>He thinks Japan would attack America, and not the Chinese
>laughingelfwomen.jpg

1960s - Kennedy pushes America, with German aid, into space. Iron Curtains appear in both Europe and Asia.

1970s - Several proxy wars happen in South America and Africa. Nothing of value is lost.

1990 - Cold War is hotter than ever, the clock is 30 seconds from midnight. Then contact is made with aliens.

2001 - Earth becomes extremely xenophobic, East and West being to work together.

>>7543392

Britain and Germany join together in 1943, to ensure that Germany doesn't pull out of the war, mass migration of German civilians into France and Western Germany.

The V2 never comes into existence, Germany and England invent the electronic computer in 1935, the pace of it's development is thrice that in our reality. Diamonds, not being used as jewelery as Germany and England remove their culture from America begin being used in replacements to Silicon.

1980, war erupts once again on the eastern front of Europe, Russian and Chinese forces catch Poland by surprise, destroying their military in a matter of weeks.

2050 - Slipspace drives are produced, man is no longer chained to earth. Thanks to the mistrust of aliens Earth unites into a confederation.

2100 - War breaks out with Aliens, stalemate occurs and man begins to colonize the stars.

Guys, what is this? I do not even! Do you even?

Bear with me, please. Please OP, do not run.

From what parallel reality are you reciting from. This is very important, because ours seems to be, the one in danger. I need information and lots of it. Those who control our reality are the Rich bankers and beyond them, children of the stars.

Please explain.

Others who wish to point fingers and laugh, don't bother.
Anyone yelling tinfoil hat is ignorant of Gauss' Law, because one would need an full tinfoil suit in order to block the mental suggestion waves.

>1938 - Germany becomes an utopia developing the latest tech and weaponry.

Er, 1938 is just a few years into the worldwide great depression. I don't see anybody becoming a 'utopia' that quickly.

>1944 - Japans attacks America, China becomes communist.

How did China leave japanese occupation?

>Then contact is made with aliens.

Wat? Why wasn't contact made with aliens in OUR dimension? Also you need to read Harry turtledoves Worldwar series badly.

>>7543474
2195 - Soul Harmonics becomes an emergent science, as researchers discover the essence of consciousness and learn to manipulate it.

2196 - Most human beings use soul harmonics technology to transfer their souls into giant animatronic penises and vaginas, heralding the end of civilization as we know it. God facepalms.

>>7543513
Contact was made, and is still being made. However I trust not that they are :space: aliens. More like extra dimensionals.

As of now, the OP must answer my inquiries:>>7543502

Fuck, I can't spell today.

2455 - We have colonized nearly a thousand systems, contacted multiple Alien races and are quickly becoming the dominant civilization in our arm of the galaxy.

2500 - First Contact with a hostile arachnid species is made, they declare a jihad on humans and their allies. Their superior tech and numbers soon begin to wear us down.

2525 - 3 of our alien client species have been exterminated and we have lost too many worlds to count.

>>7543521
Brilliant troll attempt, you are not the OP. Stop it

>1944 - China becomes communist.
>implying it wasnt already

futuramathemesong.wav

FAIL

>1960s - Kennedy pushes America, with German aid

germany would still have Von Braun

>1960s - Germany builds space station, americans weep
fixed

2700- Humans learn how to suck own genitalia. Arachnid race too envious to call off war. They Demand instructors on the art of the selfsuck that the human race is all too happy to provide.

2600 - Our allies are gone, only Sirius and Sol remain. Desperate we begin to develop quantum bombs.

2610 - Sirius falls. Only Sol remains.

2611 - Quantum bomb is detonated in the center of enemy space. Super Massive Black Hole is created.

>>7543541
I wasn't trolling, and I wasn't trying to be the OP. I just know that as soon as mankind figures out how to put human minds in other vessels, society will fall apart as everyone rushes to experience the endless novelty of being something physically different than what we were yesterday.

>>7543432
> Cold War is hotter than ever
> the clock is 30 seconds from midnight

lrn2doomsdayclock

>1990 - Cold War is hotter than ever, the clock is 30 seconds from midnight.

