Why don't you head on back to /a/?

>>8006938

Because then no one would ask me any ?s they are all weeaboos......ask me something about animes.

jesus christ i can't tell if those things are shopped or not anymore.

Harry Mackenzie or Harima Kenji?

Is it possible to win a weaboo over without actually being all that into anime? 'Cause I'm crushing big time on one but he won't fucking grow up and stop making such a big deal of differences in fandoms.

>>8007011
>he won't fucking grow up
How about you grow up and stop whining about someone's hobbies.

>>8007047

I don't care about the hobbies. People can do what they want, I won't complain about it - until they become elitist fucks over it.

>>8007011

Yeah I'm sure you can win a weeaboos heart without being a weeaboo, but most male weeaboos are human shit so its better to just fuck a normal guy.

>>8007010

Harima Kenji, Harry Mackenzie is a baka gaijin.

Expert wap here. Tell me your top 3 anime OP and I will judge your power level.

>>8006906
Why are you so kawaii?

>>8007069

Hyakko or Minami-ke?

>>8007069

>fuck a normal guy

Dude. Nobody on 4chan fucks normal people.

How much do you love Hideyoshi. A lot? Or a lot?

Have you ever been to Japan or do you have any plans on going in the near future?

Do you let anime (or J-Pop, drama, whatever) effect your views on Japan, it's people, culture, and even other Asians?

This whole "weeaboo" thing is actually interesting to me.

>>8007080

Partially the shyness and partially the nerd glasses. <3

>>8007133

Congratulations. You're a whore who judges people based on the most shallow traits possible, both positively (glasses, shyness) and negatively (liking anime). You do realize that his hobbies don't denote his personality, right? Why does he have to stop liking anime? To please a shitty, stuck-up bitch like you? I doubt he will.

>>8007077

1-"Hito Toshite Jiku ga Bureteiru"
2-"Dream Island Obsessional Park"
3-"Donten"

>>8007080

Arigato gozaimasu!! =3

>>8007083

Minami-ke, because it has the best boss ever.

>>8007194

There seems to have been some confusion. I meant "Tell me your top 3 anime, OP (that is, your favorite 3 anime)" not "Tell me your top 3 anime OP (your favorite anime openings)". It is my fault for neglecting my comma usage. Commendable choices though, and you get points for selecting Minami-ke over that trash Hyakko.

Is Shiraishi not the best railgun character?

>>8007148

And you're judging by a few things said on 4chan. I've been talking to the guy for a year and a half now; we've grown quite close over that time. It goes a lot deeper than anime and shit - but he makes such a huge deal of anime and it just frustrates the living hell out of me.

The glasses and shyness comment was just out of sheer silliness and completely irrelevant.

I don't want him to stop liking anime. The fact we're both nerds is what brought us together in the first place. I just wish he'd have some respect for the fact that I'm over my own anime phase and while I'd still enjoy watching it with him, it's not as huge a part of my life as it is for him.

>>8007233

Knowing females, you're most likely being underhanded and conniving about your expression of this sentiment, and thus it's still your fault. Just tell him straight-up you indirect bitch.

Allow me to explain. You have a vagina. You are not 2 dimensional. Thus you are a dirty, filthy whore who constantly endeavors to ruin any true and honest individual.

>>8007130

No and no. Real life Japan could only be a letdown, though if I knew more Japanese beyond "gambate" and "daijoubu" I would go in a heartbeat and buy a ton of animes and mangas and doujins and ichiban (games).

It has helped me understand that Asians don't necessarily see themselves as squinty-eyed and yellow-skinned, and apparently they think Westerners have big noses.

>>8007282

>animes
>mangas
>doujins
>ichiban (games)

OP, you've revealed yourself as a troll. Thread is over.

>>8007225
Ah, gomen.

-Kara no Kyoukai Mujun Rasen
-Mousou Darinrin
-Boogiepop wa Warawanai

>>8007321

How is that even a troll.

