One time I sat on a plane and all the people who saw me in the plane dived onto my seat to get a piece of me

needless to say, that caused the centre of weight of the plane to tilt to the right hand side heavily and we spun and crashed into the andes

I had to fuck everyone to keep our temperature's up....still keep in contact with a few of them

I met someone in the airport if that counts. We were going to the luggage area and he raced me there while making racecar sounds with his daughter in a cart.

Mind you, this man was 50.

I want to be like him someday.

Should make it open to more than just planes. how about trains, and automobiles?

I was suuper hungover on a train in spain, and i met this cool woman who took care of me, I didnt have money because there was no atm on the train. we exchanged stories, and she told me about her kids and stuff. she eventually gave me advil, and a sandwich from her purse. and she taught me some catalan, a different dialect from spanish.


I will never forget you train lady!

>>7294158
Notion passed!
>THREAD NOW OPEN TO ALL FORMS OF TRANSPORT

was on the metro when a ups guy with a green mohawk got on. I didnt know ups allowed that shit, so I was like, dude nice hair, they let you keep it that way. He laughed said he didn't work for no one but himself. After asking more, me being a kid, he opened up and finally said the UPS uniform was a cover, he was shipping drugs allllll over the place right under everyones noses.

>>7294154
Being 50 is the same as being 20.The only thing that changes is that you have more experience and aches and pains.

Was waiting in the queue for the toilet (I only actually needed to wash my hands, spilt some wine on them) and a hot girl was in front of me. The motherfucker in there was taking his sweet time so we got to talking. I must've come across really flirty because I'd had a few drinks and I think I always am when I drink... also she was throwing me a few signals. Anyway, she went ahead of me, and a minute or so later, she opened the door ajar and kind of coughed and said: 'erm, could you help? I think I'm stuck' I was all: 'Oh right, what's up?', and just as I got a little closer to the door, she opened it more fully, stuck a hand out, grabbed me and pulled me in for a kiss. Felt great. Felt even better when she dragged me in and we fucked until the plane landed a few hours later.

>>7294082
The left of your picture fucking confused me, at first I thought it was some kid with a square head and glasses staring out.

>>7294241
With a green mohawk? You were IRL trolled. Sorry.

Fucking hell bitch go to /ic/ and ask about loomis.

I met a girl from South Carolina omw to Toronto from Florida. She was very nice, and I figured we'd have nothing in common, but we ended up talking about Harry Potter for the entire plane ride after we'd both laughed at this ad for Harry Potter shit in the airplane mall magazine or w.e.

>>7294325
I hate how overused AND misused the word troll is now. Mohawk guy was lying to the naive kid for a joke but that's not what trolling is.

>>7294082
i was on a flight from JFK to LAX and for the first time was seated next to a cute girl. after a few hours, probably somewhere over idaho, she strikes up a conversation,asking me what i thought those large green circles were on the surface.i thought for a second was was like,"i suppose they're soybeans.".the conversation kinda stalled from there.

>>7294369 ohthisisn'toriginalcauseideletedtheothercomment
Keepin' in mind this was four years ago and I no longer have the picture...
also <art excuse here>
- it was two in the morning
- it was on an aeroplane
- any other reason that probably doesn't matter
Your choice?

A few years ago I was randomly bumped to first class on my flight from England to the UK and I was seated next to Emma Watson. We talked the whole time and she was very cool, and quite nice. We traded emails and keep in touch from time to time.

some guy on a plane that i woke up from
dude: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?


me: No, I did not know that; is that true?
guy: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
me: Really...?
guy: If one were so inclined.
me: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
guy: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
me: Thank you.
guy: How's that working out for you?
me: What?
guy: Being clever.
me: Great.
guy: Keep it up then... Right up.

>>7294520

Why didn't I see this coming.

>>7294520
Now a question of etiquette, do I give her the crotch or the ass?

>>7294477

that's weird, i also keep in contact with Emma Watson. And Tiger Woods. And Vladimir Putin. And Ghandi

>>7294520

fuck didnt remove tyler :(

>>7294405
YOU STUPID FAGGOT. THAT IS USING THE WORD TROLL CORRECTLY. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND YOU, DO YOU?

>>7294568
unless.... you just got trolled then?

>>7294520
Was his name Tyler? I met some douche like that once. We ended up blowing some shit up so that city people could see the stars.

