Platypus have poisenous thorns on their legs that will paralize you

Germany's exports are higher than those of China.

>>7668248
Read here. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus?wasRedirected=true

Shadows and lasers can move faster than the speed of light. By almost an infinite factor.

>>7668267

Shadows and lasers are fucking fast then!

>>7668263
CRAZY MOBILE WIKIPEDIA

1 in 10 fish are scared of water

Its snowing.

3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

when i think about you i touch myself

9/10 people love gang rape.

The US is REALLY bad.

When you say both the words 'pit' and 'bid', your mouth is doing exactly the same thing.

>>7668302
did this outloud and felt like an idiot. but yea its true.

The only reason a coffee shop needs over a million combination of drinks is that there are too many people whose only defining trait of identity is whither or not they like their Cafe Mochaspresso with an extra shot.

>>7668267
That's a lie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light#Light_spots_and_shadows

There has never been a lot of belief in a flat Earth. The Greeks proved the world wasn't flat in antiquity, and any seafaring people are able to see the curvature of the earth with their own eyes.

>>7668314

Plenty of others too. 'zed' and 'set', 'jab' and 'chap' etc...

>>7668343
However, relativity still isn't violated because there is no way to transmit information this way.

>>7668352
Why the hell is the US so obsessed with columbus anyways? Is didn't even set foot on north america, and he didn't even belong to a country that had any ties with the first settlers of the us. Is it because they want to promote columbus day, the economically targeted holiday?

Every single Galaxy is held in place by a Black Hole, around which they revolve at a greater or lesser speed depending on it's size.

Also; Jesus did it.

New York's prominence as the financial capital of America can be mostly attributed to the state's decision to construct the Eerie canal. As the canals were competing with basically horse-drawn carts on dirt roads and nothing else, the canal came to dominate trade into the continent and the money moved from Philadelphia into New York in accordance.

(spootzblock)

The plane will not take off.

The appendix has the same purpose as the tonsils.

Saturns northpole is hexagon shaped.

>>7668435
More correctly, "the clouds at Saturn's north pole travel in a hexagonal pattern."

more atoms in a handful of sand, than there are seconds the earth has been in existance

The banana is a herb

Bobbing for pears is impossible

FUCK YEAR QI

>>7668456
Mind=blown

when you think of the scale its fuckin immence

The universe is mostly empty. Less than .01% of the entire universe is stuff.

SO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING OVER WHICH PATCH OF DIRT IS MOTHERFUCKING HOLYLAND, AND BE THANKFUL THAT WE ARE EVEN ALIVE AT ALL.

>>7668353

Fucking WRONG. Yes, you touch the same places in your mouth with your tongue, but the movements are different. When you make a 't' sound your tongue is moving forward. A 'd' is your tongue hitting the same spot in the opposite direction.

Just because you don't notice these nuances with your big fat downie tongue doesn't mean they aren't there. If the movements were exactly the same they'd sound exactly the same.

>>7668302
No u. Notice the tongue movement.

>>7668609
cord vocals
troll

Statistically speaking, the average person has one testicle and one ovary.

human beings are apes who randomly happened to come across shrooms/drugs millions of years ago. they ate them and their offsprings were mutated, and developed speech patterns, and came to know about reality, universe, and existence.

>>7668609
The movements are exactly the same - the difference comes form your vocal folds vibrating or not, which isn't technically your mouth so he's right

>>7668299
It's fine where I am.

>>7668382
Who told you the US is "obsessed with Columbus". We use him as an excuse to get a day off. That is hardly obsession. The guy is not a national hero. Hell, he wasn't even American.

Obama is a Republican

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bl0x

>>7668786
I dunno, my movements are slightly different. Perhaps it's an accent thing.

>>7668758
WHERE'S YOUR SAUCE ON THAT?!!!

>>7668730
i found this funny.

also, there are about 2 pounds of bacteria in an adult body.

>>7668730
Yeah yeah, and 1 1/2 leg right?

>>7668839
explain yourself

>>7668871
Statistically speaking.

You have to count in the amputees and such.

>>7668911
i didn't realize 50% of people had a leg missing. muh bad

>>7668395
mere speculation

>>7668267
>Shadows and lasers can move almost infinitely faster than the speed of light
Do you even know how science works
>Almost infinitely
That's absurd

>>7668954
Nope, Jesus really did do it.

If you have two legs, you have an above average number of legs.