>>8007270

>Knowing females, you're most likely being underhanded and conniving about your expression of this sentiment, and thus it's still your fault. Just tell him straight-up you indirect bitch.

I wouldn't call it "underhanded and conniving", but yeah. I am indirect. Telling him straight-up is easier said than done.

>Allow me to explain. You have a vagina. You are not 2 dimensional.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

>Thus you are a dirty, filthy whore who constantly endeavors to ruin any true and honest individual.

Uh huh. Well as long as we're slinging insults based on prejudice here, you're a fucking bitter dork who's angry that he's alone and feels the need to attack every woman he chances upon. That's gonna get you laid REAL fast, buddy.

>>8006973

I believe the OP is shooped, but it's really not that far off.

Uguu~

no thanks, I can just go to /a/ instead.

>>8007394
>implying there is an /a/

Lrn2 [a/ fag.

>>8007388

This guy is most likely a male weeaboo (weeabro) and therefore human shit. Don't talk to him.

>>8006906
1) What's your explanation for nearly all anime characters looking aglo as hell?

2) Do you relate to the childishness that's common in the anime world? I'm not trying to pick at you, really. I'm talking about characters like the ones in your picture. I admit that I don't recognize where it's from, but I'll take a wild guess and assume that the image is trying to convey some sort of immaturity/naivete that turns up a lot in anime. If this is generalization is fair to you, or if you get what I mean, what do you think about all that?

3) Fan service. What say you?

>>8006906
>>>/jp/
Is that way
How has no one asked that before?

>>8007011
>>8007068
>>8007133
>>8007233
>>8007388
>>8007382

This, my good man, is a troll.

>>8007382

I think its the s at the end. Don't you ever feel like raging when you hear someone say animes?

How does it feel to be a person of rootless existence with no genuine culture?

>>8007417

1) They don't look Anglo. They don't have the outward noses that are typical of Anglos. After a while you can tell the white characters from the Asian characters pretty easily.

2) Yes the childishness definitely rubs off on me. You start getting more and more attracted to "cuteness" and "childishness" and less and less to sexiness.

3) Always welcome imho. Never found it distracting and it really endears you to the characters.

>>8007418

Yeah I know where /jp/ is but embarassingly enough I never got very far in Touhou....

>>8007451

No. Weeaboos say animes all the time. Unless you are a serious business weeaboo and then you rage.

>>8007463

Feels pretty good because if I had my own gaijin culture maybe I would never have become a weeaboo.

1. How did you got into anime?
2. Have you attended an anime club/society?
3. What was the last anime you watched?

Do you find 2D women more attractive than 3D women? Are you a NEET? Have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

how on earth do you masturbate to anime chicks? how can you those jutting lines and those deformed features that attractive?

>>8007731

1) Pokemon. I used to have big plans to move to Japan and get all the pokemon merch plus lost episodes.

2) Nope. Sometimes I see people walking around with anime stuff but as a weeaboo, I am quite shy so I don't talk to them.

3) Just finished watching Zan Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Bangaichi. One of the best series. I think the sign of a true weeaboo is being able to actually laugh at Japanese humor.

>>8007742

Yes, no but with the economy the way it is I think I could be, and yes.

>>8007770

I actually find anime women more attractive than 3D women. They don't look deformed or jutting to me. They just look amazingly sexy.

Pic related, my heart hurts that she is not real.

Do you make it known that you are a weeaboo (for example, by wearing anime T-shirts or carrying manga with you)?

Have you read any Japanese manga?
What was your first one and the last one you read?

>>8007821

No. Normalfags can carry a manga. But for a weeaboo, carrying a manga says too much about us. And spending money on anime is just absurd.

>>8007828

Yes, I've read a ton of manga. I think my first one was probably...Hakushaku Cain and my latest has been Hourou Musuko, TBH I read more manga than watch anime.

>>8007770

What, never get a boner for Jessica Rabbit?

