Continued misogyny threads over on /adv/

>became a /b/rowser

I realized that /r9k/ was a lot of fun just because it was like /b/ but with less of the stupid shit. The other boards are interesting if you're interested in reading about their topics (except /v/ since it's basically /b/ now) but when I'm just bored with nothing to do I'd rather have a place where there could be almost any topic up. That's what /b/ used to be like years and years ago.

So how long has r9k been out for? And when the fuck did it come back?

> moved over to /v/ and /tv/
> Got dumped by girlfriend
> Found a much better girl
> Finally got laid
> Got first job
> Socialised a lot more

r9k's absense can't take the credit for these improvements though, that'd be the break up.

be bummed, browse fit and n more, start going on lit

I've turned into your typical /r9k/ browser. I use to be pretty ok, but now I'm an isolated cunt.

>>80413
Where the fuck were green text stories supposed to go though? Some of the best threads we had here were just variations on that retard at school or the biggest dump you've ever taken or stories of people being sexually abused etc. You try those anywhere else but /b/ and it's off topic, and if you try it on /b/ it won't stay on topic. /r9k/ is a neccesary evil, relationship threads be damned.

>got a girlfriend
>we fucked after a few months
>totally in love
>she becomes psycho
>i break up with her
>try calling a few months later to see how she is
>her mom picks up and yells at me
>she pretends to be another girl and starts flirting with me online
>i find out its her and call her on it
>she signs off and never comes back
>now i flirt with a lot of girls online but i don't really like any of them

feels bad

>Found the new /r9k/ on a different chan
>less people, but otherwise nothing changed.

Fucking captchas are annoying here though

>>80413
This, this, and this. Couldn't have said it better. As for the other things OP mentioned:

>same three friends
>graduate high school
>video games, yes of course
>went on one or two dates
>seeing someone this Halloween weekend

>graduate hs
>get a gf
>not go to college(no money)
>try getting job(no place wants me right now)
>browse /b
>i have friends there just in school or dorming college so dont really talk to them
>lost kiss virginity at 13
>basically same as last year for me 2

Oh well not like i care to even want to try and hang out with people when they only want to hang out when they want to

>>about the same as you.

>still working shitty night job
>paid off more of student loans
>6 months away from going back to school

>dumped friends who sat on computer all day
>got an amazing job
>went to tons of concerts
>got a great significant other
>r9k is back
>spending all my time online

>>81666

how do you deal with it? What is your life like?

>>81679
I'm 19 years old, i finished highschool at 18.
I used to deal with it playing videogames to escape reality, now i don't even play videogames anymore and i just browse 4chan at least 9 hours per day.
I try to read books or do some more stimulating activities but i always end procrastinating every single thing i propose to myself.

Nothing out of the ordinary since I didn't come here regularly back when it was still ROBOT9000 instead of ROBOT9001. However, the more I come here the more I like it. I have just one question before I pack my bags and jump ship to this board permanently; how's the Pony situation here?

>>81789

want to add my e-mail and talk more about your life? You're similar to me, I just don't have motivation to do anything else.

>kissed one girl, asked her out, no.
>left college
>Asked a second girl out, yes. Go out with her for a month, lots and lots of kissing and feeling and talking. Still no sexual contact
>leaves me after a month
>Job interview tomorrow
>nervous as fuck

>still 1 friend, new GF
>got a job
>work nights (2pm-10pm, idk if that's considered nights but it is to me)
>get up, eat, computer, work, come home, talk to gf, sleep, my schedule every day
>suck at saving money so stuck with parents
>gf moving in too
>fuck

Well at least I got a job so my mom doesn't yell at me about it anymore. Probably because of the $120 a month rent.

I finally went to psychiatrist and I've been taking anti-depressants for 2 months right now. Shit was cash.

>>81854
>gf I met on /b/ btw before /soc/

shit's weird, we still talk about it in awe.

>>81854
>living with parents
>gf moves in
what the fuckin fuck bro

>even larger social circle then before
>got into medschool
>started browsing /fit/ and actually lifted weight, lost about 20kgs

Shit's been pretty good. Although /r9k/'s disappearence had nothing to do with it

>went to rehab
>stayed off heroin
>new gf
>back in school
>browse /tv/ instead
>slowly becoming more social

>>81934
>got into medschool

Huh, so did I. Grinding through 2nd year now.

>>81666
>>81789

Are you still there? I can wait until you reply back.

