I am already well aware of this.

...and? sage

deathisapartoflifeblox

Sir, you point out an obvious and well documented fact.

Indeed, Franklin himself once wrote that nothing is certain save for death and taxes.

Just stopping by to let ya know I stole the good vibes without reading the rest.

Gotta run faggot.....

>>7337795
in somalia the only certain thing is death, a real libertarian paradise

Indeed, it is unfortunate, but ruminating on our mortality is without purpose. We must make the best of our time, lest we become something less than human.

MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY.

thats cold mang

>>7337807

I must disagree. In Somalia, the only constants are death and savage rape.

Hey, this board is still here?

You actually really relaxed me, thanks op.

"why is this chair talking to me?"
was blocked by the mute.
lol.

What a relief. I'd hate to think this will last forever.

Well by that point I won't really care, will I?

Why?

I'll be dead.

>Now that you're all settled in nice and comfy, I'd like to tell you something. You're going to die.

rofl

i dont think ill be lucky enough to die in a relaxing in a chair. probably have my heart putter out while im walking to the kitchen or someshit

All things are transient and temporary. I'm sure more people than just me understand this.

>>7337878
yeah, thats easy to say, but when youre faced with death staring you in the face youd probably wet yourself.

I will never really be gone, since I was never really here in the first place.

Shit just got real.

>>7337781
>And there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. Nothing.
I stopped reading when I got to there.

I took my socks off for THIS?

Not everyone in the world is afraid of death.
Your shitty teenage friends probably are, but man knows that you can't properly live life until you properly understand death.

>>7337943
Spoken like a true 16 year old. Face it. Youre afraid to die. Everyone is. To pretend youre not is fucking stupid.

Was well aware of this before hand, and I have come to accept it. We are beings made from meaninglessness. We are called back into entropy from whence we came. We are made against the direction of the universe, we are are giving meaning to what was once meaningless. Perhaps the universe did create us. Perhaps it created us to be the ones that finally gave it meaning.

OP, you sound like you just turned 15

OP killed a small part of me with that. Thanks a lot, jerk.

cool story bro. this shit gave me panic attacks when I was young. i stopped fearing death sometime in mid-adolescence though.

>>7338002
lol now you are stronger

>>7338149
Fags who believe in an afterlife have it worse. For you, this shit never ends. We who don't believe in an afterlife can find relief in finding ture peace sooner or later.

>A time will come when you wont exist.
But not really. Because by the time I am older technology will have bla bla bla and I'll just dump my brain onto the collective hard drive.

>>7337988

You are ignorant. I couldn't give a shit if I died right now.

>>7337781

I've had a firm mental grasp on this concept since I was four.

Led to a mentally traumatic childhood, but now I have thought about it so much that I no longer have a fear of death :)

>>7338172
whoa doodle, i jus dropped an old meme and was gonna bounce off - but nao IT'S ON DAWG!!

how come you reckon it's worse for xfags?
we have just as shitty a time as everybody else, sure - but we've got the peace to endure it and the knowledge of heaven to come
then when we get to heaven, it's peace, joy and rest for evah!!

i don't see how you've come to the conclusion that we have it moar poopy

I'll be living forever. Don't worry, when you're dust I'll be dancing on your corpse.

You were never born, you will never die.

>>7338278
You got it just as shitty as everyone else, true story bro/sis (what are you?).
But we believe this shit will be over sooner or later. Which gives us a warm fuzzy feeling.
But for you, shit without end. Gives a "oh shit" feeling.

>>7337781
Kids think theyre gonna live forever and dont accept theyre gonna die and that its human to be scared so they start spouting off all this new age claptrap about never existing in the first place or try to rationalize it by pointing out that from a logical standpoint it makes no sense to fear death, never minding that fear of death is hardwired into humans as one of our most basic emotions and this fear defines our survival instinct.

But no, by all means, keep going on about how "you get it" and "everything is transitory", psycho Christian Zen babble bullshit. Im fucking scared and dont want to die. This fear is raw and best faced just as it is.

This is now a transhumanism thread.

