It's insanely simple, there is a very large difference between Female gamers and Gamers which happen to be female.

The only cool ones are the girls who rarely say anything.

But it's a real pain in the ass to coax them into saying "nipaa!"

fucking casuals

We have a board for video games you know... who am i kidding? This would launch a troll thread higher then the sun.

>>7628396

This. Age plays a large role. When the jokes have been heard 1000 times, they lose their potency, and they stop getting made.

I agree. Fucking used to hate it on cs1.6 when some girl would join the server and she only had to speak on mic and everyone had their nose up her arse.

Plus every guy on a server turns into a giant creep soon as a female joins. They start all this sexual innuendo crap and trying to look big/hard/funny/tough for the girl.

>>7628408
That's hardly the girl's fault.

>>7628413

They don't have to speak on the mic.

>>7628413
No one ever said it was.

but most of the time they do egg this behaviour on, mainly because of a lack of attension in real life.

>>7628413
>implying that the sexual conditionment young males undergo isn't on account of females

This is why I pretend to be a man when I play MMOs.

>>7628413
Bitches should stay out of brotopia.

>>7628432
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>>7628426
>>7628424

FUCK YEAH! A truly brosome response from /r9k/'s assorted bros.

>>7628428

Bitches of arcanine, observe this female. She is a fine example of bro-approved behaviour.

>>7628428
hot

>>7628426
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>>7628436
>>7628445

Oh horseshit... You never cease to create an environment of false disdain which perpetuates the problems between genders in society. Is there anything you cant ruin?

But I just want to play the vidya with you. I rarely even go on mic, and even then it's just nervous giggles ;_;

>>7628458
The collected forces of internet sarcasm can ruin anything.

>>7628460
Y-y-you can play vidya with me.... I-I-If you really w-w-want to...

>>7628458
Stay out of brotopia if you can't handle uncomfortable truths.

>>7628468
Really? That sounds nice, thankyou.

>>7628460
Well then try to suck less at it. And keep your whore mouth shut when men are talkin.

>>7628460

That's perfectly fine if you don't attentionwhore or abuse your position as a girl.

I honestly don't mind girls talking on the mic if they stick to just saying actually informative things like "five guys at B", not something retarded like "I died, won't someone ress meeeeee" or the like.

Girls can be bros too.

>>7628468
Simulating nervous stuttering by repeating letters when talking to females on the internet is also not allowed.

Please remove yourself from brotopia.

>>7628408
this.

it's never the girls fault, only the retards that egg them on.

I joined my bf's clan's vent once because I was semi-interested in his game. nobody knew I was a chick til he started talking to me on there and I responded to him (albeit absentmindedly)

next thing I hear is an influx of fucking retards going MAH PENIS, etc.

like it's the boys club when it's only guys, but a girl says 'yeah hold on' and suddenly it's dicks all night?

whenever there's a girl in an online game and she's actively talking to more than one person, it's guaranteed that some love-struck virgin is trying to get her info.

it's fucking annoying, guys need to cut that shit out.

>>7628408
Now cs 1.6 is girls-free I think.

I used to chill in CS jailbreak servers at night, but there was this one really annoying female admin named Sakura, so obviously every other guy in the server told her that her shit didn't stink

It'd just ruin the game, she'd free kill, abuse admin, do whatever she wanted and nobody would do shit

Also on some Chinese MMO I used to play girls were generally the most annoying bitches on there. Kicked so many out of my guild cause they thought I gave a fuck that they were female

>>7628484
Which is why I treat people equally regardless of gender. Unless you are an annoying cunt, bros included, then I will go out of my way etc etc

>>7628484
>its never the girls fault

Of course not, whore. Nothing is ever a girl's fault. GTFO you silly cumdumpster.

>>7628493
Yep. When I played WOW we only had 1 female in our guild and she was like, a 43 y/o bartender.

>>7628493

In the future, we will have technology that allows servers to filter players based on gender.

The future of brotopia is secured.

>>7628497
that is fine

hell, I'm dealing with some retard on steam now. I met him in a game of L4D2 wherein we kept repetitively failing (expert realism hurrrr), but I stuck around because I thought I was being fairly helpful, which I was. I started calling out SI on mic to help my teammates out and suddenly this guy realizes I'm a chick and spends like the next 2-3 days talking to me over steam, nagging me for voice chats, vent, if I had skype or a 360.

blocked and removed from my list. I hate titty fanboys.

When I played wow, i got kicked out of a guild once because I called her character a "boomkin" and she got offended and started crying.