Im p-retty much in the same lane as you OP.

bumpan for interesting sotiries bro.

I got a life, laid down some broads and made some true bros and had the time of my life.

Now I'm stuck at home with no friends and an alcohol problem that's starting to bloom like a perennial, so I guess it's back to business as usual.

>Magically woke up one day with confidence
>Talk to lots of girls now
>Still no gf but I don't care
>Now alpha as fuck and like myself for who I am

>>81794

Nonexistent, afaik.

How many of you are described by the OP?

pretty much exactly the same as you.

LEt's get this show on the road...I can saftly say i'm the same.

I've pretty much been doing nothing with my life, want to die...

>>80336
>pretty much the same thing
except for the video games, I had to move and couldn't take my PC with me, so now my life has even less meaning than before

>>91958

want to add my e-mail and tell me a little more about your life? I'm the same as you. deadbanshee67@hotmail.com

>got a girlfriend
>had for eleven months
>never fucked, but fooled around a lot and my dick was in her mouth once or twice
>broke up with her, confidant in my ability to get another girl
>it's been about two weeks, kinda pussying out
what're you gonna do

my time away from arcanine was pretty decent actually. I ended a 2 year hikkikomori phase and I'm currently enrolled in college and have a job. I am still pretty autism but I have am talking to a bunch of my old friends and hanging out with them again. Things are going pretty well for this guy

>continue browsing other boards that I'd been browsing concurrently with /r9k/
>try to join the French Foreign Legion and fail
>continue going to school
>lose virginity, acquire friend with benefits
Pretty good, but none of it had to do with /r9k/ being deleted.

>move to /b/
>nah this is too shitty
>move to /a/
>nah this is too shitty
>move to /mu/
>nah this is too shitty

I'm so glad you're back /r9k/<3

>Moved to /b/ and /d/
>Get cheated on
>Get a fatty hate thread that I started archived
>Get engaged
>PONIES

>>91958

are you still there man?

Moved over to /adv/.

Moved with the vocaroo crew to /soc/, where we decayed into our current state. (sound related.)

http://audioboo.fm/boos/519303-what-a-lovely-skirtboo.mp3

Also: Discovered the magic of ponies!!!1!

http://youtu.be/hDIvaph6aC8

>>93634

did you contribute to the foreveralone topics in /adv/? what did you say if so?

Who's the girl firing the machine gun in the OP?

Dating a beautiful girl now.

Still a virgin, though.

Ironically, I'm even more insecure about it all now. Dating is harder than I thought.

Not much right now, possibly just going to be browsing r9k now.

>>80336
Pretty much nothing over the contratyy... i hate my life.

I went to /soc/ and circlejerked with namefags.
Also was on /v/ a lot more.

>started college
>got a bf
>life is getting somewhat better
>got a job

So I guess r9k's downfall was a good thing for me.

I went to /soc/.

>Got promoted
>Went on a few dates (didn't go anywhere... I met a girl from the internet, then told her I didn't want to see her anymore because I wanted to give another girl a shot... who has a boyfriend... yet is still willing to go out to dinner with just me and always seems kind of flirty)
>finally finished a bunch of games I've been meaning to finish

I didn't really accomplish that much and I'm not sure how much of it even has anything to do with /r9k/. The promotion was a $2 raise that I felt like I was deserving for quite a while.

>Got a job
>Didnt date anyone
>Built my first PC
>My penis grew 2"

>>80336
Who here can relate to this OP and has no friends ever?

>What did you guys do when /r9k/ was terminated?

>I had taken a year off before college so I basically hung out with my only friend and worked along with watching tv/vidya.

>Finally get back to college this Fall, immediately make friends and join several clubs

>Working, have next semester almost paid for through saving up. Goal is to get through undergrad with no debt.

>Getting all A's. General sense of contentment with life that I haven't had in a while.

I'll be fapping to your image tonight OP.

To be honest.
I can barely remember anything.

My memory...deteriorating (had to look up this fucking word to see how to spell it).

>>103509

Are you friendless with no direction in life?

>>103542
Well, ofc, but that's not even worth mentioning.

I never had a direction, besides to be financially dependent.

A shallow existance is what describes me the best.

I just went to /lit/, more or less. I like it there.

>>103877

Want to add my e-mail and tell me a little more about your life? I'm exactly the same. deadbanshee67@hotmail.com

>>103877

Are you still there? Let me know.

I met my girlfriend on /r9k/ about 10 months before it was given the axe. We're still together.

