Buy the DVD, douchebag.

It irritates me to no end. Mothers bringing new borns to movies is the worst though.

its perfectly acceptable to shout in a movie theater for someone to shut up. use profanities with caution as there might be kids and parents around. But generally you'll get applause for making someone shut up

If I wasn't a scrawny weakling I might consider actually doing something about it.

>>7446042
Which is the most Ironic goddamn thing in the universe

oxymoronblox

>>7446041
I used to work at a movie theatre when I lived in Hawaii. One time this bitch brought her 3 little kids into Saw 5. She let them just wander around basically. First some guy comes to the consessions stand PISSED because this happened, next my manager comes out and gives him a refund. Then the 3 kids come out of the theatre talking to us because they're scared.

Some fucking people...

I HATE it. However, most of the time it is annoying 15-19 year olds. They get intimidated when me and my friend slap them in the face/back of the head and tell them to shut the fuck up and stop talking or leave. I'm a bald 30 year old white guy with a beard. Friend is a 30 year old black man with tattoos. I mean, the fucking nigger can keep his mouth shut. Stop trying to be witty in front of your 2 week girlfriend.

The only time that talking during a movie is appropriate is when the mentally disabled 40 year old woman in front of you is totally into the movie, screaming when the main character almost dies, and says "OH THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT" to the fucking movie. It was especially funny since the movie was National Treasure 2, which sucked balls.

special level of hell...child molesters...talking in movie theaters...etc. you know how it goes.

i hate people who demand silence

i like to MST3K movies and TV

i strongly hate people who have a 1-track mind ho can't appreciate a back-and-forth about the movie while the movie's going on. I guess you have to have an appreciation for irony, which not most people do.

granted, boring or unfunny talk is of course always annoying. Always.

>>7446098
shut the fuck up you asscunt. people didn't pay to hear you yammering to your retard friend during avatar.

>>7446064
I talk all the time in theaters, especially when a movie is terrible. If you fucking touched me I'd beat your and your nigger friend's asses in front of my two week girlfriend.

SOME FUCKING PEOPLE. I annoy you so you violate my personal space, makes a whole lot of sense.

>>7446098
Any kind of talk is annoying. I am an utter douchebag and will get you thrown out of the theater and get a refund for myself if you narrate the film for me.

>>7446107
zzz i don't talk in theaters unless it's mostly empty or a bad movie, and at low volume and only to the people next to me

still, there are 2 types of people in the world

people who laugh at MST3K and people who find the voices annoying and distracting

the latter, I find to be inferior personalities. WIthout exception.

Wahwah

> Does this piss anyone else off? I hate when people talk during movies.

>I hate when people talk during movies.

>I hate people.

I told an older (at the time, maybe mid forties) couple at an arthouse theater. There by myself, losing myself in the movie.

Until, what's this? I'm no longer in the movie. I'm stuck in a movie theater during amateur critic hour.

After sitting quietly for what seemed to be an eternity, I finally had enough, leaned forward, touching both of them in a light hug from behind.

I said, deeply, and in a crystal clear voice, at a somewhat louder than conversational tone, "you two shut the fuck up"

I said it with conviction, and left them no doubt that this would be their final warning.

Well, that's how it came out, anyway.

They shut the fuck up for the rest of the movie. Fuckers.

I am a cop (Inb4 pig) and I arrest people for disturbing the piece if they constantly talk in the cinema. A few times, I will ignore it. If it keeps up you get to spend a night in jail.

>>7446032
It didn't used to annoy me that badly, but movies didn't used to cost ten dollars, either. I paid ten fucking dollars to see this stupid piece of shit, shut your fucking mouth.

The one exception is going to a massive fantard film opening night. Then I fully expect people to be going 'OHHHH DARTH MAUL NO YOU DI'N'T' and shit like that. I mean, that's why I went opening night.

As a theater employed anon, I both love and loathe people trying to cause trouble. On one hand it is annoying as shit, on the other hand it is fun to kick someone out. The best was when two 17 year olds came in, one with a gf who he had knocked up. Her response was she doesn't have a permit or licences, but she does have her ultra sounds.

>>7446136
Fuck opening nights are the worst. Might as well sit in a high school cafeteria at lunch break.

The only movie where any of my friends and I talked or commented was The Happening.

No one minded. In fact, most people enjoyed the commentary more then the movie. Not saying much.

