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    32 KB General Request & Delivery Thread Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:12:17 No.7679046  
    Whatever you're looking for (certain pics or new website links, film/song recommendations, pegging techniques, or something really random/weird and you -know- somebody's gotta have the answer on this board;etc. whatever is on your mind)...
    Ask for it in here-

    If you're feeling philanthropic, take a look inside the thread, and see if you can deliver on what some Anon is asking for. Do it out of the goodness of your heart and don't expect anything in return :)

    Then make your request and see if someone else can help you out!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:14:09 No.7679065
    I would like one blowjob please
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:14:47 No.7679071
    >>7679065
    Now, that's not very helpful if you don't post your location. Sexual orientation may or may not help.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:15:18 No.7679075
    >>7679065
    Dohohoho Arcanine, never change.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:16:00 No.7679084
    I would like everlasting eternal life and a red bicycle.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:16:21 No.7679091
    I want a woman that's fed up enough with her bullshit little existence to be on the brink of suicide, but that's willing to be my personal little fuck toy instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:16:24 No.7679092
    I want to talk to a girl that's smart, doesn't care about looks, is street smart, and easy going.

    Also, people to troll.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:17:23 No.7679101
    These things are too abstract :_; I can't help out yet
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:18:47 No.7679113
    I want people to post their AIMs so that I may troll them and insult them to make myself feel better.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:19:17 No.7679121
    >>7679101
    Typical whore.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:20:03 No.7679132
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    Recommend me some good audiobooks, please!
    I'm okay with nonfiction as well as fiction.

    I offer a sacrifice of Ramen Chocolate for the Robot Gods
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:23:34 No.7679157
    >>7679113
    randomanon2034. troll away, if you dare.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:26:09 No.7679178
    I need a friend.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:26:39 No.7679182
    I would like a dickgirl with nice large breasts and a cute cock that I can go shopping with and us both try on sexy clothes. Then, I'd bring her home, change into our outfits, and then wrestle them off of each other in a cuddle fight. ...Then the loving starts :3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:27:35 No.7679190
    Friends don't start with r.

    Retards, however, do.

    This explains so much! Thanks OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:29:00 No.7679202
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    >>7679084
    Ceci n'est pas une bicyclette--

    But I did try.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:34:35 No.7679239
    Someone to talk to on Skype. I am so bored.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:34:50 No.7679241
    >>7679202
    It doesn't have the bitchin flames I wanted to make it look like it's hauling ass or the pussy magnet bell but I appreciate you effort.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:35:18 No.7679243
    >>7679190

    You're right.

    I REQUIRE a semi-suicidal woman who's willing to trade her dignity and ability to make choices for herself, in return for a cozy home with a crazy god.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:37:54 No.7679269
    >>7679241
    I do not have the shoop skills to make that happen, but someone else might? It sounds awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:40:58 No.7679297
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    I'd like to Request some Rousing, Rambunctious Rape!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:42:39 No.7679315
    >>7679297
    I only have a 40 lb box of it...

    Is that okay?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)04:53:48 No.7679412
    I want this thread to receive more replies.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:05:18 No.7679476
    Can't hurt to ask, I suppose.

    Anyone have any of Peter Tork's music they'd be kind enough to share? I've looked everywhere for it and I'm in love with the small bit of it I've heard.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:11:09 No.7679516
    Anyone know what its like to feel someone touching your bare skin? I can't remember :(
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:12:37 No.7679529
    >>7679516
    It feels pretty good. You should try it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:14:00 No.7679541
    >>7679529
    Whats the sensation?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:15:03 No.7679549
    >>7679541
    Pull up the pants over your right leg, and move gently the back of your hand over the back of your leg. Gently: you don't want to actually make full contact.

    Like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:15:16 No.7679554
    >>7679476
    Like the former Monkee? Cool! I've found if you type whatever you're looking for into google and then 'blogspot' afterwards, you can usually scrounge up some mp3age
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:18:27 No.7679579
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    >>7679241
    Okay, so I got impatient waiting for other people so I did it myself.

    I renamed it the 'Bi-cy-Kill' because it's so badass.

    See? Fucking DIAMONDS FOR WHEELS, bitches. there's the pussy magnet on front with a little bit of pubes because I didn't know if you wanted the 'pedo' look. And, of course the flames, I couldn't forget those!

