get the hell out of dodge

They're probably all talk. If not, man the fuck up and get ready to shoot back.

OH NOES THE TERRORISTS WIN

Fight them.

lol when barack obama sends soldiers to gun these fools down in the streets.

I hope this retards get shot.

>>8007265

"LOOK LOOK I TOLD YOU HE'D DO IT, WE'RE BEING OPPRESSED AT LAST!"

>the hoards will be coming

GET BACK YOU SOCIALIST ZOMBIES!

They'll do the same thing they always do. The 10% with the balls to act on their threats will commit lone wolf terror attacks (the recent spate of "fox shooters") and the rest will cheer them on from their recliners and rascal scooters.

before you start the circle in this thread, republifriends, know that the fbi monitors this site

God I can't wait to see those fatass rednecks awkwardly try to fight a revolutionary war and get cut down by the thousands.

Buy more ammo, obviously, retard.

Did you really think that you had less than 500 enemies on earth? Why would you expect that to be enough?

You should be buying 500 rounds of ammunition every TWO WEEKS, to put in your secret underground bunker along with your confederate flag and your bible.

>>8007305

10% is highballing the SHIT out of it. I bet it's more like one thousandth of a percent.

BETTER WATCH OUT GUYS

SCOOTER, BILLY BOB, CLETUS, AND LESTER ARE GONNA TAKE DOWN SOME LIBERAL SOCIALIST SATAN-LOVERS IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM AND TO PROTECT THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES

The NWO seems to be coming along quite smoothly. Obama the puppet is riling up average Americans to the point where they will lash out and he will respond by declaring marshal law and oppressing the entire country.

>>8007399

Have you been counting the shooters, and attempted shooters? It's up to a couple dozen now. It seems like every time the far right doesn't get it's way, they come out of the woodwork and raise hell.

>"After a while more and more people will be hungry and the hoards will be coming after us. I have 500 rounds of ammo. Do I kill 499 and save the last one for myself?"
Actually, he could just kill 25 and then call in a tactical nuke.

>>8007426

....And this is how Republicans somehow manage to blame Teabagger insanity on Democrats.

For the party of personal responsibility, they sure don't seem to take any.

>>8007450

>implying I have a political affiliation

IN JESUS' NAME WE WILL DO EVERYTHING TO STOP THE ANTICHRIST NEGRO PRESIDENT FROM FULFILLING HIS SATANIST AGENDA

typical republican- "Dont spend money to help haiti, we can use that money to help our own people cause we're dying too. VOTE NO ON HEALTHCARE

And how many people watch fox news?

several dozen divided by a couple million is not ten percent.

>>8007426

You seen futurebro threads? He's basically a slave of the NWO and doesn't realize it. He claims he's from the 2100s where everyone has chips under their skin and lives in indoor cities and theyre slaughtering the christian patriots that are left on the outside.

Interesting to note the ideological congruity between these idiots and the fundamentalist muslim movement.

>>8007476

Fair enough, but it does seem to be ramping up lately. I wonder how much worse it can get.

>>8007480

Ugh, newfags. 1. He never said anything about chips in his skin. 2. They live in arcologies willingly because the environment has gone to shit. 3. those "Christian patriots" are the remnants of a fascist uprising that grew out of the tea party movement.

I feel like I'm a neckbeard in a Star Wars forum debating Episode III plot points. But if you're gonna bring that shit into this thread at least be accurate.

Oh man, I can't wait for this war to start. I'm so fucking ready.

>>8007557

Teabagger spotted. Care to explain your motivation? Sincerely curious.

It's sad that people don't realize the entire world is going to get fucked by the NWO, but I suppose it's just more comfortable to shout DERP FUCK U NEO NAZI or HERP UR A COMMY SOCIALIST, than to use reason and look beyond the pathetic American political facade.

>>8007535
I am a newfag and don't even know who this is. is there a thread on 4chanarchive or something?

>>8007535

Only in America would our chance at glory be born out of backwardsass Christian fundamentalists.

Goddammit...

lolamericans.

with your petty squabbles and religious nutters

>>8007568

lol conspiracy theory bullshit.

I sure am afraid of the big, bad Illuminati!

>>8007564

Protip: Guns are for keeping nutcases out of your home when SHTF, not because you love or hate social healthcare programs.

>>8007574

>>>/rs/future+threads&from=ALL

Pick one. It's a waste of time. He's just a tripfag who made some lucky guesses and strung along people with nothing better to do than read shitty science fiction on an imageboard.

>>8007580

Haha, well at least they're good for something in the end.