>>7294546
-eyeroll- Of course you do, troll.

I'm not saying we're BFFs, or I have her number or get special treatment (like backstage shit) but we'll email to keep up. Like a few emails every couple of months.

>>7294546
lol y u jelus tho?

>>7294611
This is pretty cool (I believe you Anon)
Does she know you on a first name basis or is it more like 'oh hey guy-from-the-aeroplane-that-one-time'?
Also that's crazy luck, why'd you get bumped up to first anyway?

>>7294641

subs?

blox

>>7294568
A troll is a comment that is designed to provoke a reaction from other people, usually one of anger.

If I was to make a thread pretending to be a drug dealer (ask me anything etc), that would not be a troll. If I then started saying things about drugs that are obviously bullshit, then I would be a troll.

>>7294647
stop asking questions before he attention whores the entire damn thread and ruins it

trolls make comments only on the basis of provoking a reaction from a person, usually a negative reaction for the original posters on enjoyment. Trolls are there to make you mad so they can laugh at you and say "u mad?".

>>7294647
I highly doubt she'd be able to pick my face out of a crowd, but if I mentioned my name to her I'm sure she'd remember (or at least my email. Heh.).

I don't know why I was bumped, to be honest. The flight was grossly overbooked and I arrived late thanks to security (Heathrow is a mad house!). I heard first class was booked when some asshole couple was demanding an upgrade because they were kept waiting. I had to go to the gate to get my seat, turned in my ticket and was told to wait. Everyone had boarded except for me, and I thought I was going to get put on stand-by, which didn't bug me, it gave me time to go to the food court and get some breakfast. I walked over to the gate agents to tell them its cool if they put me on stand-by, the gate agent called my name and was like "You were so polite and waited so patiently we decided to give you our last First Class seat."

I practically skipped the whole way into the plane.

>>7294671
Too late, bro. I already did. >>7294678

>>7294678
More like
>You were so polite and waited so patiently we decided to seat you next to EMMA FRIGGIN' WATSON.
That's good luck, sheer coincidence or positive karma.
Or, it's just the way things worked out eh? Nice.

>>7294717
I don't usually have good luck, I must have done something right. The plane that I was on had three rows with two seats (that turned into a bed) in first class. The only one open was the one on the right side of the middle, two rows from the front, with Emma sitting on the left. I didn't freak out or talk to her at first, but I recognized her. We started to talk a little ways into the flight.

heathrow to vancouver, guy beside me gave some E, 2 lines of coke and some benzos, fingered me to orgasm.
best trip ever

>>7294477
>flight from England to the UK.

idiot

I was on a newly-opened train line with dad
(you got to ride it for free because it was pretty much opened that day, so free rides on it all day)
hummin' along a bridge at 120 km/h (75 mph) when it dead stopped in a matter of seconds, causing the semi-full train to jolt and knockin' quite a few passengers into each other.
Voice crackles over the train's PA,
'There's still some issues with the signalling system on this line, sorry about that...'

I was flying from Vancouver to Phoenix in early 2002, and I happened to sit next to a Sikh guy and his wife. He was wearing a turban and she was wearing a sari. Pretty normal in Vancouver, not so much in a post-9/11 Phoenix. I exited the plane behind them, and just seeing the entire crowd of people stare at him and his wife in sheer horror was hilarious.

>>7294477
>from england to the UK
>england is in the UK

I believe your story completely, bro.

>>7294767
>>7294789
Oops, I meant US. Oh well, too late to edit it.

>>7294082

OP, Ildiko was hungarian wasn't she?

>>7294477
fail troll, but i loled
>england to UK

>>7294794
>Implying you can edit posts on /r9k/

Goddamnit, bro, I believe your story but stop saying things that are stupid.

>>7294812
Actually, I don't know how to edit posts on here. The only way I edit is to delete then repost. -shrug-

>>7294818
Considering I didn't catch that typo, it would be silly to delete the post and fix it (the way I know how). Then again, if I do fix my typo everyone will still scream 'troll' anyway.

>>7294803
Well, I think so.
She was blonde, I remember. Also taller than I was at fourteen. Good sense of humour too... wait, why do you ask? Did you run into her on a flight or something?

So I was strolling along the galaxy in my ship minding my own shit. Then suddenly an Imperial Star Destroyer starts hailing me, and pull me in. They board my shit, and mention looking for some stowaways. Fuck that I think, I'm not giving them shit, so I give them my fake logs depicting my simple commercial freight from Mos Eisly taking some Bantha hides, holovids, and other supplies.