    Now, the upkeep is pretty simple on this bad boy; just put a coat of unicorn oil on it every millenia and you're good to go.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:25:28 No.7679640
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    Chick that has a serious thing for guys with rolled-up or pushed-up sleeves here (I need a simpler nickname than that haha maybe that's another request I could make?)

    You don't even have to post face, but I love guys that wear their long-sleeved shirts like that. (especially the dressed up ones) I'd be more than willing to give my explanation behind why I love it so much if asked.

    So there ya have it, Not expecting anything in return, but if ya wanna get all spiffed up for me, that would be awesome.

    Hot shoes unrelated but still hot.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:25:40 No.7679642
    >>7679579
    What abomination have you wrought you froward and mephitic man? That is not the bicycle I had envisioned!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:26:35 No.7679649
    >>7679640
    I role my sleeves up to put my smokes there. Does that count?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:30:39 No.7679693
    >>7679642
    Excellent vocabulary. I shall add it to mine. I had no idea this wasn't what you had envisioned. Maybe someone else could attempt at creating your dream....
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:32:57 No.7679715
    >>7679640
    Please elaborate on your fetish.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:41:21 No.7679779
    I want super degrading porn
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:43:37 No.7679799
    >>7679779
    Sorry, but I don't feel like fucking your mother at the moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:47:48 No.7679825
    >>7679649
    I think so.

    >>7679715
    When I see that sort of thing, I like to believe that he's just returning from a dark corner or alley, just out of sight if you're not paying close attention to the shadows (Or even better, he's en route to one of those niches) where he'll be pressing some woman(me usually haha) up against some hard surface...trapping her... leaning in with one arm up on the wall next to her head... pushing her panties aside with his hand... and passionately fingering her while he murmurs in her ear how he can't wait until she cums for & all over him. Such a hot fantasy of mine.

    And when I get to catch them in the act of rolling or pushing sleeves up? Goosebumps.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:48:11 No.7679831
    >>7679799
    I actually thought about killing you just now...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:50:18 No.7679843
    >>7679831
    It's quite comforting to know someone was thinking about me.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:51:19 No.7679848
    >>7679243
    But are you a semi-merciful God? I could use someone to make all my decisions for me. I just don't know if I could get acclimated to all punishment and no pleasure.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:51:49 No.7679850
    >>7679843
    brb, following through on my impulse.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:53:32 No.7679858
    >>7679850
    I think I should warn you that I'm jacking off right now. Don't be surprised when you open the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:58:06 No.7679884
    >>7679858
    To that tape of me dicking your mom? Good, now I can get it back. One stone, two bird.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)05:59:35 No.7679895
    I hope a few robots know the reference material from whence this is made...

    /r/equesting a Gentleman to record himself reading this particular passage, and doing it justice (Vocaroo.com is quick and easy for this sort of thing.) Hamming it up is encouraged:


    To fap, or not to fap: that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The cumshots and pearl necklaces of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of members,
    And by opposing finish them? To cum: to spooge;
    No more; and by a spooge to say we end
    The blue-balls and the thousand natural pleasures
    That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wish'd. To cum, to spooge;
    To spooge: perchance to snowball: ay, there's the rub;
    For in that spooge of orgasm what dreams may come
    When we have gotten off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause: there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long life;
    For who would bear the whips and scorns of dominatrixes,
    The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's crossdressing,
    The pangs of despised sex, the law's delay,
    The insolence of premature ejaculation and the spurns of women
    That patient merit of the cocks the cockmongler takes,
    When he himself might his orgasm make
    With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary master,
    But that the dread of something after sex,
    The undiscover'd hole from whose bourn
    No traveller returns, puzzles the erection
    And makes us rather bear those cumshots we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus cock does make cowards of us all;
    And thus the native hue of pale basement dwelling cockfags
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of pornography,
    And enterprises of great puss and menstrual blood
    With this regard their cock doth turn awry,
    And lose the name of action.--Soft you now!
    The fair Ophelia! Cumdumpster, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remember'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:00:01 No.7679899
    >>7679884
    Fuck you man, I'm not giving you that tape! That shit is better than Viagra laced with cocaine.
    >> Dux Bellorum !3DqpLhtGXk 02/27/10(Sat)06:03:55 No.7679923
    >>7679895
    Early morning, rusty voice, flemmy throat and I cracked up laughing at the end.

