>>7576596


/A/gree. /b/ is like a toilet bowl full of shit.

/d/ is pretty fucked up also.

/b/ is full of retards.

/r9k/ is full of people who think they're intelligent but are really just average.

Each board has it's own weakness.

Whichever one I'm on at the moment.

/b/. they even call themselves tards. what more would you want ?

>>7576626

Lol, true. /b/tards. hahahahah

/b/ is full of fat neckbeards. 4chan would be better off without it.

>>7576649

Yeah, true. This place would be much cooler without the idiot's from /b/.

>>7576596

hahahahah. they probably kinda look like that pic.

Go onto /jp/ and make a thread that mentions you having a girlfriend.

I got a thread to hit autosage with pure rage after unintentionally posting "So I have a job, go to school, and have a nice girlfriend, but I think I'd like a neat VN".

woah at the samefag

>>7576626
/b/tard here

the more i browse /rk9/ the more i noticed its the same as /b/ with longer less threads

>>7576722

We don't have RAFF U ROSE or EVERYONE GET IN HERE. That automatically makes us much more different.

/r9k/ for sure

>ALPHA/BETA I CAN'T GET A DATE BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES I WILL NEVER HAVE SEX!

>>7576732
lol the everyone get in here threads are completely random and they always get a bunch of replies, never have i participated in one

>>7576722

Not everyone here is mentally retarded, and /b/ is 100% mentally retarded. Thats the diffirence.

>>7576732

Different /b/tard here, different people from different boards come here and lurk, including /b/tards, /r9k/ is basically as relationshit board full of whining faggots who constantly cry and moan about their life, only good thing is how easy it is to troll here.

1. /b/
2/ /r9k/

Rk9 for sure you faggots

Yeaah i'm gonna go with /b/ too

>I wanna marry BAWKSY guis! THE BEST shit was SO cash look at my doubles hay guise do i look hot requesting cp I'm 12 and what is this I don't even She EPIN /b/ NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

that about sums /b/ up

>>7576769
see this is a common reply we would get over at /b/

>>7576722
>>7576752
>they still visit /b/

ITT: Everyone pretends they didn't originally come from /b/

>>7576779
so i see you lurk /b/

Fuck r9k /b/ is the true board of 4chan

>>7576799
No. But i used to. Like everyone when they first discover 4chan.

>>7576798
Yeah, all of us came from the Primordial Goo, too. We just dont like to talk about it cuz we've moved on.

>>7576811

You can suck our balls /b/. hahaha

/b/ & /r9k/ when the new boards came.

>>7576824

In b4 SHlTSTORM!

i rate /5/ is the most retarded board

but /b/ makes me laugh more than any other thing on the internet...

UHH EXCUSE ME, SHITTY OC ONLY BOARD COMING THROUGH LOL

>>7576796

>>7576796
>using memes /b/ created

>>>/b/199250873

/b/ is planning counterattack

INB4 SHITSTORM

You guys are so original. gawd.

>>7576904
>implying /b/ makes memes

>>7576914
>Implying this is not a /v/ meme

>People defending /b/

>>7576914
>implying you didn't just use a meme from /b/ when you said >implying

>>7576907

They are probably too busy lol'ing at their memes to even bother being called retards.

>>7576918
>implying this is a /b/ meme

>>7576927
no i actually just dont want newfags over here

/hr/ is full of retards. all the pictures are far too big.

that made my head spin
>>7576914
>>7576918
>>7576925
>>7576936

you guys all suck 8===D

i am a real oldfag and have been on 4chan longer than anyone anywhere.

/b/ is king

YOU'RE A FUCKING DICK NIBBLER

/b/ is the perfect example of the sheep effect. most of the people are 14-18 and are extremely misogynistic just because its the norm lol

Penis penis vagina!

>>7576969
ohmugod you are JUST SO FUCKING COOL. I wish I wad as oldfaggot i so dumb you so smart.... sigh.... if only I could be you... /yourdumb

so i've never been on r9k.. it seems to be little kids crying about how tough life is.. basically all the gay shit on /b/ congrats r9k you're the scum of /b/!

NOT COOL, how can people even have that shit on their computer. FUCK

Wait what is r9k?
I would like to know this information.

>>7577020
Oh shit I'm in r9k there is more forums?
What the fuck...

>>7577005
It's almost as if... THEY'RE COPYING /b/!!
BUT THIS PLACE IS ORIGINAL OMGWTFBBQ?!??!