>>7628508
Seeing as the only practical way to do this would be to filter by voice pitch, I can't help but feel a little sorry for the women. They'd be forced to play with all of the preteen boys.

The 12-year-old in me does not object to this, though.

>>7628520

Fun fact: She was faking it too.

>>7628506

I had some Swedish chick who had my best members wrapped around her little finger. If she wanted something to change guild related everybody, including my VLs, would stand behind her and just pressure me into doing shIT I'M THE FUCKING LEADER YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS

I stopped playing 3 months ago. I don't game online anymore. I just sit in my dimly lit room playing Oblivion and Fallout 3

Fuck women

>>7628514
I love people like that, white knight durrr hurrr

>>7628520

The problem in this situation isn't actually the bitch, but the bro not being a bro, kicking another bro for the bitch.

It would help a lot if bros didn't friendly-fire other bros by letting themselves be manipulated by bitches.

>>7628536
Another heart rending story of feminine aggression against bros. Let the hate build inside you brother.

Tend it like a garden. Grow it. And then, when Brotopia arises unleash the FURY as a soldier of BROTOPIA

>>7628542
>It would help a lot if bros didn't friendly-fire other bros by letting themselves be manipulated by bitches.

This would fix the world.
Fuck online gaming, this would fix the whole fucking world.

>>7628386
Actually I think you interpret everything as sexual related cause your aroused by the idea of them.

>>7628557
Part of the reason why I stopped pubbing and started being a compfag.

>>7628551
>>7628542
This Brotopia shit is about as refreshing as fucking my girlfriend in the ass while she has diarrhea.

Forced as fuck.

I can't help but feel all of the BROTOPIA people are secretly gay. I know it probably isn't true, but why would you even joke about it?

I stopped online gaming so much when I just couldn't stand the fucking community

These days I see bitches that annoy the fuck out of me plastering shit all over facebook about their KD ratio in Halos or their shitty Death Knight I don't give a fuck about cause I've never played WoW

I just play Mount & Blade. Nobody can ruin that shit for me

>>7628520

I was a regular on this TF2 server for months, and friends with the resident clanwhore (pyro, of course). I called her a nigger (she's white) and she went and BAWWWed to the server owner about it and got me b&.

I appealed and won, but it was absolute bullshit. A few weeks after that she's all buddy-buddy again like nothing happened, and is now clanwhoring for another group.

If I ever got the chance to summon the personal army, it'd be against the faggot son of a bitch server owner who did this shit.

Pic related. Holdin' a fuckking grudge here.

>>7628562
Forced? So a whole group of people decide something is funny and it's a meme. But if you personally don't like it, it's forced?

Go fuck yourself. GTFO of my Brotopia.

>>7628579
>ANONYMOUS IS LEGION XD

>>7628581
>I don't know how forced memes work

LURK THE FUCK MOAR.

>>7628583
>XD
Cumdumpster. GTFO of Brotopia.

>>7628581
Nah bro, the whole "forced meme" is a meme.
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

>>7628587
>If I ever got the chance to summon the personal army
>chance to summon the personal army
>summon the personal army
>personal army

son, /b/ is that way.

>>7628585
Oh quit it with your forced meme baawing. Brotopia is here to stay. Why? Because bros find it amusing to troll cunts like you with it.

>>7628583

underage b& newfag, two things i hate in one. unless your a nigger, then three.

>>7628601
>implying any 4chan memes are here to stay

>>7628601
Sorry, no. You think you're trolling, but it's sad to see you try so hard.

I like how you think you're trolling despite not knowing what a forced meme is, THEN admitting to it.

TROLLED ME HARD BRO.

>>7628625
>Implying I'm the same guy as earlier.

>>7628625
Metatroll'd!

Not related to wimminz but a reason why I hate most of the gaming communities pretty much anywhere. Derp smoke weed erryday.

>>7628631
>>7628635
You are.

Well do they at least play? Cause it's worse when they just join a clan (On any fucking game) and do nothing.

Just play on a high enough level and I guarantee you won't meet many gurl gamers.

>>7628667
Pretty sure at least a couple of the top-ranked Halo players are girls. Perhaps other games?

Female Gamers,

What the fuck is your problem? I'm serious, I want to respect you but you make it so fucking difficult when every other thing that comes out of your mouth on 4chan is some obnoxious "pay attention to me, I play games!" comment.

And I realize it's fucking every anonymiss on 4chan, and that a lot of guys are to blame for egging you on in a gamer thread or first-relation ship thread, but you girls always say something like "Because I'm not a lesbian." or "Well, I totally owned my Boyfriend at MW2. Yes I am a girl xD"

No one gives a fuck you whores. Stop being such attention desperate sluts.