    Enjoy http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgoC0zGJlffOWU9G3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:04:36 No.7679930
    >>7679899
    Fine, on account of your compliment to my homemade movie, I'll spare your life.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:06:52 No.7679940
    >>7679930
    You mind coming by to jerk me off anyways? I have half a bag of potato chips I'm willing to part with.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:07:47 No.7679947
    >>7679923
    I fucking Love you, Dux. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:07:57 No.7679950
    >>7679895
    Thank you for shitting up Shakespear.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:09:27 No.7679960
    >>7679950
    Shakespeare always sucked ass not like my bro Byron.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:12:26 No.7679979
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    >>7679178
    <3 disfiguredblox
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:16:47 No.7680004
    >>7679950
    >shitting up
    >Shakespear

    DOES NOT COMPUTE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:22:43 No.7680047
    >>7679940
    What flavour? Not the person you were replying to, but I'm curious.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:27:11 No.7680078
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    >>7680047
    This flavour and they haven't gotten stale at all.
    potatochipsblocks
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:33:19 No.7680125
    >>7680078
    Those sound good! I'd also like to try ketchup flavored chips before I die. And Poutine.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:38:14 No.7680158
    >>7679960
    I hope you know that Byron was a gay boy too.

    And when you read modernized translations of Shakespear plays, he was WAY ahead of his time. He was like the master of insults and dirty jokes.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:44:42 No.7680202
    >>7680158
    Fucker would rip off Plutarch. Besides it's pretty badass that Byron would dick both women and Mediterranean boys.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:49:26 No.7680227
    >>7680202
    Whaddya mean "would"? He DID dick both men and women.
    And Shakespear had his own writing style. YOU try to write something in iambic pentameter.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)06:55:05 No.7680266
    >>7680227
    Iambic pentameter is worthless. Archilocos never used that shit and wrote the best poetry in the history of man.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)07:00:54 No.7680304
    rectum
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)12:52:41 No.7682653
    bumpitybumpbumpbumpitybump
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)12:55:15 No.7682675
    Someone give me a good IRC server to hang out at, I have no specific interests anymore, I just want somewhere to idle and occasionally talk shit to people.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:09:33 No.7682815
    >>7679157
    So, did you get trolled, then?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:12:38 No.7682857
    >>7679825
    >>7679825
    >>7679825

    iCamebloxx
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:14:33 No.7682875
    Hi great friends!

    I'm looking for a fine RPG to play, with good writing being my foremost desire - stuff like Arcanum, PS:T, the Fallouts, etc. I know I probably won't get stuff of this calibre, but any help would be appreciated. Oh, and, I don't mind if they haven't aged well, but if they're absolutely unintuitive I don't think I'd really manage to get into them.

    Thanks for any suggestions!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:15:39 No.7682891
    >>7679642

    I just learned new words
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:17:05 No.7682909
    I need a link to a good live DJ set. I like house, techno and elektro. Thanks!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:19:10 No.7682926
    >>7679923

    ARE YOU SCOTTISH?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:20:23 No.7682934
    >>7682857
    Hot, yes? I guess I should have specified that I was looking for pictures of guys (on /r9k/) with their sleeves up (with or without face) haha My original post wasn't particularly clear, was it?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:21:15 No.7682946
    >>7682875
    I would like an RPG to play also! Great request!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:27:09 No.7682994
    I don't have a request, so here's a recommendation:

    http://crocodoc.com/
    "crocodoc takes your PDFs, Word documents, and PowerPoint presentations, and lets you view and mark them up online. Documents can be shared with others, who can collaboratively highlight or strikeout text, add notes and comments, and make revisions. All files are stored securely on our servers, and can be password protected and encrypted for maximum security."

    Hope that helps you guys out!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:33:22 No.7683069
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    >>7679640

    delivered? sorta.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:43:27 No.7683169
    >>7683069
    Very awesome! Thank you so much! How long have you been playing?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)13:59:21 No.7683312
    >>7683169

    You're very welcome :) I've been playing on and off for a couple years. I'm pretty much just a poser though :p I can play like 3 things.

