"Black people deserve equal rights"

wtfbloxx

"Nobody will ever love me, I so ronery" :D

I wouldn't shave my balls in protest, unless it was for Crystal Pepsi

"At least the religious right has good intentions."

Bush may be an idiot, but he's OUR idiot.

"You should be allowed to do any experiment you want as long as you prove something."

conservatives, on bush:

"I'm an American and therefore I support the president, even if his decisions aren't popular"


conservatives on obama:
"IMPEACH THAT COMMIE NIGGER HE'S PURE EVIL DESTROYING THE NATION!!!!!"

"Did people have sex back then?"

For Christmas, one of my friends got me a page of gold star stickers because every time I hear someone say something really stupid, I would say I wish I had some to give out.

>>7329136
GOLD STARS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT

"Oil is our only viable resource. Wind, solar, nuclear, all take more energy than they produce. When peak oil arrives we're fucked"

>>7329072
ihavetoquoteblox

>I'm an American and therefore I support the president, even if his decisions aren't popular

It does sound kind of stupid but rather than sitting there complaining about the president you should be working with him to get your needs done.

waah waah Obama wants socialized health care, well instead of bitching and completing opposing it you should be supporting him somewhat to push your own heath care reforms.

>>7329180
>Oil is our only viable resource.
Correct.
>Wind, solar, nuclear, all take more energy than they produce.
Err..
> When peak oil arrives
It has arrived.
>we're fucked.
Yes.

>>7329240

time to get fuckin drunk then

>>7329240
>doesn't realize that nuclear is already more efficient than oil

>>7329252
I think you just quoted every major world leader.

"Man, fuck fire."

Heard one day in high school as a friend and I were walking to lunch. We still laugh about it from time to time.

"I thought an acre was 42 square miles or something"

From the girl who is ranked 2nd in my class

lewis block

"If it wasn't for my horse,I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"Is the moon actually made of cheese or is that still a theory?"

(on teamspeak) "Do you have an internet connection?"

>>7329258
Good luck green-lighting a car that has a nuclear reactor.
>>7329279
Boy it must suck for you to be ranked third.

My girlfriend at the time and I went to Hardee's. I handed her my debit card and she gave it to the guy working the counter.

He says: "Do you have a pen?"
She says: "6573"

Later when I scolded her for being retarded, she explained that she thought he had an ATM behind the counter and would withdraw the money and put it in the register for her. That girl is lucky she is so hot, otherwise life would be pretty hard for her...

"Are there a lot of African-Americans in France?"

Why the hell is African-American considered PC anyway?

>>7329392

I don't know. Nobody calls me a European American.

>>7329392
That's funny because there are.

I work in electronics at a Wal-Mart.

"Do I have to be connected to the internet to go online?"

>>7329392
They were probably talking about black American expatriates.

Anyway, I think it's more PC because you're not referring directly to their physical appearance. People with equatorial skin are rarely "black" anyway, it's usually various shades of brown. Saying "African" isn't just more politically correct, it's more correct period.

>>7329392
I think the same way calling Indians Native Americans is PC. Although Native American works an African American doesn't really make any sense.

>>7329456
Why doesn't African American make sense? And if you call them "blacks", then do you call Asian Americans "yellows"?

>>7329444

no they probably weren't

they were most likely using the term out of habit without thinking about what it actually meant

>>7329474
>do you call Asian Americans "yellows"?

Sure do

>>7329444
Except that not all chocolates are African.
Yeah, I call them chocolates.

>>7329474
Because there not from Africa, well they are but you don't call me Asian American becuase I'm half Russian or you don't call me European American becuase my other half is British.

Colin Powell comes from Jamaican heritage. He is not an African American.

>>7329490
I haven't ever heard that term for srs, except when black hookers are describing themselves on the Craigslist.

>>7329523
I watched a lot of Scrubs and started copying JD.

>>7329509
I know we don't use those terms, but I think we should. European American or Caucasian for whites. I'm descended from Europeans but I'm sure as hell not the same color as printer paper.

>>7329556

wow I wouldn't be going around announcing that if I were you.

>>7329284
this is definitely /thread

>>7329560

How about we just call every American citizen an "American" regardless of skin color?

>>7329556
Scrubs was just Friends with a hospital setting.

But holy shit Sarah Chalke.

Such a shame she spawned a child with a mud.

>>7329444
No, she was asking if there are a lot of black people in France.

>>7329607
Well then yeah she should have just said "niggers". No misunderstanding there.

>>7329560
I don't, I think its stupid. If you want to refer to my color call me white. If you want to refer to my nationality please call me Russian or British.

We don't need this Blank-American bullshit. I will continue to refer to themas blacks and until they tell me their exact country of origin I'm not lumping them together as Africans.

sandfag here

i wish people would call me "sandfag" irl, "Middle Eastern-American" is such a fucking mouthful and not even 1/10 as funny

>>7329648
9/10 would probably rage again

>>7329654
People don't call you middle eastern american, they call you arab or maybe ay-rab. Whats your fucking point

>>7329654
no most would call you a sandnigger IRL, although I once had Arabic friends at my old college and they told me to refer to them as scribbles becuase they all write like they write Arabic. We would get some strange looks...

"No, theres no chemicals in its eyes."
"Don't worry, it just slides on down."
"It's really creepy when you do it really slow."
... MY Penile shaft!..

>>7329648
Well I wasn't referring to your nationality, I assumed it was American. I was referring to your race.