Cartoons can certainly be sexy even without total realism; whatever's lacking your brain can fill in with the power of imagination. The simplicity, idealization and "cleanness" of a drawing can actually work to make it more attractive than a real person.

Do you watch the fucked up shit like Bible Black etc, and if so, do you actually like it or is it morbid curiosity?

>>8007906

Yes, and yes I do like it although I never really grew accustomed to all the squeaking that anime women do while having sex.

>>8007902

I'm a female but Jessica Rabbit looks like she is balding to me.

Do you have friends? Any mexican/black friends?

>>8007819
mamimi is one saucey babe, to be crude, i was thinking more on the pokemon edge of anime - angular faces with triangle chins.

>>8007902
i never "got" it! :s

i need a good one shot manga or a shorrt anime series to watch

>>8008030
Bible Black. It will blow you away.

>>8007989

Yes and no. I have a Peruvian friend and an Indian friend tho so I'm not racist.

>>8008030

How short is short? Kara no Kyoukai, FLCL, Re:Cutie Honey are my favorite short series, I could give you a ton of one shot movies too if you want.
Manga oneshots I enjoy Kaori Yuki's short stories though they can be a little bit yaoi at times, Genesis, Forever Honey, Hotel, Island, White Rain were all enjoyable.

>>8008060

Just make sure you keep the pukebag close after the first episode.

Do you have any social life? That is the difference between an anime fan from a weeaboo.

>>8008150

IIRC, some sadistic teacher magically grows a dick within the first few minutes. Farthest I ever gone in the series.

All the chicks are fucking ugly. I'm not one of those "fapping to anime is gross" faggots, but goddamn, they looked nasty.

>Minase, a high school student, found a book of magic in an isolated room in his school. He started practicing black magic that has extreme sexual effects that benefited him and some of his friends.
I'm in. Thanks op.

>>8008226

Not much of one. Also anime fans who say "Oh I'm not a weeaboo! I go out/don't cosplay/don't use Japanese sayings!" are full of shit. If you download a torrent of a mediocre animu series the day its subbed, you're a weeaboo.

>>8008241

I got to a scene where a teacher sacrificed some chick in a ritual involving a lot of blood and cum. There may or may not have been a goat involved.

Do you like other Weeaboos?

>>8008242

That wasnt me but dou itashimashite.

>>8008269

...I've liked some other weeaboos. I had a good friend who was a total weeaboo. Other than that I don't know too many other weeaboos IRL we are quiet and solitary creatures.

Have you went to a anime convention before? If so, how was it?

>>8008287
Then how do you explain the loud and obnoxious ones that trumpet their love of anime? And why do they usually seem to be chicks that do that, while the males are more low key?

>>8008272
>dou itashimashite

What the fuck do you think you're doing?

>>8008299

No, I was thinking of going to the Detroit Anime Convention then I decided not to.

>>8008305

Female weeaboos ("weeabettes") can love anime all they want and still get laid. There are plenty of solitary females though too.

>>8008305

Chicks think they're cute when they do it.

I know this because I used to be "one of those" before my friends all got into yaoi, I didn't, and I got to take a look at us from an outsider's point of view.

>>8008403
Thank you for reforming.

>>8008385
>weeabettes

Stop making up terms you faggot.

>>8008447

No its a good term. If I had a daughter I would name her weeabette.

>>8008445

No prob; now if only I could get my old friends to do the same.

>>8008385
>No, I was thinking of going to the Detroit Anime Convention then I decided not to.

Why you decided not to go?

>>8008485

Weeaboos are good people don't turn them into normalfags.

Why are their faces all scrunched up....the hell it's scaring me.

>>8008489

Because I didn't have anyone to go with. I didn't want to be some lone weeaboo at a convention and what if it sucked? So I decided not to go.

>>8008495

These girls were the kind of weeaboos even other weeaboos hated, hun. You know something's wrong with a girl when even anime club rolls their eyes when she walks in.