    >>7679895

    also, I absolutely had to do this hahaha. Sorry about my shit mic.

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vzDc2OT4HzaRovpTB
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:13:47 No.7683455
    I want to hear someone's aboslutely favorite record of the moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:14:30 No.7683459
    >>7683455
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2jmPoUK58s
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:17:46 No.7683484
    >>7683459

    haha yeah great album, I'm going to see them live in a few weeks.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:25:23 No.7683553
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    >>7683455
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwfCjYv7gVQ

    (Marina and the Diamonds: Mowgli's Road) I don't know what it is about her, but I love this song and her voice <3

    And also this song is amazing:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_oMD6-6q5Y
    (Marina and the Diamonds: I am not A Robot)

    I love the way she says 'vulnerable' :D This song sounds so lush and warm
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:28:05 No.7683576
    this is the world's biggest longshot, but i have no where else to go.

    does ANYONE, ANYONE have the Q and not U album "Power" from 2004? anybody? please please please?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:31:11 No.7683603
    >>7683576
    http://petersfinds.blogspot.com/2009/07/q-and-not-u.html
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:33:31 No.7683621
    >>7679848

    Actually yes, I am. I'd rather give pleasure than pain, but there WILL be pain.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:36:03 No.7683642
    >>7683553

    diggin' it. Also god she is hot.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:36:44 No.7683649
    Girls purring or growling using that Vocaroo site.

    Go!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:36:50 No.7683651
    >>7683603
    anon!! i love you!!! thank you so so so so so much
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:41:25 No.7683692
    >>7683621
    Hmm, what kind then? :3 If you would be so kind as to elucidate for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:43:53 No.7683715
    >>7679178
    I will be your friend lonely brobot. :3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:44:29 No.7683723
    >>7683692

    You'd bleed. Not often, but consider it a rare given. I have paddles, so your ass would get nice and red. But most of the pain you'd experience would be by my own hands/teeth. You would have to learn quickly to either always be wet for me, or accept constant rough entries. You will be choked.

    Any other questions?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)14:52:25 No.7683823
    >>7683649
    No mic asdgkoiavntlq38t8kqkggl

    Grr.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:00:14 No.7683915
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    >>7683642
    She is quite sexy, got that cute hourglass thing going on
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:02:47 No.7683938
    >>7679895
    enjoy some foreign accents
    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vTJyS2RayEgcxPHDL
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:04:45 No.7683948
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    >>7679640

    Look at me, I have rolled up sleeves and a yellow melon!


    My request is the audiobook version of Only Revolutions by Mark Z. Danielewski.
    A .pdf would also be cool but I don't really need it cause I own the book.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:06:19 No.7683957
    >>7682909
    Oldie, but still good. No vocals, just trancey housey stuff:

    http://www.sendspace.com/file/043gjc

    Matt Darey live from 2003 at some random place that I can't even pronounce
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:07:11 No.7683962
    >>7682875

    Baldur's Gate 1
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:10:39 No.7683996
    >>7683948
    Yay! Thank you!

    I'm looking right now-
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:13:14 No.7684032
    Requesting rectum.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:15:50 No.7684056
    >>7683938
    oh jesus I love your accent

    brb looking for more stuff for you to read
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:16:28 No.7684064
    >>7683312
    Excellent reading, chap!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:19:29 No.7684107
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    >>7684032
    Rectum?

    Damn near killed 'em!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:19:32 No.7684108
    >>7683948
    That is a squash.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:23:01 No.7684151
    >>7683723
    I'd have to spend some time prepping myself beforehand to get accustomed to that sort of thing, but, I mean, I'd have time while you were out to practice? Or would I accompany you places...

    Never have been bitten but I like paddling and spanking and somewhat rough play. This could work. My self-esteem would hinge on your approval eventually and I'd want to do everything in my power to make sure you still wanted your slavegirl.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:25:31 No.7684174
    >>7684151

    There would be a blend of your following me obediently, and remaining tied up in my room while I was out. I'd have to leave you mostly untied while I worked, I have 12 hour shifts. But I'd definitely leave you in a state in which you weren't able to forget about my presence for long.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:52:16 No.7684442
    >>7683823

    I appreciate your effort regardless. Grr to you too.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:55:46 No.7684472
    I'd like to hear the last song that gave anon goosebumbs.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:55:57 No.7684475
    Blow job tips! I'm paranoid that I suck at it. I have very little experience, but I feel that it's just something you need to know if you're going to be sleeping with a man.

