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  • Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop.
    As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).
    ↑ UPDATED March 16th! ↑
    One of Kimmo's ex-moderators posted hundreds of PMs. They are absolutely hilarious/terrifying.

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    73 KB Anonymous 03/20/10(Sat)23:56:41 No.7990518  
    This is one of my biggest pet peeves.
    I cannot stand people who dont know what the rules of a highway/freeway are.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:00:49 No.7990572
    TRUTH
    aslkjfaslkjflblox
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:02:07 No.7990595
    Custom: right lane is slow, left lane is fast.
    Custom: pass on the left. Rule: then return to the right. Obliviods ignore both.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:05:04 No.7990643
    What.
    >Left lane is for passing only, it's not the FAST lane

    So you're saying that if I'm consistently cruising down the highway, I should move to the right lane after EVERY car I pass, then move BACK to the left lane every time I get to the next car in front of me? How is this considered better driving then simply staying in the one fucking lane as I go past people and only move to the right lane if I need to turn right or if someone faster than me is behind me?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:05:21 No.7990647
    I hate all of these drivers and fact they ignore these rules.

    Typically I will stay and be in the left lane because I am going faster regardless of speed or law and will continually pass people, I stay aware of people in my rearview and will switch lanes if someone is approaching from behind.

    I hate people who cut you off from the right lane.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:06:56 No.7990667
    jesus christ get laid you fuckers
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:06:57 No.7990668
    >>7990643
    >>7990647

    Mild hivemind, we like speeding right?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:09:04 No.7990694
    >>7990667
    no u

    superlaneblox
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:10:47 No.7990717
    Right lane: Slow lane (60-70)
    Middle lane: fast lane (70-80)
    Left lane: fast lane (80+)

    I live in Michigan, EVERYONE follows these rules except for the occasional SLOW ASS FUCKER in the middle lane. Even the cops cruise down the middle. Traffic is congested? Well then all 3 lanes are congested. No one give a shit. I think you made those "rules" up.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:12:27 No.7990734
    driving is for faggots ride a bike everywhere you fucking plebes
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:12:31 No.7990735
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    This is one of my biggest pet peeves.
    I cannot stand signs that dont know what the rules of a highway/freeway are.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:12:34 No.7990736
    >>7990717
    this.

    Who the fuck made these 'rules'? last I checked, this wasn't in the handbook.

    Faggots like op just love making rules on top of rules because hes an aspie faggot. I bet hes the type that always criticizes what people eat at work.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:13:38 No.7990750
    >>7990717
    Cause you are from Michigan, your drivers are all fucktards as it is.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:15:06 No.7990771
    >there are three lanes but you should only drive in one
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:15:14 No.7990774
    >>7990736

    fuck yeah man!
    im just THAT good. I can make up rules as i go along.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:15:36 No.7990779
    >>7990735
    toldblox

    op status:
    [x] told
    [] not told
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:16:31 No.7990790
    >>7990750

    Mich drivers are great because they know that freeways are for going fast.

    Go down to Ohio and watch how fast the cops pull you over for daring to go over 65-70.

    Tell me what is so "good" about leaving 2 whole lanes of traffic open for jack shit?

    >>7990735

    Yeah on the freeway I take to go to work, trucks have to keep left. Cops, construction workers, everyone rides in whatever lane is going the speed they want to go. Obviously no one has heard of the NECKBEARD BOOK OF IMAGINARY ROAD RULES.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:16:49 No.7990793
    >>7990735
    OP PWNED
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:17:30 No.7990807
    The "pass on the left" rule just means don't use the right lane to pass people. It isn't meant to say ONLY USE THE LEFT LANE TO PASS SOMEONE AND NEVER DRIVE IN IT OTHERWISE. According to you, on a two-lane road, the left lane should almost always be empty, while in 3 or more lanes, any lanes other than the two farthest to the right should be completely empty.

    lolutrolme.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:17:46 No.7990811
    >>7990736
    The OP is right and you are troll.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:19:17 No.7990835
    >>7990771

