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    66 KB Azumango 02/03/10(Wed)00:40:11 No.7361951  
    Anyone wanna share their plans for the Zombie Apocalypse?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)00:47:17 No.7362012
    Well I live in Ausfailia.

    I would move to the center,

    Wait it out, live near a water hole. Fish, shoot animals etc.


    Move back

    ?????

    Profit.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)00:49:45 No.7362029
    dont even fuckin tease me OP
    dont even
    >> Azumango 02/03/10(Wed)01:15:49 No.7362262
    That all? D:
    I have a little drawer were I keep useful stuff ( Very flammable bug spray Machete, maches, Some first aid stuff, a rag tape, Junk food knives flash light) load it into a backpack, walk to my best friend's house (neighbor) and make our way to the fire station (in my suv) which is at the end of our street. Grab some axes, first aid if anything is left, then drive to to mall, which is ridiculously close. Hang out on the upper floors, till food runs low, take half the gun store with us and drive to another mall, maybe picking up another survivor. My other friend is most likely holed up in the second mall, so, we pretty much know where were going after the first mall. Unless hes already left, in which case he would leave a massage on the Gamestop window, like we agreed. observing the zombies from a safe point is crucial to survival. So, we'd wait it out doing all the crazy crap weve ever wanted to in a world without rules, A zombie hear rolls here, some splattered brain there, pretty good plan I think. Millions of flaws and it also depends on the kind of zombie. Ideally, Shaun of the dead. Maybe Zombieland zombies.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)01:24:31 No.7362332
    I keep a bugout bag. It has a flint and steel fire starting kit, a whetstone, my bouy knife, a canteen, a water purifier, 4 pairs of clean wool socks, and 3 MRE's. If zombies invade, I hop into my truck and take like 4 or 5 survivors with me out into the high desert. On the way out of town, I'll see if it's possible to raid a sporting good's store for supplies.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)01:37:48 No.7362423
    gather up a few survivors and gather supplies then head out into the woods.

    of course matters what kind of zombies like above said, if its zombieland zombies i wouldnt have anything to worry about and would take my time. if its i am legend zombies then WTF FUCK SUPPLIES RUN RUN RUN
    >> Azumango 02/03/10(Wed)01:51:36 No.7362504
    Alright. Zombieland zombies.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)02:48:36 No.7362896
    Bumping in the name of zombies everywhere
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)02:50:02 No.7362905
    so glad im going to sleep so i can avoid yet another retarded zombie thread
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)03:41:51 No.7363294
    One of these days I'll set up a knapsack for when shit hits the fan. It'll have the usual survival stuff, food, water and first aid. I'd also have either an axe or crowbar, and maybe make a simple riot shield out of an old chair frame and plexiglass.

    That and I'll be living in a tree house or on the overstock shelves of a store/warehouse. Hopefully zombies aren't immune to the snow up here too.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)03:45:56 No.7363329
    Well, are we talking short-term flareup here or end of the world scenario?

    Short-term, three steps:

    1) Recognize the signs of impending undead. Immediately head to local store, buy a shitload of non-perishable food and bottled water. Load up car.
    2) Drive to friend's place, fifteen minutes south, and take him and his father's cache of hunting rifles.
    3) Drive to other friend's place, ten minutes east. Park in two-car garage, pile up as much shit as possible inside garage doors. Go upstairs into coach house above garage; keep means of destroying stairs handy.

    Then wait, till all but a small supply of food and water remains.

    End of the world scenario? We're fucked. I'd keep moving, try to keep some loved ones alive, but have no grander plan than that.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)07:08:57 No.7364441
    1: Jack a school bus (I'm serious), tear out majority of seats.

    2.Knock off a hardware sore/antiques shop/anywhere there are hand weapons (fuck guns, they're too inefficient)

    3: Go home, get my crowbar, civil war sword/family

    4:Drive bus around, pick up friends. Kid I know does Rev. War reenactments, knows his shit. Other kids shoot guns for sport. One guy (elped me make this plan, is a bro) has a lake house (ultimate destination)

    5: Pick up GF/friend's GFs (I know, I know, more mouths to feed, but hey: world needs to get repopulated somehow)

    6: Drive way the fuck north to my summer camp, raid riflery range/archery shed/maintenence shed

    7: Hit nearby supermarkets for shit-tons of food (atthis point we'd have a convoy of the bus and 6-7 cars)

    8: Head even farther up to lakehouse

    9:Hold out till frost

    10:Raidfor supplies

    11: Repeat 9 and 10 until zombies are under control worldwide, begin to repopulate North America

    Thoughts?
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)07:20:59 No.7364508
    A friend of mine and I have elaborate plans for a meet-up location, how long we wait there, and where we go from there.

    The final destination is a small town in the mountains somwhere, deep in the woods with cabins, and a large, fish-filled lake.

    I have a bag of provisions ready for immediate departure, and I've been slowly building up a large scale system that could ostensibly keep me supplied with fuel and food for weeks.

    But I'm just paranoid.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)07:25:46 No.7364531
    >>7364441
    I like your style anon, I really do.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)11:42:01 No.7365811
    I'd go around and bite random peoplBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN
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    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)12:25:31 No.7366115
    >(fuck guns, they're too inefficient)
    lol

    I'd probably drive to the nearest army base and ask what they want me to do. I'd rather be with people who know what they're doing rather than a bunch of people hiding in the woods eating each other because they ran out of food.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)12:26:46 No.7366121
    Find a guy and offer to cook, clean, whatever in return for safety.

    I'm weak and would suck with any wepons given to me ;_;
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)12:32:18 No.7366146
    If there was a zombie apocalypse, you would all be zombies. Stop lying to yourselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)12:32:27 No.7366147
    Pick some random strong looking guy and stick to him like glue. I would NOT survive alone.
    >> Anonymous 02/03/10(Wed)12:47:42 No.7366246
    Cry.

    I'd walk towards my destroyers arms open wide, wishing to be part of them ;_;



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