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Huan ying huan ying, wo hen xihuan Zhongguo. Wo shi gaoxing!

At least that'll get me on their good sides and not shot immediately.

Ok, whatever. Now I gotta find all the underground kinky whore houses I've been hearing about from asian friends.

give him a hug and say thank you

Laugh my ass of because obviously I'm on some very high quality psychedelics, then go back to bed and wake up the next morning with the small amount of freedom I had last night.

Honestly, I'd grab my AK and start firing.

I know I'd get shot, probably immediately, but I have respect for this country and would defend it if invaded.


there is a difference between OFFENSE and DEFENSE, guess which one our military is damn good at RON PAUL 2012

1. buy a 12 year old chinese girl from them.
2. make sweet love to said little girl.
3. find out if they changed the laws revolving round gun ownership
4. if they have, eat a bullet. I like my guns and don't want them taken away from me.
5. If they haven't changed, make sweet love to the little girl again.

My roomate is chinese, so I would tell them to hold my dick in their native tounge- then play ignorant and say that he told me it means hello.

You dishonorabre to famiry
Vacate my premises

>>771609
>just met the new boss
>same as the old boss

>>771678
11/10

ron paul is unelectable and retarded.

>>771772

I used to love Ron Paul, but then I took a class on macroeconomics

This dude is scary.

>>771785
His economic policy should be the least of your worries.

He want's to stop giving foreign aid to other countries, loans to students, and welfare to the poor and needy. He also doesn't want to go to war with Iran who is literally within days of obtaining a nuclear weapon.

I agree with him on AUDITING the federal reserve...but thats about it.

>>771785
>takes one introductory course
>becomes expert instantly

I bet you are the kind of guy that starts to "analyze" peoples personalities after your introductory psych course.

No wonder everyone loves to hang out with you.

>>771813

Fuck! Without welfare, the niggers and white trash will be committing double the crimes to get money for beer!

>>771844
>implying they won't

Welfare is just cheap insurance to keep lazy mexicans and niggers from robbing places.

Ron paul is a fool to want to unleash the dogs.

>>771844
>they go to jail
>streets are clean again
PREPOSTEROUS

Thank them for saving me from the tyranny and horrors of the american goverment.

Fuck yes communism.
I'm here to serve the state. Allow me to complete my education and I will help the People's Republic expand their conquest of the solar system.

Also, I get to learn at least one form of Chinese, a godtier language.

>>771885
>implying it's that simple
>implying prisons haven't already gone to shit
>implying we have room in our jails to hold the influx of new prisoners
>implying the cost of trying each criminal and keeping them in jail would't be more than just putting a little into welfare

>>771885
We already are running out of space to keep all the pot smokers and coke dealers.

What makes you think that we have room for people that are going to steal to eat/pay for rent.

>>771919
A rational anon...on 4chan?

>>771826

I never claimed to be an expert. I was just pointing out that even with the most basic amount of economic knowledge you should know Paul's policies are fucked in the head.

Just lay down, close your eyes, and chill for a minute, ok?

Besides, I analyze people anyway without the psych class

>Open door
>Get on the floor
>Wat do?
Walk the dinosaur.

>>771983
>Paul's policies are fucked in the head.

Elaborate. I believe that auditing the federal reserve is a good thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB9ShKka_v4&ob=av2n

I think this vid sums this all up.

>I am scientist, Let's begin the extermination

>MFW I thought OP was telling the Homefront Single Player Campaign but then I realised they were Korean in Homefront.

Anyways,I'd go back inside and play vidya.

>>772036
>I believe harassing jews about money is a good thing

I'll go back to my own business as usual. If I react, I will be taken into prison.

>welcome new eastern overlords
>get to eat general tsao's more frequently

>>771609
It's "Wo HEN gaoxing" motherfucker. You just said you are happiness.

I'd also greet them and ask how may I be of service to our new Asian overlords. I'd probably get a high ranking job since our country has always had good relations with the Chinese, even after they split from Moscow and after the fall of the USSR.

nothing, im sure china will administrate this fucking country way better than our current government

mexico by the way

>>772774
say bye bye to your cartels, the triads are a'comin'

>>772781

>implying we want the cartels

at least triads dress in suits and dnot make a mess

>Be American
>it's impossible to occupy the entire nation
>let alone my little shit town of no strategic or military importance
>at best they'd get some of Alaska

I can not relate to this thread. I apologize.

Shrug and go back to sleep.
If their goal is to conquer us they're not going to raze the entire city, especially not where I live.

Actually, no, they probably would since I live in gun-nut MURICA central.

>>771885
and after that you pay even more in tax dollars to keep all of them in jail than you would if you simply paid for their welfare

American military here

Obviously we would all be like "lolwtf china?" and then proceed to stomp there asses with our superior air force, army and navy.

inb4 someone says something about how big their army is

>>772792

>impossible
that word is meaningless, there are always ways to do shit

also

>implying kikes have not occupied your country for centuries now

>>The Chinese invade Canada
>>America would might help, or might want to appease the Chinese
>>If that happens, guerilla warfare
>>fight like the IRA/Taliban against the invaders
>>Win within a decade or so

>>772837

>implying America wouldn't come to your aid immediately

You can't really believe we would want China more than Canada, can you?

>>772785
I know, it sucks. We got gypsies here. Not as bad but still a nuisance.

break out my little red book to join the party

chinese administration could possibly uplift all the third world into 1st world in 50yrs

if only USA would let them conquer us

;___;

It wouldn't be that bad if I had a good education. Eventually the dictatorship would either have to moderate itself and be overthrown, and in the meantime we'd have a semi-decent form of "communism"

>>772901
1520/10

would rage again.

brobotdontbloxmebro

>>772858
this
we have fresh water, anyone nuking us is pants on head retarded

>>772837
guerrilla war only works when the government respects human rights and isn't willing to butcher and torture the population. Sorry

>>771983

Ron Paul is a distinguished chairman of at least one group of economic theory. The idea that you could take a single class and realize that all of his economic policies are "scary" is totally absurd.

You're a fucking retarded Keynesian dog.

Invite the soldier inside for a cup of tea.

I probably wouldn't even notice the difference. There's loads of chinks here already.

>>772945
>liberal economic theory
>not manipulated and marketed by corporations based on value
>cannot into boom/bust cycle
Case closed, court dismissed

>2011
>subscribing to rigid schools of thought
ISHYGDDT

>>772936
>implying butchering and torturing the populace wouldn't push more people over the edge
>implying if your family is murdered there's any reason not to sacrifice yourself to kill the invading dogs

>>773025
>implying the dozens of guerrilla conflicts to face the soviet union and China have ever once caused them to back down
Cross out Afghanistan because that was a money thing

Eh, could be worse - at least I'd probably have a decent job in the civil service/government, just like I do now.

Welcome, to our new Chinese overlords!