Y'know, with the amputees an all

>>7668973

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faster-than-light

>Light spots and shadows

>If a laser is swept across a distant object, the spot of light can easily be made to move at a speed greater than c.[30] Similarly, a shadow projected onto a distant object can be made to move faster than c.[31] In neither case does any information travel faster than light.

and it has citations so don't no
>lolololwikipedia
bullshit

Foil and other wraps have tabs that are pushed in on the ends of the box to prevent the roll from being pulled out of the box.

Arithmetic isn't consistent.

>>7669076
>and it has citations so no "lolololwikipedia" bullshit

corrected bloxforocd

Lemurs use giant millipedes to get high.

>>7669102
wut, you mean they stand on top of a pile to reach stuff?

>>7668786
so i can conclude his point is fucking stupid because he's only talking about the mouth.

>>7668302
I'm sure this is related to accent...

I pronounce the 't' in "pit" quite clearly, using a different parts of the tongue too.

If someone were able to write 2 digits per second, it would take them 1500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years to write a Googolplex. Keep in mind that the Universe as we know it is only 13000000000 years old.

Similarly, if each digit of a Googolplex were in 1 point font, the number would be 350000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles long. The observable universe is only 8800000000000000000000000000 miles long.

>>7669231

miles are for down patients.

l2 kilometer

>>7669248
>>7669231

I actually meant to say meters, not miles. My bad.

>>7669248
>herp derp i'm european and can't understand miles

>>7669087
Incorrect, arithmetic is definitely consistent. Care to source that?

>>7669120
No, they smoke it.

Sun's create nearly all of the natural occurring elements.

E=mc^2 has nothing with relativity

I am reading this thread in the voice of a whiny freckle-faced ten year old.

>>7668267
they've entered shadow speed? Laser speed? Actually those both sound pretty sweet!

>>7668267
shadows don't "move" since they are the absence of light.
an ansence can't move

lasers are light, therefore they move exactly at the speed of light

suck it

>>7669378

During a supernova, more specifically.

>>7668267
>almost infinite factor

trollface.jpg

In western Canada, our milk does not come in bags.

>>7668586
I love watching this when thinking about how we compare in the universe.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347

There is no such think as darkness, only the absence of light. No matter how bright something is, i can ALWAYS get brighter. But once something is pitch black, it cannot possibly get any darker.

There is no such thing as cold, only the absence of heat. No matter how hot something is, it can ALWAYS get hotter. But once something reaches absolute zero, it cannot possibly get any colder.

There is no such thing as silence, only the absence of sound. No matter how loud something is, it can ALWAYS get louder. But once something is completely void of all sound, it cannot possibly get any quiter.

>>7669404
Sorry bro, but it's a proven fact that lazers that shoot shadows can move infinitely faster than the speed of light.

>>7669427
it said "and will shock other people", not "and will shock five year olds"

there is an infinite amount of space and a finite amount of planets

so there are zero planets per unit of space

>>7669444
Lulz!
>>7669447
That's actually something I never thought of.

>>7669387
Try reading it in the voice of carl sagan

especially this post >>7668267

>>7669444
Are 5 year olds not people?

>>7669447
1. division by infinity is not defined
2. there is only a finite amount of space

Hot lesbians are a lie.

>>7669444
>Einstein quote
>implying Einstein is 5 years old

If everyone on the planet were to sneeze in the same direction at the same time, the winds cased by the sneeze would generate a force greater than the largest asteroid known to have collided with earth.

Your body and brain can play some cool tricks on you. Your brain has motion memory from activities your body has done in the past. The more specific the motion, the more specific the memory.

For example - if you make the motion of shaking a salt shaker on to your tongue, you brain will trick you into tasting salt.

What did you taste?

The universe was created when Carl Sagan took a poop.

>>7669531
>lol it makes us look like we're jacking off an imaginary dick

Grow the fuck up.

>>7669420
holy shit.

thank you for that.

>>7669545

Somebody tasted sperm, LOL!

2/3 of shit is actually bacteria

>>7668234

Did you know Goblins and their druid masters are controlled by the Magic Stone of Stonehenge, and by eating double decker bologna sandwiches you can thwart their evil plans?

>>7669495
Thank god someone called me out on my bullshit

also its a quote from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

If flipping a coin for a billion times, an astonishing 1/2 get heads compared to the 50% of tails

>>7669561

That quote is just a figment of your overactive imagination.

>>7669531
I tasted the bitter taste of almost looking like I was giving the air head.

not shocking, but an important thing that gets overlooked often:
Black holes are not the space-vacuum-cleaners they are often portrayed as. When a star collapses, the pull stays the same and planets continue to orbit like normal. (maybe some matter is blasted into space in the process, but doesn't matter much)

on a similar note: The Large Hadron Collider will have particles crashing into each other with 14 TeV, that's 1 or 2 Microjoules. Roughly the energy of sunlight hitting an area the size of one pixel in one second.

