join me /r9k/ you know you want to.

The bar is open 24/7

Goddamn best fucking thread ever. When the night's coming here in Europe, I'll join.

Thanks for the escapism, bro.

com'on robots, cheers

This is what /r9k/ is about. It's my birthday today, OP, and I thank you for the gift.

>>7600828
To you, I shall raise my glass.
May your birthday be a most pleasant one.

Next track:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

Damn, now I need me some film noir.

best fucking thing ever!, you rock op

not what one expects from /b/. Good to see you've joined the gentlemen :)

awesome

bookmark'd!

>>7600860
>>7600865
>>7600806

In return a most humble smile and a encouraging nod. "This, is something every man has to experience."

>>7600848
argh that really gets to me

This feels classy as hell even at 2PM. Come nightfall, I'm going to acquire an alcoholic spirit and enjoy the shit out of this.

Just imagine, sitting in a dimly lit bar in a city, few other patrons inside and you're sitting in a corner smoking a cigarette.

You take a sip of your whiskey as the door slowly creaks open, and the whole bar looks towards to see who it is.

You take a puff of your cigarette and down the last bit of your whiskey. You see one high-heeled foot step inside the door, trailed closely by a leg hidden in a red velvet dress. You're surrounded by a cloud of smoke, in your own world.

What happens next is up to you.

this is simply amazing.

>>7600843
Bottoms up, sir!

Next track
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVwokQnV4M

>>7600828
I'll raise a glass to you.
To your health, sir!

>>7600936
>>7600913
im raising a glass to all the robots, stay classy my good sir

Help me make my decision robots:
JW Blue Label.
Macallan 15 Year.
Laphroaig 10 Year.
Chivas 18 Year.
OR
Remy Martin XO.

Yes, none are special, but all are good, and sometimes I just prefer what I know I love.

Excellent atmosphere, my good man. Allow me to offer you ten of ten after I adjust my cravat.

How marvelous my lads. Its 2 pm at this time in England, yet I shall be procuring some Whisky for tonight where I can lavish in this splendour.

Cheers Gentlemen

>>7600936
>>7600950

Thank you, and cheers!
It seems the gentlemen are out in full force this afternoon.

Just now I began to ponder how lucky I am to be residing in Europe. The spirit that this thread represents is, in my opinion, much more alive here in Europe than in America, despite its origins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPNDrsZ2MAE

Next track

I feel classy as fuck.

>>7600778
oh wow OP good job i was not expecting this from /b/

too bad you didnt post this last night when i was drinking, well maybe it might use all this tonight thanks again OP

More music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct7WgG9S7xU

Blue In Green by Miles Davis also goes well with the rain track

Bravo, bravo.
I'm already starting to feel my cold, bitter heart of steel warm a little. Or maybe it's just the cheapest hobo booze I can afford.

>>7601019
honestly, i think ill reside here, although ive just started started surfing here for about a week, im already falling for this board.... the fact that there are no repost to me, a former /b/tard, is a haven from the cancer that is the GET, doubles, rate me, post ending in....etc

>>7600865
yes

but I think I've seen this thread on /v/ as well

it's ok it's a good thread

My room just became 400% more classy

Hell yeah.

>>7600962

> Laphroaig 10 Year.

This. Anon who used to, but can't anymore. Which sucks.

>>7601059
>>7600848
Hivemind, my friend.

Thanks OP, imma smoke a bowl and chillax

i combined rainy mood with thrash metal. It was....interesting

>>7601019
not OP but ive always found i listen to this while drinking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUrJw0WK_JE
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXz6B09qRlo

That is brilliant OP, I had low standards for this.

oh god yes. is it still classy if im listening with my headphones?

Actually OP, I like your style. Stick around a while would you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEC8nqT6Rrk

Listen to this track and feel like a 30's private eye in LA.

>>7600778
no
>>7600848
free jazz aint my thing.
>>7600934
Now we are talking.
>>7601025
nah
>>7600992
wat, no.
>>7601120
GET OUT.

Oh fuck you guys, I check my comments and I see all this.

>>7601163
lulz u mad?

Even more music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kxExi5wSs&feature=related

awsome

I shall have OPs manbabies.

this one is not bad with the rain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t99bpilCKw&feature=related

>>7601163
>>7601120
lulz well if my last choice was a bit too faggy for you i sugest this insted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K0Cq9BPKfQ

>>7601193
You just should head over to coltrane if you like chaotic aka, free jazz. Sounds horrible in my ears.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaVPAKuZMbw

Listening to this atm. Songs like this are awesome with the rain.

