I read a thread a while back about how some guy stood facing the other way around in lifts to confuse people.

>>7888642
lol the books one is good.

I just tend to ask my professors troll questions with a deadly straight face, and sometimes I can even convince them to agree with me.

Sometimes I get in line for stuff I have no intention of using.

When people make general comments, I give NO response. Like, for example, we're watching a movie and they say I don't know, "he's so sexy" or something, I'd just not even aknowledge it. It's awkward as fuck.

Even better, I get my entire family/group of friends to join in. We all talk and chat but every so often we all just give no response, not even a nod or a smile to someone's question or comment.

Hard to explain.

fart and deny it when there's only 1 other person in the room

bite small hole in center of ketchup packet, fold in half, place in high foot traffic area, repeat. Also fuck up strangers photos as you walk by, bonus points for genital exposure.

>>7888946
This, except that people who look gay usually start whining about this, which only makes me more amused.

>>7888642

The door holding one is a good one, really fucking pisses me off when someone does that to me and im still miles away.

If I feel like someone is driving too close behind me I start driving slower and slower until they get pissed off and pass me.

>>7889035
This, also, when it seems like they're going to pass, floor it, get 5-10 car lengths away, repeat slow down.

when im really bored sitting outside a caffee or similar i tell random people they dropped something.
they fucking look for it for ages before i burst out in laughter.

*point with finger*
"its right there"
*facepalm*

if its a girl i pretend to take a snapshot with fingers.

good lols.

op has some good stuff too :3

>>7889035
>>7889087
Best thing is if you can tell someone is super pissed that you aren't going as fast as they would like, when they finally pass you and go to give you a dirty look just put a huge smile on your face and wave to them. They know that you know they are pissed and that you are only smiling and waving to fuck with them, so they get even more pissed

Pretend to jackoff and act offended when someone looks at me funny
if someone leaves themselves logged on at my school, i'll go in to their network drive. And delete everything


We have the sensors that go off when someone walks out with a book that hasn't been checked out. I put books on puberty and safe sex in peoples bags and watch them get caught.

I like to completely deny saying something that I just said like 30 seconds before in conversation. Even if its something I went on and on about, like a minute later I just totally claim that I never said any of that. Drives people crazy

This isn't IRL but talk to people back and forth on facebook when you comment on their status and then delete all your comments so they look crazy talking to themselves

Get a couple of my bros, go on the freeway, line up our cars and slow a bit for a short while, then pick up speed again. Nothing too drastic, just enough to cause a "wave" of faggots slowing down beind us.

>>7889148
>We have the sensors that go off when someone walks out with a book that hasn't been checked out. I put books on puberty and safe sex in peoples bags and watch them get caught.


God among men

ITT /r9k/ is passive aggressively rebelling against the socially competent.

We all know about farting in the elevator and how satisfying it is to let a smelly one go that is silent.

A few weeks ago I thought I had one, but it turned out to be a loud one. Really loud. The two people I was on the elevator with looked at me like "Dear god man" and I looked at them and went :trollface:. Somehow also very satisfying.

When I'm a grownup, I'm just going to troll the fuck out of people all the time.

As a kitten, there's just so much opportunity to get yelled at :{

Pretend to have something in my hand, then pretend to drop it. See how many people stop and help you look for it.

"Oh no my contact fell out, nobody move"
Walk away.

Bumpan oiut of interest.

My way of trolling is by bumping a thread without making any kind of contribution. Although it's not really IRL trolling.

Riding in back of car? Kneel on seat. Maintain intense eye contact with driver of the car behind. Don't break it. Don't smile or laugh, and if you can't help it, put your mouth lower than the back of your seat.

People fucking hate this. It feels incredibly uncomfortable, but you have to keep going until they drive away. They'll pretty much do anything to avoid looking at you.

Feels good man.

I troll people by getting doubles on 4chan.

>>7889510
My grandfather used to make faces to kids who did this until they called their parents and then proceeded to act like nothing happened. I bet he could out-troll you.

Passive-aggressiveness is not trolling.

It's just passive-aggressiveness, and generally considered both lame, and poor form.

>>7889525
If I'm not feeling up for intense staring, sometimes I lick my lips slowly and run my fingers through my hair and bite my lip and so on.

Nothing makes a middle-aged man more uncomfortable than a bit of jailbait seemingly masturbating to him while her daddy drives her around.

>>7889527
passive aggressive is a response to something, these arnt responses its just finding amusing ways to alleviate boredom.

I dont hold doors open too early because I dont like the person or out of any form of aggression towards them, It just makes me smile.

I know a guy who is a chink but looks like a 4channer. Greasy, ugly, socially uncomfortable. He always carries round to metal rulers which he will sit and "sharpen" against each other through class occasionally "slicing" his pencil case.

He is either an epic troll or a serial killer to be.

Let's see...

This was all in high school.

I took this bottle full of green tea and labeled it 'gorilla urine'. I kept it in my coat pocket and then went into the bathroom, then exited the bathroom with the bottle. The fact that it was still warm really confused some people.

I sometimes just went like "Hey ____" if I see someone I knew the name of, then I'll look away.

These kids who would ask for change all the time... sometimes I'd give them change, other times trash. I'd also ask them for hugs or dances. Some of them got it that I'd give them like a whole dollar for a hug because it was funny. Other kids thought I was the biggest asshole ever because I would want something in return for what I gave.

Just about every sentence I say in my mind has two meanings... the literal and metaphorical one. It's weird. It's like I have to be poetic with every goddamn thing I say.

Passive aggressive is a higher form of aggression used regularly in businesses.