After going around they are finally about to leave my ship and send me on my way, not like they'll make up for the lost time though, fucking empire bastard stormies. Anywho, thought they'd def find the Mando mercs stowed in my smuggling compartments, fortunately they kept quiet but I thought I was a goner for sure.

>>7294826
whoops dropped my OP tag

>>7294824
OP believes you, guy-who-sat-next-to-Emma-Watson

My first solo flight in a Diamond DA-20.
Fucking things are fabulously easy to fly, have awesome glideslopes, great maneuverability, great stall characteristics, and are generally better to handle than your standard Cessna 172.

But that glide slope capability? It means you have to work to get the thing down.

I came in on final approach a bit too high, managed to land pretty well, then the fucking thing started to float back up. I forced it down again. It went back up again. It was like a boner in the wrong place. I had to do a go-around.

Instructors laughed at the end, but it was alright.

Fuck yeah, being on the handling end of a plane.

>>7294082
Did i see some pigs on those wings?

Ba dum tish.

Mewtblox.

>>7294826

No, it's just a hungarian name and I thought I may know someone who knows her but it's not the case, sorry.

Some fat dutch bitch with clogs on was pressing up against my seat with her fat, and her legs kept sticking through the bottom and whacking my feet, so poured apple sauce all over he stupid fucking clogs.

>>7294845
Erm... thanks? I wasn't looking for validation or 'homg you breathed the same recycled air as Emma!?', but its the best travel story I have. All of my other flights I usually end up sitting somewhere close to a screaming baby.

Flying from Australia to the US, i got up about halfway through the flight, since the sun was coming up and it looked fucking awesome over the ocean. Another passenger was awake, around my age at the time, i ended up speaking to her for about 3 hours on the flight, such a shame that i didn't ask for her email >.>

Every time a ride in a plane I always take a pen and draw all over the safety pamphlets and sky mall magazines. I like to write what I think the people's last words are as they are crashing to the ground or a witty comment about putting your baby in the baby flotation device and then letting him/her sail off to find help. In the sky mall mag I changed a stupid giant ball cat litter box thing into a cat time machine that could send your cat back in time. I try to add all kinds of humorous commentary and hopefully make the next person to read them laugh a little bit or put them away in disgust.

I was flying from Chicago to Oslo to see my family and flew on the longest day of the year; since we fly north over Canada and Greenland the sun never set. It went from my side of the plane as a huge, bright ball to the other side of the plane as a tiny, purplish-blue dot hovering above the horizon, then slowly crept back upwards again. Very cool.

>>7294853
while i'm assured that that joke is rather humourous, the funniness of it all is lost on me (i think i'm tired)

>>7294854
oh okay. yeah so far I've never seen her again.
though I don't think the odds of bein' on a flight the same as her is very high because
a) I don't fly very much, and
b) There are a lot of stewardesses.

I hope she's alright and still collectin' drawings from passengers.

>>7294943
PF reference, but if you haven't listened to Animals, it's okay :P

I was on a bus once and there were two lesbians makin' out on the back seat.
*shrugs*

I was on a bus once making out with my lesbian girlfriend and this creep wouldn't stop staring at us.

>>7295163
>>7295110
Holy shit, get the fuck out of here! I'm a bus driver and one time on my route these two girls were making out in the back seat and some guy was watching them. I was watching too, which is why we nearly wrecked.

>>7295189
I was in my car at the lights this one day when a bus almost crashed into me. He should've been watching the road!

>>7295189

Jesus fuck, one time there was this insane bus driver that nearly hit my car. I never found out why, but the lesbians making out in the backseat almost made the near-death experience worth it.

>>7295210

I was on a plane drawing the whole incident, then a stewardess walked by and asked for a drawing.

I gave it to her. Now we live together in Boca Raton.

>>7295210
>>7295219
>>7295189
I'm an old lady and I was going to cross the street when a bus nearly crashed into a car stopped at the light! I saw the whole thing!

>>7295260
I'm this old lady's husband and I stand by my wife and her story.

I was about to stab this old lady in the back and with my hunting knife when all of a sudden I look and a bus almost hits a car! And I totally saw 2 hot lesbians in the back eating each other out.

