't understand or choose to look the other way. You don't have grasp on life and you're missing something from your needs.

I come on 4chan because I can't talk to anybody IRL and I constantly suffer from no drive or ambition.

>>8063548
by saying "i am not part of the collective", i actually just meant "i am not one of you"

why does that bother you so much?

I first came here looking for yaoi a few years ago and later grew out to the other boards. I find it funny and there are interesting things here. It's sort of a go-to place. I suppose the idea that we are mostly anonymous plays a part in it, consciously knowing we are pretty safe behind out computer. Unlike other sites that don't necessarily require your real name and such (things like traditional forums, gaia, neopets, etc.) we do not get banned as easily. We have more freedom to speak our minds and even express out wrath without worrying about being ridden.

>>8063583
Why are you bothering to come here and tripcode.
You wouldn't be here if you didn't want to be.

I'd rather play video games to get my fun/kill time.

I'd rather read a book to learn something.

I'd rather use google to get help with something.

Why do I come to 4chan?

I have no fucking idea.

>>8063582
I'm definitely a bit awkward and shy in real life, but I've grown to be a quite "normal" person. I consider myself nice, almost too nice sometimes, and I do think too much about things I shouldn't that keep me from expressing myself in ways I would on here for example, but I am generally normal. I've came here for years.
Then again, I've always been called weird..

>>8063609

these are actually all the things part of you "thinks" you "should" be doing instead. the simple fact that you are here dictates otherwise.

>>8063585
> We have more freedom to speak our minds and even express out wrath without worrying about being ridden.
The only thing you can get banned for on other boards is nws pictures and flat out flaming sombody.

So if speaking your mind to you is having the ability to call somebody who post a thread a 'Faggot.' and leave it at that, then more power to you you belong here.

I've meet a fair amount of people on 4chan and even got to travel the country because of it. I got to visit both coasts, learn about love, and just grow up and figure out what I want in life because of it.

So fuck everyone who says those picture threads are cancer, because they are fucking amazing.

>>8063583

if you post here, you are one of us. fucking retard.

>>8063632
Probably because I'd also rather be out hanging out with real people somewhere to get social interaction.

But I can't do that so I have to get my social outlet somewhere, but a part of me tells me that I should be doing that on a internet forum rather the an image board.

Seriously when people quote me it's the greatest feeling to me because It feels like somebody is talking to me.

>>8063680
>But I can't do that
this is also false. you're totally capable, but you'd rather not put in the effort. hence the 4chan.

>>8063401
I'm sure you did lol or even rofl sometimes. I'm sure you did chill here a lot. That's the whole point of 4chan.

I like it here.

For every thousand trolls and faggots, there's a decent human. I also stay the hell away from /b/.

4chan is one of those places you would get along with most people who come here.

Almost all of us share the same common interest and love talking about the same things.

I wish It wasn't so anonymous because I'm sure I've come across 5 people who could have been my best friends.

>>8063670
by that logic, if you ever walk into a church for any reason, you are a raging fundamentalist christian.

>>8063720
your analogy is so broken

I don't know why. Probably because I hate myself. attached is my usual reaction after visiting

>>8063720
If you go into a church, sit down and participate even though you fundamentally disagree with their ideology you are a troll. You are a troll, dude, just leave.

you tell me why i enjoy waste 4 hours per day OP...

you tell me..

>>8063955
only 4 hours a day?

try 8 minimum.........................................

yar!

Fapping material.
Thank you /s/ and /b/ too sometimes.

4chan is entertaining.

>>8063420

I was going to post exactly this.

>>8063773
>macfag
>no gaems

>>8063701

this, but Im a sandnigger so...

4chan has made me allergic to other forums, I can't stand them anymore. I like the anonimity and about 90% of all the stuff on my harddrive is stuff I wouldn't have discovered without 4chan.

because LEGION is my hero

>>8064302
so you're too lazy to go find thins you like?

fucking idiot.

>>8063414
>To have a vague idea of what the world is like
very bad idea bro

I come here and do nothing but bitch and moan, hoping that some not fat or ugly chick will offer to take my virginity.

Instead of 4chan you could be reading a book, watching a documentary, making art to improve your creativity, educating yourself, being educated, working out, jogging, cleaning your house/room spotless, planning your life... blahect.ect.

Fuck 4chan.

