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02/20/10(Sat)20:47:44 No.7593814The
year is 2018. 4chan was bought out a year ago and is now a joint
venture by Fox and MTV. The 2010's generation is now referred to as the
"4chan Generation" or "Generation Anonymous", similar to the
"Myspace/Facebook Generation" that preceded it.
New boards
include: /merch/ (for merchandise!), /twe/ (tweens), /per/ (personal),
/hs/ (high school), /col/ (college), /fny/ (funny), /lux/ (luxury), and
/hot/ (for hot things, whatever that is).
All inappropriate words
are censored from /b/ and the only purpose of /b/ is to generate new
memes for the production of new merchandise (/merch/). 4channers will be
able to purchase merchandise from the online store.
/v/ has been
separated into /wii2/, /xbox720/, and /ps4/ (pc gaming does not exist)
while /tv/ is now /mo/ (movies), /tv/ (television), /ce/ (celebrities),
/rt/ (reality television) and /mtv/.
The porn boards and pirating
boards are removed. Any link to piracy, racism, sexism, or sexual
content in general results in a ban.
A "point system" exists.
Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme
accessories, like Longcat and W.T. Snacks ban hammer. Points can also be
bought with monetary payment.
Disney's new sitcom is in
development, starring a half Japanese, half American girl (who's
secretly a pop star) that meets a couple of 4channers in real life. They
go on wacky hijinks solving mysteries. Much of the humor is derived
from the fact that the 4channers are "nerdy" white otakus, while the
main character is popular, cool and asian (sort of ).
Hot Topic
now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise. Also available in any
nearby Walmart or Giant.
moot is somewhere in Africa dying of
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