    So, do any of you have advice?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)15:57:38 No.7684493
    >>7683948
    I own the book and can attest that this would NOT WORK as an audiobook.

    It's actually not even that good. House of Leaves is far superior.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:02:39 No.7684542
    I request very abstract youtube videos with a lot of colors and make me feel like I'm on psychedelics, or things related to the occult.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:04:45 No.7684565
    if anyone knows of the game the Kingdom of Loathing then you could help my character out (#957307). i've been playing for a while but haven't made much progress and I usually just end up farming for meat to save up for iotms so i don't get to enjoy the game as much as i would like. please help.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:05:38 No.7684577
    >>7684542

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj127gtcqdk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rPfHOwxhhg

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQq_XmhBTgg
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:06:41 No.7684584
    a fembot to gape her pooper for me.
    timestamp would be nice.

    its been my fetish for a long time and im too shy to ask girls i've dated irl. -_-
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:07:15 No.7684597
    >>7684472
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceIpM_bLSTA
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:06 No.7684606
    >>7684174
    12 hours should be enough for me to heal back up, I suppose.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:08:57 No.7684613
    >>7684606

    But how open are you to completely giving up your life and moving to a new locale to be enslaved to a stranger?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:11:52 No.7684649
    >>7684584

    i am down with this too. /r/. ask for anything in return
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:14:44 No.7684676
    >>7684613
    Warning: This has 'BAD IDEA' emblazoned allllllllllllllllllll over it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:22:37 No.7684781
    >>7684676

    Hey, if she's already putting serious consideration towards suicide, how much worse an idea is this?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:23:53 No.7684795
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    >>7679091

    Fightclubbloxx
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:26:46 No.7684834
    >>7684795

    Pretty much. She's one of the hottest characters I've ever seen in a movie.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:45:29 No.7684984
    This potential bumping to see a fembot become a slave hahaha
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:49:18 No.7685043
    >>7684613
    Why does she need to be on the brink of suicide when entering into servitude?

    That way, after you eventually tire of her, you can kill her and not feel remorse because she was headed for it in the first place?

    This isn't meant to be accusatory, just curious.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:54:44 No.7685103
    >>7679132
    All Quiet on the Western Front.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:55:04 No.7685108
    >>7685043

    I've got mixed feelings on suicide. I'm not exactly against it, but I generally insist on giving people other options. I really do believe that in most cases, they just need something drastic to snap themselves out of a terrible funk. Like, some people have had their complete outlook on life drastically change via near-death experiences, for example.

    My aim is to take her from whatever terrible situation she's in that's causing her to consider death as an alternative, make her see that life itself isn't so bad, all things considered, and give her some emotional/psychological skills and tricks to help her cope with re-entering the social reality, should she eventually choose to.

    Also, if they're already ready to kill themselves, I think I'd be more willing to actually take some of my anger out on them without feeling some stupid, childhood-based programming causing me to feel guilt.

    I once saw someone on /b/ with the tripname White Hat Rapist. It gave me some odd ideas.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:56:42 No.7685126
    >>7684472
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJZ1zZwsNPw

    I don't care if it's not played 'classically', nor if it was from a tv show, and the actors are faking playing it.

    There's just something about the vivacity and brightness and fervor in the violin in this piece that really resonates with me.

    FUCK YEAH NODAME CANTABILE
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:56:50 No.7685128
    >>7685108
    ahahahahah
    White hat rapist.

    that is awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)16:58:12 No.7685143
    >>7685108
    ...That's quite romantic, all things considered.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:04:00 No.7685230
    >>7684475
    disclaimer: not all guys like the same stuff, so don't be afraid to ask and communicate with him. it'll only make things better and he'll like that you're interested in pleasing him.

    okay. so. cock is your friend. it's not scary. in fact, you love it. the mindset you have is equally as important as specific physical techniques. you are worshipping this man in the most intimate of ways.

    got it so far?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:09:19 No.7685306
    >>7685143

    I'm.... not sure how to respond to that.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:17:31 No.7685414
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    >>7683996

    More for Ms. Femanon.