Cut that shit out.

>>7628667
what do you mean "not many"
Just say the truth. There are no girls in a competitive gaming environment.

They simply can not perform on the same level as guys do. No matter how hard they try. I know a girl. She's been trying to get better at RTS and FPS for ages. No matter how hard she practices, she's still worse than the average guy.

>>7628386

This is why I don't speak to anyone but my friend's when I game online. Dumb ass women piss me off. If I'm on XBL I'm in a party with my friends. If I'm on PSN I strictly just talk to my friends. If I'm on WoW I don't really talk to anyone because I don't really know anyone on there. I hate attention whores.

>>7628428

>>7628677
here

See? This is the exact fucking thing I was talking about. They come in and make everyone know they are a fucking female.

>>7628677
>Look at girl's Steam profile
>See "Yep, a girl that plays video games xD"

>>7628696
You know, I played WOW for about 4 months and never really noticed very many females.

Maybe females all go on horde servers or something?

I've noticed a lot of the GRRL GAMERZ feel challenged by any other girls playing. Whenever one of them notices me it always seems to turn into "OH YEAH WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE GAMES I LIKE LOTS OF FPS AND RPG GAMES I BET YOU NEVER PLAY THOSE OTHER GIRLS NEVER PLAY THOSE BUT ME YOU SILLY CASUAL".

>>7628728

Unless they're a Night Elf or a gnome with pink pigtails, pretty much all of the female avatars are actual women.

>>7628708
See, the thing is, it's impossible to identify someone as female without them actually saying they're female. So the only times you ever see someone you know is female is when they've said so themselves. This does not mean that every time a woman posts she does so claiming to be female. You just never know about them.

Wow, guys, seriously. If you could have girls crawling all over you if you so much as spoke, wouldn't you speak frequently?

>>7628677
you asked for it
that's all
the reason for XD im a girl YES i play games
is because us males are too fucking dumb to share
and because of that we have started the impossible
much like war, we are plagued with the female influenza
they will continue to spread into every male hobby
soon there will be female coders and programmers
soon the world will be run by women
do you see what happens when you shun them out?
instead give them a false sense of security
you give a bear a fish to appease him
you do not kick it in the nads and tell it to flee
if you do they will retaliate
the women are retaliating using the easiest methods
trolling us by simply letting us know they exist
it will eventually stop, but only when we stop shunning

>>7628520
Wut?
I thought that was kinda a compliment cause they can cause a shitton of dmg with a starfire hence the "boom" part.
OOMkin is something different though but crying for such a retarded reason is beyond me.

>>7628744
As a male who plays non-hot female characters in games, I tend to disagree. Perhaps I'm biased.

>>7628753
but I don't want to welcome them

:(

>>7628744
>Unless they're a Night Elf or a gnome with pink pigtails

Well that pretty much rules out the entire Alliance...

>>7628746

People can learn each other's gender through reference. I can't think of a time where I heard someone casually say "Blahblah is a pretty good player, even if SHE rolls rogue" and thought "WOW I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A GIRL!!!1"

They can't keep from announcing their gender long enough for shit like that to happen.

>>7628749

heh, a good point actually. the desperate virgins would for sure.

>>7628749
So you're one of those attention whore GRRRRRRRL gamers? You deserve to be shot.

>>7628776
Only if someone knows. Otherwise people just use the male pronouns, for convenience if nothing else.

80% of the posts on r9k could be women and you would never know.

>>7628728

I'm on Alliance. And I'm in a guild. But the only person I talk to is my husband and one of his friends that he met on there. Oh and my cousin. I never run with anyone. Strictly solo.

>>7628776
Eh, as far as wow goes, I'll refer to any character that uses emotes as a "she" reguardless of what avatar is used.

I still say we are to blame cuz I mean we don't exactly go around shoving how interests in one-another's faces right? Girls don't exactly do it to one another.

Get a girl that plays games? She's either okay and doesn't feel any need to brag or carry on a conversation mid-game, or she's the type of girl we despise, the one that carries on like being a human female is an endangered species, or she carries on some mundane conversation with some love-struck idiot.

My sister is the former, sometimes she comes to my place for LAN parties or just in general to play on my console or PC. She made her own account on PSN, and since then when I occasionally login to her by accident, her mailbox is FILLED with desperate virgins pandering to her.

All this girl does is play KZ2, and occasionally trash talk. It's funny, she's just like a dude, yet they all treat her like some girl that they have to wow online.

It's fucking sickening, and I'm tired of it.