when you see someone make a funny face you think of a reaction image

>>7932453
I do that shit.
I always pull the "How do you spell your name?".
works most of the time.

...you accidentally refer to the person who starts a conversation as OP

>>7932453

you post on r9k

All you do socially is try to sound angrier and smarter than everyone else, resulting in outcast.

you say implying when you hear someone say something stupid

when my friend was suicidal i yelled 'DO IT FAGGOT'

he did :[

you catch yourself trying to greentext on facebook and aim.

You can't help but roll your eyes when a greasy neckbeard shows you his "funneh pichars" folder.

You catch yourself thinking "Cool story bro" every now and then.

Then again, if you're like me, you want to kill someone when they actually say that.

When your friend refuses to lend you a buck for a coke, you call him a filthy jew.

>>7932514
Oh fuck, I get the urge to do this. Every time.

You cackle loudly when a fatty slips.

you are DEAD INSIDE, BECAUSE YOU'RE A SOCIOPATH.

NOT THAT I CARE, BECAUSE I AM TOO.

you know practically every big news event before the rest of humanity

say nigger aloud in public or with a group of friends nonchalantly like it's nothing
bonus points for doing it with a nigger actually around or in your group

>>7932574

That's "annoying fucking idiot", not "Anonymous".

You got a "borderline psychopath" score 25-30 on the hare test.

when something bad happens you don't just say "FUCK!", you say fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>7932574
>>7932574

Black guy works at my work, done this.

you've at least once showed one of your friends something that they reacted to with shock and horror. bonus points if you then feigned shock and horror too, even though you showed it to them in the first place because you thought it was funny.

>>7932553
Done shit like this so many times.

pretty much any >implying, >my face, etc I desperately want to say IRL but I know I would sound like a total douche.

you have no reaction to things that shock others, such as cracking jokes about dead babies, or hearing stories of others pain and laughing.

when you have to talk about something you don't like you say sage under your breath

you regularly start telling people a funny story you heard, then when they ask where you heard it, you mumble "a forum...somewhere..."

you realize how people are going to react to something, so you say "inb4 ..."

>>7932619
thhis

>>7932656
man, i have the solution for this.
whenever i mention something from 4chan, i just say "the internet"

you go out of your way to troll your teachers/fellow students.

Fun as hell.

You hear people around you are disturbed by certain pictures, videos or stories that don't even phase you.

>>7932514
This, so bad. Only I catch myself and turn it into "are you implying that...?" so I at least make sense.

>>7932619
This.

>>7932504
And sadly, this.

>>7932691
lol that's what i do whenever i demonstrate my large knowledge of extremely deviant behavior. example:

friend: i found a website where people draw anime of porn!
anon: oh yeah, hentai. you mean like shota, loli, futa, yaoi, ecchi, guro, vore, what?
friend: ...
anon: uh...the internet?

>>7932651
I would never do this because I am not an enormous cum guzzingling /b/tard faggot.

I think I've said "In before he drops the glass" or something similar...

I've had a two hour conversation with a new friend, and as we said goodbye, remembered to ask:

"Oh... I have a general idea, but I never actually learned your real name."

you feel like crying when you hear a friend start to use the word EPIC or FAIL