>nuclear warning clock without nuclear technology

2615 - Black Hole begins to devour everything around it. Arachnids halt their attacks.

2700 - Humanity begins to rebuild only to discover that the black hole they created will consume our galaxy withing 10,000 years. Plans are implemented to ensure our survival.

>>7543618
>Humanity begins to rebuild only to discover that the black hole they created will consume our galaxy withing 10,000 years

Durr, seriously, guys? Nobody saw that coming?

>>7543618
2701 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eq2-WH7WoE goes viral after a nearly 700-year hiatus. Universe weeps at the glory of it; pan-galactic peace treaty is drafted and signed by all involved in the human conflict.

3000 - 1000 planet sized ships are built, they are launched towards Andromeda with the majority of the human race in them.

3500 - Humanity is in the intergalactic void between galaxies. War erupts between the planet ships.

3510 - Only 5 ships remain, 3 of them far too damaged to last much longer. Once again we are on the brink of extinction.

>>7543655

4000 - 1 ship reaches Andromeda search for planet to settle in begins.

4100 - Earth like planet is found.

4500 - Proving once again that we are like rats Humanity has clawed it's way to pre arachnid levels of power in Andromeda. So far no alien species have been found.

OP please, tell me, where did you receive this information.

5000 - Second Contact; those damn arachnids had a similar idea and fled to Andromeda. Once again war erupts. Tech levels are now equal stalemate ensues.

5200 - Arachnids suddenly sue for peace, war ends. Arachnids proceed to ignore us.

5400 - Arachnids ask for help, the reason for the peace treaty 200 years later was because they had come into contact with a species native to Andromeda. This new species is wiping the arachnids out. Once they finish they will come for us. Alliance is forged.

>>7543743
meant to say earlier
Fuck I'm tired.

>>7543741

I got this information from your mother, could you tell her I need my watch back? I left it on the nightstand

Godfuckingdammit how come come there's still life around? Everyone seems to be hell-bent on wiping each other out.

PIC FUCKING RELATEDblox

5500 - The war is not going well, human and arachnid council consider the use of tactical quantum bombs. Unwilling to cause the destruction of another galaxy the idea is scrapped.

5600 - World breakers are developed, we can now destroy enemy planets with one hit. Aliens refuse to consider peace. Human council decides to wipe them out.

5800 - Last Alien planet is destroyed, there are still rouge armies wandering solar systems but the Alien threat is ended.

>>7543783

sage goes in the email field faggot

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keep going op, i love it.

Do you fags care?
If nooone is reading I'mma stop

unappreciatedandfeelingbutthurtbloxks

>>7543763
just like earth ain't it?

>>7543828
keep going man this is great

dfdnfkdnfvkdnf

>>7543828
I'm reading, go on.

>>7543828

I am enjoying this.

6000 - Mr Rogers appears from nowhere and reveals himself to be God. Raptor Jesus disagrees they battle it outt. My mom get scared and says "You're moving with your aunt and uncle in bel air" I whistle for a cab and when it gets near the cabby tells me "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down" so I reply with a "Why so serious?"

>>7543858
Wow that was pathetic.

>>7543828
>>7543828
keep going i love it

>>7543858
i think that this is quite possibly the stupidest post on 4chan.

>>7543858
>>7543858
>>7543858
>>7543858
>>7543858

This is not OP
Obvious troll is obvious.

obvioustrollblocks
3e7rwedsafasf

>>7543884
i think OP trolled us hard man

5990 - Contact is made with a new race of aliens. They resemble giant teddy bear and seem to be peaceful.

6000 - Era of peace sweeps across all human space. Arachnids return to ignoring us, but remain hostile.

6100 - Humans begin to splinter into factions due to the fact that the human controlled space has grown so vast it can no longer be controlled by one central body.

>>7543909
after which point, total war is absolutely inevitable

so, when exactly we become the imperium of man?

6300 - Although humanity has splintered into several groups the constant fear of renewed attack by Arachnids has kept ties close and war at bay. Science marches on.

