>dat non-troll

well I'll be damned

and I was gonna have him on my 2012 death list...

This has not been a good few years for insane dictators.

news gets around fast.

Well fuck, you're right.
http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il
I guess I'll go and watch Team America in his memory.

You will be missed, Dear Leader.

holy shit. what the fuck. holy shit.
dude
inb4 his successor is crazier than he

>tfw you get all your news from 4chan

Now all the inhabitants of N. Korea get to pretend to be convulsive with grief at the state ceremonies.

I wonder if the CIA will use this in an attempt to destabilize the country.

south korea should invade and unify the peninsula during the power vacuum

>>790854
Being French, i seriously, etc

But anyway, is there going to be a peaceful succession to his tubby son or a power grab shitstorm?

>that feel when I realize all my news comes from 4chan

>>790900
haha i was just thinking that. 'i wonder if 90% or 100% of NKfags are slitting their wrists right now

>>790906
Oh I didn't even realize it was french.
I also normally search for news in English.
Whatever, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il .

>yfw NK is bombed into oblivion

AND the war in Iraq is over. Man, things are kinda looking up lately.

Christ 2011 has been a complete news overload. Is it going to be like this from now on or will shit calm down a little next year?

>>790904
>implying the nk govt hasnt been expecting his death since his stroke in 2008
>implying Kim Jong-Un hasnt slowly been succeeding Kim Jong Il
Who wants to make a bet that this new lardass is going to see the end of his country?

best korea is no more

You will be misssd Dear Leader. All of the world morns its loss.

Who will identify our corn now?

Tears stream down my face.

>>790943
also gaddafi has his ass handed to him
bin laden is dead
castro is probably dead
arab spring

also, dear leader supreme god emperor kim il sung's 100th birthday is in a few months.

The rubber boots must be counted, but the task will never be completed. Grieve is not a strong enough word for what I feel.

It's always calm before the storm

The children won't get their gifts, each hand made and delivered by the Dear Leader this year. Not only do we suffer but so to the children now that the greatest man ever has left.

I hope Tea Girl makes it out of there alive.

Look, even the cows are mourning. They will miss their times with Dear Leader when he took field trips to the farms.

>>790990
i hate when people say that. relax. its also always calm before nothing

>>790904
im banking on a military coup

burma wont be the only country ruled by a junta! not in my asia!

I'm not sure how but even Best Koreas vegetables are probably sad right now.

I have no picture that properly convey my sadness at the passing of the greatest leader of our times, or perhaps all times.

>>790997

>tea girl

;_;

>>790981

According to pickamebia he died in April.

>>791011
Whoa, you mean second greatest surely?

I'm still sad no one will be able to identify corn. Who will identify the corn now? I'm not even sure if this is corn. Dear Leader isn't here to tell me.

>inb4 animatronic Kim Jong-il goes on television stating it was just a joke

This is NK official news site
http://www.kcna.kp/goHome.do?lang=eng
Pyongyang, December 19 (KCNA) -- Leader Kim Jong Il had received medical treatment for his cardiac and cerebrovascular diseases for a long period.

He suffered an advanced acute myocardial infarction, complicated with a serious heart shock, on train on December 17, Juche 100 (2011) for a great mental and physical strain caused by his uninterrupted field guidance tour for the building of a thriving nation.

Every possible first-aid measure was taken immediately but he passed away at 08:30 on December 17.

An autopsy on December 18 fully confirmed the diagnosis of his diseases. -0-

>>791034
ROR'd heartily

I don't support the U.S. intervening in other nations but I think they support South Korea giving his fatass son hell.

>his son is more insane then him
>his son is going to try and take over south korea
>america is going to help south korea
>before you know it it's a full blown WWIII

can't wait.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zYsUqAYg6c

WATCH THIS

I can't wait to see the 2011 version of this video.

So what are we looking at.

He has several sons, and had originally planned on putting one of them in power after him, but some think they might fight for it. Then there's the entire military advisers and generals who might try to take it. Then there's China who will obviously want to make it their puppet state.

I don't think we'll see World War III but it's good that America is out of Iraq so now we can send our troops to Korea.