In any case, even if you don't agree it should be in the format of continent of origin/nationality, then at least we can agree the term should be uniform for everybody. Because it's retarded that saying blacks or whites is okay but saying yellows or reds is not acceptable.

"Why are there no asian teams in the UEFA euro?"

Some dumbass korean asked me this, and he was serious.

>>7329667
Nope I'm not trolling, the world would be one hell of a better place if people were just a little less sensitive in day to day life. Hey some of my friends refer to me as Ivan or russki and im ok with it. whats the problem of calling somebody black or white? People just take race a bit to serious.

>>7329744
Yellow and red are colors, black and white are shades.

what's a cube?

what does misc. mean?

wait winston churchill wasn't american?

oh my god hippos can move? i just thought they sat in the mud and swatted their tails

50-cent is the best rapper of all time

anal doesnt make babies?

Banning assault weapons will significantly reduce crime.

>>7329804
lol, i know lets give the criminals the best weapons to commit a crime with besides handguns and let our population go next to unarmed.

>>7329841

This post makes no sense to me.

>>7329785

But Churchill *was* American. His mother was a US citizen, and he was granted honorary citizenship.

>>7329841

Criminals already have guns. Banning then is not going to give them guns. Banning them will reduce the number of them criminals have because there will be less of them to obtain through means such as stealing. Yes criminals will always be able to get guns, but the aim is not to eliminate gun crimes it is to reduce them as much as possible.

what all goes in a gin & tonic?

>>7330209

So we're going to ban civilians from owning them to keep criminals from stealing them? Are you fucking serious?

>but the aim is not to eliminate gun crimes it is to reduce them as much as possible.

Right, by banning weapons that have features that have zero effect on the way the weapon works or fires. Makes perfect sense.

>>7330306 rthwr
>So we're going to ban civilians from owning them to keep criminals from stealing them? Are you fucking serious?

Yes. What else do you want to own, tanks and nuclear bombs? AMURICA! FSCK YEAAAAR

>>7329444
I am of Jamaican descent. If someone called me African American just because of my skin color, I'd be just as annoyed as a Republican being called a Democrat. Just call me black, damn it.

"Why don't roads last forever?"

Really, Miranda? REALLY?

>>7330346
Your original descent is still from African peoples, you moron.

>>7330327

Every time there is discussion on firearms, someone on the anti-gun side brings up nuclear weapons.

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

>>7330411
If it were legal to own them every redneck would have one

*with southern drawl* "I know I didn't come from no monkey."

Biology class in South Carolina. Feels retarded, man.

>>7330382

Depending on how far you wanna go back, that's true of everyone.

"Black" is a fairly neutral and handy descriptor it communicates all the info you need with the greatest accuracy, speed and the least offense. Black people aren't foreigners on temporary stay here, there's nothing African about them. As long as you're not calling them niggers it's fine.

>>7330419
implying they don't already

>>7329392
It goes to show how much stigma there is with the word "black".

>>7329432
Of course there are, but you know that's not what they meant.

>>7330425
>greatest accuracy

I've never seen anyone who was truly 100% black. It's completely accurate to say they were descended from Africans, though.

there was once no life on earth

there is now life on earth

therefore we are all related

>>7330382
You can say that for every person on Earth.

While pointing at her new leather boots:
"But I am not a consumer-vegan, I am a FOOD-vegan."

>>7330555

gotta love pick and choose morality

>>7330675

Pikachu's morality?

>>7330733
Better than Chansey's unethicalness.

Slut.

>>7330733
I could really use that "awarded 1 internet" coupon picture right about now...

" Is metal an acid or a base"

LOL op's pic was outside of the Seattle tea bag protests.

Pic related: I was there.

I think I win. I heard the following in a hotel lobby from a New Jersey mother talking to her son about the San Diego Zoo while they were waiting for me to print out an admission coupon. No shit. Actual conversation:

SON: Mom, are you scared of lions?

MOM: No, sweetie, lions only eat RED meat. We're white people.

I thought maybe she was being cute, so when her kid went to the bathroom, I said:

ME: I would have gone with: "No, because the wild ones in Africa escaped from a zoo so long ago they forgot their manners. The ones they have here are all well behaved."

HER: What are you talking about? You shouldn't lie to children his age. It's cruel.

ME: Oh sorry, I didn't mean to imply that lions really escape from zoos when we all know they only escape from the circus. There's nothing to worry about.

HER: Huh?

ME: Just being cruel again... Here's your admission coupon.

That kid took FOR FUCKING EVER in there.

>>7331206

You're the beirdo in the background, right?

>>7331229
No I was the duck face making nigra in this picture.

pic related:me making a duckface at her ass.

>>7331222
Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in th...oh wait, we're white. nvm.

"Pregnant Mexican women will hop across the border right before they give birth so that their baby is an American citizen."


Seriously someone needs to make a TV show called "Conservatives Say The Darnedest Things"

Uhh... Mom? There's a lion at the front door.

>>7331260
I feel compelled to save this pic.

>>7331470
No worries. He'll eventually get hungry and leave us alone.

>>7331481
Ha I never even looked at it until I saw op's pic. There are some funny faces in the crows and the girl in the red shirt is hot. She looks like Camilla Belle.

>>7331494

Oh, right, lions only eat niggers, asians, and beaners. Thanks mom!

>>7331506

wow..that's a huge forehead.

>Just being cruel again.

fucking BUUURRRRRN.

>>7329392
I've got a better one:
"Person of color" - Fine.
"Colored person" - Racist.

Dog barks.
"Where is that wolf coming from?"