If that did happen, and I don't believe will. I'd just go to Canada, take a few weeks to get things in order, then apply to top-tier British schools.

>>8007557
Not him, but I'm a small l libertarian.

My political orientation is probably explanation enough, and for the record I'm not a tea bagger.

But from my point of view we've needed something for a long time.

first niggers and now socialism. what next?


but honestly... this is going to go over horribly.

>>8007598

It's also the only good original content left on /r9k/

The only thing that could have helped us was if an unlikely time traveler was somehow able to contact us and warn us about the coming Christian revolution.

MAGGIE! GIT YER GUN!

DEM YANKEES DONE TAKEN OUR HEALTHCARE

yeah and my fucking show about fat kids in america got interupted by some news people broadcasting about this shit.

everyone is like me and to tuned into their personal lives to care about politics anymore.

baww'd over this and still bawwing.

>>8007641

Yeah but what are the odds of that happening, am I right?

There is something wrong with me..

I want a riot. I want a bombing.

I want something fucking interesting to happen for once.

ITT the biggest enemy of the USA is itself.

Why is it that politics in America is like watching a drunk guy hurtle down the highway? First he swerves to the right and takes out some water barrels, then screams back to the left and grinds the left side of his car off, then back to the right and so on.

Why is it so hard for people to be moderate?

>>8007598

I love people like you. You're actually honest-to-god asshurt that Futurebrah isn't ACTUALLY from the future. GEE WHIZ, NO SHIT MISTER.

Alternately, you're jealous of the attention he got.

No matter what, you're some facepalm material.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9EKqQWPjyo

This song sums up my feelings perfectly. And I'm going to assume that blocks just in case.

>>8007425

You made me lol very much
Thank you :D

>>8007684

agreed. It's odd...

>>8007695
He's the one who gave out the link to all his threads... clearly he's not that upset about the attention this tripfag has gotten...?

>>8007695

He got the '08 election result right. If you'd asked me, I would have said Obama too.
He predicted something vague about atheists being mentioned in the inaugural speech. He got that right, but he also said Obama would mention Scooter Libby, which he DID NOT.
He said UHC would pass, but anyone who pays attention to political trends saw that coming.
In other words he's basically the scifi equivalent of a TV psychic guessing at shit anyone else could tell you, and you're eating it up.

I know the solution to this problem, lol

>>8007689

American politics is one knee jerk reaction after the other. Why? I don't know. We all see it, we all know it's stupid, we all know none of the candidates running actually represent us...and yet we go along with this shit anyway.

I guess we just get off on the ride.

Too selfish for my own life to do it myself, but, at this point I believe it would be a good thing for America if someone assassinated Obama (this comes after voting for him in 08 thinking no-one could be worse than Bush, still shocked he managed to pull that off).

I can't wait for the future guy thread saying "well you guess should be getting some riots over healthcare by now". It seems any time something pseudo-memorable happens we get a futurebro thread, and I love futurbro threads.

>>8007728

>In other words he's basically the scifi equivalent of a TV psychic guessing at shit anyone else could tell you, and you're eating it up.
>and you're eating it up.
>You're actually honest-to-god asshurt that Futurebrah isn't ACTUALLY from the future. GEE WHIZ, NO SHIT MISTER.

Confirmed for number one. Though that doesn't imply that you're automatically not butthurt over the attention he's getting.

>>8007751

I am so joining this shit. I was born too late to be a Nazi, this is like a second chance for guys like me who just wanna wear sexy badass uniforms and commit war crimes.

>Sensational bullshit
>no link or source of any kind
HAHAHA /r9k/ TROLLED HARD AGAIN
GODDAMN I WISH I COULD KILL YOU STUPID FAGGOTS OVER FIBER OPTIC CABLE AARHGAHGKAHGIHOIEHT

>>8007728

Okay, here's one. Not that I believe futurebrah, but please explain how he predicted toxo. It's that bioweapon he was talking about ever since he started posting before the election. Then a month or two ago that article shows up about how the military is interested in weaponizing that exact species of parasite. That's a pretty fuckin' specific guess.

>>8007804

It was probably already known in what you normals call 'trinfoil' circles.

>>8007788

Just go to Free Republic and click the "Live Healthcare" thread at the top, it's red and in all capital letters.

>>8007788
Honestly, even if everything OP said was pulled from his ass, you can't tell me that you've never seen comments like that.

Where're these quotes from anyway?

>>8007594

fucking hell

we're already a goddamned socialized society

Or do people just ignore medicare, the postal service, the police, the fire department, the FDA, and the hundreds of other organizations like that?