>>7600962
I'd go for the Macallan. I honestly can't stand Laphroaig. Never had the chance to try JW Blue (the only place that I've found selling single measures is the casino, for 20 GBP per 25ml). Never tried chivas, and don't like brandy.

Also next time you're out and about, try the Cardhu, and Cragganmore. Both delicious.

>>7601191
I was walking down the street,
When out the corner of my eye
I saw a pretty little thing approaching me.
She said "I've never seen a man
Who looks so all alone,
Could you use a little company?

If you can pay the right price
Your evening will be nice,
And you can go and send me on my way."
I said "You're such a sweet young thing
Why you do this to yourself?"
She looked at me and this is what she said:

>>7601241
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Money don't grow on trees.
I got bills to pay,
I got mouths to feed,
There ain't nothing in this world for free.
I know I can't slow down,
I can't hold back,
Though you know, I wish I could.
No there ain't no rest for the wicked,
Until we close our eyes for good".

Not even fifteen minutes later
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight.
And then he sweeps up from behind
And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight.

>>7601246
Not even fifteen minutes later
I'm still walking down the street,
When I saw a shadow of a man creep out of sight.
And then he sweeps up from behind
And puts a gun up to my head,
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight.

He said "Give me all you've got
I want your money not your life,
But if you try to make a move I won't think twice."
I go like "You can have my cash
But first you know I got to ask
What made you want to live this kind of life?"

..now THIS is what I am talking about

*leans back in chair and sips away, staring off into the sunset*

Why is it that whenever there is some kind of classy thread on /r9k/ I am at my unclassiest?

Drinking pepsi, eating peanuts and I am completely unwashed!

http://www.last.fm/listen/artist/Miles%2BDavis/similarartists#pane=webRadioPlayer&station=%252Fl
isten%252Fartist%252FMiles%252BDavis%252Fsimilarartists

Holy shit I have never wanted a single malt, 12 year aged Scotch like I do right now.

Fuck you OP, fuck you for making me want it

>>7601249
(chorus) fucking blox

Now a couple hours have passed
And I was sitting at my house,
The day was winding down and coming to an end.
So I turned on the TV
And flipped it over to the news,
And what I saw I almost couldn't comprehend.

>>7601267
I saw a preacher man in cuffs he'd taken money from the church,
He stuffed his bank account with righteous dollar bills.
But even still I can't say much
Because I know we're all the same,
oh yes we all seek out to satisfy those thrills

(chorus)

This just made me stop procrastinating on my studies.

OP, I salute you, good sir.

before this thread leads into the dark abyss of jerks posting random jazz pieces, i have to save OP's noble idea.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQVeaIHWWck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5IIXeR5OUI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ga3aDAv5YM almost too classy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lLcjgJi1bo

Not as classy, but feels fucking awesome.

Just so all /ronery9k/ knows, this was first started on /v/.

>>7600778
You fucking losers.
Listening to shitty smooth jazz with rain noises in the background doesn't make you 'classy' or a 'gentleman'.
I despair.

>>7601336
You's just jealous innit, guvnah.

>>7601336
But it makes you think you are, which is the whole point.

>>7601352
Why play pretend?
You're all just as bad as hipsters, all playing pretend. All trying to be something you're not.

>>7601374
They got shitty lifes, personalities and attitudes, Let them pretend to be someone else, just for an hour, then they realise how wrong and stupid it actually is, what they're doing.

>>7601374
Correct, and I couldn't be happier! *takes a leisurely sip*

its 7:21 am. im smoking Bubba Kush on the west coast out of a finely wrapped swisher sweet... in the background you hear the roars of the crowd, as Liverpool pretends to be football players versus the hated Manchester City... some white boy suggested i listen to some jazz on youtube and i did it. Feels Good, Man.

>>7601396
>Manchester City
>hated
wat

So much sophisticated WIN. Thank you, OP . . . thank you.

>>7601374
Noone is really pretending that they're a classy, sophisticated gentlemen. Hell, most of us are probably sitting in our jizz-stained underwear, belching out cheetos-flavored burps and ceaselessly farting from last night's 18" pizza. I know I am. It's called escapism [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapism] and God knows the pathetic losers that inhabit r9k are in dire need of some of that.

>>7601374
You dont have to be anything to enjoy music.
chillax.

>>7601402
More like:
>Amerifag
>Watching football
wat

Don't really need the rain track, it's already raining where I live.

>>7601402
nigga you heard me. MANCHESTER UNITED. COME ON YOU REDS.

>>7601336
u mad?
classyblox

>>7601424
Are you really enjoying it though?
Or are you just sitting thinking how cool and 'classy' you are because you like jazz?
I think that someone has to post a 4chan thread to remind you to try and force yourself to like this shit says it all.