    You are allowed to occasionally go in the middle lane, ONLY TO PASS SOMEONE (and only one and only on your right), and then go back into the right lane. I don't know why the city planners put that left lane in there either, obviously they never heard of the OP's rules for being a good driver.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:20:04 No.7990847
    will this decrease traffic accidents? no. besides this world is over populated anyway the bad driving habits are a way of regulating the population.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:20:38 No.7990856
    >>7990790
    You got me on the Ohio thing, fuckers gave me a ticket when I was on my way to New York. I was just giving you shit, fast driving is good driving in my opinion as long as you don't cut people off.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:21:52 No.7990877
    >>7990835

    Left lane is mostly a traditional holdover from back in the day when people used to drive in lanes other than the right lane. Its like how the days of the week are named after Norse gods.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:22:54 No.7990893
    >>7990807
    That is right. A State Cop told me like this: The left lane is for emergency vehicles, not you unless you're passing.


    So suck a dick, the OP is right. You're a faggot who can't drive. All of you young faggots who acted retarded in this thread should be stripped of your licenses.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:22:57 No.7990895
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    Don't give a fuck, I take the train.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:24:03 No.7990908
    I stay in the middle lane and keep clear distance from everyone else. Speeding and slowing down, and never using cruise control. I piss people off for my own safety. If someone is riding my ass I tap the brakes and they pass me. No one keeps assured clear distance but me it seems.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:24:05 No.7990909
    >>7990835
    You're a fucking idiot. ON a 3 lane highway the left lane is passing lane, the middle lane is travelling lane, and the right lane is exit/entry lane. Faggot.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:24:27 No.7990914
    >>7990893

    State cop was just testing you to check if you were retarded apparently you are.

    I drive in the middle/left lane alongside cops all the time, along with everyone else in the whole damn state. Never been ticketed or pulled over. OP is full of shit.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:24:43 No.7990918
    >>7990877
    No. You're an idiot, faggot, nigger!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:25:41 No.7990928
    >>7990908

    people like you should have your license taken away.
    You belong in the right hand lane.
    People can pass you on the left. If you're in the middle lane then some people might need to pass you on the right -- which is DANGEROUS for everyone -- including YOU!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:26:58 No.7990953
    >>7990835
    >implying that you're NOT THE OP
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:27:04 No.7990954
    >>7990909

    Read the OP you retard. Middle lane is for passing only. Clearly you are a BAD DRIVER and do not know the RULES OF THE ROAD.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:27:12 No.7990956
    rules are meaningless if the majority refuses to recognize them

    go with the flow of traffic
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:28:27 No.7990969
    Oh man. The trolling is HARDCORE in this thread. "MIDDLE LANE IS ONLY FOR PASSING ONLY" LMFAO. You guys are morons for believing the OP.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:29:21 No.7990981
    I cruise in the left lane at a cool 70 mph. Because that's the speed limit and I don't give a fuck.

    Come flying up behind me doing 80 and want me to move?
    Fuck you. Go around if you don't like it.

    Still don't want to move?
    Break check.

    You hit me?
    State of Tennessee says it's your fault.

    >But you did it on purpose!
    I was slowing down because the person if front of me hit their breaks, officer. He just wasn't paying attention. Also, he gave me whiplash. I'm suing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:29:22 No.7990982
    >>7990969
    No one is refuting OP's rules but OP himself
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:29:48 No.7990990
    >>7990956

    This is true. Rules are useless if they are not followed and not enforced.
    HOWEVER!
    Most of the congestion problems and accidents would be avoided if people followed these rules.

    The more of us know them, the more of us follow them, the safer our roads get and the quicker we get from point A to point B.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:30:05 No.7990995
    I'm sure glad my state seems to be filled with bad drivers....having everyone crammed into the right lane with 2+ lanes open would probably suck ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:31:35 No.7991016
    >Driving at 65 - 70

    I'm not American, but I swear the American speed limit on the highway is 55?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:31:43 No.7991019
    >>7990981

    So basically you're that guy doing 70 in the left hand lane for no reason other than to be a fucking asshole. I always wondered why people do this, and know I know--to cause accidents and then look smug about it because 'State of Tennessee says its your fault, neener neener".