I'm not retarded. Though I agree most of /b/ is.

>>7576985
>>7576985
>>7576985

fag that can't detect sarcasm

Hey i have an idea, why dont you go fuck yourself you nigger?

all you bitches are dead, prepare for war cocksuckers

smells like chocolate rain.....
DUCK AND COVER!

It's like the emo version of /b/.
How pathetic.

Ohhhh, you jealous?

>>7576620
Be careful with that "average" business.

You may not be aware of just how stupid the average person is.

Off-topic, I'm pretty sure. GTFO.

/b/. There's a reason they're called /b/tards.

>>7576722
>implying /r9k/ is like /b/.

It isn't. At all.

/a/ was here, rest of you all smalltime

>>7577048
Least /b/ has retard strength.
You guys just have mediocrity.

Fuck your textless post.

>>7577057
Yeah... yeah it is.

GUYS I'VE GOT IT!

b comes before r in the alphabet.
random comes before robot

WE ARE SUPERIOR IN ALL WAYS!

/b/ is the reason 4chan came to fame, you fucktards, if it wasn't for our disorganised, yet combined efforts, then this board wouldn't even exist.
Most people don't even know what /r9k/ is for, let alone use it.
/b/ has the highest traffic of the site, as said by m00t himself, and pretty much ALL OC on this site comes from /b/.

Now go back to your shit. You don't know what you're talking about.

/r9k/ is actually so terrible. I used it for a while, but nothing is interesting. Full of philosophers who think because you can't proove something 100% or 0% true, then it is worth talking about.
Things 0.00000001% likely, unless funny, are boring complete wastes of time.
Go learn some maths. Download an ebook or something.
/b/ is 95% shit, but 5% crack. I am willing to sift through the shit.

Someone said 'think they are intelligent but are actually just average' That is true but 'average' is pretty pretty fucking terrible.
Do things.
DO THINGS.

And now thanks to /b/, /r9k/ has doubled its posts.

ITT: /r9k/ gets gang raped by /b/

>>7577094
And halved its bitchyness.

>>7577077
>/b/ has the highest traffic of the site, as said by m00t himself.

>Implying quantity = quality.

Pic related. It's you

Where did all the /r9k/ faggots go?

r9k sux as hell dammit!

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

when i saw r9k this is the image i thought of

>>7577096

ITT: /r9k/ trolled /b/

/b/ got butthurt

now /b/ is baaaaaaaaaw'ing

/b/ = worst board on 4chan

>>7577117
Implying /r9k/ is quality.

inb4 404 for the CP

>>7577117
If there were more man on man threads, you'd be surfing /b/ too.

If you're going by percentage, i'd go with /d/.
/b/ probably has the most retards, but there's millions of people there, most of them normalish.

>>7576626
Sigh. Are you stupid? Seriously.
Most of the common boards have nicknames for their regular inhabitants. /b/tards is just ours.
The only reason you queers don't have one is because you can't really make anything out of '/r9k/', you stupid faggot.
Nothing about this board fits in.

OP is a fag... btw who the hell read this /r9k/ shit?

>>7577138
I never implied that.

Retard.

>>7577134
I'm just watching, I find these disputes rather entertaining. No bawwing here, sir.

wtf is this shit hole?

/r9k/ talks about life issues and helps people deal with everyday problems discusses things that are relevant to life

/b/ just posts stupid shit with no meaning and laugh at her other while they jerk each other off and since there are tons of them think they are better

/b/ = pathetic
/r9k/ = helpful

BEING BIASED IS AMAZING. xDDDDD

Hi namefag.

Writing the word 'sigh.'
That's pretty bent.

/b/ is superior to you all. We all speak with the truth. and say what you all wanna say but are too big of pussies to actually say.

>implying anybody on 4chan has a soul

>>7577165
>helps people deal with everyday problems
That's what /adv/ is for.

>>7577165
Obvious troll is obvious.

My post is now original.

>>7577153

WE HAVE NAME ITS ROBOTS!!!

WTF maybe learn something before opening youre maouth youre just making you look bad and /b/ as well

>>7577117
sorry abowt my dickfingers
they tipe stuff sumtymes and its sorta like touretts lol
i say stoopid stuff lyke memes frum /b/ when maykin fun of it lol becuz im hardcoar.

This is an elaborate cross-booard trolling effort. I say 9/10.

You know what they say about arguing on the Internet... Even if you win, you're still retarded. /b/ and /r9k/ are equally full of retards. /thread. Now let's talk about which board has more whiny emo faggot bitches...