>>7295234
I fly airplanes around the country. I've probably fucked that stewardess in the cock-pit.

>>7295285
I'm a petty crook and I was going to steal that old lady's purse, but the man standing next to her had a cane and looked like he would beat my ass with it.

>>7295234
I am a cocaine dealer in Boca Raton and I met this couple that said they met on an airplane while the guy was drawing a picture of a minor traffic incident caused by an idiot bus driver who couldn't pay attention to the road because he was watching a lesbian couple make out.

I was at the intersection in my car looking round and thinking 'something's gonna go down' but I got beeped at by the car behind me because the light turned green and I didn't notice.

>>7295340
I am this cocaine dealer's wife and I stand by his story.

I have sex with this cocaine dealers wife and she told me about this crazy story her husband heard from a couple.
Then I fucked her again.

>>7295369
I am the pool boy who is banging the cocaine dealers wife. And I stand by her story.

>>7295340
I am Emma Watson's personal assistant. While I was getting drugs in Boca Raton (the place for the finest drugs on this realm) for miss Watson I saw this plane going out of control!!

I saw the pilot having rough sex with a stewardess.

>>7295407
I am a spear chucking native that lives in Boca Raton. I saw a giant flying demon circling the sky. It had eaten two people that were having sex. I tried to run away but was killed by the sky devil.

>>7295369
>>7295389
>>7295399
>>7295407
>>7295427

why do you people have to mercilessly run everything into the ground

>>7295407
I was sitting in first class in an aeroplane when I heard *the* Emma Watson tell the guy next to her about this story her assistant had told her about a stewardess who was bangin' the pilot so hard the plane almost crashed.

>>7295447
Well, the OP approves of this nonsense.

>>7295427
I'm an adventurous archaelogosit that was plundering Boca Raton for the treasure of the ancients when I came across a new stone carving of a sky demon with two people having sex in it, it's hard to say how but the carving seemed to imply the male of the couple had been drawing a picture of a bus that almost crashed because the bus driver was watching two lesbians.

>>7295467
Uga booga uga boo

one time i somehow ended up in first class.

nigger triplets served me, and i had a touch-screen plasma thing come out of the chair.
also good food.

rocked.

>when i was 18 got alcohol on the flight to/from australia. that was cool.

>>7295479
I'm a translator in Boca Ratan and I stand by this natives story that he carved that carving.

I have a few.

I was flying with my dad from London to Sydney. We both have the same name. So when we bought two first class tickets, the computer only registered it as one person, so it only gave us one seat. I ended up sitting in the back of the fucking plane while my dad got first class. I ended up getting free first class tickets from Quantas so my mate and I went to Los Angeles for free, so I guess that worked out.

Then another time, I was flying from San Fransisco to Orlando. I was late cause of traffic, plus they were understaffed so shit was slow on Easter sunday. I ended up running through the airport with no shoes on to make it. I ended up sitting next to these two fat loud black women who had never flown before. I wanted to kill myself and this hot stewardess noticed I couldn't sleep, it was the red eye. So she asked me if I wanted to sit in the back with her and chill, so I did. Shit was cool, we were gonna hang but she had family plans the next day and I was leaving for a roadtrip anyways.

When I was young I was flying from Dubai >NYC > Minneapolis. I remember we landed really hard, all the bags from the overhead hit the ground, then the engines revved and had to retry landing. There was another plane landing on the other runway that crossed the one we were on.

Final one.
From L.A. to Dubai on a nonstop flight. Shit sucked for 16 hours. I couldn't sleep (my mum was in a car crash so I was stressed and worried.) Not fun.

Countless more, but that's enough for now.

>>7295479

i'm an anteater.

On my flight from Japan to Australia there was no one in the row of middle seats so I put all the arm rests up and went to sleep.

>>7295467
I am the mayor of Boca Raton. There's no treasure of the ancients, this planet was created 100 years ago.

We are not trying to recreate the "Big Crash" in our cloning labs. There are no clones of the ones involved in the incident that forged this new Earth.

>>7295505
That is awesome, and you sound well-travelled.
Would love to hear more.

>>7295526
I am the shadowy puppet master that controls the mayors of Boca Raton. They say whatever I tell them to say so I stand by his story.

>>7295588
I am the shadowy puppet master's personal assistant I stole all the treasures from Boca Raton. He doesn't know it, and I pretend to stand by his story so I can overthrow him and become the next evil dictator.

