Water isn't blue.

Fuck you, I can't drink the water here

>>7446245
my glass is blue so fuck off.

>>7446249blox
Where are you, Mexico?

>>7446245

mine's brown, mix rum in with it.

No thanks, OP. I like being constipated.

>>7446245

yeah actually it is lol

>water
>blue

/sci/ would like a word with you...

Ahhhhhh.

You know, the word "refreshing" is thrown around a lot these days. But how many of your drinks can truly say that they define what it is to refresh?

Hi, my name is Anon. You may remember me from such endorsements as "Cheese, oh my god", or "Fruit; mother nature's candy." I'm here today to talk to you about the most glorious substance available to a multi-celled organism; water.

Doesn't it just make you happy? You know, no life on earth can exist without it. So why don't you go ahead and pour yourself an great big glass of it right now. Even add ice cubes, if you wish.

Because nothing is more important than staying properly hydrated. And besides that, water is damn fine to drink. So be sure to pour yourself a glass today.

This has been Anon for water.

>>7446312

He probably drinks from the toilet. 2000 flushes adds such a unusual flavor.

>>7446240

Nigga I drink koolaid

>truthbloxlol3253532

Yum. I try to drink at least 3 liters a day. Squeeze half of a lemon in a liter. So is so refreshing.

Im so fucking thirsty.

You know, deserts are dry and typically dont have much water. Thats why nothing really grows there.

I wish I liked water more. I bought a liter water bottle of it this morning, because I've been trying to stay more hydrated (if I'm not sleeping or eating right, might as well to SOMETHING healthy) I drank about 4 sips of it today...then bought some Capri Sun.

>>7446433

I'm telling you man, squeeze a lemon or a lime into a glass, then pour the citrus juice in your water. It will change your life. Throw out that sugary shit.

I'm not thirsty but I REALLY need to piss. I guess I'm the antithesis of you OP. You drink liquid but only I excrete it.

Goddammit, now I have to extricate my cellulite-laden jowls from this chair and stagger all the way upstairs to the sink. Thanks for nothing, OP.

You are now aware that you're cockthirsty.

You haven't had a long, satisfying, warm drink of semen for a long time. There's something about the salty liquid that just satisfies.

Soda and juice drinks are ok and they add much needed flavor to the liquid consumable repertoire, but there's nothing, NOTHING like a few good ol' spurts of just plain semen.

Creamy and warm and refreshing, it quenches the thirst every time. Imagine yourself swallowing a hot load right now, the way is glides down your throat, making everything right with the world. Semen is so good.

Fuck yeah.

i've got a refreshing glass of ice water on my desk right now. fuck year. avoiding tomorrow's hangover today.

How is water not blue, you nerds?

Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying the most refreshing beverage ever made.

>>7446815
Isn't coconut water a laxative?

>>7446682

Oh man, I gotta go hit up my dick-faucet.

>>7446820

I haven't experienced such effects yet.

>>7446815
don't mind me, just proving your ignant ass wrong with the real most refreshing beverage ever.