Hell. The entire half empty theater laughed during the scene they are in the house, and the main character turns around to face a ficus, and my bud next to me proclaimed "OH.... GOD...."

That being said, usually it is annoying as hell.

>>7446112
And to you I would say

Aww, am I ruining your experience? Disturbing your escapism in (insert faggy banal hollywood writer/director's name her)'s heavy duty drama?

and would probably riff more and more hilariously debasing you, and your movie and your shitty experience

if the movie is actually good and compelling i won't talk, if it's shit and bad and a joke, the movie had it coming, and if you're too wrapped up in shitty unintelligent film that you can't joke about it, it's YOUR boingness, and YOUR bad taste, and you DESERVE to have your shitty dumbass experience ruined and I'm glad for every dull popcorn drooling dipshit whose 'experience' is ruined by my mouth

>>7446037
> buy a DVD
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ah, ha. Thanks for that, that was hilarious.

Next you'll recommend i buy music CDs LOL

>>7446173
No, you will be thrown out by security, and if you refused to leave you will be arrested for trespassing in around 2 minutes when the sheriff walks over from his office across the plaza. I've done it a good 10 times.

If you want to make commentary, buy it and talk with your friends. No one is paying to hear your voice.

>>7446174
you're not entitled to jack shit. can't watch a movie in the theaters on your own terms? DON'T GO TO THE MOVIES

>>7446171
>The Happening
>my friend
>my bud

Pun intended?
coolface.jpg potentially related.

>>7446206
At the theater I am at, a guy didn't want to leave, the cop came in, and he started swinging at the cop. Cop put the guy in a trash can and cuffed him. Really he should not have picked a fight with the biggest cop there...

Yeah, it pisses me off too. My aunt would just narrate the movie, like "Uh oh!" and "Catch those baddies!"

I would feel bad if I told her off, so I just pretended not to notice it.

>>7446213
There are rules of the theater you have to follow. You agree to abide them when entering a private building. If not, the management can kick you out at any time.

>>7446206
>No one is paying to hear your voice.

THIS!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THIS!
I'm paying to fucking enjoy THE MOVIE, not YOUR THOUGHTS on the movie, so SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Although, echoing the sentiments of my fellow anons, I have no fucking problems if it's a shitty movie/opening night. OR BOTH. Oh God, opening night of Transformers 2 was so fucking awesome because of the commentators.

I always complain if it happens, means a free movie pass.

>>7446206
lol, try it, as soon as I see you leave (i've never had this happen by the way) I'll get up and go to the bathroom, and them come back in at a different seat 10 minutes later, and probably keep talking.

I can tell you're a faggot who I would enjoy patronizing, and would do so at length and with relish.

>>7446135
shut up PIG shut the hell up

>>7446238
theres a difference between this and people who are actually funny

nobody likes people like that

I love owning a gun. Nothing shuts people up quicker than lifting my shirt and them seeing my 1911.

>>7446307
Good job giving gun owners a bad name

>>7446174
OH SORRY U BADASS I MEANT ILEGALLY DOWNLOADED THAT U DONT BUY SHIT

>>7446317
Movie Talkers are the lowest form of scum. Worse than child molesters.

im pretty sure people who talk during movies dont tip, either

>>7446307
Good job being an idiot gun owner.

>>7446361

>Outlandish statement
>Hoo boy this is gonna make them mad!

>>7446336
If you point a gun at me in a movie theater for talking, you better be prepared to shoot, because I'm shooting your stupid fucking ass.

Talking in a movie theater does not = pulling a gun, slapping someone, or causing an altercation.

Asking nicely to be quite works more often than not, as people usually don't realize they're being a disturbance.

you get some snot-nosed punk get him thrown out. Any other solution and you're just being a doublenigger.

>>7446361
They're also the people that leave their fucking cups and half eaten food in the seats.

If it's a shit movie like paranormal activity. By all means talk and make fun of that shit. If it's actually something decent and the majority of the people are quiet then shut the fuck up.

>>7446386
Your job to clean it up, faggot. Not ours. You stand around all day socializing. Work for your money.

>>7446384
>Impying you'd turn around and fire in the dark assuming you had a gun.

>>7446398
I'LL AMEND MY PREVIOUS STATEMENTS TO RECONCILE WITH THIS NIGGA, BUT WITH ONE IMPORTANT CAVEAT. IT ALL DEPENDS ON PROXIMITY TO OTHER PEOPLE. ALSO, MORE IMPORTANTLY, IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER I SNUCK INTO THE THE MOVIE AND HATE IT OR NOT.

>>7446135
>>7446064

Badass.

I read in the newspaper that when Benjamin Button was playing in the theater, some kids wouldn't shut the fuck up so the guy that was annoyed told the little shits off and then th dad wouldn't shut the fuck up so the guy that was annoyed, walks up to the dad and shoots him dead and then gets back to watching the movie until the cops arrive.

That piece of shit dad and his little shit stains had it coming. DON'T FUCKING TALK DURING A MOVIE UNLESS YOU'D LIKE THE BUSINESS END OF A .45 IN YOUR COCKSUCKING MOUTH!!!!!!!11111shiftone

Why is everything lemon scented these days? And what's with these kids with their skateboards and their walkmen?

>>7446442
>implying I just wouldn't turn around and look at you if you did have a gun pointed at me.

I cannot stand people who talk in the movies. Especially teenagers.

Nothing feels better than pouring my XL Dr. Pepper on some kid and his girlfriend, and ruining their $200 shirt, $300 phones, and $200 purse. Then getting the manager and getting them thrown out.

>>7446098
YOU ARE A FUCKING ANNOYING CUNT

MST3K IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

>>7446498
Perhaps but...
>Implying you'd draw and fire in a dark room full of people when you already are at a disadvantage.

>>7446512
enjoy your civil suit from me brah.

>>7446512
>>7446512

High five man, high five.

Nobody likes a smartass movie talker. You talk during a movie, I'll fucking kill you.

>>7446538
>implying you'd do the same even with an advantage

you see where this is going...?

>>7446541
Enjoy nothing happening. Ever. The police will not respond to "Waah he threw a soda on me" in under 4 hours.

>>7446554
Yes. 99% of people won't fire a weapon in the theater. However, it will get you to shut the fuck up. No one is stupid enough to keep pissing off a guy who just pointed a gun in their face.

I haven't had that problem yet, so I guess I'm a bit more lucky on that end.

I was sitting next to a friend who was texting during ~60% of the movie. Feels tacky, man. Seriously, can your conversation about the party fucking wait for 90 cocksucking minutes? Just watch the movie.

>>7446574
but they would respond if I called in an assault, which is what you just did, I wouldn't be a dick and pursue criminal charges, but the police report would be there for you to pay me back for all the shit you ruined.

Settle out of court then? I think so.

Seriously, people going off on people that talk in theaters are just as bad as the people who talk.

Go win your personal battles somewhere else.

>>7446591
It wouldn't get me to shut up, I'd call the police about someone threatening me with a firearm. And with a room full of witnesses no doubt. If anything, guy with the gun just ruined the movie for EVERYONE, including himself.

YO PEOPLE TALKING IN THEATERS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF MORE THAN BURNING BABIES SO I TELL THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL MAKE THEM. I SHOW THOSE FUCKERS WHAT'S UP BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE YO

>>7446597
sounds like someone has shit taste in friends

>>7446638

More of an acquaintance, actually. I almost never talk to her, she just lives down the hall from me. I went with my roomate who's friends with her. She's pretty scummy, rather ugly and cusses like a sailor.

>>7446607
I wouldn't pay you a dime.
> Still implying the police would respond in under 4 hours.
They will have you explain the situation to them. They will not believe you if you say you were attacked and you have no marks.
>Bahhhh a man in his mid 30's punched me i the face, but there are no bruises or swelling, I SWEAR.
>Police notice you covered in soda, roll eyes.

Protip: Lying to the police gets you a nice 6 month vacation in county. I know this from experience.

>>7446627
You've never had a gun pulled on you. No one screams and yells.

I saw Edge of Darkness the other day with my friend, and these two kids who were 14-15 were intentionally making noises at us etc... there were other people in the theatre but I was the only one who actually told them to shut the fuck up.

They did for a little while, I think one of them wussied out and the other one kept doing it, I told them again but by then the movie was almost over.

And the movie was SO bad. Holy fuck. My night was almost soured by that experience alone, we got over it and played video games though.

>>7446627
Not him but I've pulled a gun on someone on the Metrolink before, with witnesses. They were loud annoying and demanding I give them my seat because they didn't want to stand. Witnesses, nothing happened. They just got silent and walked away. The transit police didn't do shit either, they ignored it.

>>7446669
because I wouldn't have any witnesses saying you just dumped soda on me. Assault is more than just punching someone broseph, I don't know what you poured on me, could have been acid for all I knew.

This is a country where you can get arrested and imprisoned for spitting on someone. You would be paying me or be facing a small jail sentence.

>>7446669
Attempting to redeem some self-validation through your failed endeavors that resulted in you going to prison, yep?

You must have a lot to say.

>>7446686
I didn't say they would, but what I implied is that they would confirm my story to a police officer finishing up his report. Now if you shot me, yes, they would scream and yell.

>>7446701

The thing that amazed me the most about this was how literally these kids spent $16 (shitty cheap theater) to basically just ruin other people's time.

They ran out of the theater afterwards too. Little punks.

>>7446709
Have you ever dealt with the police before? If you said someone just poured soda on me, they will tell you to come file a report at the station. Or
>"We'll be there soon"
Which means, in hours.
Do you live in some hick town where they have nothing to do all day?

>>7446607
>implying the cops would get there before I simply stood up and walked away

You seem upset to find that no one here wants to deal with your bullshit.

>>7446709
Oh god I fucking lol'd.
1. Dr. Pepper man would leave.
2. Cops don't respond to muggings, let alone "assaulting someone with soda" in a timely manner
3. You are pretending you have the balls to do more than sit in your wet clothes shivering if someone told you to shut the fuck up and poured soda on you.

>>7446742
man, what is it with you and assuming people are dumbasses? I would call it in as an assault, which it would be, and they would be there as soon as a beat cop became available.

I already said you wouldn't get arrested because I'm not dickish enough to have a man get jail time for pouring soda on me, but I would file a civil suit if you didn't want to settle out of court (which would be in your best interest).

Seriously, freaking out and acting like a bigger douchebag has never and will never be the appropriate response.

>>7446775
Then how come you are being a bigger douchebag in the first place by ruining the movie for everyone around you hmm?

It seems like it's all good, until someone ruins YOUR night, then and only then has someone crossed a line.

It's not like someone would pour a 64 oz Dr Pepper on you for quietly conversing with your neighbour, or for blurting something out once. The only way you're getting a sugar bath is if you constantly "OMG LOOK OUT LOLOLOL" and "LOL THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID AND PREDICTABLE I BET I KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN" and "OMG ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW REFERENCE, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT?"

You cock suckers in this thread that actually defend people that talk in movie theaters are the shitstains in the genepool.

>>7446752
>Implying I wouldn't just follow you and record your license plate number
>>7446772
and you're pretending you actually know the person who you're responding to. Believe it or not, some people take a really big offence to their personal space and personal property being violated.

>>7446798
and even if I did say those things, would it really warrant someone dumping soda all over me? rather than just getting management to throw me out and you get your ticket refunded?

I personally am not a movie talker, I may whisper something to the people I'm with, but I make it a point to be courteous to the people I'm in a theater with.

What I'm implying here is that people who go overboard on the talkers are just as inconsiderate if not more so to the other people in the theater than the original person talking.

>>7446775
Actually, he wouldn't have made physical contact or threatened you at all. He got your attention with soda and told you to stop talking.

Not assault.

>>7446821
Yes, yes you would deserve that. If I dumped my coke on the faggot in front of me who had been subtitled the movie in caps lock for the past hour, everyone else in the theater would be happy as fuck. The one guy ruins many nights, and in return, his night is ruined and others made.

Don't want to get sticky? Stfu.

>>7446775
Sigh. I need Valium.

They ask you what happened. You say assaulted, they ask what happened. You've never called the police have you?

As stated above, I would get my refund and leave. When they arrived, 30 minutes - 4 hours later, and saw soda poured on you they wouldn't waste a penny investigating. They don't even investigate muggings, dumb ass.

Now you've just pissed off some cops and they will ticket you for jay walking on your way out since you wasted their time.

>>7446826
I'm with you, but it's technically assault to touch another person with anything, even a liquid.

>>7446821

Why the fuck should he go through all the trouble to get the manager when he can get you to shut the fuck with a sugar bath? hmmm?

God damn, you're like one of those homosexual, Tim Burton movie watching pacifist pushovers, aren't you? grow some balls and a brain. You don't like that shit done to you? then shut the fuck up and watch the movie, fucking queer.