    Aww yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:23:32 No.7685520
    >>7685414
    Aww yeah indeed! I think I just drooled a little bit :D Your forearms make me all 'DO WANT'
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:23:58 No.7685529
    Try Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters. Part RPG, part action, part adventure game, but interesting interactions between alien species. http://sc2.sourceforge.net/downloads.php

    Otherwise it gets tricky, good, well-written stories in games are not easily found.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:26:32 No.7685570
    pictures of your feet

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:27:34 No.7685586
    >>7685520

    Any more drool-inducing pics you're looking for, now that I'm all spiffed at?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:27:42 No.7685589
    >>7685414
    you are one attractive man.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:28:35 No.7685602
    >>7684584
    >>7684584

    Suicidal femanon. care to take him up on this?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:29:04 No.7685608
    >>7685570

    I can show you my man-feet if you want...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:29:16 No.7685610
    >>7685414
    you were in that other thread, ALSO trying to score bitchez on da netz
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:29:46 No.7685615
    >>7685570
    Oh man, do I have a link for you:

    http://fluffyfeet.tumblr.com
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:32:55 No.7685654
    >>7685615
    >>7685615

    Wow, thank you good sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:33:59 No.7685672
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    >>7685520
    >>7685589

    Aww yeah.

    >>7685610

    I'm in lots of threads, bro, and I can't help that bitchez naturally gravitate towards me. I'm massive in all the right ways.

    (ooh physics burn)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:37:27 No.7685720
    I'm thinking the semi-suicidal femanon had better thoughts.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:38:10 No.7685724
    >>7685586
    >>7685586
    You do spiff up nicely<3

    ... Um, ah, I don't know what setup you have there, but could you lean in kinda like in that scenario I described earlier with one arm up off to the side, and your other arm- I dunno how to describe it? Maybe like make a GRRFUCKYEAHMANLYMAN fist or show me your hand?

    God, I'm so embarrassed right now haha
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:38:55 No.7685733
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    >>7685570
    anything for you, my master
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:41:44 No.7685761
    >>7685733

    pretty feet. thank you.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:49:41 No.7685861
    >>7685724

    I have noo idea what you're describing. Did I pull a psychic Peter and do it before you posted, here?

    >>7685672
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)17:53:29 No.7685912
    Slave girl still here? Have MSN?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:05:24 No.7686059
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    Ronald Reagan
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:15:03 No.7686174
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    Roped rape?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:17:51 No.7686207
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    >>7685724

    Is this better, or should I lean in more?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:28:58 No.7686354
    what's the best way to shave your pubes

    I'm a guy.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:30:17 No.7686370
    >>7686354
    1. Scissors. Trim until short.
    2. Soap, water, razor. Not that hard.
    3. You're probably worried about balls. You just have to kind of grab and squeeze with one hand such that you get a good flat area of skin to shave.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:31:08 No.7686389
    >>7686370
    that doesn't sound as hard as i thought it would be
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:31:21 No.7686394
    >>7686354

    Lighter fluid and matches.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:31:38 No.7686395
    I want a way to enter Gensokyo.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:33:06 No.7686421
    I'd also like the threat not to die now that I've posted in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:36:41 No.7686486
    But that's probably impossible.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:37:56 No.7686503
    Which threat?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:39:01 No.7686525
    Congratulations you spotted a typo.

    Here is a thousand make-believe dollars.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:39:56 No.7686543
    >>7686395

    May I redirect you to /sci/?

    Thataway ------->
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:41:14 No.7686563
    >>7686389

    I wouldn't advise straight-up shaving. It itches and prickles like a motherfucker. Just trim it down so that it looks well kempt and accessible.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:42:00 No.7686576
    I request a cute girl, who loves reading, making music, watching good movies, likes MST3K, 90's hip-hop, video games, Daft Punk, Robot Chicken, cuddling in bed, getting and giving head......and 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:54:35 No.7686791
    >>7686207

    No love for my new and improved.