    What a classy guy you are.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:32:46 No.7991033
    i just hate it when ppl dont use signals
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:33:42 No.7991046
    >>7991016

    Depends on the state, Michigan its usually 65-70 but nobody actually drives that slow unless they are a SLOW-ASS FUCKER fdksjfdksjfds.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:33:50 No.7991050
    >>7991016
    Depends on where you are. If you are in the countryside it's 60+
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:34:03 No.7991055
    >>7991019

    Yeah, it's not like people drive at high speeds in lanes without traffic in order to get where they want faster. They just want to be assholes to people.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:34:08 No.7991056
    >>7991019
    >that's the speed limit
    You're the one breaking the law, bucko.
    >> (´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits !vY/2a6ErWs 03/21/10(Sun)00:34:21 No.7991061
    I usually cruise at 85 in the left lane, and then use the right lane for passing when I come up to someone else in the left lane who is going slower. Sometimes if someone is going just as fast as I am in the middle lane I'll switch over behind them and stay there.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:34:45 No.7991065
    I can't drive 55
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:35:06 No.7991069
    It's 65 here in Northern California.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:35:26 No.7991072
    >>7991033

    I hate it when old people forget their signals are on and just drive around like that.

    >>7991055

    Uh....70 in the left lane is not fast. He can easily drive that slow in the right lane but he chooses to go slow in the left lane to piss people off. He's an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:36:27 No.7991089
    >>7991056

    Then let the cops give me a ticket, you aren't a fucking cop so why the hell do you ride in the left lane going 70? Does making people late for shit make your dick feel bigger?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:37:26 No.7991101
    >>7991019
    >to cause accidents and then look smug about it
    Naw, actually I do it because 70 mph IS the fucking speed limit and it's there for a reason. It's not a goddamn suggestion.

    I travel the speed limit. Don't come flying up on my ass on the interstate acting like a fucking badass, honking your horn, flashing your lights. I'm not moving, because you don't NEED to go faster. And the law agrees with me.

    >But I'm late for [insert bullshit here]!
    Don't care. You should have woken up and gotten out of the house sooner. You only have yourself to blame.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:37:33 No.7991103
    >>7991056
    Well known fact only reason speeding laws exist is because of gas shortages in the 60&70's. If it wasn't for the revenue they would pretty much be abolished or be 90-100 pending the tire rating. So your law argument is idiotic.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:38:21 No.7991117
    >>7991089
    You're not going to make it to your destination that much sooner, I hope you realize.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:38:49 No.7991125
    >>7991101

    I KNOW its the speed limit, and GOOD FOR YOU if you want to follow it--but why do you follow it in the left lane, if for no other reason than to be an asshole?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:39:18 No.7991134
    lol people obey speed limits and traffic rules? in NY the only real traffic rules are "don't be a slow asshole" and "get the fuck out of the way if you are a slow asshole"
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:39:27 No.7991136
    >>7991117

    Who cares why are you going slow?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:39:35 No.7991138
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    >>7991065
    FUCK YES

    sammyhagarblox
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:40:56 No.7991155
    >>7991101
    No it is not there for a reason, hence you are wrong.
    Look here retard:>>7991103
    Also to add on what he said, engines lacked the design capabilities they do now in that they can regulate the usage and the gearing better.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:41:39 No.7991172
    all i hate is fucksticks that leave their brights on and won't fucking pass me no matter how many times i change lanes.

    learn what fucking high beams are for you idiots
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:42:31 No.7991183
    It's not about fuel economy, retards. It's a safety issue.

    Faster speeds means a larger risk of accident

    It's not rocket science.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:42:48 No.7991188
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    If all lanes are the same speed how can you pass someone going the same speed as you?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:43:32 No.7991202
    >>7990981

    surprise! he doesn't have insurance. suing is unlikely, especially as injuries are part of insurance costs in most cases.
    just one example of how your self-righteousness is likely to backfire. be careful out there.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:44:01 No.7991209
    I follow the speed limit in pedestrian congested areas.

