THAT TONGUE

that fucking tounge.

that girl's tongue will not get me a job, I don't even know her

BOOTSTRAPS MAH BOY YOU JUST AREN'T TRYIN HARD NOUGH.

If that girl is a gymnast I bet she can lick her own vagina.

I have the same problem there really isn't much to do apart from making a good impression on the manager of the store.

I want that tongue to rim my asshole.

luck or networking to find someone who knows someone

SHE MUST BE ABLE TO TASTE 13453245235423469809890 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SALTS AT THE SAME TIME

FUCK

...Dat TONGUE.
Why is it so HOT

>>7333832
>implying that I haven't been applying for at least 3 jobs for the past 6 months

>>7333845
well fuck

I don't know anybody

>>7333865
*3 jobs EVERY DAY is what I meant to say

inb4 you're lazy

unless you have an "in" with someone to a nice job then don't bother. also, don't take some crappy low wage job doing labor or cooking someone's food.

start your own business. it's not nearly as difficult as it might seem. if you are already good at something then that's the way to go. if you can't make or do anything worthwhile, then you'll have to devote some time thinking on it.

for example, let's say you are good at baking. you know how to make a few cookie recipes that are different from what you might find in the larger food stores. this is a great way to make yourself rich down the road, it just takes effort on your part.

take your product (food, woodworking items, crafts, etc...) and take it to the people. websites are cheap to make so make yourself a site profiling your merchandise. list your stuff on ebay. you can sell food there too just follow their rules.

go around your immediate location and see if anyone would be willing to try it and later buy it. some local stores may even put your product on their shelves. if you have friends in another city who need some extra cash, hook them up with a supply of your product and let them sell it.

if you put some effort into this, you could easily be pulling 6 figures as your own boss in 5 years. 10+ years from now you could have a successful business and millions in the bank.

>>7333816
how the fuck does she fit that in her mouth

is this shooped

>>73343885
I have $180 to my name, and a phone to pay for, and food to eat, and bills to pay, and hygiene products to clean myself with

I will be homeless next month if I don't get money now, so yeah, I'm not starting some retarded business in this economy when I don't even have any skills anyway

pretty much I think I have 2 options:

since I don't have any friends to crash with, I can get food stamps, stay the night at shelters when I can, live a hard ass life and eventually end up in jail as most homeless faggots do

an hero, which is much more likely. I got fucked by the system early in life and now I have nowhere to go, rly. I was locked up when I was 16 over some bullshit and now I have no adult skills like driving a car or basic knowledge needed to get into college, so people like me usually end up falling through the cracks and dying off in a competitive society

yay america.

that said, instead of fucking bawwwing I'm still going to find a job for the next few weeks, but I've pretty much used every avenue I can think of

>>7333874
>>7333865
Just keep at it, that's all I can say.
Took me almost a year to find a job, and I had to even move 100 miles to get that one.
Course, I was in the middle of nowhere, with only fast food joints, a couple stores, and a college with a student body that was sucking up all labor.
I didn't have a chance.
But I digress, you got a Kroger around where you live? apply for that, select everything you think you could do, and make sure you put down "available all hours". They love that.

>applying for jobs online
There's your problem. You need to make a stand with your goddamn suit ironed and resume in hand and ask to see the manager.

>>7333935
I'd be overdressed if I went to the type of jobs I'm applying for in a suit

also, I've noticed that when you apply for jobs they explicitly tell you not to call back because they get too many calls, shit sucks, it's like they don't even want to talk to you

and "just keeping at it" is not an option, I need to find something fast or I am FUCKED in all caps

>>7333816
lol applying online
you fags deserve unemployment

>>7333949
fast money? crime it is then. or if you are acceptable looking => gaybar, whore yourself out

>>7333949
Hmm, well, the only thing I can think of is "selling" plasma, if you have a office near you that does that, or going to a day labor company. The day labor will be hard work, but they pay min wage and pay you when your finished. The plasma place will stick you with a big needle, but they usually give you a bonus if its your first time, and you can do it 2 times a week.

>>7333955
This. Go meet the manager personally. Didn't they teach you anything at school`?

I can't get a job outside of working at local nightclubs and bars and I made my mind up not to keep working in that area.

But god damn all the wetbacks are making it hard to get a job.

with a tongue like that she could have five tongue rings

>>7333955

The sad part is most companies in murkia are starting to require people to apply online...