>>8008514
I acutally go to conventions alone since my first one (Katsucon 13) in 2007. I even reserve hotels alone. I don't know why, probably because of my nature.

I'm a cosplaying photographer in conventions and I usually pop up at /cgl/ weeks or months before a convention. Hopefully I'm going to make a guide about going to conventions and post it up there soon.

Since you're a weeaboo, how did you discovered 4chan?

>>8008605

4chan is such a popular site its hard to say when I discovered it. Its all over the web as far as I can tell.

>>8008631
When did you first visited the place?
Which imageboard did you first came?

>>8008605

Going to these things alone is so much better.

You don't get into arguments over what you want to do when there are conflicting events.

I do the best-of-both-worlds approach and go to cons my friends from out of town are going to, though.

>>8008643

I visited /a/ first naturally. I can't remember when I first visited, maybe 2 yrs ago?

different weeaboo here,
>>8007011
Yes, but it could drag your plot out with lots of filler and sidetracking before things get going. Sometimes the main character doesn't have that moment of realization until the last episode. It depends on how dense the guy in question is, and how skilled you are at the good kind of manipulation. Whether it works out or not, just enjoy yourself, and even in the worst case there's always new shows next season to look forward to.

>>8007130
no, no, and not really. I've been hanging out with too many real asians anyway, since I'm a creepy fetishist

>>8007417
Pale skin was considered the best in Japan before whites showed up, and the only 3d people with widely varying hair and eye colors are whites, so it's just coincidence. I wish to be the little girl, and find neoteny sexy, and fan service is best when it's in-character, clever, or plot-relevant.

>>8007742
2d girls have the best personalities, since they're written that way. Am NEET, and no relationship, but sometimes sluts just wanted to use me like meat.

>>8007731
One of the previously mentioned sluts started it, no, and durarara.

>>8008305
A certain type of female fan enjoys the attention whoring niche more than anything else.

>>8007770
I have an animated gif that explains this, but it is not original, so mootblox unrelated

>>8008646
Plus, you don't have to worry about hotel damage or any drama. Unless you got good friends.

Currently some of my friends are people who met at anime conventions, I occasionally keep in touch but I do not room with them.

>>8008699
Hey you discovered the website in the same month I did! I actually discovered 4chan via Google while looking for an another chan.

>>8008506
They are kawaii UGUU~ we shop them that way because it's funny.
>>8008605
Not sure where I heard about it, came here to find it was offline during the donation era downtime, fucked off for a while, then randomly came back for no reason a year or two later.
>>8008643
/b/, like all the other worthless shitposters around here. Didn't really pay attention to /a/ until /b/ degenerated to the point where seeing anime pics and discussions became unusual.

What other imageboards on 4chan do you go to OP?

>>8008843

/a/, /r9k/ (to troll) and /adv/ (to troll). Thats about it.

>I have an animated gif that explains this, but it is not original, so mootblox unrelated

Please link or something; this sounds lulzy.

sageru nigger... this thread sux

>>8008878
Dude, if you want to troll people, there's always /b/.

>>8008929

/b/ is so full of trolls that not trolling it is the only way to troll it any more.

>>8008988
It's depressing that /b/ used to be for anime fans to be stupid as an act, but with the expansion of 4chan now it's for everyone to be dumb.

But there is a consequence: the original spirit of /b/ is now split into /a/, /jp/, /c/, /cm/, /d/, /e/, /jp/. With new people coming from the other imageboards, /b/ has changed completely.

There are some good threads on /b/, but you have to sift through 90% of the shit first.

>>8008887
Since I don't have anything to edit animated gifs on this computer, and can't find a copy on google, I'll put it on /b/
>>>/b/208790499

>>8009088
That's the same thing that happens to me.

>>8009088

Thanks.

Also: Ohgod. There's something wrong with my brain and apparently I was unaware that I was trying to act cool.