    Freeway has no pedestrians. The only person you might crash into is a SLOW ASS FUCKER going 70 in the LEFT LANE.

    I always wondered why people did that--"maybe they are old and confused"....but no. People literally do it just so they can tap their brakes and be smug assholes about taking up the left lane.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:44:19 No.7991214
    >>7991125
    Why can't you seem to move over to a completely open lane directly to your right and go around since you're in such a fuckin' hurry?

    Like I said, if you're late for something it's your fault. You should have quit jerkin' off when you getting ready to leave and you wouldn't be running late.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:44:35 No.7991218
    >>7991101

    if I dont want to follow the speed limit then thats my business
    move the fuck over.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:45:15 No.7991230
    >>7991183
    >Implying anything over 45 won't result in death in a car accident.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:45:48 No.7991234
    >>7991188

    Yep. All 3 lanes are the same speed. Right lane is for driving. Other 2 lanes are sort of like a sidewalk that nobody is allowed to walk on.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:46:40 No.7991250
    >>7991218
    Yes, it is your business. As such, it should inconvenience you and only you if you think you are above the law.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:47:10 No.7991258
    >>7991214

    I will go into the other lane, but why are you in the left lane in the first place? PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:48:21 No.7991272
    SO THERE'S A RED LIGHT. THE CAR ACROSS THE INTERSECTION HAS HIS LEFT BLINKER ON. AS SOON AS LIGHT TURNS GREEN HE IMMEDIATELY TURNS LEFT. DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK.

    THAT GUY IS ME.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:48:32 No.7991274
    >>7991230
    >implying I did imply that
    >implying I did not say higher speeds are directly proportional to your chances of getting into a car accident
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:48:41 No.7991278
    >>7991155
    This argument is invalid.

    Regardless of the reason the limits were put in place, they exist NOW, they aren't going away, and they're still the law.
    I may not be a cop, but I don't feel like getting pulled over and I will be going the speed limit.
    Don't like it?
    Go around or sit there behind me and suck exhaust.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:48:56 No.7991283
    I ALSO PLAY RAP MUSIC REALLY LOUD THAT GOES BOOM BOOM.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:49:29 No.7991289
    >>7990981

    I do a variation of this, only instead of just trolling people in the left lane, I troll every single person(that I can) that pisses me off on the road. You can accomplish this by cutting me off, cutting someone else off, clearly going way too fast, driving a big fucking car, going too slow, talking on your cell phone, being a woman, being a 16 year old, not moving to let me pass soon enough, or other retarded shit depending on just how much rage I have dwelling inside me on the drive home. Typically, I'll just drive in front of you going SLOW AS FUCK for as long as possible. When I see the gears grinding in your head from my rear view mirror as you begin to pass me, I speed up, keeping you just far back enough that when we make it to the semi-truck going to 60 up ahead, you'll have to back the fuck down and get behind me again. Then, as I have you trapped between me and a 30 foot long 10 foot tall truck, I drop the cruising speed to about 58 and can stay there for as long as 10 minutes as you sit behind me furiously.

    I also remember tricky exits that pop up and surprise drivers, get next to them as it comes up and block the fuck out of 'em, making them get off at some shit-heap exit. You will never see anybody more pissed off than an enraged driver making obscene gestures from across the barrier.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:50:04 No.7991295
    >>7991272
    Holy shit you crashed into me just yesterday. What the fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:50:16 No.7991297
    >>7991272
    Hahahaha not me but made me laugh. I laugh when I see it, and say what a jackass.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:51:22 No.7991314
    MUST GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:51:35 No.7991322
    >>7991274
    >Implying that crash records on highways and freeways are the same and not lower than regular roads, despite higher speeds.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:51:52 No.7991328
    I've been hit once and over the next seven years, had at least 15 near-misses. Half of those drivers had no idea what the hell was around them (lol cellphones) and about 3-4 I literally had to dodge out of the way.