"Roughly the energy of sunlight hitting an area the size of one pixel in one second."

It's gonna end existence as we know it, I tells ya!

>>7669286
you meant to say meters? i would think the universe was longer than 8800000000000000000000000000 meters

There are 244140625 possible ways to fret a standard 6 string 24 fret guitar.

>>7669592

The observable universe is 93 billion light years, which is approximately 8.8 x 10^26 meters.

>>7669598
Taking into account the limitations of our hands?

>>7669622

Oh, god no. That would only be a few thousand. That number is assuming you have either 6 friends or some mechanism that can do it for you.

>>7669598

If you could one of those per second, it would take almost 8 years to do them all.

>>7669583

actually i'm pretty sure planets would have to be close enough to get completely vaporized and blown away during a supernova. but if the star is interacting gravitationally with another star, that would stay the same.

There are 1854826422573984391147968456455462843802209689493993466844215809868895621840281993191001412448045018
28416633516851200000000000000000000 possible ways to press piano keys.

>>7669668

There's way more than that. You computed 88!, which gives you the possible number assuming you're starting with the low A key. The actual number would be 88! x 87! x 86! .... x 2! (would that be 88!!?), which is an unfathomably large number.

>>7669563

if the coin is flipped a billion times, the probability of getting heads or tails several thousand times successively at some point is actually quite high.

A man on foot can run down a man on a horse. Saying someone has the stamina of a horse actually implies they have shitty stamina.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_vacuum
The possibility that we are living in a false vacuum has never been a cheering one to contemplate. Vacuum decay is the ultimate ecological catastrophe; in the new vacuum there are new constants of nature; after vacuum decay, not only is life as we know it impossible, so is chemistry as we know it. However, one could always draw stoic comfort from the possibility that perhaps in the course of time the new vacuum would sustain, if not life as we know it, at least some structures capable of knowing joy. This possibility has now been eliminated.

>>7668830
>>7668830
receive it or not i actually believe this. we descended from a bunch of drugged out stoners. no wonder 'everyone' is dumb as shit.

>>7668827
>>7668786
... and others
same movement produces the same sound as the natural movement, but the natural movements are different
being accent or not
for me, that is

Chuck Norris does not sleep, HE WAITS!!! XD

south american army ants have been known to kill livestock as large as horses

oh, um, I know stuff too!


.999...=1

>>7669881
go back to /sci/

>>7669881

This is false.

The 9's repeat infinitely. That means that there is an infinite number of zeros.

However, that still means that the number is always:

.000000000000000......infinite zeroes...................00001 away from 1. It does not equal 1.

>>7669898
sure is trollan in my /r9k/

>>7669898
infinite zeros is a zero. therefor 0.(9) = 1
stop this shit everyone knew that since 6th grade or so

>>7668302
form them differently
d sound is formed with tongue further back in mouth for me

>>7669687

You're wrong. It wouldn't be 88! x 87!, etc., it would be 88! + 87!, etc. There's no reason to multiply them together. You have to find the number of combinations that exist while each key is your lowest boundary and add them together. You get about 1 X 10^135. Still a huge number, but not as huge as you thought.

>>7669913

But it's not infinite zeros. It's infinite zeros with a 1 at the end.

>>7668302
only if your an uncultured member of the masses that never learned to speak

>>7668234
NILBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS!

>>7668758
>human beings are apes who randomly happened to come across shrooms/drugs millions of years ago. they ate them and their offsprings were mutated, and developed speech patterns, and came to know about reality, universe, and existence.
>ate shrooms
>mutated
I don't think you have even the slightest inkling as to how genetics works.

Two guys possibly prevented nuclear war:
Oct.1962 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Alexandrovich_Arkhipov

Sept.1983 - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov

>>7669898

1 is the limit of the series 9/10 + 9/100 + 9/1000 + ...

In general, the limit of a geometric series a+ar+ar^2+ ... is given by a/(1-r). You can easily prove this by induction. In this case a would be 0.9 and r would be 0.1

Oh, but you're just a troll

i don't know if this is unknown but to me it's more mind blowing than the rest of the astronomy facts posted:

90% of the universe's mass is dark matter lol enjoy not knowing shit about physics in our lifetime.

uhm..archive please?

>>7670067
actually they're making a lot of gains on that with the LHC

>>7669769
Whether you 'believe' this or not is not the issue, I'm asking you to cite sources on human evolution being being hastened through the use of psychotropic substances.

I want to know how you 'know' this to be true, not just what you believe.

[engage cruise control]

TL;DR SAUCE!!