For fuck's sake, I'm willing to bet none of you can even define "socialism" without googling the wikipedia entry

>>8007817

According to that article the military interest in it is very recent though. I don't have the link but I know the scientist they interviewed's last name was Sapolsky.

>>8007839

Free Republic, Fox Nation and Infowars.

>>8007804
cracked wrote an article about it like a year ago.

>>8007868

The first mention he made of it was in '08, though. Before the elections.

>>8007851

Upton Sinclair once said "Americans will accept every aspect of socialism except the word". He was right.
In American politics you can do anything you want. But if you mention the S word shit will hit the fan, no exceptions.

>>8007868
That was about the parasite, but not about military interest in weaponizing it.

Also, lol at anyone who honestly defended the teabaggers as impartial patriots concerned only with upholding liberty. And yes, I've heard that said with a straight face more than a few times.

>>8007851
dude, better stop talking while you still have dignity left.

by your logic, the fuckin' roman empire was socialist.

>>8007851
This. Right now we've put ourselves right between socialism and capitalism. The thing is, neither of those work unless you're all the way socialist, or all the way capitalist. The longer we sit on the fence, the further down we drag our country.

>>8007831
>>8007832
>>8007788
http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?20539-Health-Care-passes-Teabaggers-FREAK-DA-F**K-OUT

They tell you the source is indeed "Free Republic" whatever the fuck that is.

Woah wait, what the hell? They're seriously getting violent about this?

>Round them all up and execute them. Their ignorance is done with.

Were I like them, I'd say this. But seriously, they have the right to their opinion, and the rest of us have the right to call them fucking idiots and ignore them.

So these fundie lunatics are the only line of defense you Americans have left against total unchecked control?

God help us all.

>>8007907

The Romans weren't socialist because they actively conquered and incorporated other peoples and territories, i.e. an empire.

They also didn't have a fire department...they had local fire brigades that more or less ran a protection racket. If your house was on fire, you had to agree to an incredibly unfair loan-shark type contract with the local powerful guy that controlled said brigade. Either your shit burned to the ground or you entered massive debt to what we'd call a mobster.

>>8007930

Wrong. Either extreme is unsustainable. Each requires the integration of elements from the other in order to function in the long term. Some institutions work better privatized, some work better nationalized, that's the operational truth of the matter.

They'll get gunned down in the streets by the military, which is too decentralized to be broken apart.

>>8007948

They shouted nigger at a civil rights hero recently, and faggot at one of the only openly gay senators. They've been posting pictures of their firearms and survival shelters and shit. The signs now openly call for murder, and more than a few have been spotted packing heat at protests. It's not as bad as OP implies but it's worse than after the election.

>>8007930

What the fuck are you talking about? Basically every modern economy has been mixed.

>>8008000

Military firing on citizens will not go over well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army

"I've said it would almost be worth it to miss the rapture"

It's so sad that the republican party has been penetrated by the Christian Right. And what's killer is that MOST people I don't think like these guys... but just pass them off as "those guys". They weld so much influence.

First Rome and now this. Thanks Christianity, you have destroyed yet ANOTHER prosperous empire in the name of your own selfish opinions. I wonder if there is still some way we can reverse their stranglehold on our country.

Seriously, people bitch about muslims and jews and their influence on the world. They don't have a clue.

>>8008019
Citizens firing on citizens with different beliefs, government workers, and military personnel will not go over well either.

Fucking teabaggers.

>Kill all the commies!
>Hey hey hey stop shooting you oppressive bastards that's not fair!

>>8008019

It seems to have worked pretty well in the past, i.e. 9/11.

>>8008008
I hate to bring *this* argument into it but... when the Nazis were coming around, people ignored them and thought of them as crazy. They thought they could be contained and there weren't many of them. They used to post hate posters and stuff too.

Now: I AM NOT SAYING THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO NAZI GERMANY.

Just that the similarities are there.

>>8007214
See, this right here, this is why we can't have nice things. (Lax gun laws without the fear that some crack militia of bible thumping gun nuts are going to go postal on DC)

>>8008079

Supposedly that's exactly what happens.

>Thomas Jefferson facepalms at teabaggers

>>8008102
>Supposedly happens
What?

>>8008064

9/11 was a used as justification to start a war. By "Not go over well" this is what I mean. Shit will hit fan once bullets start flying.

At that point, the fighting will be about revolution rather than healthcare. This healthcare shit is just a poor excuse to do what we all REALLY want to do.