5/10 try again later
5/10bloxblox

>>7337993

Oh stop with this bullshit. The universe doesn't give a fuck about you, rest assured.

>>7337988
I'm not the coward here buddy.
Fearing death is like fearing life.
The sooner you come to terms with the big picture, the sooner you cease living in your head, and you begin to live in the real world.
Just because you know yourself to be a pathetic coward, it doesn't mean that everyone else is.
Don't worry, you're in the majority if you live in the U.S.

The scariest thing for me is hw fragile we are. I hurt my back moving a couch a few years ago and havent been the same sense. It fucked my back up to the point where I still cant fully walk upright. Just that easily. Now it wasnt life threatening, but it was certainly life altering. Any little thing can kill you for any of a million reasons, or for absolutely no reason at all. One missstep, one wrong move....shit you never even think about.

Like those people that died that lived near that Air Force base a few months ago. Plane just crashed thru their roof and killed all of them. It didnt matter how healthy they ate or exercised or what the fuck ever.

Death can come at any time. Think about it, whats really keeping you alive right now? Really? You just take for granted youll just keep onliving cuz thats what youve always done, but millions upon millions of people die everyday from the most mundane shit. And this is in the 1st world, never mind the 3rd.

Life is so fragile. SO fragile.

>>7338321
nah, i'm sorry mang - for us this shit is temporary and actually beneficial, because the worse it gets - the moar we get to know the love and directly personal support of God
we have peace in the middle of the wildest tiemz and look forward to eternal peace in the hereafter


also;
> true story bro/sis (what are you?).
we have our naughty bits removed at baptism, so imma xfag - we don't have a secks C:

>>7338381
I share your views, I believe that some day I'll just get run over by a car or simply die in some bizarre random accident. So I try and simply be reckless and waste myself away with whatever I can find. I can't bear the thought of depriving myself of any pleasure just to die in a stupid fashion anyways.

I used to be afraid of this fact

then I had a near death experience, accepted death, and I am no longer afraid

feels good man

>>7338418
But sex and relationshit are among the few things which make this endless shitstorm bearable. You should try it, being all cuddled up and sweaty after a hot fuck session is among the best feelings ever.

Also, you've got something wrong. The ALLAH AKBAR fags cut parts of your naughty bits away, not the jesusfags.

Anyway thanks for ruining half of the country with your ridiculous sexual restrictions. Why would your god make sex feel so good if it's so restricted?

>>7338418
>we have our naughty bits removed at baptism, so imma xfag - we don't have a secks C:
lawl wut

>>7338381
Life is about the odds. All of it. From conception to your last day alive, every day is a day playing the odds. What were the odds that you would be one of millions of sperm to fertilize your mother's egg? And The odds that she would live in an environment conducive to bearing a child. and that you would be born with no (major) complications. And that you didnt get killed while you were a young child from some childhood disease or random act of dumbassedness.

What are the odds that you, little sperm, would make it through school and survive to adulthood? And now that youre here in adulthood, every single day presents challenges and scenarios that potentially involve you not making it out alive. Whether you are aware of these probabilities or not. So much random shit goes into calculating the percentage that youll make it through the day, and with crime, pollution, food, cars,disease, and all the things that could potentially prove mortal to you, the deck is most definitely stacked against you. Daily. Its just a matter of time till your number's up. Today, tomorrow, 1 year or 50. It dont matter. Its coming. Right now, its coming.

Fuck.

>>7338464
i'm sensing a little bit of pent-up frustration anon, otherwise you wouldn't be jumping on the sex issue and instead would take me to task over the whole 'existence of god' thing

but hey, if that's where you wanna focus - cool

i'm not an american fundy nor a full-blown catholic, so i don't subscribe to the notion of secksy tiem being dirty - although i am sorry that my bredren in the states have given you such crap over it

>>7337781
If I hadn't come to terms with this fact YEARS ago, I would have gone insane. I'm an agnostic theist anyway, so I still believe that there's more, but I don't have a clue what it is and I can't be sure anyone else's theories are any less valid than my own.

i've been praying for a coma for years. OP, if you are death, come high five me and let's go party in hell.