    I'm a pedestrian.
    >> Paco 03/21/10(Sun)00:52:07 No.7991333
    ITT: Anal retention.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:53:28 No.7991355
    >>7991322
    >implying that is due to the enforced speed and not the stop and go fuckery
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:54:10 No.7991365
    >>7991329
    At. All. Times.
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    >>7991278
    >You think you're above the law? Nobody is above the law!!!
    seriously though, you honestly couldn't give a shit about the law. do you really wait the three full seconds at the stop sign? you keep to five mph in parking lots and 25 in residential at all times?
    /forgot my picblox
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:54:56 No.7991374
    >>7991278
    Yeah don't get pulled over then, but switch lanes so you aren't being a cocksucker. I enjoy being stuck behind you because a semi-truck has to go the speed limit in the other lane, stop being a jackass and be a little more courteous asshole. Are you the police now enforcing all the laws?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:55:32 No.7991381
    >>7991365
    ever had sex in a non-missionary position?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:55:38 No.7991382
    >>7990518


    Your stupid picture would have 100% of drivers in the right lane unless they are passing, which would not work in any large city.

    You sir suck at driving
    >> blindside !ozSWRDmbUA!!LJvOEROgv3b 03/21/10(Sun)00:56:30 No.7991393
    >>7990981
    And any good attorney can twist your story in a fucking heartbeat. No such thing as a safe bet when suing. Might wanna remember that buddyboy
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:56:37 No.7991395
    ITT semis don't exist. If you're driving solely in the right lane and passing using the middle lane, you're going to be switching lanes every 2 seconds. Right lane is for semis, middle lane is for driving the speed limit, and left lane is for speeding or passing slow drivers in the middle.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:56:44 No.7991397
    cops will pull you over for doing the speed limit if you're obstructing traffic.

    safety first, retards.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:57:58 No.7991418
    >>7991355
    >implying that the rates aren't the same in stop and go fuckery as opposed to average highway speeds
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:58:21 No.7991425
    i usually cruise in the left lane because traffic moves more quickly in the left lane because everyone in massachusetts is dumb as shit and doesn't know how to drive
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:58:27 No.7991428
    >>7991381
    I must admit I'm not well versed in the positions of the Kama Sutra, but yes, yes I have.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:58:35 No.7991430
    >>7991218
    No.
    >>7991258
    Because I wish to drive at the maximum posted speed I'm allowed to drive and I choose to do so in the far left lane because I can. I don't feel like moving until I'm ready to exit the interstate. If you want to go faster there are two to three other lanes you can temporarily move into to get around. I suggest you do so. I'm staying at my current speed.

    There isn't a cop/state trooper in Tennessee that gives two shit what the damn lane is technically for. But they WILL pull your ass over for going over the speed limit, and you will get a ticket.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:59:02 No.7991438
    Apparently OP lives in a parallel universe where only 1 in 10 families has a motor vehicle or something. Those rules would be sensible if it weren't for the sheer amount of car traffic in the U.S.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)00:59:41 No.7991445
    >>7991418
    >implying the rates would be the same if that fuckery element were eliminated
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:00:20 No.7991453
    someone doesnt live in a city, as these rules wouldnt work here.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:01:05 No.7991467
    >>7991430

    Tennessee sounds like a shitty state then, and driving in the left lane "because you can" makes you a shitty person.

    Also, fucking greentext posters kill yourselves please.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:01:55 No.7991476
    >>7991445
    Rates are the same, I'm the one who sits there and watches, changing the time for the destinations based upon accidents and traffic.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:06:27 No.7991540
    >>7991467
    >Tennessee sounds like a shitty state then, and driving in the left lane "because you can" makes you a shitty person.