6500 - New religious sect appears, they take over control of one faction, The United Solar Systems.

Damn it. If only Hitler didn't die. We'd have avoided this intergalactic catastrophe. Oh wait..

this thread is so god damned stupid

>>7543959

I hope you choke on your tongue tonight.

>>7543950
the suspense is killing me!
>realize its just a fucking timeline

>>7543939
>>7543939
when your mom stops being a slut, so never

6600 - Under the control of religious fanatics the United Solar Systems gears up for war. The other factions can only guess with whom they plant to fight.

6655 - The United Solar Systems launch a major offensive against the Arachnids. Other human factions refuse to become involved, Arachnids begin to destroy the USS.

>>7543967

yeah man, fake timelines sure are the stuff that good threads are made of, huh?

>>7543991
>>7543991
>>7543991
better than the baww bullshit that usually happens here

I would suck OPs dick

>>7543991
This guy, I like.

>>7543999

just because its different shit doesnt mean it doesnt still stink.

6700 - USS seeks recruits the previously mentioned Teddy bear liek species. They prove to be vicious warriors with no equal.

6750 - Conflict beings to turn with the USS winning major victories.

6800 - Teddy bears double cross the USS and shatter both the USS and Arachnid fleets in 2 massive battles.

>>7544019
>>7543991
>>7543959
Well since you guys don't want to hear it and I'm running out of ideas I guess I'll stop.

>>7543828
i care, please keep going OP

>>7544029
it started getting shitty once you hit teddy bears.

>>7544037
fuck you fuckface

>>7544037
>>7544037
>>7544037
Just for you then

7000 - Bears become new dominant force in the the galactic arm.

7400 - Slipspace routes into the other side of the galaxy are opened up. We come across a confederation made of up of over 1000 species and 1 million planets.

7800 - A sort of galactic economy emerges. Wars are now fought economically.

>>7544063
smells like halo

8000- A galactic equilibrium has been reached. No major wars. Peace is the norm.

8100 - Extra galactic species arrives with a massive fleet. The fleet is estimated to be over a googleplex in size and with supply lines connecting it to their home galaxy. War ensues.

>>7544079

Nice Mass Effect bro.

Also, by then technology will have advanced to a point where virtually everything would be completely inconceivable to us.

8150 - The 1000 races of the Andromeda Galaxy with humanity at it's head attempt to fight back. Although the enemy is slowed for a time defeat seems to be a foregone conclusion.

9200 - 1000 years of war has left the galaxy devastated. Only Humanity and the Arachnids remains a 1000 years of conflict has made them brothers.

9500 - Last Arachnid fleet is destroyed. Humanity prepares to leave the Andromeda galaxy. Millions of quantum bombs are produced.

9600 - Humanity leaves Andromeda and sets off bombs. Andromeda will be consumed within a 1000 years.

>>7543513

>Harry turtledoves

9700 - Humanities inter galactic fleet heads towards the invaders home galaxy, intent of destroying it with quantum bombs.

11,000 - We reach their Galaxy only to realize they have already conquered multiple galaxies, Andromeda being one of many. Fleet sets off bombs anyway and turns around. The search for a new galaxy to call home begins.

The end.

>>7544119
lol @ intergalactic war crimes

humanity seems like a race of assholes

>Last Arachnid fleet is destroyed.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

;.;

>>7543532
>>7543532
>>7543532
>>7543532
To be honest I ran out of steam right about this point.

I would like to thank OP for this.
Thank you OP.

>>7544204
>>7544204
epic till then man

I'm fucking crying, OP.

This is epic and sad. I'm writing a motherfucking book, you fucker. A FUCKING BOOK.

>>7544258
Better not steal the first 1500 years, they are mine.
You can have the rest.

that was fucking retarded

>>7543584

advances in tech will bring this alot sooner than 2195

transhumanismgitsstyleblox

Nah, don't want that. I think the whole teddy bear shit was dumb and you had a lot of mistakes, but barring that it was amazing.

