The challenge... is accepted.

http://www.xvideos.com/video103370/dad_catches_daughter

>>797165
DID SHE JUST THROW HER DILDO AT HER DAD?!

>>797165
Also...
WHY DID HER DAD STARE SO LONG?!

Reminds me of that Japanese muppet porn. Nice looking girl you could actually fap to (unlike that mom) but dem moans.

After the music fades out, you realize the moaning is fake and just voiced over.

>>797193
>See very attractive underage girl masturbating
>Natural instinct as a male is to stare

>>797193
what do you mean. He opened the door. Hey watsgoing on here and then got a dildo to the face. That wasn't long at all.

>>797165
That dad had to be derping pretty hard after getting a dildo tossed at him.

>>797193
Deer-In-Headlights syndrome. The victims mind is too busy confronting what they just saw to think of how to react.

This thread'll never take off because the first two posts are the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.

>>797193
It always looks longer to bystanders. Especially when you watch it multiple times.

here you go op

http://efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

>>798135

I raise you this

http://efukt.com/20911_Man_Of_The_Year.html

>>798197

Say what you will, but that's clearly a man who knows what he likes.

I don't have the link, but try searching for "There's a Negro in my Daughter".

Bump for more, these are funny.

http://efukt.com/20892_Ukrainian_Girl_Got_Talent.html
>the slow mo of that suction thing I have no idea

>>798326
try "there's a negro in my mother", way funnier

you guys are smalltime.

http://efukt.com/2334_The_Effects_Of_Interracial_Sex.html

/thread

http://efukt.com/20941_From_HOT_To_CREEPY_In_5_Seconds.html

>>798491
no that sucked

>>798442

Laughed when I saw it
Lost it when I listened to it

>>797114
this is the best everyone should watch it

http://efukt.com/20757_Fart_Fail_-_HILARIOUS.html

I refuse to believe that there are people as pathetic and retarded as OP.

>>797165
I like how even though she was clearly moaning the dad still walks in.

>>798718

why are we all assuming that's her dad? he looks kinda young, could be a roommate

>>798197
>>798135

this are hilarious

one of my favs

http://efukt.com/2341_The_Orgasm_Of_Death.html

awww niiigga

http://www.1mandp.com/

http://www.redtube.com/38170

Idon't have a link, but there was that guy who lost his virginity to some porn star. Awkward as fuck.

WHERE THE FUCK'S THE CHICKEN?!

yeah, man. don't call it "cum, chicken and watermelon"
and then have no chicken.

http://theblowhole.com/

Oh how I wish it were real...

>>800638

I think I am now officially into some weird shit.

http://efukt.com/20858_Convicted_Killer_Hates_Anal.html

1:22 to the end is hilarious.

>>799614

Did you try "virgin porn star" in google? Go do that, then get back to us.

bumping for hilarity

muteblocksmotherfucker

Y'know, no one ever said that these all have to be porn.

muhyootuhbuhloxuh

>>798135
Challenge completed.

Anyone know if that vids legit? I want to believe she got brain damage but I doubt its possible.

>>799492
>>799492
>>799492
HOLY SHIT this cant be beaten, im convinced.

http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html

How about these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M

>>805631
>>805631

I didn't watch all the videos here but most of them are shit... this is the exception. Fucking love this. Anymore like this?

Done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXWFv657LM

>>805708
>you probably don't make too much money with tits like those
jesus christ that girl's face is fantastic what the fuck happened

holy shit i've had so much trouble finding this in the past. one of my favorites.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/32905/double-penetration-accident/

>>805770
>>805770

LOL that's pretty good too. Cut too short though. I would've loved to see the next couple minutes of that one.

>>805770
poor wolfgang ;_;

http://efukt.com/20936_LOL:_Dude_Kills_Fly_During_Rough_Anal.html
And manditory fucked up clip of the day.

>>805848
Shit, forgot the link.
http://efukt.com/20895_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html

>>805848
i'm gonna throw up god damn it that was disgusting in every way

>>805644
What the fucking fuck am I watching here.

>>805856
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
i want to die oh god why why why???

>>805856
HOLY FUCK WAT FUK DID I JUST WATCH

>>798442

That's not funny that's just disturbing.

WTF MAN.jpg

www.redtube.com/400

>>805571
Nah. I've seen a different vid of a chick doing the same thing. It's on m0therless somewhere, she asks the guy who's controlling the machine if she can cum, than he turns it up and she just turns spastic. Same nonsensical slurring and stuff.

tfw you will never reach another plane of existence through orgasm

>>806048
>Meet hung dude who knows how to fuck
>Few minutes or relentless prostate pounding, another pane of existence reached

I think this thread just turned me gay.

what has been seen..........