    I sad.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:55:00 No.7686800
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    >>7686207
    It's been a bitch to find exactly what I wanted (and I suck @ MSPaint) and you've been so nice and accomodating <3<3

    Okay last try. Disregard the fact that it's a Sailor Moon cosplay reference photo and it's two chicks. I'm looking for this sort of pose but from straight instead of from the side. And drop your right arm down to the side.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)18:56:28 No.7686826
    >>7686800
    from straight on* Like you're cornering a girl, trapping her in.

    Oh, trust me, you'll be getting plenty of love later tonight haha <3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:01:22 No.7686883
    >>7686800

    i think i get what she wants. post with the intenent of taking advantage of a girl no matter what she wants.

    "this is going to happen LOOK AT MY MOTHER FUCKING ROLLED UP SHIRT."
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:05:20 No.7686933
    >>7683948
    You know, if you were really hard pressed, try getting a YouTube audio ripper add-on for Firefox and take the Only Revolutions passages being read off of there.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:20:06 No.7687125
    does anyone know what the average size is for a 320kbps
    song in ogg format? Is it just like a free mp3 kinda thing?
    (like file size is fairly similar? or is ogg better quality?)
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:20:45 No.7687136
    >>7686543

    /sci/ was unable to help. : (
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:34:11 No.7687324
    I hate this board. "I see you've posted. Now to make sure NO ONE ELSE EVER POSTS IN THAT THREAD EVER AGAIN"
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:46:06 No.7687522
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    >>7686800

    I'm not sure if you want this in first person POV or third like that picture was, so how about one where I'm about to take advantage of the camera?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:48:04 No.7687552
    >>7687522
    <3<3 awesome <3 Grinning and blushing like a madwoman over here, thank you so much :D
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:52:41 No.7687622
    >>7687552

    Hey, I'm happy to help. I've sorta got a thing for girl-up-against-the-wall, so I absolutely don't mind helping out a fellow wall enthusiast.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)19:59:02 No.7687718
    Cunts
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:00:30 No.7687736
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    >>7687718

    Delivered, sonn.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:01:24 No.7687751
    >>7687736
    eww, dad
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:03:26 No.7687778
    >>7687751

    Didn't your mother and I tell you no internet until after you go do your homework?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:04:02 No.7687789
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    I'm after that menstrual cycle pic. You know, the one with a bunch of cervixes and descriptions like "feeling sexual, tender nipples."'

    I look forward to my reply. In return I have these titties.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:07:48 No.7687837
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    >>7687718
    Here are two for you!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:09:28 No.7687869
    >>7687622
    Sorta?... :3 It's a very nice thing to be into indeed
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:17:30 No.7687980
    >>7687789
    Like this?

    http://www.beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/photos-of-cervix/
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:26:11 No.7688079
    >>7687980
    YES YES YES

    Thanks heap dude.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:27:45 No.7688096
    >>7688079
    I just googled 'menstrual cycle feeling sexual tender nipples' exactly and it was the second hit.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:35:40 No.7688192
    >>7679895
    One goof-ball recording coming up
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:41:38 No.7688277
    >>7688096
    Aren't I just full of fail then? Someone here collated all those pictures into one huge one though. But this is good enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:44:02 No.7688307
    >>7688192
    Goof-ball recording complete!

    http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCJHKLlZRMyupgs89
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:46:57 No.7688331
    >>7688307
    That is some fucking funny shit right there...
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:50:22 No.7688365
    >>7688307

    what the fuck? good job.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:51:01 No.7688374
    >>7688307
    Sweet! Thank you, goof-ball!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:54:29 No.7688415
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    I've been itching to find what doujinshi this is from, if it is from one, OP. Some Idolm@ster one of course, just no idea what.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:56:02 No.7688439
    I would liek to know if there are any fembots in the state of North Carolina.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)20:58:39 No.7688469
    Show me a picture of your cat!
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:02:23 No.7688523
    /r/ Fuck Buddy.

    I am 18/m/GA Straight. Smoker. Cartersville Area. Willing to travel as far as Rome or Douglasville. /r/ number if interested.