>started college
>accepted where I am in life
>broke up with my girlfriend
>got a job
>got a social life
yet now I'm lonely again. Weird how it works out, huh. Oh, and
>moved to /mu/
( so glad you guys are back )

>>80351
>>80351
>>80351
Well, I actually drifted to /v/ for a while, but still a loser, I dropped out of uni. Played more vidya than ever etc. But yeah, /adv/ was my new playground.

>>104602

what's your life like right now bro?

I didn't do much other than talk about my life.

You guys have a new recruit I lurked and lurked other boards and never heard of /r9k/ and now It is back up

I dropped out of uni

mental/health issues

life sucks balls

good looking but isolated

so yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>106620

What is your life like? Are you always alone 24/7?

>>106714

Yes, the vast majority of the time I am in fact alone.

I have a case of OCD where I imagine debates/arguments/harsh things happening to me/my family which cause me to get angry and then get a headache out of it and I just feel rage and start hating the person I imagined the argument with.... for no good reason that is!

so yea I forget about it all by gaming and browsing reddit (I come into 4chan once every couple of days on average)

but yes... alone as fuck... avoiding social interactions as much as I can because, well I don't know why... but I do

me my room my books and my games that is all

(24 year old uneployed male here)

>made friends
>went to a pizzeria with them
>a girl sits next to me
>a potato falls from her plate
>I pick it up
>put it back in her plate
>very long awkward moment.

Eh, my life was about the same, but I just didn't have /r9k/ to talk about it with. I missed it way more than I thought I would.

>Started doing more music stuff around campus
>Made lots of new friends
>Lost some other friends
>Got a job
>Landed myself in a complicated and probably doomed relationshippy thing
>All in all, having a pretty good time away.

But I'm glad you're back, /r9k/.

> /r9k/ was cancelled
> Anon returns to /g/
> /g/ is okay
> nothing happens
> more nothing
> /r9k/ returns
F-YEAH!

>Get hospitalized because of retarded guidance counselor
>lose girlfriend
>lose friends
>called crazy
>hold onto the internet because it was my only real home where no one judged me
>become a hermit/shutin
>stop going to school completely despite being my senior year
>get threatened with hospitalization by guidance cuntouler
>refuse hospitalization threaten with the law
>play WoW
>play poonscape
>play maplestory
>quit maplestory due to such a weaboo shit community
>play poonscape
>meet lovable girl
>be content with life
>fuckthepolice
>go to therapy weekly
>take antidepressants
>work with my dad
>score high on GED practice test without even handing in my essay
>wait for school's withdraw papers
>GED test in November
>need withdraw papers or I need to wait longer
>hate the U.S.
>hate society
>hate dumb bitch customers at my job
>look forward to bf 3
>make my girlfriend cum
>make myself cum
>she's into being dominated
>imokaywiththis

Anyway, above all I love Ally and if things go the way they have been, we'll be together forevur and evurrr. I hope so atleast.

i was diagnosed with cancer in my shoulder bone the day after robot9000 was removed
the sad thing is that i'm not even trolling

>graduated hs
>broke up with the gf i had and got a new one
>started college 100 miles from where im from
>started a job thats manageable
>live on my own and take care of myself now
>have hardly any friends here
>like it that way

Switched from cigarettes to shag and still work at that damn supermarket. no goals in life

>>107441
HALLO JUMBO
of niet?

>>107475
Benjijeentovenaar.jpg

I froze myself to re-awake when r9k would come back

I jumped ship straight to the other chan the first day /r9.1k/ was created. Since then I've made slight improvements in my life.

>Socializing infrequently. All the same, it's better than naught
>Lost weight
>Got stronger
>Got job
>More confidence (not saying much)
Etc.


Now I'm back in the motherland and working harder than ever to pull myself out of this fucked up hole I've dug myself into

>Made new friends
>Starting hanging with old friends
>Tried weed
>It was ok
>Tried alcohol, better than weed
>Got laid (Just once)
>Enjoyed life
>Still enjoying life
Basically it

>got a job
>had sex
>ongoing casual relationship
>started running
>lost weight
>became an alcoholic
>roll my own cigarettes now
what am I doing back here?