I'm officially fucking turned off of real porn now thanks to this thread.

>http://efukt.com/20698_Pornstars_+_Cocaine_=_WIN.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_p0qAIuHdE

Oh dear christ why

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRjNnnLOpmE&feature=player_embedded

It's funny because people pay money for those things.

Some of the shit in this thread is just pants-pissing hilarious. Nice job, everybody.

muteblockjustincase

Challenge accepted.

http://nsfw.totallyupyours.com/48de41b23caca-deaf_girl_wants_to_be_a_porn_star.html
http://www.slutload.com/watch/uWjf0B2OIrK/Deaf-girl-still-wants-to-be-a-pornstar.html

>>806996
>that deaf girl
Its like shes a retarded scooby doo

>>806996

What in the fuck?

kdbiksdbldvbslivdb

bumping for MOAR!

mootbloxafgiaegfiauefi

>>805856

Looks like Steve Martin.

>>806996
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muteblock

>>806545
HOW is that funny?

myuteblokoh

fuck you all fuckers fucking nigger shit fags. why the fuck was this necro'ed

>>809199
It wasn't, faggot. This thread has been getting periodic updates for the past 24 hours. It will hopefully get updates for the next 24 hours because it's fucking awesome.

This is like the best thread ever.

>>809475
Hands down. The cameraman insulting the pornstars has to be the single funniest thing I've ever seen. LOL'd like a motherfucker.

http://efukt.com/20909_Sex_On_The_Beach_FAIL.html

You won't find a funnier use of music.

bumping the greatest thread of all time

mutemotherfuckingblock

>>809475

It's like the thread to show someone when introducing them to the awesome side of the internet. The one without reddit, facebook and all other shit.

Is it wrong to ask for this to be archived?

>>810912

How about we get some moar vids first? I'd really like to see some non-porn stuff, but moar porn hilarity is cool, too.

>>810912
If you want it archived then go here and vote for it yourself:

http://www.chanarchive.org/requests

Personally I think we should wait until there's more content, but whatever.

http://efukt.com/20930_HURRY_UP_and_CUM!.html
http://efukt.com/20824_Intellectual_Fail.html
http://efukt.com/20782_Balls_Deep_or_GTFO.html
http://efukt.com/20777_38_Years_Without_Ejaculation.html
http://efukt.com/20733_Daughter_Of_The_Year.html
http://efukt.com/20718_Masculinity_Fail.html
For your viewing pleasure

>>806996
>just at the end some one spits in her eye...
>lost

Watch and learn from this Nigerian master-PUA how to get dem white wimminz.
http://efukt.com/20710_How_To_Get_A_Girls_Digits.html

>>811586
Awesome. These are great, man, thanks.

fgdshgndg

>>805644
ALL OF MY INTERNETS

Is it bad that I know who's ass that is?

http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar

Just watch any of this or skip to the part where they start undressing. It's all awkward but the actual fucking part is more awkward than you'd expect.

There's no way anyone could legitimately be this terrible.

>>799492

holy shit i lold

a1b2c3

>>799614
>>799614
>>799614
>>799614
Oh god I remember this! The part where he starts licking her feet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF6ePXRr91U

I'm actually laughing. This is actually funny. Bravo

http://efukt.com/20895_The_Dangers_Of_CBT.html
i fuckin died after this one.

>>816178
No it's not. It would be better though if you'd tell the rest of us.

>Not posting the greatest efukt video of all time

http://efukt.com/20943_Goober_Finally_Loses_Bukkake_Virginity.html

>>817968
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is THE single most awkward thing I have ever seen! I have been literally loling non stop for the past 5 minutes. WOW!

>>816402
It's legit, he won a competition if I remember correctly.

>>797114
Holy shit, I thought he was fucking David Lee Roth there for a minute.

>winning a contest and having to lose virginity to David Lee Roth

Not really my thing.

>>805644
I don't know why these are so goddamn funny, but I lol'd my ass off.

That 2nd video especially, jesus fuck.

>>817968
Alright, which one of you assholes in the guy in this vid?

These porn videos are great and all, but could we get some NON porn funny videos in this thread?

anyone remember the one with the two girls playing with vibrators and one has a strong english accent and spouts of such gems like "ooh wow thats excellent" and "time to go into over drive ladies" or something along those lines?