    >mootblock
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:11:06 No.7688645
    >>7687869

    <3<3
    (heartz)
    <3<3
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:11:35 No.7688652
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    I would very much like to know what comic this is from. Can my fellow robots help me out?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:12:52 No.7688666
    >>7688652

    by Gaiman obviously. Either Sandman or one of the couple Death standalones.
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:14:32 No.7688682
    >>7688652

    Death: The High Cost of Living
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:20:09 No.7688751
    Does anyone have anything by the band Honeysmack?
    More specifically the song Rock by Honeysmack?
    I have not heard the song in years and there is no video for the song online. I remember the music video as like a mix between an atari and a gameboy sprite mix
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:27:19 No.7688861
    Does anyone know where I can download .mp3s of any songs by The Beards?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:33:56 No.7688972
    Help me stop procrastinating
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:34:37 No.7688986
    >>7688972
    What is your goal that you're putting off right now?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:56:26 No.7689334
    Hey could you help me find these books I need for university? I can't be arsed buying them since I'm thinking of transferring into another course at the end of the year anyway.

    http://orders.connectbooks.com.au/ViewBook.aspx?id=I%01IRKHWCVBC

    http://orders.connectbooks.com.au/ViewBook.aspx?id=I%01IZOXQVVAE

    http://orders.connectbooks.com.au/ViewBook.aspx?id=I%01IZEJUAZBG

    http://orders.connectbooks.com.au/ViewBook.aspx?id=I%01IOCDRJOZU
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)21:58:39 No.7689374
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    customer service quality @ dell
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)22:09:28 No.7689519
    >>7689334
    download*
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)22:20:31 No.7689683
    Bumping for more requests
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)23:33:42 No.7690806
    SOMEBODY ANSWER MY REQUEST GODDAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)23:55:16 No.7691102
    >>7690806
    Which one are ya, hon?
    >> Anonymous 02/27/10(Sat)23:56:58 No.7691123
    Can a girl take a picture of her body looking down? I want to know what it looks like for a girl to look down at her boobs/hips from her viewpoint, I'm curious

    Like a first-person view
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:00:24 No.7691159
    >>7679476
    >>7679554

    go to jimmyr.com and do an mp3 search
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:00:34 No.7691163
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    >>7691123
    here you go anonymous
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:01:10 No.7691168
    >>7691163

    FFFUUUUUU, so hot :3
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:01:41 No.7691174
    >>7691163
    DUDE

    BOOBS RULE
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:02:41 No.7691183
    how about a femanon posts a pic with my name on thier tits squished together with AL on one breast and EX on the other. thats not so much is it?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:02:43 No.7691184
    >>7691123
    I was going to post, but my stomach is fucking huge and I look fucking pregnant X|
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:02:58 No.7691190
    >>7691163

    mb

    THEN WHO WAS CAMERA
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:03:11 No.7691192
    >>7691184
    pregnant female pov you must post
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:03:35 No.7691198
    >>7691163
    Nice one :D
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:03:43 No.7691201
    >>7691163
    >>7691163
    >>7691163
    whoa i got dizzzy
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:04:07 No.7691209
    >>7691192
    But I'm not pregnant ;_;

    And I've lost a bunch of weight too. FUCK.

    brb treadmill
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:10:36 No.7691275
    A list / torrent of every single track lil wayne has done / been on.

    Every.
    Single.
    Track.

    Not trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:13:51 No.7691316
    >>7691102
    Dis one.
    >>7688439
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:17:20 No.7691343
    >>7691209
    Are you in Australia? I think I may have talked to you before...
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:19:28 No.7691373
    Okay this one is grasping for straws but.

    I remember a flash game, where you controlled a giant drill, and you had to drill down through the earth acquiring money, then you'd come back up to the surface and by upgrades for your drill and the point was to just go as deep as you possibly could.

    I thought I remembered it being called payload, but googling that yields nothing. Does anyone have any idea what flash game im talking about.
    (im almost positive it has the word load in the name)
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:20:14 No.7691383
    >>7691373

    never fucking mind, after 2 weeks of trying to remember what this game was, the name came to me as soon as I hit enter.

    It's called motherload.
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:23:58 No.7691426
    >>7691383

    I hate when that shit happens, got a link to the game?
    >> Anonymous 02/28/10(Sun)00:33:55 No.7691550
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    Im looking for issues that people have strong feelings about.
    Have you seen any?



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