>Getting /fit/
>Nearly died, now mildly handicapped
>Tooth fixed
>Went to an awesome concert
>Got a GF
>Got job, lost job

Fuck bitches, get money

>>Sit at my computer desk as I simply stare at the monitor, eyeing the space where /r9k/ used to be.
>>"This... This is terrible. I have no where on this website where I can fit into now."
>>"Think, Anon! What would /r9k/ want you to do?"
>>"Become ALPHA AS FUCK."
>>Become more forward with people, speak a lot in school
>>People start to like me
>>Everyone laughs at my jokes, I'm the most popular guy in one of my classes

Feels good, man!

>Hosted a Tanzanian at my house and gave her the holiday of a life time
>Made great friends in the charity I'm part of
>Join community youth project and make yet more friends
>Meet guy and go out
>Lost my virginity
>smoked weed for the first time
>Went to America and Canada for the first time
>Saw my brothers wedding and met great people who are now my in-laws and couldn't be happier
>broke up with aforementioned boyfriend
>cried a lot
>made a lot of friends while /r9k/ was down and I'm going to a party tomorrow with loads of people that seem really cool but never got the chance to talk
>now is my chance

I never forgot you, /r9k/, no matter what happened when you were taken from me

Got a girlfriend.
Got laid.
Both periods have since ended, don't feel like I fit in in a den of misfits. Way better than I was before though lol.

I've stopped talking to all of my friends from high school

Started college

Trying to get my shit together

>>114804

I attend college full time on Tuesdays and Thursdays for 12 hours each day.

The rest of my time is spent masturbating, watching Evangelion deep films & trying to make money.

-had my worst breakup
-stopped going to college, Idk if my records/credits are still there if I ever decide to go back
-my penis went numb, idk could be nerve compression from what the uroligist says
-legs getting worse every year, until one day I may not walk anymore
-lost contact with friends because they were shit and I stopped wanting to deal with it

So I talk to some old friends here and there sometimes and some online ones, I'm too scared to get involved with girls because my dick problems and loser life, and learning penetration/high level programming/system hardening or whatever so I can be hacker cracker extraordinaire and get some dirty money because I do not see any career paths that I want anytime soon, and I'm tired of having my parents pay for my copay/xrays/MRI/CAT etc

tl;dr life is shit, man. I dont know how parents do it, it's one thing I learn it the hard way, but to watch a innocent child grow to up and see this all this shit?

I used to be annoyed by spoiled little 20 something girls running their mouths and whining about things, now I can see why, I'd spoil my daughter, too, keep her happy.

Oh, good news is I'm much more of a hardass now. I mean, here I am writing a paragraph full of bitching, but you won't hear it from me irl.

Also, wtf, I have to copy and past shit for verification now?

>>115927

>Do you think you'll always be friendless and a social reject even online? I do for me.

Believe it or not I disconnected from all of my friends of my own free will.

I'm not that terrible at social interaction, but I enjoy being alone and use this site to fulfill my social requirements as a human. For some reason I don't get bored, so I just stay inside on the computer for 12-14 hours a day when I'm not at school.

My goal is to get enough money I'm going to buy property in the middle of nowhere and build my own house.

>>116209

>My goal is to get enough money I'm going to buy property in the middle of nowhere and build my own house.

Disregard this, I suck cocks. I changed a part of the sentence without rereading it.

>Got a girlfriend
>Started going out more
>Got a job
>Suddenly no time for video games

I think I was happier before

>>117100

Not planning on it.

I wouldn't mind having a quiet girlfriend to share company with when I have a job and live on my own.

My ultimate goal is to live in the middle of nowhere with all the amenities by myself.

Ironically
>got girlfriend
>no longer kissless, still a virgin
>she breaks up with me
>/r9k/ comes back
Robots before hoebots.

>lost boyfriend I met on r9k
>become clinically depressed
>attempt suicide, went to a ward
>went to ex bfs house with a gun to my head
>went to a ward
>go to college
>hate life
>why am i alive

>>118189

I don't use any messengers or social networks.

Not sure why'd you want me to add you anyways.

>>80336

Exactly the same as you OP. bar the kissless thing. I be slightly less pathetic than you.

Carbon copy of OP. But I'm lovin' it now. I always resented myself through Highschool "baww no one likes me, every1 thinks I'm a loser". Etc. Well now I'm out of those situations, away from those people, and I love life and I love myself. Now I fucking get it, but I guess that comes with maturity/age. Instead of snowballing into a suicidal piece of shit, I'm enjoying everything I have. Just hope I can land a job within the next year or so.

>>119744

*BROFIST* for being a carbon copy.

