Quit being an angsty bitch.

You missed the train already buddy. You should be dead by highschool.

>>7720275
How was your highschool life anon?

Yes. Quit being an angsty bitch.

You will realize what a dumbshit you are before long.
Alternatively you won't and the world will have one less dumbshit in it. Win/win.

>>7720299
Terrible. I had incredibly long hair that I wore terribly, was 300lb at age 17, had no friends, and spent lunch with my head down pretending to sleep. Kids threw shit at me.

Suicide was still at the bottom of my list. Thankfully, I've changed all that shit now, at the age of 21, and life is a ton better.

that's a pretty bird

>>7720379
How did it all change describe your life now?

High school is fucking dumb. If you stay alive and get past it you'll laugh at how stupid it was to worry so much about those "problems."

yes, life gets 100x better after high school.

Suicide came up a couple times, for me, in HS. I think I just fapped more and those thoughts went away.

It's never too early.
One of my earliest memories is me promising myself to an hero if I ever became the monster that my father was (he was raping me at the time and telling me that his daddy did it to him, and that I would do it to my kids).

One small caveat OP, if you're going to top yourself; make sure you ask Jesus to forgive your sins so that when your body dies, your soul will go to heaven.

If anything you're late to the suicide party. You'd better end yourself before it's too late.

it is. wait until after 25, when puberty is finished kicking your ass and you have had a few years of adulthood to gauge how badly you fail at life. Really, you have almost no control over your life, while you are still a teen. your brain isn't finished developing, you still live at home, you have pretty pathetic control over your financial situation. there is a lot that could help your sense of well being that you have no control over. talk to your parents, your teachers, call suicide support hotlines, and wait it out. life gets better

>>7720484
Haha, go on, I'm aroused.

>>7720576
Not much more to it anon, every day I have really bad flashbacks and constant thoughts of suicide.

>>7720415

Lost the weight after I dropped out of high school ( :( ), cut my hair, got my license and GED, and now I work as a delivery driver for a local pizza place.

Made friends through work, through just being more outgoing and trying my best not to be socially-retarded. They invited me out to do shit, met my girlfriend, who is now my roommate, through that. Life isn't so shitty once you stop feeling incredibly sorry for yourself and start to work on yourself.

High school sucked though. Even if I could go back and take advantage of all the advanced classes, get good grades, and set myself up to apply to a decent college, I wouldn't. Shit gets better after high school.

You're essentially trying to leave the theater because the previews suck, before you even see the movie, if you seriously think about killing yourself now. :3

Please post this thread in the following board

>>>/adv/

Next time fucking pay attention.

>>7720681
"You're essentially trying to leave the theater because the previews suck, before you even see the movie."

Never thought about like that. Well at least i know I got good grades and have some honor classes. Thxs Rowbot.

OP, start working out and smoking weed. Really, as long as you get high and aim to have fun and be happy, you will be. I used to have clinical depression before I smoked weed. Now I can get happy for no reason, especially when high. And working out will help just as much; being physically healthy is surprisingly good for your mental health.

Anybody who doesn't think suicide is a completely rational thought when your life is seriously fucked can go jump in front of a bus

>>7720846

No, suicide is in no way rational. It only seems rational because you aren't thinking rationally.

You may think your life is shit, but you can always go lower. It is unlikely that you'll hit bottom without trying or doing some stupid fucking things.

Look on the bright side, you aren't in prison, you have internet access, and if you're in high school you have the rest of your life to turn things around. Not that I particularly care what happens to you, you melodramatic fuck.

Psh, I wanted to kill meself a bit ago. But I decided this; I want to be stronger then the whole fucking world. So I strapped on my big girl panties and chose to just fucking dodge the shit life wanted to throw at me.

I've never kissed a girl.
I'm not handsome.
I'm not talented.

But I'm smart dammit, an I'm gonna go for what I want. THAT'S why I'm alive, because I have three things left to do.

1. Get laid
2. Get rich
3. Beat Ash Ketchum and be a Pokemon master

I swear it, or my name isn't Oak.

>>7720799

Depending on a drug, even weed, when depressed will just make you MORE depressed as you grow more tolerant to it.

There is a graph out there with the info on it, never bothered to save it.

>>7720904
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

Why don't you guys thinking of suicide just 'attempt' it but intentionally botch the job, don't cut deep enough to sever the artery etc, don't swallow enough pills, and make sure you'll be found quickly.

Then you get a week or so in a hospital bed, parents who previously hated you pouring love on you, welfare from the government, etc etc.

Plus I'm sure if any girls get wind of it, they'll think it's super edgy and sexy.

If you want to cry for help, do it.

>>7720269
I attempted suicide in seventh grade.
Currently in eighth.

>>7720269
No, it's already too late.

>>7720446
>>7720446
actually high school is one of the easiest times of you life and you don't even know it. life gets worse the older you get I would say that under 18 is the easiest it will ever get

>>7720773
Yet the fucking previews are 18 years long and can suck, REALLY BAD especially when you're being mentally abused by parents.

>>7720959
If there's no oxygen circulating to your brain, you're bound to get brain damage. Good luck waking up paralyzed with no speech abilities.

Suicide is the biggest cause of death for people your age.

>>7720994
no. you did not "attempt" suicide.

You attempted to get attention, and you are repeating the effort now.

It's never to early or too late to kill yourself!

>>7721055
I kind of think it depends on what kind of kid you are. Even in my shitty 1br apartment with a roommate, working under 40 hours a week hoping for good tips, paying rent, car insurance, whatever, I'd rather be here than high school again.

High school and the years between 13-18 or whatever are easy for some people, hard for others, and then a fucking struggle for other people.

>>7720681 btw

Fun Fact:

Unbeknownst to most people, over 9000 Americans die of death related deaths each year.

Don't think; just pick one of the following methods:

Fill a water bottle with kerosene, and carry a lighter with you. Sit down in the hall, douse yourself in the fuel, and light yourself on fire. Try to remain quiet and still.

Take Viagra and PCP at the zoo. Try to fuck a tiger or a chimp.

Just sit down, shut up, close your eyes, and will yourself to die.

>>7721179

Hahahahaha I've never heard it put that well before.

>>7721219

I agree. The naturally attractive/"normal" guys get their first girlfriend in 9th grade, usually lose their virginity by 10th, get decent grades C/B range, have lots of friends. Spend senior year partying a lot.

Then you have the ugly freaks who end up dropping out at 16 and browsing r9k all day. Such a waste