>>8008112

Lol, that's why they're cutting him out of the textbooks in Texas as we speak.

That's why a certain tripfag told us to buy up original unaltered textbooks and bury them in trunks or take them with us out of the country.

Dammit you religious shits, are you trying to get our fucking gun rights restricted more?

Oh wait, you probably fucking are because you thrive off false oppression.

>>8008119
See: >>8007641
Follow the convo from there. Long story short, we got a bro from the future to post on /r9k/

>>8008182
Oh I see; you're batshit insane.

Still not nearly as dangerous as niggers.

How do I sign up to be one of the guys that suppresses their retard riots. I really, really, really want that job.

>>8008154
I do not know who that tripfag is but I tip my hat to that good sir

>>8008200
The teabaggers are a small minority of loons. You can easily suppress them as a member of the public.

>>8008200
seconded. I'll come down from canada with my mossberg and we can have some fun.

Do you think I can get them to count as volunteer hours?

ITT traitors.

>>8008236

Aren't you the traitor?

>>8008230
Hey Canada guy, it's true that you guys can have really short shotgun barrels eh? While I would not want to shoot one much for practice it seems like a cool gun configuration for home defense.

>>8008154
I still don't get that whole Texas curriculum thing. It's so unbelievable that such a thing would happen. You's expect that shit in China.

>>8008292
You can just saw down the barrel of a normal shotgun you retard.

>>8008337

Well, it's happening nonetheless. Pretty much exactly like he said it would.

>>8008355
Really? No fucking shit? I try to keep my firearms legal you dipshit, SBRs are a one way ticket to federal "ass rape" prison.

OH NAW! Healthcare companies now can't deny insurance even if I have pre-existing conditions, the HORROR. Americunts are by far the worst people of the world.

So would this be a bad time for the grand opening of my 24 hour drivethru Abortionarium and waffle shack? y/n

YET ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE DEMOCRATS SELLING OUT TO BIG ABORTION

Gandhi said "we must be the change we wish to see in the world."

What change would you like to see in the world, gentlemen?
How would you amend yourself to try and affect a greater shift in human behavior?

>>8008378
This means I can finally get my overbite fixed!

>>8008337
Ya, like how the Texas school system teaches that George Washington was saved by god.

Oh wait, no it teaches that George Washington BELIEVES he was saved by god, you know, BECAUSE HE FUCKING SAID SO IN A FUCKING LETTER.

Seriously, virtually all of the "OH NOES THEY ARE TEACHING RELIGION IN SCHOOL!!!!" is a bunch of bullshit that was blown out of proportion. I ask you, what is wrong with a history book saying that George Washington believed he was saved by god? How is that not perfectly reasonable since it was his own opinion and the book keeps a neutral tone on the issue of religion?

>>8008420

Smack these fuckers down, I guess.

>>8008429
>letter
really? I mean... REALLY? Did he REALLY write that? Source.

>>8008429

Teabagger spotted. Who let you on a computer and how did you figure out how to use it without any opposable thumbs?

>>8008412
This is one of the funniest posts ever on r9k

Well played sir

>>8008429

I don't care if George Washington believed he was saved by God. It's perfectly fine to put that in a biography about George Washington. However it does not belong in a history textbook.

>>8008420
Gandhi said on September 26, 1896 about the African people: "Ours is one continued struggle sought to be inflicted upon us by the Europeans, who desire to degrade us to the level of the raw Kaffir, whose occupation is hunting and whose sole ambition is to collect a certain number of cattle to buy a wife, and then pass his life in indolence and nakedness."

you might as well quote someone from the KKK you fucking racist

>>8008429
I'm more concerned with the removal of Jefferson, the circular logic of not putting in Oscar Romero because he is not well known, not to mention the committee head being an evangelical Christian.

>>8008499
because that isnt actually true about a large portion of the population of africa

>>8008448
By the all-powerful dispensations of Providence, I have been protected beyond all human probability and expectation; for I had four bullets through my coat, and two horses shot under me, yet escaped unhurt, altho' death was levelling my companions on every side.

GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to John A. Washington, Jul. 18, 1755

I'm browsing the Library of Congress now to find the actual letter.
http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/gwhtml/gwser4.html

Is there a third option? I wanna kill Christians and the NWO.

>>8008499
I'm not fan of Ghandi, but to play devil's adocate, pretty much everyone was racist before 1990

>>8008544
Providence, not God

Specifically and directly

If you go and thank "providence" in front of a preacher, they will rip you up one side and down the other

>>8008376
SBRs can be registered for $200.