    Says the person who is always late for shit, speeds everywhere he goes, and blames everyone in his way for making him more late. Because it's NEVER your fault is?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:09:44 No.7991578
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    Captain! We've got a hit... and my god it's a big one!
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:10:13 No.7991584
    Go as close to the speed limit as you can, if weather permits

    Don't change lanes every few seconds, since it's dangerous to not only you but everyone around you by just a little extra

    Signal when you do change lanes

    There. All the rules you'll never need. The passing stuff is generally bullshit if you understand the above.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:12:41 No.7991626
    >>7991467
    >The left lane is for speeding

    Problem, officer?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:13:06 No.7991634
    In city limits, Semis drive in the 2nd lane, so as to allow the smaller cars the ability to merge properly.

    Also, go read your fucking state driving laws handbooks.

    ALL OF THIS SHIT IS COVERED
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:14:33 No.7991654
    3 lane freeways? What? All the freeways I use are 4-6 lanes. Op's rules confuse me. Although having this many lanes is necessary in Southern California.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:17:03 No.7991686
    >>7991654

    There was a 2 lane freeway in San Jose (880 @ 101), dude that shit was awful, they recently widened it to 5 lanes, so much better.

    Like literally during the weekends all the other freeways would run well and fast EXCEPT FUCKING 880.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:17:15 No.7991689
    >>7991428
    was it before 2003?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:19:41 No.7991721
    Left lane is the fast lane.

    STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOUR GOING THE SPEED LIMIT FAG.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:19:58 No.7991722
    >>7990895

    I totally thought I saw an old guy's tiny cock in that thumbnail.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:22:57 No.7991761
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    For the people who are having trouble grasping this: all other road rules apply. Weaving, for example, is illegal. You are not to WEAVE in and out of traffic.

    However, sticking to these rules, you will notice that traffic ends up flowing a LOT smoother and quicker - even high highly populated/congested areas.
    As long as slow drivers stay to the right, and the faster ones in each successive lane (which what happens when OP's pic is put into practice) then the roads become more efficient.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:25:08 No.7991783
    >>7991686

    Sounds shitty. Thankfully, I mainly just have to drive around Orange County but still try to avoid the freeway unless it's late morning/early afternoon when traffic is fairly light.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:26:55 No.7991806
    >>7991761
    >>7991721
    It's still illegal to go over the speed limit.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:27:02 No.7991807
    >>7991686
    The traffic on 880 is still pretty bad. So many cars on the road. It's horrible. I try to avoid it if I can.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:27:02 No.7991808
    >>7991328
    Ugh, nothing makes you hate drivers more than walking in a city. I was almost hit twice in the course of an hour or two - both times the drivers' faults.
    First, crossing at a crosswalk, have the right of way, driver doesn't both to check traffic as he turns.
    Second, crossing a street. Car sees a stop sign, I start to cross, and when the person I'm with and I are halfway across the street some dumb woman in a car almost hits both us, leading to that awkward situation where one person wants to start moving but sees another start moving so both stop. After a few seconds of this I turned to the girl I was with and said, very angrily (rare occurrence with me, I'm a calm guy), "just fucking walk, she almost hit us, she can wait!"

    Plus the amount of times I was almost hit at crosswalks this summer, I seriously hate most drivers. My age group is too busy speeding and texting as they go through residential areas, and Asian women in SUVs are just a bad mix,
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:31:26 No.7991866
    >>7991807

    I only take 880 to go to the mercado mostly.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:33:58 No.7991888
    Anyone else get in the left hand lane, put on cruise control at 5mph under the limit, then watch the rear view mirror for the funny?

    Never gets old when I'm not in a hurry.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:36:45 No.7991914
    >>7991806
    Nobody is contesting that. The point of this entire argument is that you are a shitty person.

    I hope that clears up some of the confusion.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:36:50 No.7991915
    >>7991888
    I'll be sure to carry pennies and small shards of metal in my car because of you from now on. That way when I finally pull ahead of you and get in front I'll slow down open my sunroof and throw some out at you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:38:53 No.7991940
    >>7991915
    Ideal target right there. Enjoy being late to wherever you're going.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:39:28 No.7991947
    >>7991806
    enjoy being a faggot
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:42:22 No.7991985
    >>7991808
    I bike in a city. Cars treat you like you're a target
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:44:15 No.7992007
    >>7991940
    >implying going to be late somewhere instead of just wanting to be off the road as soon as possible
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:44:40 No.7992010
    I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT ON CRUISE CONTROL IN THE LEFT LANE.