>>791049
>world war
>the implication being that Russia or China actually would support NK

>>791049
the military hates the son
military coup incoming

RIP Kim Jong-Il

You were a good man. You did what you could for your people, through droughts and famines. You withstood the whole world hating your tiny country and did what you had to do to ensure survival of the DPRK.

You made the best of what the world gave you.

I will drink a little Hennessy in your honor tonight.

>>791029

No less. Dear leader may only be eclipsed by his revered father Kim Il-sung but this is a question that only may only be answered by dear leader's glorious and capable son Kim Jong-un.

>>791038
Is that state media? That's how they're covering it? They're not telling the populace the he ascended into heaven and reverted into an egg and yielded a double rainbow on Mount Paekdu?

>>791066
you don't think china would?

>>791040
>ROR'd

Oh fuck, i completely lost it.

>>791081
Nah, they'd probably cut NK loose if shit kicked off. China doesn't need the shitty PR.

>Some analysts believe that upon Kim Jong-il's death, Jong-un's uncle Chang Sung-taek will act as regent, as Jong-un is presently too inexperienced to immediately lead the country. After his fathers death on December 18, 2011, Homefront is going to happen, as it was prophesied

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un

nice.

>>791084
>reddit

>bloxdickgfd

>>791080
He's dead, they don't have to suck his cock anymore.

>>791097
What does it have to do with reddit? I thought he was just mocking the inability of your aeverage chinaman type to pronounce the letter L.

>>791080
North Koreans aren't ignorant backwoods freaks like the west would make you think.

>>791097
channers have been RORing since team america came out. try harder

>>791080
Could be a sign of an incoming retcon.

we ros ah reedah

we raunch nuke nao

>>791113

Indeed the are intelligent hard workers who eat many meals.

>>791027
whats pickamebia?

So I read this book. Entirely fictional, by Ben Bova, called Able 1 or something like that. It's pretty much what's happening now. He seemed to think that there would be a military coup vs the rebels that wanted the son to take over. Apparently the military coup was backed by China and China gave them nuclear weapons then pretended they didn't so America wouldn't get but hurt when they launched them.

Seems cool.

>>791095
"His eldest half-brother, Kim Jong-nam, had been the favorite to succeed, but reportedly fell out of favour after 2001, when he was caught attempting to enter Japan on a fake passport to visit Tokyo Disneyland.[24]"
LOL no wonder

>>791095
>Chang Sung

>>791094
guess we'll wait and see.
hope nothing happens, i mean we just got out of a fucking war today. We don't need another one.

>>791130
Well the NK Disneyland is fairly shitty. Can't really blame the guy.

as I'm typing in "kim" in google search

it autos to these top news stories

#
Kim Kardashian Trades In Her Wedding Gifts For Rolexes!

OK! Magazine - 7 hours ago
By Star Magazine Kim Kardashian made millions off her short-lived wedding to Kris Humphries, and now she's scored some nice loot off the divorce. ...
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Video: Kris Humphries Wanted to Have Kids 'Right Away' with Kim Kardashian
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#
Kim Kardashian faces more backlash as she's named the Most ill...
"

SERIOUSLY.

FUCKING SERIOUSLY?

FUCKTHISGAYEARTH.jpg

>>791180
I don't know who that is. If i google her and find that she isn't actually a Cardassian i am going to be very disappointed.

>>791196

she's some fat whore socialite who's dad defended OJ simpson

and she is famous for fucking niggers on sex tapes.

>>791049

If canada goes to war with North Korea I'm joining the army.

HOOOOOO RAH MOTHER FUCKER. GONNA KILL ME SOME COMMIE GOOKS

HOMEFRONT WAS RIGHT WE'RE DOOMED!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6NiAGu4_8s&feature=player_embedded

>>791279
>GONNA MAKE FRIENDS WITH SOME COMMIE GOOKS AND GENERALLY ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
>fix'd

>Hear this on the news
>He had a stroke
>His son will be his successor

It just won't be the same.