>>7601417
They need escapism less than they need to sort themselves out.
Lazy people who won't realise their flaws and then improve them.

>>7601458
shut up, ho. quit crying. youre too hard for saxophones. we get it nigga.. keep it moving.

>>7601458
i love jazz...
and there is a difference between kenny G and miles davis. So dont call it smooth jazz please.

Next track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmoe3PPIuwc

cheers, robots

Reminds me of quilted bear.

>>7601481
YES. And while you are at it, listen to the rest of the soundtrack. Holy balls Vangelis is a genius.

>>7601481

fail. next

>>7601476
What? It's Davis' fault jazz ended up in the horrible smooth jazz pit it's in now.
Nice namedropping with the Davis by the way.
>Miles, Coltrane... I could go on.

Next track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wJyLFnxNk

>>7601336

no, it makes you feel awesome. which is good enough.

>>7601458

whats with all the haters?
its like /r9k/ oposes hapiness no matter what form it comes in so they can stay and wallow in thier circle jerking

anything by eluvium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pULmu86AXaY&feature=related

>>7601650
>>7601650

Sauce on pic?

thread is awesome, and is chemotherapy for the cancer that kills this place.

Thanks OP i cum buckets in rain now rain hiss at me.

I'm bumping with another great song to accompany the rain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQxIexegatM

Hey OP, I'm listening solely to the rain loop and I think I can hear a church service in the background.
Is this some secret christfag subliminal messaging?

I've been doing this for couple hours now.

It's really relaxing.

>>7602120

Yep. It goes great with most of my music too :D

>>7602106
HOLY SHIT THIS
but all I hear is music, like bells or something?

this is perhaps the best thing in the world ever
i kind of feel bad for wasting this perfect ambiance browsing the interwebs it feels insulting

>>7600778

Man I wish I had a cigarette/cigar right now. Too bad I quit smoking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCuCCms6YYc

Some Queen for your day

>>7602197
Also, I picked this song because I broke up with my gf a short while ago, and this song is just what I felt about it. So here's a bit of my mind for all you classy robots

>>7602180
Cigars are in no way comparable to the herbs mixed with dogshit everyone calls cigarettes.

Smoke and enjoy.

>>7602146
Yeah, I heard bells and birdsong, but I'm sure there's singing in the background.

I'm currently looking for a program to isolate the audio tracks like in CSI, but I've absolutely no experience in that.

Looks like this reign is coming to an end *dons shades* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkLZXk5sr3U
obligatory

Love ya op, I'll smoke a cigar now

Oh god, i lolled the moment the music started playing

Thanks OP.

Hey guys, let's read bartender together, I promise is not your generic manga.

http://www.onemanga.com/Bartender/1/

>>7601476
>kenny g
>jazz

What is this, I don't even.

>But when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fucked up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible. He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, shit all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician.
>Pat Methany on Kenny G

>>7602089
I've had this on loop for awhile. This song is amazing! It's definitely going on my list for future listening

How about some mexican trova?

http://www.goear.com/listen/22ba623/la-ba%C3%B1era-fernando-delgadillo

>>7602645

You should definitely check out the whole Endtroducing..... album then. It's all pretty amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v7kN9UXzlE

Django Reinhardt's cover of 'Beyond the Sea' sounds pretty good with the rain.

anon........ you fucking rule

http://www.rainymood.com/rainymood30a.mp3

TADAA

Sexy latin version.

Plus, it's like 9 minutes long, so you don't have to change it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3_sML4prLE

http://images.4chan.org/f/src/the%20days%20just%20fly%20by.swf

Uploaded for you bros. Yeah it's a loop but I can't get sick of it. I might find some more if people like this one.

I was feeling bad thinking about having to go back into the office for the next six days.... now, I feel good.

ITT: A bunch of simulated homosexuality masked by the heavy stench of pretension.

(I am enjoying this.)

rainymood is fucking MADE for leonard cohen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTRX23EMNk

who by fire

I can't say anything that hasn't been said, but this is some superb atmosphere. The sound of the rain calms the mind that would jump back and forth between past regrets and future concerns, and the smooth jazz with a good drink weaves a present that you're glad to settle into and stay awhile.

Cheers, robutts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leI7sfmipuI

Try some Atlantis, guys.

I wish I hadn't already promised someone I'd go out tonight, I'd rather lie in bed with this on.

>>7603062
Go my friend, we'll still be here when you come back.

http://www.theunseenvideo.com/video/youmakemefeel.html

nice relaxing vid, changes through the year, weather etc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NakJViJdlec

augh gotta sleep.
archive this! loving the music

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