Reading through the entire thing, thinking the Arachnids and the Humans would forever be at odds then to find that in the end, they can finally reconcile, only for the Arachnids to be wiped away completely and for the Humans to do what they swore never to do again to TWO galaxies, in pure anger over loss of their brethren? I shed manly tears bro.

The ending was perfect, too. After seeing several galaxies, thousands of species, and millions of planets, the small group of Humans leave as the only remnant. Beautiful.

>Germany and England working together
Haha, oh you. The British still had a hate-on for Germany after having fought four years of the most destructive warfare to date with the sausage-sucking fucks.

this was pretty much like enders game + mass effect + halo.

It's nice, but nothing new at all.

>>7543392
i already know the cure for cancer its this http://www.ukclassifieds.co.uk/tibetan_kefir_mushroom_a_living_remedy_cures107diseases-o941391.html

i was told the same story by some old woman who also had this and passed it onto my mother around 9 years ago now. I hate the taste so i have it in a banana smoothie everyday for its vitimins and just as a good food it tastes nice too. and no im not some new age hippy faggot i've seen cancer patients last alot longer when they've combined taking this with chemotherapy. i guess its the same as all them 'prebiotic' you get in supermarkets but not adulterated to fuck

Wow seems like nothing happens in those spans of thousands of years.

I loved this OP. How do I ask for an archive or an epic screen cap or SOME BULLSHIT.

the sequel:

14,770 - After beating back a religious revolt that nearly splintered the survivors' fleet, humanity arrives in what is currently called the Messier 56 galaxy, name it New Andromeda, and begin to rebuild.

15,500 - The new human government has spread humanity to 10,000 systems and discovered dozens of sentient species.

17,500 - Human has spread to 26 more galaxies.

18,000 - There is still no sign of the extragalactic invaders. Scientists begin to broach extradimensional manipulation with the goal of cross-universal conciousness transference.

18,250 - The first human consciousness successfully crosses into another dimension, requiring the energy of over three hundred stars to do so. It never returns.

18,300 - Computing has reached exponentially increasing levels. Major political factions are able to manufacture logic computers that can turn even the most insane political ideas into complex, faux-logical problems that would take eons for automated systems to dissect, and billions of eons for human minds to tackle.This cripples the human government with gridlock and bureaucracy.

19,000 - Three hundred and fifty humans have journeyed to other dimensions. None are ever heard from again, though they all have the technology to return transferred with them. Doubt is cast on the feasibility of extradimensional habitation. The unified government cancels extradimensional research.

21,000 - Humanity has spread to over 10000 galaxies, including those of the invader species, which has disappeared completely without a trace.

>>7544485
[ctrl]/[Command]+S

>implying germany could unfuck itself without hitler

man, op, you're a god tier troll.

21,200 - Extradimensional research has been carried out in secret by splinter factions resisting the laws that forbid it. Intellectual consciousness combines are beginning to openly disagree with the prohibition and the debate becomes the most headed in millennia.

21,550 - A report leaks that an illegal research team has successfully sent a scientist to another universe and back. The universe was around 60% pure energy of an exotic, never-before-seen nature. The report is verified as credible and the government holds talks on possibly reconsidering the prohibition on research.

22,200 - The most massive research project in human history has resulted in the development of scanning equipment which can detect the habitability of other universes, and sent over 1000 humans (and 500 more researchers of many the of millions of other human-governed species) to hundreds of other universes. It has been discovered that any direct contact between human-universe matter and extradimensional matter results in the the immediate end of the galaxy in which it occurs. The government ends all research once more and begins to pursue rogue researchers more aggressively than ever in light of the danger this poses.

>>7544679
>>7544679
so how'd the one scientist come back then?

>>7544679

It's time to stop posting, OP.

>>7544697
>>7544714
ya. i got over the teddy bear thing, but now things are starting to contradict themselves..

>>7544679

22,300 - Most of the intellectual combines convene and sign a revolutionary pact, splitting off from the main government and tearing a chunk out of its cloud of galaxies. A massive war begins, and billions of systems are utterly annihilated.

22,350 - The war rages on and the rebel fleets begin to falter. The rebel government manages to detect the energy released when a universe is destroyed through contact with extradimensional matter, and conceptualizes a system to capture it.