4chan told me to start taking vitamin D, fish oil and magnesium. I followed this advice and a few months later I left my room and got myself a girlfriend. I'm having sex with her again this weekend.

All you 4chan losers are probably just suffering from malnutrition.

I come here for the lulz.

>>8064910
All advice given on 4chan is simplified advice from the top hit page on google of the same question.

4chan has made me money.

>>8064913
how did this get past the mootbloxxed?

I first came to 4chan because of the pictures, but I kept coming back because of the discourse, the special once-in-a-lifetime events that happen on the imageboards, the useful information they give out. The fact that you can repost, or even edit images and repost them without having to give out credit, this shared culture.

4chan and the other imageboards are the cloest thing to a hivemind, as a matter of fact imageboards are practically hiveminds because we speak as one unified anonymous voice.

The fact that it's so simple to use and to type that it's difficult to return to western forums. I still go to one or two western-style forums, one of them is a democratic politics BBS.

The end result of this is that I discovered people who are in the same community, I ended up getting a skype and start learning to use irc to be more connected.

Basically: I came for the pictures, I ended up becoming part of a community that is closest to a hivemind in real life.

It's the only human contact I get

I've met and had sex with 2 guys I've met on 4chan. Still hook up with one on a semi-regular basis. Is good sex a good enough reason?

I hate hanging out with other virgins IRL, but the robots here are fuckin cool

Started a habit of frequenting messageboards when I was younger, like variety and not having to register. Used to only come here for porn, occasionally for cool pictures on /x/. Didn't start actually posting or anything until a few months ago, for no particular reason. It is for procrastinating.

>>8065048
Un-fucking-believable. I...I don't know what to say. This ain't the 4chan I once knew. How could this be possible? YOU FUCKERS TOOK AWAY MY HOME

>>8063401
I have an hour or so to kill. Also, that girl is adorable. Can I have her scarf?

>>8065123
Would it make you feel better if I told you they were 12 when I had sex with them? It's not true, but I'm willing to lie out of kindness.

>>8065145
Well I'm curious. Were they scrawny, built, or fat?

Something to do.. people are socializing online.. just.. dunno, occasional laugh.. also, waiting for the always impending cut/uncut threads to get trolled for being cut and further increase my personal self-loathing and that I'll never please a woman. Before 4chan, I thought nothing about being cut.. after 4chan, it's all I think about, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>8065177

One was skinny and average height, one was hairy, burly (not fat and not cut...just big) and tall. Both were very sweet.

>>8065222
Boo. Buff guys are awesome guys. I like the ones that get completely submissive once the bedroom door is closed.

>>8065252

Ha, the big one was like that. Felt sort of surreal, me being 5'3" and taking control of things. Sort of hot.

I don't fucking know why I come here, but I think it's because of how fast everything moves. It's a great fucking distraction, vapid though it is. I do feel shitty for having wasted whole days on here, tho.

zlf inll upr n k gaui fzs ud da xuiencg

it's awesome!!

<<- 4894989

i liek coming here so i can feel better about myself by seeing those worse off. i can also see those who are like me, who see problems with myself that i dont see all while getting advice form others in the same boat on how to fix it. i also get to see what older folks have done with heir lives.
its great to come here and just talk without things like looks and status on the table, only cold hard wits.

Lulz.
But I definably come here to lurk and watch from an objective point of view. I'm constantly amazed at this site from a social standpoint. The internet is my microscope and you are under my glass slide. The latter is definably more interesting.

trollin 24/7

I don't know. I can't seem to stop coming here.

It sucks.

>>8064111

Me too brobot. The other day I was on here for 15 hours. That's the longest I've ever spent on here.

Feels bad man

because i have nobody to talk to

>>8066301
:3 you can talk to us

>>8065656
Holy shit you lying faggot
the shit some people sell themselves, I mean jesus christ

cuz I got no place else to go.

More unbridled objective opinions than irl. Anon is ruthless and I'm okay with it.

It's the only place to go on a ipod touch that doesn't suck.

>>8063643
butthurt? bloxoxoxoxoxx

I'm here because it gives me things to laugh at and cool facts to learn.

I'm here for the same reason I used to watch Bill Nye the Science Guy and Wishbone as a kid: to learn new things. Except with 4chan it's more of a dialogue and you can get different peoples' opinions on things.
4chan also taught me right from wrong. I'm sure I'd be beating women and raping kids right now if the people on /r9k/ hadn't taught me lessons about how to act in public.