>>7889559
Passive-aggressive behavior can be either active, or reactive. We're just accustomed to seeing it in popular and regular culture as "reacting" to an aggressor. But it's also very intentional. Your door example is a perfect example.

Called a star wrestler at my school a "Nigger". End up getting him banned from wrestling after he cheapshots me when I'm eatting lunch. The nigger is still stalking me. I'm expecting him to stalk me for years to come. Can't wait to get the nigger arrested.

me and my friend do this thing where if you're in somebody's way and they say excuse me or sorry to try pass us we turn on each other and start yelling shit at each like get the fuck out of the way you ignorant prick. it makes the person passing us out feel awkward

>>7889595
How is there any aggression in it though? Sure its petty and spiteful, but I doubt it could be described as aggressive, passive or no.

>>7889595
Much like youre posting.

>>7889622
Me and m friends will also form a line along a footpath and not move out of they way for anyway while we're walking.

Kinda like Richard Ashcroft in Bitter Sweet Symphony video.

>>7889512

naw nigga naw

I like to bring up totally fucked up points in classes to piss of the fat stupid girls who get up in arms at everything I say

the other day we talked about influences in people's lives and traumatic events turn people into annoying whiny pussies, and said rape was the worst of them

>>7889623
Petty and spiteful behavior is aggressive behavior.

Aggression is the harm or dominion over another person. To lord control, to impose either conflict or action from another person - is aggression.

Requests are not aggressive.
Requests with an undertone of threat, are passive aggression - because of the threat.

>>7889649 :-) I figured I'd show by example.

THere's always some kids who mutters the answers to the professor under his breath and I always raise my hand and repeat what he said word-for-word.

He gets red in the face sometimes but still hasn't said anything to me.

There are two sheboons in my bio class who play "de fawtin' game". They basically fart in class and decide whose was best. I am not even bullshitting about that, I know it sounds totally unbelievable but it is true. I'll notice a nasty ass smell like death and look over and these fat baboons are giggling and I'm like :S

>>7889697
Funny thing, the first shooting of that video was canceled because Ashcroft bumped into some guy who beat him up.

Recently, we discussed beauty in french class, and that "real beauty" Dove commercial. I stated that the women were fat and ugly and should lose some weight, because otherwise they would get cardiovascular problems.
In spite of the fact, that my class is 2/3 girls, none of them responded.

>>7888642
Dressed as a kkk on halloween told the niggers I was a pointy ghost.

In like 8th grade we had a big field-trip to an irl theater to watch a play about black people. Before we left, me and my best friend (a filipino gook who is still an epic irl troll to this day) went to the back of our Orchestra class and stole about 60 pencils each.

Every time the light went out in the theater between acts, we would chuck pencils everywhere randomly and we'd hear people saying "OW WHAT THE HELL?!"

You seriously have no idea how funny it was, I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

In like 7th grade we had a huge history project with posterboard. I took my posterboard and ripped it into thirds, took one of the thirds, folded it like a sandwich board, and tacked a piece of school-ruled paper to it saying "this project was very interesting i learned many things"

lolol

>>7889933
>You seriously have no idea how funny it was
>I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

well away of how funny it was :D

more trolling ways, anon :3

At my school, I take the plastic sporks from the cafeteria, draw the awesome face on each one, then slip the into the pockets, backpacks & hoods, as well as other place people would least expect to find such a thing. Or, alternately, I use creepy drawings.

I love the looks of shock, horror, and just plain wtf when people find a spork in the pocket, with no way of knowing how the hell it got there.

>>7890817
LOL RANDUM

Let me guess, you wear goggles and want to be more like tank girl/some anime character?

>>7889176

>Get a couple of my bros, go on the freeway, line up our cars and slow a bit for a short while, then pick up speed again. Nothing too drastic, just enough to cause a "wave" of faggots slowing down beind us.

Oh, thanks for tip about spotting channers.

When the swine flu broke out, I and a friend discussed his "recent trip to Mexico" on the train. Nobody cared about us though :(

in a opposite way, face the elevator.

My friend disappeared for three months for a vacation to his home country (some gook island). I told everyone he was dead (got hit by a car trying to cross the freeway).

in a party pretend to be really drunk and then out of nowhere act all classy and surprised people are noticing you

People where I live love to talk to each other while they stand in line waiting (bank, McDonalds, etc.) but it just annoys me. I tend to keep my shades on when I come in from driving to the place, so it helps my situation all the more: when someone tries to talk to me, I just interrupt them by holding my hand up in their general direction, about chin-level, and shake my head saying "Please, I don't even know you. Don't talk to me." without looking at them.

I look at them out the corner of my eye, and they look uncomfortable as fuck. I especially love it when they do this and we're in line for like 5 more minutes. :3

Also, whenever someone asks me for a cigarette, I always pretend I'm a foreigner from a country they would have no reason knowing the language of. If they look Spanish, I respond in German. If they look White, I respond in Spanish, etc. Hasn't backfired yet.

>>7893459

Ow man thats brutal. How did it turn out when he came back?

The most evil thing I suppose that I do is when I have a class at university that is really large I will wait until about 2.5 weeks before an essay deadline and then go to the library and take out all the core text-books for all the essay questions and keep them until the deadline.


Watch your ass, that is actually against the honor code at most schools if they catch you hiding essential research texts to get an edge they will suspend you

One thing that I did recently. There was a local TV making a reportage about tourists. I was there, and they thought I was a french tourist (I was speaking in french with a french woman), so they filmed me, and I spoke to the camera some nonsense that sounded like french. They were very happy and aired the reportage.

I dress up like a mormon with my friend and ask people if they will accept jesus christ as their lord and saviour. I get my materials and such from a local mormon church.

lols to be had. And free coffee.