>>7577165 btw then...

/b/ = people without anything to do and losing their time...
/r9k/ = people without anything to do and losing their time too, but they THINK they're smart... faggets

hehehe r9k fags cant new fags.

>>7577140
Hey don't blow the whistle.. I want to see how long this goes on for.

>>7577165
mootcockbloxplox

>>7577194
>implying
started on /v/ methinks.

>>7577192

There's actualls two, robots and arcanine..

>>7577165
>implying all of 4chan isn't a bunch of retards pissing in an ocean of piss.

sadfasdfasdfasdf

>>7577194
>implying implying didn't start on /v/

cHANCES ARE THIS tHREAD WAS STARTED BY A /b/tard for sum lulz...we do sh!t like that man

>>7577117
>>7577194

...Lol?
I'm guessing you need to lrn2tripcode, dickfaggot.

You see? This only proves our point even more. I had a /b/rother defend me there.
We are legion, most of us are decent people. Some retards, but most are superior to you in every way imaginable.

"sigh"
"implying"
"methinks"
"actualls"

Does anyone actually think this is cool.

STFU faggets... the only difference is

/b/ = btards
/r9k/ = retards (it's a word, oh they're intelligent)

/b/=Mature aduIts pretending to be retards.
/r9k/=Retards pretending to be mature adults.
/truth

>>7577241
Do you think you are cool for posting on a board named ROBOT9000

>>7577233
Hi.
No, you're a fag.
A namefag.
Namefag is not legion, not that any of that matters.

Lets get on with this, shall we?

>>7577233
>You see? This only proves our point even more

What point? That /b/ has more traffic? That doesn't prove it's better.


Fuck this thread. I'm done with it. You people are idiots, and thank you for reminding why i left /b/ in the first place

>>7577165
>/b/ just posts stupid shit with no meaning and laugh

Uhh, /b/ is the 'Random' board, you retarded butthurt dipshit. There's not mesnt to be an order to is.

>>7577192

DISREGARD I SUCK COCK.

>>7577265
Writing 'uhh' on the internet is redundant.

>>7576649
Would you rather the former /b/tards be in every other board? Then every board would be the same as /b/.

/g/
fa sho

>>7577261
...I'd say more traffic = better.
The most popular kid is the best kid, no?

from /b/, with love, motherfuckers

enjoy bitches

OMFG! what the hell... BRING EBM to kick these niggers!

>>7576994
No one fuckin care?

What were you saying about /b/

>>7577192
Sigh.
You people really are as hopeless as niggers.
The other boards' names for them include the board's TITLE.
For EXAMPLE: /b/tards.
NOTICE THE /b/... See what I did there? the board is titled '/b/'... We are called ''/b/tards'!
I know this is a lot for you to comprehend all at once, so I'll give you a little while to mull it over in your 'brain'.

/r9k/ is full of dick smoking cock licking monkey sucking motherfucking whore mouth dick face shit eating mouth breathing gay wad fucking douche balls faggots

This thread just proves that /b/ is fucking retarded

they have to raid another board just because they got butthurt about something that was said.

You don't see /r9k/ raiding other boards. We're content just to talk about whatever, so go "omg someone is saying bad things about us, whaaaa whaaaa whaaa, everyone get in and report and we will raid them because we are insecure faggots!"

No, b/b could stay stuff about ius and we will jst say whatever

fuck you /b/faggots

board rename /r9k/ >> /fgt/

Whats a /b/?

i love /b/, maybe im a retard too

>>7577350
JUST... JUST GET RID OF THE NAME.

>>7577361
>stay stuff about ius and we will jst say whatever
You've all already proved that this is not the case.

>>7577361

No, you guys are content to bitch and whine about your faggoty little lives.

>>7577350

uh duh "ROBOTS9000"

lolol I wonder were Robots comes from???

wow youre a fucking idiot

gbktb/

>>7577361
Actually we came here on vacation. After all our bad assery we need to watch some kids whine for a few hours.