>>7334023
fine, tell me where there are jobs then. tell me where I can meet the managers, BECAUSE NOBODY IS HIRING

this is no rocket science, I already know about talking to managers. there's nobody hiring like that so that's why I'm applying online.

can't do the plasma shit, already tried, and day labor lines are full of crackheads who are regulars at the companies and I don't even have a chance in this economy

>>7333955
In my area its the most ridiculous thing, because everywhere you go that isn't a tiny little shop that probably won't even pay you a living wage requires you to apply online. Go into the store? They immediately tell you to go apply online.

This gets you out of the way and they get a huge database of people to choose from, thinking that they might get the best when most of the time its just someone who wrote a lie and got that shitty job because the hiring manager was done looking for people.

sure is photoshop in here

sure is gullible retards in here

>>7334114
This. Shit is lame man, and employment isn't even expected to peak until the middle of this year.

inb4 a shitton of homeless riots because rich people are just as cozy as always, buying shit they don't need and looking at life as one big game while the rest of us are paying for it

>>7333928
what about the military? id take that over suicide any day

i just wrote an email, 8 lines and got a job as webdesigner. was easy. sucks 2 b u

>>7334069
You're not going in and talking to managers. You think they're not going to hire you because you went in and "broke the rules" because they're NOT HIRING YOU ANYWAY. The worst that can happen is you waste your time which isn't getting used for work so it's not a waste.

Can't find a fucking job to save my life
Just going to join the USAF broseph

I too am in the same predicament as OP.

I'll be homeless next month. If I don't find anything by then? I'm joining the MUHREENS.

Free food, free living, and I get a fat cheque for getting blown up and killin sand niggers.

But I'd want someone to kill me if I get turned t a vegetable.

>>7334340
>implying that it's easy to join the marines and that even if you do get in, you don't to wait up to 2 months before you actually live with them

>>7334340
Yeah, recruits are waiting up to a year to go to boot. Corps is overstaffed. Plus combat MOS's are slim you'll likely move boxes in the background and feel like you're doing nothing useful but still working 19 hour days.

I want to date a girl with a long tongue. just once. that is too sexy...

OP, your weapon is NETWORKING. talk to your parents, your friends. recruit them in your job search. people are much more likely to hire someone they know over someone they don't. even when that known person is less qualified.

You get a low level job by getting in immaculate cardiovascular physical shape.

Get your 1 mile time down to just 7 minutes, record it, and place it on your resume, and you're automatically the best employee there. Tell them you want to work, get some exercise at the same time, and get paid for it. Be aggressive, make sure the highest person you can reach knows that you're interested, and you're physically adept and can move boxes 50% faster than the average human meat sack.

Don't talk a big game about lifting, as not only is it burst instead of sustained, but because you will be seen as a back health risk if you over exert yourself lifting boxes.

From there it's a matter of spam.

You need to spam your application EVERYWHERE. Talk to the manager, then send letters to all of them thanking them for the chance to apply. I got my first job after 200 applications, 200 letters to these people, and another 100 places I couldn't be arsed to apply to myself because they were further away. Granted, I was 16, and this was 2003, so your mileage may vary.

>>7334409

If you ever do not get employment, ask them what you can do to improve your skill set to better match the needs of the organization.

It doesn't matter if it's fucking wal-mart, hound them until you get an answer, then complete it. Come back with this skill, and tell them you did what they asked. Many managers won't be able to reply to this, if you get the dead end, ask if there's any other management level figure you can speak to. They will probably say no, or they're out to lunch, ask how you can schedule an appointment with them.

Do not simply go in and assume that by showing your face that you've done enough. If you can't be famous, you can become infamous, and lets face it, you know you're not worried about burning bridges with wal-mart.

In my area almost everyone is online application only, you go in they tell you to go online, you tell them you did they say, "Then wait for us to call you." Sometimes you can find a place that still lets you apply in person, then you're sitting in a room with a ton of other people all looking for the same job. Shit sucks right now.

>>7334374
>>7334349

What about the Army?

Moving boxes and getting paid for it beats being homeless.

I dunno ask a recruiter the fuck I look like

>>7334621

Don't laugh dude but I live in canada, closest recruiting station's like 50 miles into WA state and I dunno if they'd allow a non US citizen but fuck, I'll suck the recruiters dick to grt in if he's into that stuff.