I picked up a Job but havent had any hours in a month and im hell paro about it having something to do with me.

Got a girlfriend and went from Fs to A's, lost my virginity, made new friends and learned how to bake an apple pie.

moved to /g/ /k/ and /adv

i became a /g/entoo /k/ommando and a s/adv/irgin all at once

>>119315
no, fuck you faggot.

>>119937
nope, just don't want to talk to someone who's locked in his future as a loser.

>r9k gets taken away
>meh
>makes new friends from a theatrical production
>have some semblance of a social life, yippee
>even get to bed with a girl a couple of times
>move country
>have an awesome time meeting new people and trying new different things
>sigh, I have to do exams and assessments now, time to buckle down and stay in for a while...
>oh look, r9k's back
>on 4chan all day, every day

Yup. It's not that its absence directly changed how I live but it probably reduced my urge to purge all my self-pity and give me other ways to distract myself.

robot whinethouand leaves me
find other boards
robot whinethousandone is up im okay with this

>graduated high school
>first job
>went from nevada to college in virginia
>first girlfriend
>first breakup + heartbreak
>lost virginity
in that order, its been a crazy few months

>r9k goes down
>continue browsing /a/
>lose interest in 4chan
>become redditor
>graduate hs
>freshman at college
>get girlfriend 1 month in because I have a clean slate and am no longer that "weird funny kid" and I can actually show off my moves
>failing calc 2 because of shitty teacher
>feel like going to /b/ to see if anything is interesting
>notice /r9k/ is back
>post in this thread

>>120694
go away freak, wallow in your self-pity some more

I wonder how many brobots committed suicide when the board went down.

>>81934
>>82319
Medbrahs. I'm starting first year in January, wish me luck.

>finished high school
>work for a year
>lurked /ic/ until finally jumping ship to Reddit
>started college

and then a friend tells me that r9k is back...kind of strange because I used to hang out in the robot all day, and now I just go on Reddit all the time :(

>>121463
>Reddit
>confirmed for hugefag

You're no longer welcome here, betrayer.

> got kicked out (best experience of my life)
> got arrested
> kind of fell in love
> picked a 7/10 scene whore 16 y/o over an 8/10 hot 18 year old because love
> put my heart through a blender (hear it makes it tougher)
> got arrested 2nd time
> was fighting very often for a bit
> got arrested 3rd time
> got let back in house
> internet all day
> got tired of friends. I hate them all
> did a lot of blow with friends and stole from them
> did a lot of blow in room
> been playing dark souls lately and having a close friend over listening to him talk shit about my shutin-ness while smoking


I need a girlfriend

Found a replacement at $chon. It's a much better board but it's dead this time of night.

> /r9k/ goes down
> leave my parents home
> start going to the gym
> girlfriend dumps me
> quit my studies
> smoke a lot more weed than I used to
> feel lonelier than ever
> absolutely no prospect in life, other than that I want to make music for a living
> oh look, /r9k/ is back
> life continues with a low pulse

>>123486
True. At least I have that. I'm grateful for it, too.

>>80336
I'm on the same boat as you.

testing to see ifi 'm unmuted,.

>still 1 friend, new GF
>got a job
>work nights (2pm-10pm, idk if that's considered nights but it is to me)
>get up, eat, computer, work, come home, talk to gf, sleep, my schedule every day
>suck at saving money so stuck with parents
>gf moving in too
>fuck
gdfgdfgdfg

Masturbated a lot and frequented /a/.
Pretty much what I was doing before I came here anyways.

>>126700

no friends online or off or life ahead of you?

>finished uni
>got a boyfriend
>had a great time
>got cheated on, dumped
>baaaaw'ing all day err'day
>eventually getting better
>get friend with benefits
>starting job on tuesday

Bermppannn.

I can relate to you OP.

claimed asylum in /b/

Browsed /adv/ and made foreveralone topics all day.

actually managed to get myself a hot fucking girlfriend.

gonna fuck her in the ass tonight.

[spoilers] inb4 she's fat [/spoilers]

>>127973
KEEP FUCKING FORGETTING ABOUT SPOILERS.

well, i've been on /v/ too.

>>127973

If you already know she's fat, why are you with her?