>>7295597
I am the evil god controlling this post apocalyptic world. I was created with human emotions trapped inside a mythical book that contained the souls of a thousand children. The souls were contained in drawings.

>>7295648

I am this god's follower and I stand by his story of evil puppetry.

>>7295597
I am the janitor for the shadowy puppet master's personal assistants building, I've read his journal and know about his plans to overthrow the shadowy puppet master. I am going to clean his office really good so when he is the supreme dictator he will treat me nice and make me the head executioner.

>>7295667

I am a mop.

My job fucking sucks.

>>7295667
I'm the current head executioner of Boca Raton and I get treated like royalty because everyone is scared of me. Shit is so cash.

This one time I was on a plane, I got to know a really cool guy. We started talking about what we do for a living, why we're on the plane, how annoying the security was. Next thing you know, this hot chick passes by me and bumps into my shoulder, she looks back and smiles with a "I want you" kind of look and goes into the bathroom.

I think "what the hell", so I excuse my self, and go knocking on the bathroom. She opens up and drags me in, and we continue to have wild sex.

Suddenly I hear the young gentleman I earlier got familiarized with yell "there are snakes on this mother fucking plane!". At this point, a huge ass anaconda drops down from the ceiling. If anything I could say that this plane was rare, but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

>>7295683
I'm on death row in Boca Raton, I cut some wires inside a plan and caused it to crash while two people were having sex in the cockpit. But at least the head executioner is going to gut me like a pig, that guy is so cash!

>>7295708
I am the plane's black box and I stand by his story.

>>7295505
This guy here.

Some flying though storm stories:
Flying over the mid-west during the summer there are a lot of storms. One time shit was intense, we hit an air pocket and I wasn't wearing a seatbelt so I went flying up in the air. Now, that would have been fun if not for the fact that I had my drink and laptop out. My laptop got orange juice all up in that keyboard. Shit smelt bad for a while.

I was on a short flight from North Carolina to Orlando and the weather was bad in both areas. So we sat on the fucking tarmac for 6 hours before we took off. I was like 9, flying by myself from Stockholm on a Stockholm > Frankfurt > Charlotte > Orlando and like I had bought a dozen doughnuts before the flight. I ate them all, before we took off. We hit turbulence during the flight and I threw them all up. It was disgusting.

I was in the Atlanta airport on a flight to go from Atlanta > L.A. > Sydney. I'm half Australian, half Swedish and have triple citizen, well, no. Currently applying for American. So I have an Australian accent. I was at a starbucks in ATL and ordered my coffee and cookie, and some sandwich and some shit for my girlfriend at the time. The people at the counter were so excited to hear an aussie accent they gave me all my food and drink for free.

I was in Argentina for holiday to see Patagonia. It was a horrible flight schedule. Sydney > L.A. > Miami > Buenos Aires. One of my bags got lost and they never found it. It was my bag with crappy day wear with dirty shits and pants so nothing was really lost. I said that I had expensive shit in there and got like AU$1000 for my baggage.

(con't)

>>7295740
(con't)

I was on a flight from Orando to L.A. two Springs ago and sat next to Paula Poundstone (a child abusing comedian.)

My worst flight schedule ever was going to Zambia with my friend. He lived in Miami, I was in Sydney. So, I wanted to fly with him so I went Sydney > L.A. > Orlando > Miami > NYC > London > Rome > Dakarta > Malawi > Johannesburg > Lusaka. Got that was a long 2 or 3 days. My flight back wasn't bad. Lusaka > South Africa > London > Hong Kong > Sydney.

That's about it. All my other stories are just regular, horrid experiences in American airports.

>>7295750
>>7295740
What do you do that lets you fly so much?

>>7295750
>ten different flights
wat

>>7295823
Honestly, that doesn't surprise me. I fly fairly often and I've had some retarded connections just to get to one location. Once they had me fly about 500 miles PAST my destination, then get on another plane and double back.

>>7295750
Surely there are flights between Lusaka and Hong Kong. Or at least between Joburg and Hong Kong...

>>7295796
It's not really what I do. I mean, I'm 27 and work for a major technology company's law department. However, a lot of traveling was when I was younger cause my parents divorced. My father was an Australian diplomat and my mum moved to Florida with my step-father, so I traveled a lot between the two places. My mum is also a cardiovascular surgeon so they make really really good money and also my step-father is an executive for a large aerospace and government contractor.