HEY you guys dont have to get your panties in a bunch because /r9k/ (/fgt/) gets like 5 posts a day

>U have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.?.>.wtf is this faggotre

/r9k/ are full of pussy wipes who wine all day for their inability to talk with women, /b/ > /r9k/

>>7577378

wrong we are not on /b/ doing dumb shit, you guys all came here because youre butthurt we said we didnt like /b/

guess what, nobody on 4chan outside of /b/ likes /b/

/b/ is easily the most least liked board from users

ITT: BAAAAW SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING BAD ABOUT /b/ LOL FGTS WE ARE LEGION ROFL XDDDDDDDDD

GO back to your double and copypasta threads. Faggots

>>7577386
actually sir its robot9000 fuckin idiot you fucking robosexualls are such losers

>>7577403
Be fair though... threads like that are on /b/ also.

>>7577361

But see, whenever I visit /r9k/, it's always some kind of faggotry. Like a dude will start some kind of thread about how he rages whenever he sees an asian guy with a white woman. You guys should put yourselves out there instead of being basement dwelling retards.

Suck my cock granny

>>7576732
What did you think THIS topic was?

Fuck /r9k/

This is now officially a FBF thread.

Commencing dump...

>>7577414
I like the part where you projected your amount of butthurt.

This /b/ gore raid only shows how /b/ still sucks.

Thanks for reminding us to never go back there, /b/tards.
Enjoy the cancer.

>>7577425
>>7577414

Continuing with the dump.

To the dump dump dump...

Based on this thread, /r9k/ is full of people who think they are good, but they are not really.

/b/ on the other hand, we know we are bad, and we will drag everyone down with us.

>>7577437
BUT POSTING GORE MEANS I AM EDGY AND DARK XD

>>7577437
without /b/ you would not be here. Without /b/ there is no 4chan.

Thank us.

Unload those folders, /b/rothers.

SUDDENLY!

BUTTHURT FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE!

this kind of thing apealls to me

Come on, show some love...

>>7577451
BUT I WON'T BECAUSE IT'S ICKY. I'LL KEEP WITH MY COMPLAINING AND CRYING WILL GET ME GIRLS THEORY XD

Is there anyone else who gives a shit?

>>7577481
Icky? It's fucking delicious!

/b/rothers UNITE!

This is most certainly relevant to my interests.

fbf is gay

What is this racist faggotry?

/b/ is for underagers who love to play the redtube game again and again with no knowledge that they're actually in an international circle jerk, literally.

/r9k/ is more like Opera for guys. Just when every non-mainstream idea seems to be beaten to death via pedantry, lo and behold, an anon pulls another riveting thread out of nowhere. And yeah, there is a lonely tone in /r9k/ but it's also mixed with a happy vibe, whereas /b/ can't come to reality that they're staring at the same thread(s) as two to three years ago.

>>7576596

board is with retards on 4chan which most filled.

>>7577386
You seem to have SOMEHOW misunderstood yet again. You should really be called retard9000.
We're not called randomtards you dickweed, the names have abbreviations of the board's title in them, they're not abbreviations OF the title.

Also, it's hurr durr, get it right you sub-par intelligence shiteater.

QUICK, /b/TARDS! DDOS 4CHAN!


(I know you would.)

The best way to get your jollies...

>>7577456

lol 99.9% chance you joined 4chan AFTER it got popular so dont take credit for something you had no part off

can I really expect any different from /b/ dumbasses though

all the people that made /b/ "famous" have since left because the board has devolved into nothing but faggotry

>>7577500
It is, yes. That's why I was mocking him for mocking gore.
Silly.

Pic related. It's what both boards should realize at this moment.

>>7577550
You've been lurking this thread for 45minutes. Grats

>>fuck your goddamn textless posts

Why would you gorespam on 4chan? Do you think we haven't seen this shit a million times over? Are you guys really that fucking retarded? It just proves that all /b/ is is a bunch of internet tough kids trying to show the internet how they're HURRDURR DESENSITIZED INTERNET WARRIORS.

That being said, /r9k/ isn't much better. Most of the time it's a normalfag circlejerk. At least on rare occasions something interesting comes out /r9k/, which cannot at all be said about /b/.

Oh look, the children on /b/ have come over with their 'shocking, gory' pictures.

How typical.

and of course, this.

This thread has reminded me why i don't lurk /b/ anymore.

Anon is legion xD

Shall we dump some CP /b/rothers?

>>7577591
Oh look, more whining...

hahah funny

>>7577561
Ha. It's funny. You act like you know when I first arrived here.

>>7577612
FUCK YEAH. LET'S GET BANNED FROM THIS SHITHOLE.

Probably /h/

1.) Raid /r9k/
2.) Post lots of FBF
3.) ?????
4.) PROFIT???

>>7577612
I think we shall.

>>7577612
Oh nooo! Anything but CP!