    A) IT'S THE LAW AND YOU SPEEDERS CAN SUCK IT.

    B) IT'S GOD TIER TROLLING.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:45:03 No.7992013
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    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE ALL FAGGOTS.

    THERE IS NO FUCKING THING AS A FUCKING PASSING/SPEED LANE. SINCE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY SAFETY, I'M GOING TO GO AT THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT.

    IF YOU WANT TO RISK YOUR SAFETY, GO AHEAD. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING FOLLOW YOUR OWN ARBITRARILY DICTATED AXIOMS ON WHAT LANE I'M SUPPOSED TO USE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BREAK THE LAW AND INCONVENIENCE *ME*, BUT NOT YOURSELF.

    FUCK OFF FAGS I'M DRIVING IN WHATEVER FUCKING LANE I WANT AND AT THE SPEED LIMIT. DON'T LIKE IT? YOU CAN WEAVE IN AND OUT OF TRAFFIC LIKE A FAGGOT AND RISK YOUR SAFETY.

    OH AND BY THE WAY, WEAVING IS ILLEGAL.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:46:15 No.7992031
    >>7992013
    so were blowjobs till 2003.
    just sayin
    >> twink !IPRJvEnS3o 03/21/10(Sun)01:47:34 No.7992047
    >>7992013
    >ARBITRARILY DICTATED AXIOMS
    are exactly what the speed limits are.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:48:21 No.7992054
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    when you drive a beast like this everyone gets out of your way. pic related its my beast that none of you can afford or keep up with in your pathetic 4 cylinders.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:48:46 No.7992060
    >>7992047

    But they are the law. And if you break the law, you get a ticket.

    What if I break your stupid rule about the 'fast lane'? Some fags behind me start raging?
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:48:58 No.7992063
    >>7992054
    Nice car, but I'll be laughing when gasoline goes the way of the dodo.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:49:30 No.7992070
    >>7992031
    You say that as if law against weaving is as silly as the one against blowjobs.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:50:31 No.7992082
    >>7992063

    Don't hold your breath
    >> twink !IPRJvEnS3o 03/21/10(Sun)01:51:25 No.7992097
    >>7992060
    >implying consequences should dictate my course of action and that it's only wrong if I get punished

    I've never actually gotten a ticket and avoiding one would be the only good reason to not go 80+mph. blocking people who wish to go faster than 65, though, is very inconsiderate. I can't stop you, but you're still a bad person and I'm not
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:52:20 No.7992106
    >>7992070
    perhaps not weaving, but the speed limits themselves are just as silly
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:53:51 No.7992125
    >>7992082
    In terms of efficiency and engineering, yeah 50 years from now combustion cars will be almost non-existent. Planes, rockets, and a few other exceptions will be the only combustion engines.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)01:56:49 No.7992167
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    >>7992097

    I don't go out of my way to drive in the left lane. Actually, I hardly even driven there. I'm not against the 'fast lane' idea, but rather that faggots are actually complaining about slow drivers in that lane and being all self-righteous, thinking that they actually have any sort of RIGHT to complain.

    And yes, I do use consequences to wisely choose my actions, usually in areas such as SHOULD I BREAK THE LAW AND RISK A TICKET AND MY SAFETY BUT CONVENIENCE MYSELF or KEEP IT COOL AND NOT RISK A TICKET AND MY SAFETY AND (SLIGHTLY?) INCONVENIENCE MYSELF.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:07:29 No.7992290
    >i drive the speed limit to be safe
    >and then intentionally give people road rage
    >to be safe
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:12:07 No.7992353
    None of this applies in Phoenix. You go on the freeway, punch the gas pedal, and pray until your next turn-off.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:12:17 No.7992356
    fuck you op i ll stick to my left lane. it makes feel more of a man passing all u slow fucks in the middle lane
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:21:05 No.7992470
    i hate how i am riding in the left lane and theres a car in front of me. being a reasonable man i keep 2-3 car lengths to the car in front. some fagget comes up from behind me and starts riding my ass like i am slowing him down when he can obviously see theres a car in front of me. then they always try to pass me on the right and go back to left lane right in front of me and keep going same speed as before. seriously wtf.