>>820614
I have no idea what you're talking about. Can you give any more deatils other than that?

http://xxxbunker.com/porn_bloopers_compilation

Back in 1989 there was an entire full feature length film released by a porn studio that was nothing but blooper clips from various late 80s porn movies. The title of the video was "The Wacky World of X Rated Bloopers". It's not the funniest stuff, but it's related to much of the content in this thread and it's a fascinating look at the porn industry behind the scenes back in the day. Fortunately for all y'all I found a stream of the entire full length movie.

http://xxxbunker.com/wacky_world_of_xrated_bloopers_1989

BEFORE YOU START WATCHING IT MAKE SURE YOU ARE NOT WEARING HEADPHONES. OR IF YOU ARE AT LEAST TURN THE SOUND WAY DOWN. THERE ARE SOME EXTREME HIGH FREQUENCIES INEXPLICABLY PLAYED NEAR THE BEGINNING A FEW TIMES.

http://xxxbunker.com/3544028

First one is legendary. I'd post the gif, but it's too big for /r9k/.

Mission completed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

NOTHING on the entire internet has ever made me LOL harder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVEO7zDj3bw

>>821663
fuckin made it thru the whole thing then sped up blowjobs, so good

>>805644
this was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I almost died laughing. Can't believe I haven't seen it before!

>still no Octocock
http://www.efukt.com/1952_Octocock.html

>>821676
If you find that funny, you're probably in the region of 12-15 years old and thus should gtfo.

>>805856
my dick just threw up

>>811952
yeah any girl would love to be with niggers like that!!

>>801375
The fuck was that? I haven't laughed like this since I first saw that /b/ porn movie.

so much WTF in one thread

i love you, old /b/

>>817968
/r9k/ IRL.

http://jarsquatter.com/other.html

http://efukt.com/20742_Awesome_Fail.html

a classic

BEST. THREAD. EVAR.

MUTEINGBLOXORZ

POKEMONS
not a porn, but whatever.

best thread i've seen so far on the new /r9k/.

muteblockahuaSDHD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_1K00l_VSw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og9B3BEnBHo

Pornstars talk to their moms on the phone while shooting anal scenes.

http://www.efukt.com/20733_Daughter_Of_The_Year.html
http://www.efukt.com/20752_Daughter_Of_The_Year_2.html

>>805856
My penis used Withdraw IRL.

>>831656
ahh i love these kinda vids

I remember when arcanine was first a board we had a similar thread.
THere was this one video that I cant seem to find, its an asian being fucked for like 30 seconds while making crazy sounds.
Then the sounds are played over a video of a car race and it fit perfectly to her moans.

>>832274
Found it with my first google. Learn to google.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3qubMl0vF8

>>832294
Or, for 2 extra seconds at the start:

http://www.spankwire.com/Moaning-Girl-or-Formula-1-Racer/video22294/

Good thread fellas. You done made me proud.

>>831656
The part where she puts her mom on speaker in the second vid and the guys start saying that they want to DP her is nuts.

part 2 is even funnier than the first (posted recently on the site too)

http://efukt.com/20954_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_II.html

http://efukt.com/20919_1st_Blowjob_-_FEELS_GOOD_MAN.html

> Just one touch of his penis and he turns into Quasimoto with Asperger syndrome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGSVYgcy24Q
Sex related, but it teaches you a lesson.

I can't even handle this thread

>>832462
>listening to music
>dude shaking his head in time
Lost it.

>>805631
>that feel when your ass and boobs are just as gross

Beat this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPyH8U_aPoU

>>836843
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQuBrIF1dic

Game on.

http://www.pornotube.com/channels.php?channelId=202&m=1672938

Try and beat me. Just try.

>>839145
Oh god, who thought that would be a fucking good idea? They must of been high of their asses.

>>801375

>Some kind of Tesla Coil / Grand Harp musical hybrid

WHERE CAN I GET ONE

>>805631
>so what do you with your spare time, besides bein' chubby?

I lost it.
Holy shit, I lost it.

>>797114
Is anyone else bothered by the fact that the cartoon girl's ass looks more like a weird pair of tits than an ass?

Here you go OP:
http://www.totallyupyours.com/48de41b23caca-deaf_girl_wants_to_be_a_porn_star.html

>>839205
Already been posted

>>839191
Does that thing work? And where would the money go? PayPal?

Desperately poor anon here.

>all these efukt links

best website or bestest website?

>>806528
Holy fucking shit I laughed so hard I almost died jesus christ swag

>>797114

I'm pissing myself laughing at this. The music is so perfect.

http://efukt.com/20821_Priceless_O-Face.html

http://efukt.com/20784_Epic_Naked_Man.html

the music and the slowmo zoom in make it perfect

>>805644

This is fucking gold my friend.