>>8008566
Providence with a capital "p" means god. Nice try though.

>>8008602

So when politicians behave piously, you believe them? Do all politicians that claim to be Christians at present believe what they say they do?

>>8008544
Found it
http://memory.loc.gov/mss/mgw/mgw2/001/0900082.jpg

Suck my dick

Fuck these fascists. You know who also bashed socialism? Hitler, in fact, if you just take hatred of jews away, these people are essentially nazis.

Enjoy your putsch

>>8008549

>>I wanna kill Christians

This is what Atheists really believe.

>>8008616
That's not the point, the point is that it's appropriate for a history book to say "George Washington believe he was saved by god", since HE SAID SO. It would be just as appropriate for the book to say "George Washington believed he was saved by his friend Billy-Bob", if that's something he said (and for whatever reason, there was no proof of Billy-Bob saving his life).

>>8008618
>>8008602
>>8008566
>>8008544
Providence doesn't mean "Christian God". It's well known that Washington was a Freemason and they HAVE to admit to believing in a divine creator. It's just like how American's "rights" are given to them by "God". It doesn't say which god, just a god.

Exclude the fuckers from healthcare benefits. Let they pay on their own or die.
Fuck Americans, ignorant and selfish. The same scum who cheer for wars wants its own people to suffer and die, too. Bastards from hell.

>>8008623

Hitler was a socialist of the nationalist variety brah. He just hated Communists, Jews, Gays, Slavs, and all the other people who make cool friends.

Not saying socialism is a good or bad thing, just stating a neutral fact.

>>8008618

Good work, Anon.
Thanks for taking the effort to comb the LoC for us.

His handwriting is pretty cash

>>8008623

Actually Jewish banking families figure heavily in the NWO conspiracy theory, so they've got the anti-semitism thing going for them as well. It's eerily similar to the Nazi's "international communist jewish banking family" conspiracy theory, as outlined in the film Der Ewige Jude.

>>8008678

National Socialism is socialist just like the Democratic Peoples' Republic of North Korea is Democratic.

>>8008677

THIS THIS THIS.

Each citizen should be given a chance to opt-out if this reform thing is too "socialist" for their tastes. Maybe the breeders will finally get a dent in their grotesque growth curve - a victory (however slight) for the future of intellectuals in this country.

>>8008761
Ok, that's easy. Make it a state issue, rather than the federal government. If people don't like the socialized medicine (or lack thereof) in one state, they either move to a different state or pressure their legislators. This one-size-fits all Federal government bullshit needs to end.

hey
hey
you
yeah you
remember the hopenhagen riots?
there are violent assholes on both sides

>>8008799
>This one-size-fits all Federal government bullshit needs to end

SORRY BRO, THAT'S THE ENTIRE DEMOCRAT PARTY FOR YOU

>>8008740

Ah, thanks for the correction/clarification.

>>8008825
>there are violent assholes on both sides

Something that people remain painfully ignorant of.

Do Teabaggers actually drink tea?

>>8008951
No, they make tea and then teabag the tea with their respective genetalia

My favorite part was when Bart Stupak fucking trolled the entire GOP after they thought they had scared him into switching his vote.

When the shooting starts, I'm going to pussy out and hide in my room. I won't even be able to shoot the fatass cop who comes to confiscate any guns we have.

I'm a damn shame.

>>8008959
here's a couple caught in the act

>>8008937
Yes but right now, the ones we need to worry about are on the right.

Nice living in Canada. The worst we have to deal with is the PM putting people in a headlock, and the RCMP making protesters leave for a bit to avoid embarassing the country.

>>8008991
nah dude naah

Actually getting a bit concerned over this.
Protesting is cool.Constitutional right and all.
Once the threats and violence start though,damn.
And really,this hyper-far right wing revolution shit is getting sad/kind of scary.Fuck man.I don't want to have to bail out of the country.

Arrest them. Terrorists. The lot of them.

Can't wait. 100% serious. This shit has been a long time coming.

>>8009008
you know what? sometimes, i find myself shoveling 3 feet of snow out of my driveway and wishing for my dumbfuck iranian neighbors to die in a fire(while politely saying hi. because being racist in canada is the equivalent of being a nazi in israel), i'd love to live in some southern american country. marry an inbred, mildly retarded woman, breed a kid, teach him how to count to three and have my neighbors teach him how to shoot. god it must be so pleasant to have an IQ under 100.

fuck social and political awareness. seriously, fuck intelligence.

future bro told us
why didn't we believe him