    i remember some grandma on toyota matrix tried to pull that shit on me. i just floored it. it appears cavalier full of people is faster then matrix with a grandma in it. fuck you bitch.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:21:29 No.7992474
    >>7992353
    Your right no one gives a fuck in Phoenix. There are no rules for lanes here.

    When I took my defensive driving class I think it said Phoenix had the highest average for people running red lights.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:23:28 No.7992507
    OP is ironically wrong and the worst driver, believing thier own horseshit.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:25:18 No.7992527
    u guys are pussies

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWMM85YDzbE

    this is video of how they drive in phoenix. no different from how we drive in toronto it seems. go try to drive in moscow or sumthing u ll shit ur pants
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:28:06 No.7992564
    >>7992527

    wow
    what the hell do you need three lanes for??? those cars could fit into one lane with no problems.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:30:35 No.7992583
    I drive 100 in the left hand lane with a 9500ci and ZR4 shifters. If you're in my lane I'm giving you the finger. :)
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)02:31:27 No.7992595
    >>7992564
    thats not the fucking point.

    it might be enough lanes on sunday but during traffic when everyone is going to work i bet all 3 lanes are full
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)03:14:57 No.7993134
    >>7992527

    Bro, seriously. Drive near the Cardinal Stadium.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)03:24:05 No.7993232
    Seriously. Before you took your test for license they gave you this little book to study.

    Those are the rules of the road.

    The rest of this shit is just crap bad drivers have convinced themselves of.

    All lanes are for the posted speed limit. Its the law.
    People can drive slower than the speed limit. Also law.
    In certain states you are required to be in the right lane if you are going slower than the posted limit. Law again.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)12:46:25 No.7997641
    fact

    if you dont know this as fact then you need to read your drivers handbook again
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)12:49:03 No.7997676
    OP you are aware rules vary by state right? Here there is no such thing as the passing lane or the fast lane. All traffic is expected to not exceed posted speed limits, slower traffic supposed to keep right, passing is only to be done on the left, but the left hand lane isn't only for passing. Further you can be ticketed for going the speed limit or lower if weather conditions are bad and an officer determines the speed you were going was reckless under the circumstances.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:04:55 No.7997872
    >>7997676

    so basically, you agree with OP's picture and you're just an idiot for not realizing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:05:45 No.7997889
    >>7997872
    No, OP said the left lane is for passing only, in my state that is not true. The left lane is the only lane for passing, but it isn't only for passing.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:07:17 No.7997910
    Fun fact: you're not breaking the law if nobody catches you.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:07:47 No.7997918
    What if I'm never done passing? I drive I-75 in the left lane to get around EVERYONE because I'm cool driving 95 mph. But that's because I'm not a pussy.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:14:57 No.7998021
    >>7997918

    then there isnt a problem.
    weaving is illigal so as long as you're going back to the right when there is a reasonable space to cruise in, you're not doing anything wrong.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:20:37 No.7998091
    OP you're an anal retentive fuckwit or a troll. No one drives by those textbook definitions, if everyone were to use just one lane as the default we'd have massive congestion problems. Only point I'll agree on is the cruising at the same speed one.
    >> Anonymous 03/21/10(Sun)13:21:22 No.7998100
    I just stick to the right lane if I am going the speed limit because I don't want anyone to road rage because they believe (like some idiots in here) that the left lane is the "illegally going above the speed limit lane".

    Seriously the last thing I need is some crazy shit throwing a crowbar through my window because I was trying to be a tough guy on the highway.



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