>>791328
Well it should be more interesting. His son is after all a bit crazier than Dear Leader was. And there's still the opportunity for a military coup.

>>791279
North Korea isn't going to war. China will just take control over North Korea and make it a puppet state the same way America did to South Korea. The last thing China wants is starved refugees pouring into their country and South Korea doesn't want refugees pouring into their country either.

This will be just like that time Osama died. As in, nothing's going to change.

goodright sweet supleme reader

This summer I watched like 30 documentaries and read in ass load of books on the country.

In my professional (lol) opinion - here is what will happen.

The North will open up to the rest of the world, but the elites will maintain their power structure.

In 50 years or so, Korea will be united.

The Kim is dead. Long live the Kim!

I can't wait for that country to open up and have their talented people be exposed to he rest of the world.

North Korean Salsa bands - yes please.

and no one will believe

message received at 9:26 pm,

it is now 11:24 pm

>>791309

typical retarded american.

You do realize canadians killed 1000+ gooks @ the battle of Kapyong.

Stupid faggot.

south korea has announced to the general public to prepare for war.

i'm really scared, you guys.

>>791539
tomorrow is the 19th

WW3 fuck yeah

>Although heavily outnumbered, the 27th Brigade held their positions into the afternoon before the Australians were finally withdrawn to positions in the rear of the brigade, with both sides having suffered heavy casualties. The Chinese then turned their attention to the Canadians on Hill 677, but during a fierce night battle they were unable to dislodge them. The fighting helped blunt the Chinese offensive and the actions of the Australians and Canadians at Kapyong were important in assisting to prevent a breakthrough on the United Nations Command central front, and ultimately the capture of Seoul.

CANADA FUCK YEAH

fucking chinese in the ass.

It's a shame that 50 years later they would take over Vancouver though.

>>791613

The war is at a ceasefire. It's never ended. Also, are you for real? If this shit pops off I'm going to be pissed because shit is finally getting better for me. UGH.

Yeah I know, selfish, but still.

my dad called me couple of mins ago, and told me that in south korea they are having breaking news on every channel saying north korea and south korea MIGHT go to war. not sure when, they said MAYBE soon.

>>791666
Wow. I hope not. That will be Kim Jong Un's first step to world domination.

They are still at war though. They're just not sure what's going to happen because we don't know anything about this new Kim Jung-Un or whatever and some people still aren't sure if there will or wont be a military coup or not.

>>791651

On Wednesday I have a court date for Shoplifting, Assault and driving without insurance.

My life is fucked. I'm planning on pleading guilty and in exchange for a lenient sentence I'm going to tell them I plan on joining the army.

My life sucks ass and I'm prepared to serve my country and redeem my self by fighting for it.

>>791620
>Australians

My Grandfather was in Korea.

He told some Australians to come over later and they would shoot the bull.

>His face when they literally thought they were going to shoot a bull and have a BBQ

>>791713

Good for you, man. I was kind of kidding about that post, but honestly, good for you, I hope you give em hell.

Kim Jong Il was goin2 war wit his bf hu jintao n they were crossin da dmz border to souf korea.

king jonh sed "hu will u ruv me 4evr"

hu said "NO..""

kim jong cryed N ran across da dmz to souf korea but was killed in no mans land

hu was cryin and went to pic up kim's body.

kim was ded.

hu whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will ruv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv kim moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...rike dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx

>>791713
Yeah you do know that's not really a thing right? The whole get an easier sentence if you join the military.

The military is actually pretty strict about taking in criminals or people with sketchy pasts.

>>791861
dont ruin his anime fantasies

>>791713

Don't worry, CWC, I'm sure your father will be proud.

>>791861

>The military is actually pretty strict about taking in criminals or people with sketchy pasts.

I really wouldn't consider myself a criminal.

Just a man who has fallen on hard times. I got layed off and was short on money. I tried to steal some food at a store and was taken down by under cover security.

they are trying to pin "assault" on me because I tried to get away by pushing him away from me when he attacked me. I didn't hurt him nor did I have intentions of hurting him.

>>792818

good luck bro.

Like someone said before, I hope they let you off and get the chance to serve your country.