>fuckyouwordfiltersuckabagofdicks

Fucking Russians are crazy,
http://efukt.com/196_The_Love_Plug.html

http://efukt.com/20511_Life_Support_Porn.html

It's funny because even he has had more action than a lot of r9k

Anyone have the video that goes with this?

>>839553
It's already been posted

>>839553
It's right here: >>821663

Also, this thread, dfespite being the greatest in 4chan history, is getting anihalated in the archives. If you want to make sure it gets permanently archived then go here and vote it up, because otherwise it's going to get deleted:

http://www.chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/30155/r9k-your-mission-should-you-choose-to-accept-it-find-anyt
hing-funnier-than-this-http-www-youporn-c

>>836843
>Beat this.

Mission accomplished.

mootbloxthghthjfj

>>805631
This takes the cake. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Holy fuck.

>>821619
Bing Crosby around eleven minutes

>>817968
rofl. who was the pornstar that helped him?

>>839752
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I burst into treats

>>798135

haven't watched any past this yet but i just have to say this was the funniest thing i have seen in ages

incredible

>>840480
You're in for a treat because the rest of the thread actually gets better after that.

>>839752
I... I don't even know what to say. Does anyone have video of this? Or at least know where the fuck that gif is from?

>>840139
seconding this request

good to see this thread still up

>>805644

Oh my fucking god i'm literally crying with laughter while typing this.

You sir, win the internet.

>>840682
>>840139
Nikki Hunter.
Check out her infamous meatholes scene.

all we have are


raisins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVibNKrp8sQ

I tried to post that gif of the guy grabbing the ice cream out of the cone in the drive thru, but I got fucking muted for it.

>>841103
But that's not funny.

Pretty old but never stops making me smile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiLXx-0W8Q4

This thread deserves an archive

>>805644

I may be a slightly drunk, but when the flute started I lost everything. I actually cried. twice.

>>841343
It's already in the archives, but the faggots over there are downvoting it so it's going to get deleted. If you want to vote it up to make sure it gets archived then go here and upvote it:

http://www.chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/30155/r9k-your-mission-should-you-choose-to-accept-it-find-anyt
hing-funnier-than-this-http-www-youporn-c

>>841128
Bullshit that's not funny. It's the funniest fucking gif on the internet.

>>841392
THIS. Everyone do this.

muyootuhbulloxuh

HOW has this not been posted yet?

http://xxxbunker.com/diesel_sfw_xxx_video

>>845070
classic.

muuthobollocksing

http://www.xvideos.com/video920404/fuck_me_indie_ass_-_andy_san_dimas

It's funnier if you post on /mu/ or had any contact with a pseudo hipster

http://efukt.com/20888_Double_Vadge_FAIL.html

I don't even know how to feel about this one
http://efukt.com/20860_Queef_Off.html

http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar

Don't know who this girl is but I would like to know

>>852799
It's Britney Skye

>>832386
OH MAN


MUTEBLOXAN

>>801375
oh god anal sex looks so painful, fuck that.

>>848243

Wow, that is the most retarded theme for a porno ever. Hipsters really are sub human.

http://www.xvideos.com/video326602/funny_sexy_cartoons

muteblockwuhpr9ug

>>854438
Her face is ugly and neither of them are in the least bit hip. But then that's what hipsters are. Fake poseurs with no real taste.

>>855290
>implying being hip is not a bad thing

bumping so that I can look for moar stuff to contribute later

muteblox

http://www.efukt.com/20954_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_II.html
fucking hilarious

http://efukt.com/20899_Hooker_Accidentally_Craps_Herself_.html
http://efukt.com/20928_Premature_Ejaculation..._LIKE_A_BOSS.html

>>862194

That second one..lol

http://www.spankwire.com/Get-FUCKED-the-outtakes/video110999/

Boom. I win.

Always thought this was funny as fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5aRcwHULaI

I don't even know if this shit is real or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMpXmpGpEF0

http://efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brothers.html

wuuuuuuuut

bumping the greatest thread of all time

I dare you to watch this without laughing so hard you do too.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81747748/

http://efukt.com/2095_Making_Porno_Is_Fun.html
>I'm a Unicorn

http://efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html

This one isn't funny, but it involves lots of giggling and will make you wish you were that guy.

Atta boy, Bill! Get 'er!

http://efukt.com/20645_There_Goes_My_Porn_Career.html

>>873111

anyone know the girl's name in the retro vid?