>Got into university
>No new people to hang out with outside school
>Better taste in music, thanks /mu/
>Still socially handicapped

I moved to /x/ for a little while, then quit 4chan until r9k came back

>>127973
im more bothered by the blue/orange color contrast then her fat. (which she is)

>Move to /v/ and /g/
>Lose a bunch of friends, learn who my real bros are
>Get a girlfriend
>We've kissed, made out, she's given me a BJ before, but no sex yet
>Hang out with real bros for this year, playing vidya and fucking around

Good fucking year.

>Let myself "fall in love" with only friend.
>Get heartbroken.
>Depressed, suicidal husk of a person.
>Linger like that for months.
>Finally get job/life in an effort to move on.
>Reasonably social.
>Friends, online and off.
>Happier than I was before.
>Still extremely awkward and terrified of strangers.
>But I'm working on that now instead of just accepting it.

Who here has no friends at all and is always alone?

No one wants to contribue? reviving.

>>85224
Can we play a game of dota?

>>80336
i'm about to fap to your image OP.

>Break out of friendzone with cute azn girl after 3 years of awkward chatting
>Invite over for movie
>Batman Begins
>First Scarecrow effects shot
>She's used to shojo anime
>She screams and cries at the same time
>For the rest of the film, we cuddle and I tell her that it's not only just a film but if anyone scared her like that or threatened her with violence I'd kick their fucking ass into next week
>Best date with gf ever
>We're still together after two years of high school and three years of university

who else here is similar to op?

I did nothing, hurt me please.

>>80336
I'm pretty much the same as you OP bite me.

went to /v/, /co/, and sometimes /an/.

But mostly Drinking whiskey every night, alone in my room, lights off while listening to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RyHS8Mw_mk

>>132374
>Scared shitless of Begins Scarecrow
I'm sorry but I would have lost all respect for her there. Don't tell me that only watching Shojo anime justifies that, Scarecrow is at worst a tiny bit creepy.

>went to rehab
>stayed off heroin
>new gf
>back in school
>browse /tv/ instead
>slowly becoming more socialdfdf

>>122285
whatever fagget

Started spending time on /soc/ (huge mistake that I shall never make again) and more time on /tv/ and less time on /mu/.

>Started going out more.
>Made friends with people from work.
>started dressing alot better and being alot more confident
>get looks from girls all the time
>got more phone numbers in this semester than my entire 3 years in college put together
>realize I don't want a girlfriend but I really want to get laid

bermp let's go on with thiss.

>>136530

So did you want to tell me more about your life or not?

I seriously can't believe this board exists again. I just found out now. It's a really nifty surprise.

>>128574
>TWGOK
brofist.tiff

once again, i'm fapping to your image once more.

I was somehow able to get a girlfriend. Still not sure how I pulled that one off.

/tg/, /m/, real life

I missed you guys though.

Man, we all graduated high school n' shit while /r9k/ was out. I love you guys.

>Browsed other boards
>Occasional partying
>Video games
>Got into reading comics
> Oh hey, /r9k/ is back!
>Post in tons of green text threads

>move to /b/ for a while
>realize that my problems could be solved by getting in better shape
>later move to /fit/
>fucking love /fit/
>start working out, squatz and oatz.
>self confidence goes up
>start making friends for the first time in 2-3 years
>start dressing and looking better
>take better care of personal hygiene
>get over a bunch of anxieties and problems
>life is improved x1000

I love /fit/

I pretty much did the exact same shit as you OP, kill me.

>go back to /adv
> eventually kill myself

>>80336
ahhhh

ahhh

hated that one episode.

I didn't do jack shit, u mad?

I actually made a lot of progress.
>got a gf
>lost my virginity
>...
Come to think of it that's probably the biggest change that's occurred since Robot9000

>getting a girlfriend
>progress

I seriously hope you don't think this.

Went to 99chan and 420chan and loopchan untill it died.

>Have sex with another prostitute
>Rage at women for being sluts
>Only women I've ever been with are sluts
>Lots of girls like me but reject them all because I find flaws
>FML

wnet out with one of my best friends and lost him...

you know for a while after r9k closed i used the spare time to read more books and work out more. was pretty good. but i'm glad it's back, i was relaly starting to miss it. only been reading a few days and there's already a lot of threads i would never find on any of the other boards

>>80336
Got married, got promoted to higher pay/more hours/more responsibilities, got a new car, basically continued improving my life one milestone at a time.

>>80336

man, a lot of you guys actually did shit with your lives...

I browsed all other boards, then stayed in /b/ and /adv/ until /r9k/ returned.
I missed this board so much.

I can't even remember how long arcanine was gone for. Lets see.