22,400 - The rebels now hold less than fifty galaxies and it is clear their days are numbered. The capture system is completed, and the amount of energy attained on the first successful capture is immense. Utilizing it, the rebels are able to perform a surprise counterattack that reclaims their lost territory and breaches space held by the main government.

22,410 - Alarmed at this development, the main human government mobilizes its entire economy and strikes deep into the heart of the rebels to eliminate their capture centers. Without an adequate energy source, the main human government sweeps across rebel space and closes in on the rebel core galaxies.

>>7544737
>>7544697

the idea was that they finally found another universe humans could exist in through trial and error, perhaps that wasn't clear.

>>7544784
>>7544784
ohhh, sweet. kinda odd, but i like it

22,411 - The invaders that nearly destroyed human in the 9000s appear out of nowhere in the center of main human government space. They appear to have transported themselves there through a vast knowledge of extradimensional physics that exceeds that of humans. Within mere weeks, the main human government is utterly wiped clean, along with 96% of all known sentient beings.

22,412 - With days until they will inexorably be destroyed, the rebels utilize the last of their energy reserves to transport an entire system to another dimension.

22,416 - The invaders discover the escaped humans and they are forced to move again. A long game of cat and mouse begins, and the human-led species steadily begin to grow in size and power as they seed themselves all over the multiverse, constantly forced to outrun the relentless invaders.

End of part II.

>>7544829

I KNEW THEY WERE CYLONS

More part III pls

Since andromeda is around 200 trillion miles away I think your dates are a little inaccurate.

>>7544873
Actually it's more like 15 million trillion miles.

moar, plz, need part III

>>7544829

22,500-- infinite-range scanning techniques mean both sides can now gain perfect information about their enemy. they reconcile, and war itself becomes totally a thing of the past.

24,500-- nearly all sentient beings have merged into a single consciousness that spends its time researching higher levels of dimensionality and adding sheer mass to its body, which is essentially a huge computer. this continues for many thousands more years, until its physical structure has the mass of quadrillions of galaxies.

37,000-- an inconceivably highly-evolved energy being instantly erases all universes known to the sentient collective. history ends.

This is kind of shitty. It's like futurama in that humanity apparantly gets increasingly stupid in the future. Except futurama is funny and this is not.

>>7544926
This better not be OP

RAGE, DESERVES BETTER ENDING

>>7544926

37,001 - ...but in the process, the sentient consciousness is absorbed into the enormous collective mind of the energy being.

Someone better at me than writing continue!

>>7544968
38,000 - A skeleton jumped out.

>>7544926
125,000 - First temporal causality experiment completed. Unified conciousness erases own history. Present day unaffected. Experiments to continue.

>>7544968
this being then created for itself a new world in a matter of 7 days...
cont. in genesis

OP COME BACK NOW,
WE KNOW YOU DIDNT START PART 3 YET!

>>7545009
respawn in 5 4 3 2 1....

asdfghjklkjhgfd

225,000
Geth version 644.869 emerge as ultimate legion.

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Germary Sue

>>7544926
i prefere
40,000- this new muti-galactic single conscious being becomes so large that it decides to divide into two identical beings. these stay in close contact and in time they too grow so large that they devide to form four identical beings this process continues

400,000- the beings are now over 9000 in number and can function as a whole defending it's self against other multi-cellular-infinitly large multi-concious beings

10,000,000- now numbering in the billions the multi-cellular-infinitly large multi-concious being breaks through dimensions which it couldn't before and begins exploring and evolving into ever efficient forms

>fleet is a googleplex in size.
>doesn't realize that there aren't even a google of atoms in the known universe.

I just woke up and was pleasantly surprised to see this thread still alive. Although I don't object to someone continuing my time line I would just liek to point out that
>>7544525
>>7544525
>>7544679
>>7544679
>>7544771
>>7544771
>>7544784
>>7544784
>>7544829
>>7544829
>>7544829
Are not me.

And that kids, is how Warhammer 40k started.

ARACHNID RACE, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED.