Just give him the finger the next time your boss isn't looking. React, it surprises people.

yeah you have got to grab your balls and find a way to make yourself not look like a pussy. this used to happen to me, until i became a smartass kid with the ability to snap back with an insulting joke. people stop fucking with you then

>Shit always happens when I go out, especially to bars
>when I go out

This part is trivially rectified. In fact, you being a brobot, I'm surprised its a problem in the first place.

Next time just call him out on his bullshit.

LOUDLY.

Ask him what the fuck his problem is, and tell him that he's a grown ass man.

This is the part where you walk away and deflect insults with 'okay' and 'sure'.

Seriously, you're an adult. Man up time already.

>>7365470
This

Also, are you a fat bastard or a skinny idiot? If yes, workout and enter in a MMA class until he becomes afraid of looking you straight in the eye.

why don't you just say something back?

Become self employed. I did it. Now I go on tour with rock bands and only have to work one month in three.

1) Learn BJJ
2) Next time, yell back, "Want a piece of me, ask nicely, 8pm, <BJJ Gym and location>, put up or shut up"
3) ???
4) Receive Alpha Male award.

>>7365470

>This is the part where you walk away and deflect insults with 'okay' and 'sure'.

this is the part where you, having thought about the sorts of insults you receive and how to send them back at him, are a witty fucking bastard.

>>7365540
What profession? o.O

>>7365549

Merchandise vendor. I spend the rest of my time writing. It's not a bad life!

>>7365437
You learn to fight you pusyy ass white faggot.

>>7365470
>and tell him that he's a grown ass man

This, how can someone possibly still be acting like this?

>>7365455
>>7365470

Not the OP, but I also get picked on by a lot of people and reacting in this way just gets everyone else around on the attacker's side.

>>7365566
affiliate marketing scum. Enjoy your no socialization and virginity. Real men work normal jobs.

Yeah. My friend and I do quite a lot. It's not like we dress or look like douches or anything. It's weird. Nobody else I know can explain it.
When we're together it's a pretty much 100% chance some chav will yell something witty at us.

>learn martial art
>knock heads when neccessary
>fin

>>7365600

>no socialisation
>virginity

I drink with famous musicians and I had sex yesterday.
Last night I got to meet some of Minutemen at a gig in London, because I toured with the support act before.

Enjoy your desk! hahaha

>>7365592
Only if you yell at him and acted like an asshole. Just do it while being cool and you will see.

>>7365617
Affiliate
Merchanise vendor
Does not compute.

Next time he gives you shit, punch that faggot in the gut. He'll be winded and look like a bitch.

I was. Then I started gaining muscle during my time in the Army. Nobody picks on you if people know you beat someone right into hospital in "self defence".

>>7365641

Or they catch you unprepared and gang up on you. Depends on the reputation of the guy you beat up.

if you want a bully to leave you alone, be a bully back. helped me immensely.

>>7365652

I'm not from the US of A. No niggers here, only sandniggers and ganging up on me would be pretty hard considering I don't take strolls through the ghettos.

I'm really glad other guys are afraid of me just by the way I carry myself and speak, I don't know what it is. I suggest OP stops caring about his own well being, then he can attack his aggressors in any way he feels without fear of consequence.

>>7365698

either this or OP could carry a knife on his belt.

I feel ya pain OP. I suggest you get in shape dawg.

>>7365703
Yes. That works too.

>>7365703
Enjoy your prison time if you live in a faggot state/country.

My shins are deadly weapons. I used to train to snap baseball bats with my shin kicks.

Stop taking shit. Problem solved. You gay ass pussy.

>>7365723

Kaybar?

>>7365732
To add to what I just said. You don't even need to get physical or threatening. Just stop taking shit. All these people saying learn karate or carry a weapon are fags just like you. Shape up faggot.

>>7365566
How'd you get into it?

>>7365749
This. Violence isn't the first option of anyone with sense, and will get you fired in the workplace. Before when I said 'attack' I should have outlined that I didn't strictly mean physically.

>>7365736
What? :s
whatreyouonaboutblox

>>7365781

Is that a Kaybar combat knife?

>>7365728

All I know is that most countries consider a machete to be a tool and thus not a weapon.

No one really bothers me anymore.

Because I tend to be overly eccentric anyways, so I'm used to people saying god knows what about me.

But if anyone WELL AND TRULY pisses me off, I fake a hypoglycemic episode and go fucking nuts.

Only done this once mind you, but I hit that fucker with a paint can.

Best part was, everyone called him out for being a dick, because It wasn't my fault my sugars dropped.

I LOVE MY DIABETES!

>>7365787
No idea. Some variety of machete though.

>>7365761

Went through an index of music industry companies and pulled out all the merch company email addresses. Then lied about having some experience.
My first tour was with that one-hit-wonder band Orson. It was a UK tour, forty quid a day, no pay on days off and everyone on it was a cunt. The whole thing was a shambles. But I cut my teeth on it and proceeded to do huge European tours with different companies.
Now it's 4 years later, I'm 23, and I can support living in London on working the equivalent of 2 days a week.

>>7365819
That shit wouldn't work in countries like Lithuania would it ?

Yes it happens to me too. Started at a young age, and even in a psychiatric clinic (where I was sent due to depression due to bullying) it happened. This is why I shouldn't have to work. I'd just be picked on. People expect me to have a job... so they can pick on me?
I see people here complaining about how people here feel like the world owes me something, well after all the damage people did to me, the world owes me welfare, and that's just the MINIMUM.

>>7365864
Why dont you man up pussy and stop being such a doormat?

>>7365868
Because I'm lazy and don't want to be beaten up again.

dont know much but look them in the eye until they look away. if they dont look away mouth the words "im gonna fuck you in the ass" with an angry look on your face. the target is your face and you looking at the ground.

>>7365863

I'm not sure what your music scene's like =/

>>7365877

yeah turns out bullys are as scared as you and they re-enforce themselves by picking on people. tell them youll fuck them right up the stinker with a firing nail gun.

alternatively hold in your anguish until you shoot up your office. or beat your wife.

>>7365864
World doesn't own you anything. It's normal for people to pick up on doormats like you. If you want to play the doormat role in our society then it's your problem. Actually you are the one that owes the world for being such a loser.

The only way to stop someone picking on you is to beat the shit out of them.

>>7365980
No, you should wear some of dem anti-bullying wrist bands to show your attitude...LOL

>>7365948

They get away with it because faggots like you see it as justified. If you're such a hard ass why don't you try helping people and showing them it can be done?

>>7366168
I do it already. That's what we call tough love.

>>7366180

It's called being a pussy with no principles and trying to justify it to youself

>>7366207
A pussy? I have never let someone step on me. How am I a pussy?

>>7365948
People like you prevent this world from reaching awareness and peace. I bet you see war as a 'way of life', and bullying as a 'tool to let kids grow up'.

You have to react, throw out some witty or mean comments about whoever is doing this. Ignoring it makes it worse.

If you're afraid of someone trying to hit you, just go crazy if you think something like that will happen. Rip off your clothes and scream about not giving a shit or you're going to eat their balls or something.

No one will fuck with you if you seem crazy or mean

Used to from Elementary up til High School, but people leave me alone now.

>>7365437
I relate with what you mean when you talk about that target. I don't tend to get hassle from people I know, but when I'm walking to the shops or wherever, judging by other peoples reactions I feel I have a swastika on my forehead or something. I'm not hideously deformed either, I am possibly one of the most physically nondescript people you could meet.

>>7366242
People like you often are the guys standing next to the bully, enjoying the security and trying to fool themselves into thinking they're any more brave than the victim.

OP please ignore most of the advice given in this thread, it comes from a bunch of assburgers and social retards.

simply ignore the douchebag, don't try to come off as witty, you'll sound retarded and butthurt. and anyone saying you should beat him up are a bunch of internet tough guys who don't understand just how cringe worthy they are(and how much people laugh at them irl).

if you are in a serious office job(not a mac job in Niggerton, Michigan) and you ignore him he'll:

1 get bored of you not getting upset.

2 look like a retard for acting like a child among adults.