>Still a virgin
>Still pining over the same girl
>Moved to /adv/ and /sp/
>More confident
>Braces have gone
>Probably more attractive

Meh. All in all my life has gone from being 5/10 to 5.5/10

>Really excited because /r9k/ is back
>remember the crap it was
>now with graphics!

>Still no friends
>still socially handicapped
>same as last year except now I have a job

>>166388
I think I gave up
>ntoort assert

>Lurked /a/
>Watched 120+ series
>Played a few VNs
>Gave up on 3D, became loyal to 2D.
>Fapped over comatose girls.

Still looking for mai waifu though.

Awwww shit!!! I went to reddit son! Said fuck all to 4chan. Yup, that is my story.

how the fuck is thiis thread still alive?

Moved to /tv/ and /v/

I got a boyfriend and registered for a Reddit account.

>/r9k/ dies.
>/new/ dies.
>Fucking bullshit /soc/ is invented.
>Troll people excessively on that board.
>Lose interest, move from 4chan to reddit.
>Lose interest in reddit.
>Graduate high school.
>Spend summer living with best friend.
>Go home, find out my friends forgot my existence after two months.
>Forever alone until college starts.
>Still forever alone in college.

>went to /a/
>spent more time on tumblr than here
>got a relationship with someone good looking and actually cares for me
>slowly getting a social life

feels pretty cool, man

>Quit job as tax administrator
>Went back to uni
>Test week as of tomorrow
>Still have to study the whole night to get on par

>lost weight
>started getting /fit/
>finally started enjoying university
>started the process of making friends

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

>>81939
Good job kicking man, I understand your pain.

>Dumped by girlfriend
>Started drinking soda and copious amounts of alcohol instead of water again
>Started eating junk food again
>Stopped going to gym
>Moved to new town where I didn't make a single friend
>Stopped playing videogames, reading and doing pretty much anything I got joy of before
>Used /v/ like my personal blog and to complain of games I hadn't even played

Yeah

>got my drivers license
>graduated high school (never needed a car so i waited until i was 18)
>went on a few road trips with friends and my fwb
>met new friends
>gave a girl multiple orgasms
>got laid a few times without a condom without getting sick or getting her knocked up
>got into a good college
>still live at home because no rent and free food

tl;dr instead of reading stories here i went outside and got my own stories

went on reddit a little. it was pretty awful, especially the memes they take from 4chan and turn to utter shit (rage comics)

irl, i continued school and work and moved in with some friends, in a band and throwing huge house parties in this college town. it was way fun, but i never got the goal of sex or a girlfriend. i tried online dating and had the experience of being rejected and ignored over and over again. i don't care that much except for the amount of time i spent writing messages that got ignored, working on my profile and asking other for advice, etc. should've just spent it playing videogames.

anyway now i moved into my own apt and then /r9k/ is back. it's very nice to see you. also /new/. i'm really disappoint that /new/ wasn't there during the arab spring though, that would've been the shit.

>>198909

It's a pity they're such cliche stories.

>>200567

don't you just love it when people care about social skills too much?

I found /v/.

It's kind of like /r9k/ except it talks about video games and sages a lot.

Also dicks and traps furries everywhere.

i found it to be anal that it got removed in the first place.

>graduated
>no job
pretty much it, been trying to find a job ever since.

>>202604

no friends or social life ever or even in the future?

>still haven't graduated
>traineeship in 3D design
>first kiss as well as 2nd base
>became the alpha male of my group, even when I'm not related to something happening, people still agree with my decisions

So, uh, yeah. Not too badly.

>read some stupid pua shit
>lost virginity in may
>fucked 4 girls since may
>in a relationship with stupid cunt on whom i cheat on
every occasion
>get into medical university
>trying to get /fit/ without all the homosex

It's weird. What originated in /r9k/ slid into /v/. Shit that's in /v/ always makes it's way to /sp/, which is bosom buddies with /fit/. If things happen to get popular in /sp/ and /fit/ then a knock-off version is always presented to /co/.

At least that's how I saw the flow. /v/ had so many fucking general threads about nothing that I substituted it for /r9k/ and it was almost as if this place never went away. I'm lying, it was bad. /adv/ is full of retards--and not /soc/-level retards I mean just general ignorance. Moral fag dilenmas, tripfags going on about nothing...place was good for trolls but proved a weak catalyst for /r9k/. But it was all there was.

/soc/? Ignore that shit hole.