The robot wants blood.

>>7338418
>we have our naughty bits removed at baptism, so imma xfag - we don't have a secks C:

I should thank my parents for don't baptizing me since I enjoy my naughty bits greatly. OH GOD THE HORROR,

>>7338425
Hike into an isolated forest.
Run screaming off a cliff into a lake.
Stomp on spiders bare foot, you're a more badass creature than it is.
Stay on your toes constantly, ready for both dangerous encounters AND good times.

Reek of Confidence and Courage

>>7338464
>>7338418
>>7338321
>>7338278
Horrid samefag.

OP clearly isn't thinking with portals.

>>7338532
Fuck yeah.
robobrofist.jpg

>>7338538
whups, you saw through my cunning plan

>>7338526
sorry if i confussed you there anon, i was talking about adult-baptism, not infant
forgot there's so many anglicans and catholics in here

>>7338418
NO! Your naughty parts are still there and in perfect condition. You cannot hide your vagina from our throbbing atheist cocks. I'm sure my UKbrethren can sense your uncut vag with their internal straight-dars.

>>7337781

>A time will come when you wont exist.

What a glorious day that will be.

>>7338631
Fuck yeah, my straightdar senses christian vag. Delicious.

>>7338631
well i can't really aford to comment on the brits and their abilities because it would risk the tenuous peace process we irish are currently working on with them

>>7338734
> aford

afford

fxd

OP had a real epiphany

>I'd like you to get settled in. Get comfortable, relax, and put all the tings
>tings
read it in a Jamaican accent from here.

>>7338765
hey anon, quit taking the piph outta OP!

aw man i never saw this ending coming

i was expecting a blowjob

man you so tricky op

tricky guy

I think i'm OK with death.. but I have cystic fibrosis and I'm scared of the pain I might face later in life..really scared.

>>7338961
Awh man, I'm really sorry.

>>7338772
i laughed heartedly, and did the same afterwards.

I have no plans to die.

>>7338961
I really hate Cystic Fibrosis. I was a kid when I first learned of the condition and while in a short stay at hospital saw other kids receive the physio for it.

What age are you anon? And who does the physio on you.

>>7339079
I'd still really like to talk to Cystic Fybrosis kid if they're around.

Nah, my life insurance includes cryopreservation. I can just stay frozen until the technology exists to prolong my life indefinitely.

I may not be "me" in any real sense of the word when it's done, but I'll have a continuous stream of experience and memories. I won't know the difference.

>>7339415
if you think that future people will want to wake Walt Disney, you're deluded
guy was a renowned cock

and in that light, why the hell would they wake you?

>>7339550
why the hell did they let the niggers go free?

Yes, we will all die.

Only thing you can do is try to make your time worth it to something that will endure: the rest of the human race.

Don't worry about your happiness/health/income, worry about something greater. You're just, to borrow a turn of phrase, dust on the wind. Let it go, and try to make the whole storm better!

That's immortality.

>>7339572
You reckon that 'Future People' as that fag calls them, will think of you as sub-human?
IDK. I suppose you might be reanimated only to find yourself thrown into a never ending gladiator battle for their entertainment, constantly dying and resurrecting on their whim.

>>7339550
because the company was paid too, so the question is, why wouldn't they?

>>7339613
Hippy bullshit.

>>7339642
lololololol contractually obliged to a monkey?

gedafugouddaheer

Don't threaten me with a good time.

I'm comfortable with dying. Totally okay with it. When I was a little kid I was afraid of dumb shit like car wrecks and mosquitos sucking out all my blood and my older sister. I was talking with the next door neighbor about how I was always scared and he said, "The only thing I'm afraid of is dying without regrets." I didn't understand what that meant until he explained it. I've tried to live my life by that. I've made mistakes and I've fucked up but I mean, I don't really regret it because either it taught me what not to do, or they led to some great stories I can tell my kids. I totally had a big mortality moment a few years ago when I had to have emergency surgery, but I've come to terms with it. I'm going to die, and I'm okay with this. I'm also looking forward to it somewhat.