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Kimmo Alm aka "Sysop" from AnT has been spamming us for YEARS now, and has recently stepped it up. This shit has got to fucking stop. As promised, here are all of the e-mails he has sent me over the years (and my responses).

We've done all we can do about him. We've banned THOUSANDS of proxies, and deleted OVER A HUNDRED THOUSAND spam posts. His attacks continue though, and we've reached the limit of what we can do.
edit: we aren't going to add captcha.

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Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)12:58:01 No.7928976

Hey, any famous people go on /r9k/? Or any of the other boards?
If you're famous and scared to admit it, just post a timestamped picture. You don't have to answer any questions. Just show you're presence.
I bet Bruce Willis is a channer. I remember when he was answering questions on AICN. Kevin Smith? He's gotta be here somewhere.
Christopher Walken, I know you're out there.

I was going to post cute animal gifs as incentive, but apparently none of them are original.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)12:59:41 No.7928998 Patton Oswalt lurks. Then again, he's not really famous.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:00:59 No.7929021 >>7928998 The guy from King of Queens? What the fuck man.

>>	Anonymous !yyJ4N4orEc 03/16/10(Tue)13:03:10 No.7929047 Moot ? mootblox.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:05:41 No.7929079 Moot is too obvious, and not Anonymous.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:06:08 No.7929083 i'm a minor celebrity, but it would be unwise to reveal my identity here as any connection to this site would ruin my career

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:06:41 No.7929090 I'm pretty sure Colbert lurks 4chan, or at least one of his writers.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:07:07 No.7929093 >>7928976 In (y)our dreams!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:07:13 No.7929094 >>7929083 Bullshit and proof. At the very least a hint.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:07:44 No.7929102 >>7929090 I don't think colbert has writers?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:07:56 No.7929103 Fuck Bruce Willis. Asshole in real life. Same goes for Hillary Swank too.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:08:18 No.7929106 >>7929090 i think a lot of comedy writers lurk the chans

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:08:41 No.7929110 >>7929021 Seen his standup, he plays up the uber-nerd routine. I do actually think he is one, though. He sounds too much like me when he talks about comics.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:08:47 No.7929113 >>7929103 Bruce Willis seems like a pretty swish guy IRL. How come?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:09:07 No.7929116 >>7928998 Awesome, he's a funny motherfucker. But I'm curious, how did you acquire this information?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:09:23 No.7929119 >>7928976 I would tell you but you wouldn't believe me anyways.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:10:35 No.7929133 >>7929119 C'mon bro, give us a try. If you're worried we won't believe, photo evidence. Or go on cam with one of us on MSN, or some other instant messenger.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:12:17 No.7929154 >>7928998 Of course he's fucking famous

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:13:27 No.7929173 >>7929154 Hey Patton, hows it going?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:13:49 No.7929178 >>7929133 I've got an image dude, and i need it, unfortunately. just know im here

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:14:28 No.7929190 Chuck Norris here sup bitches.. Okay that was a lie. sorry

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:15:12 No.7929201 Al lot of writers lurk. The actual entertainers are too busy having cocaine fueled orgies.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:16:39 No.7929222 >>7929178 Well atleast tell us who you are?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:18:54 No.7929254 bumping for celebrities

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:23:12 No.7929308 Anyone recall the Stephen Dorff thread? That seemed plausible.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:24:18 No.7929326 >>7929308 Nope, explain?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:24:27 No.7929328 I'm sure theyre on here, but probably on /gif/ fapping to some other celeb...

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:25:58 No.7929349 daniel tosh. his show is basically /b/ given air time. for fucks sake he used the pedobear head as an icon whenever he had a young kid on his show.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:26:58 No.7929368 >>7929349 Daniel Tosh.. are you out there?

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:29:37 No.7929404 I remember the /r9k/ thread with Deadmau5 a while back.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:31:50 No.7929434 I've heard reports of Rick Moranis on /r9k/.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:32:54 No.7929447 >>7929434 the only man my wife would ever leave me for

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:34:19 No.7929462 I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Murray posted here. But nobody would ever believe us.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:37:01 No.7929494 there's a shoop of stephen fry holding an /r9k/ timestamp. i wish it was real, but i bet he is a channer.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:37:08 No.7929495 >>7929434 Hi Rick !

>>	OldPie !!ZpdYLKBlL7Q 03/16/10(Tue)13:37:21 No.7929498 >>7929404 Yeah I was gonna say deadmau5 beat me to it (get it? beat?, electro, BEAT?!) I'm here all night...everyday....all day..... ( . .)

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:37:57 No.7929505 >>7929349 I hate daniel tosh with a passion

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:42:13 No.7929562 >>7929505 why? guys a total bro

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:42:33 No.7929567 >>7929404 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ3Q9lj4lrc

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:47:57 No.7929634 >>7929404 You're still not famous, deadmau5.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:50:09 No.7929665 File1268761809.jpg-(32 KB, 640x480, !!!!!!!!!!!Warriors-Punk-Konra(...).jpg) Celebros, come out tooo plaaaayyy!

>>	!k0BVHmPLGI 03/16/10(Tue)13:56:30 No.7929732 It is honestly such a good feeling knowing that noone on 4chan will ever find out who I really am, so long as I am extra careful I guess. I stopped being afraid of being "dox"d long ago. That is all :D

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:57:36 No.7929749 Brian Posehn here.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:58:49 No.7929766 >>7928998 Spencer is famous! Don't lie to me!

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)13:59:15 No.7929775 >>7929707 well that didnt really tell us much....

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:00:25 No.7929795 Marty Anderson, of Dilute and Okay fame posted in /mu/ about a month back.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:01:02 No.7929806 apparently Katie Perry according to her twitter updates... but not sure if troll

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:02:05 No.7929816 >>7929806 katie perry is a troll

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:33:27 No.7930192 I wouldn't be surprised if Daniel Tosh was a chanfag. He's got the right sense of humor, and his show will occasionally make a subtle reference to memes and such. Could just be the writers, though.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:35:43 No.7930228 Liz Lee from my life as liz said she reads 4chan

>>	moot !lTycVml5kQ 03/16/10(Tue)14:37:02 No.7930247 I'm moot, seriously.

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:38:45 No.7930270 hhhhi gggguiss mmicchaaelll jj.. foxxx heere!!!!

>>	Bob Lulz !.JeS8NKync 03/16/10(Tue)14:42:12 No.7930314 File1268764932.jpg-(57 KB, 750x508, meinmyoffice.jpg) Sup fags. Don't mind me just improving your domestic auto industry one car at a time.

Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:47:08 No.7930370

>>7929113
Not original Bruce Willis hater but back in 03 he cockblocked us in Prague and stole our girls. Ima gonna punch him in the face. He was probably doing us a favor, those girls were stunning but FITLHY WHORES. Still got laid that night but with a more homely woman likely not crab laden

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)14:55:12 No.7930461 you just know Jonathan ross is lurking on /jp/

>>	Anonymous 03/16/10(Tue)15:02:52 No.7930549 There's some scenefaggy musician whose name I forget. Pen and Teller's video game violence episode had a 4chan /v/ reference in it. Basshunter seems a likely candidate.

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