/r/ing the eFukt video where some black girl is riding a black guy, he jizzes quickly, she tries to talk him into eating her out. He's all "naw fuck that shit. I'm not licking up my cum. Get the fuck off."

>>876667
Oh god I remember that one. Shit was pretty funny.

>>876667
>>876671
http://efukt.com/20928_Premature_Ejaculation..._LIKE_A_BOSS.html

Great stuff.

>>797114
That's it everyone!! THE INTERNETS OVER!!!! EVERYONE GO HOME!!!!!

http://efukt.com/1755_Foot_Long_Weiner_.html
I love the interbuttz

bump for interest

http://www.m90.org/video/60967/Dude_privately_records_girls_shitting_and_pissing_in_a_public_bathroo
m/

>>816402
I've got this problem dude. Isn't funny.

If you liked http://efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html you'll love http://efukt.com/20954_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_II.html

Behold!
Motherless.com/AE3997B

i only wish i could be this funny
http://www.redtube.com/4020

>>876841
>mfw

skfdjohgpsouhgp;asoiuh[aouhvsiofd;jdfv

Personal favorite.

http://efukt.com/20846_The_BUSTED_Compilation.html

>>876902

>you will never be an alpha-asshole like this guy

Gotta say, that was funny as fuck.

>>878314
OH WOW! Does anyone have anymore like this?

>>878314
>>880270
Seconded. Would love to see more vids of people getting caught fucking or masturbating.

this shit makes me laugh http://www.redtube.com/41144 anyone else wonder if
any fish ate his milk? wouldent salt water hurt? shits fucked up!

>>817968
That truly is my favorite. What's the music that plays when he finally finishes?

>>817968

I can't believe no one has posted the other vid of this guy yet.

http://efukt.com/20906_Goober_Crashes_Bukkake_Party_.html

http://efukt.com/20614_Babysitting_Fail.html

http://efukt.com/20655_My_Sister_Caught_Me_Masturbating.html

>>805631
I cried a little. That was glorious.

>>839413
>north american outlet

Pants pissingly funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tRHir8hJzQ

holy mother of fuck how does this thread still exist

I recognize this thread....
>12/19/11
>MFW

http://efukt.com/20725_Lemme_Smell_Yo_Dick.html
Jesse, you been out fucking the sheeps?

http://efukt.com/20739_Twig_Girl.html
This one is more confusing as fuck than anything

Beat these.

http://efukt.com/20940_Brazillian_Fucks_600_Men_For_Nothing!.html

http://efukt.com/20880_Hobo_Outwits_Prostitute_[CLASSIC].html

http://efukt.com/20653_MOM?_FUUUUUUUUU!.html

http://efukt.com/20889_Drivethru_Facial.html

http://efukt.com/20814_Pornstar_Cries_Over_Insult.html

http://efukt.com/20825_Mother-Daughter_Porno_Fail.html

http://efukt.com/20890_Pornstar_Loses_Her_Shit.html

http://efukt.com/20900_How_To_Fuck_Like_White_Trash.html

http://efukt.com/20833_Gangbanged_Into_Orgasmic_Bliss.html

http://efukt.com/20933_Biggest_Bitch_In_Porn?.html

http://efukt.com/20877_Rage_Quit.html

>>885674
That's nothing. There's this thread on /h/ that's almost 6 months old.
>>>/h/3059780

>>894180
Another board has a thread from May. Even says 'this doesn't need to be stickied since it will stay up forever'.

Only annoyance is that the stuff linked in this thread is all old.

These are some of the best efukt vids that I haven't seen posted yet. If you only watch one of these then watch the last one. One of the funniest things I have ever seen.

http://efukt.com/20868_The_Dangers_Of_Threesomes.html

http://efukt.com/20664_I_Lost_My_Virginity_To_A_Dog.html

http://efukt.com/20644_Uhhh_That's_Not_Cum....html

http://efukt.com/20699_The_Speechless_Slut.html

http://efukt.com/20750_Girl_Orgasms_Via_Rollercoaster.html

http://efukt.com/20734_Threesome_Fail.html

http://efukt.com/20634_Maid_Mayhem.html

http://efukt.com/20697_The_Craziest_Of_All_Crazy_Bitches.html

http://efukt.com/20903_HARDER!_Or_I_Cant_Cum!.html

http://efukt.com/20847_Gangbang_Fail.html

http://efukt.com/20908_She_Claims_She_Fucked_Her....html

http://efukt.com/20638_Russian_Teacher_Gets_Sharked.html

http://efukt.com/20698_Pornstars_+_Cocaine_=_WIN.html