For me though, I go to a lot of Asian countries to do work for the legal department. I save my money really well so I take 3 weeks off a year to go somewhere where I've not been.

At the terminal in Heathrow the guy driving one of those electric carts gave my brother and I a ride to our gate. The guy drove like a mad man and kept yelling at chav women to move out of the way and calling them dirty pigs etc. The disgusted look on the womens' faces was priceless and the constant horn honking echoed through the place.

>>7295850
I had skymiles to use with British Airways from traveling from Sydney to London a lot.

>>7295892
Why'd he give you guys a lift?
That sounds awesome by the way.

Do you guys remember the airline Ansett? No?
It's been a while since they declared bankruptcy and sold off their assets. The stuff on the aeroplanes?

Dad was on one of their final flights. Everything on the plane was up for grabs. Bein' the guy he is, he got this safety card, a couple blankets and some cutlery.

The crazier passengers got things like life rafts, life jackets, headrests and oxygen masks.

>>7295966
I was on crutches and wearing my best suit. I don't remember which terminal, but we were flying back to nyc. The girl working the ticket counter was also pretty hot for an indian.

Melbourne Airport, close to midnight.
Flight back to Perth was delayed, so everyone in the same situation was queueing to the customer service desk. The rest of the airport was pretty much empty though. I was there with my sister and dad, and there we were, queueing across this wide, massive hallway that leads from the main terminal building to the gates (where we were). I said to my sis, 'Do you reckon I could roll a 20c piece all the way to the end?'
She shrugs, says 'Give it a go.'
So I pull one out, and roll it down.
Echoing down this massive hall is the clinking of a 20c piece rolling down it's length, us queued people were just standing there watching it roll down.
It hit the back wall.
I was gonna go get it when a guy down the other end saw what had happened, and threw it back across the floor. It rolled all the way back.

I don't have any airplane stories, but an airport story should be closely-enough related.

I was 8 minutes late for check in at London Luton, and I had to have my flight switched from 1855 on Monday to 0400 on Tuesday. I didn't fall asleep because I didn't want to miss my flight, so I just sat in the terminal and waited.

Instead of waiting in silence and boredom for hours I got lucky and met up with a pretty cool group of people. There was Ms. Fatima from Portugal and her niece Lissandra, a quiet Italian named Gabriel, and Eric, a drunk Swiss guy. From 1900 to 0400 we talked about politics, economics, the meaning of life, and all sorts of stuff (in retrospect, it was a bit like /r9k/).

I landed in Schipol at around 0800 and fell asleep for 28 hours.

I met a child who kicked the back of my chair from Brisbane to Tokyo. I didn't think it was possible for a person to kick for 9 hours straight, but there you go.

That's the best I have :/

I was waiting in the Columbus airport after watching USA beat Mexico. I heard on the loudspeaker that they were looking for Carlos Bocanegra. I sat around at the announced gate. Apparently he was eating in Chili's and missed his flight. I got an autograph from Heath Pearce, DaMarcus Beasley and Carlos Bocanegra. They all seemed kind of annoyed but whatever.

I was 6 years old flying from Beijing, China to Washington DC there was a British family near me and I played with their kids. I didn't know one word in English but some how as children we were able to communicate through body language and laughter. It was really fun, I remember having my hair braided by their mother. It was so nice, I always want to visit England but I don't want to be heavily disappointed by the stories I hear about the British now.


D;

Archive nao

I sat next to a hot chick once, and we really hit it off. Shared the same opinions on music, movies, and best of all games.

Best part, I saw her on the way back and I still talk to her today.

>>7297896
Fuck no, this is a shitty story thread.

i was sitting next to a young girl in a skirt on a flight once from Brisbane to Melbourne and the hostess must have been a pedobear becuase she says to the girl "it will be over soon" meaning that if i have sex with her the pain wont last long. So then i raped her. Shit ws so cash.

>>7294611
About 6 years back I knew a girl who was pen pals with her.

Me and my buddy were on a flight back from Germany, when a stewardess came up to us and just began staring at us. I looked at her in shock as her eyes started to turn red and then man hand's hook hand stuck on car.

Some grey faced bitch probably from some shithole called latviana that's like 2 miles across and isn't even a real country tried stealing my earphones from the seat plug thing. Fucking whore.

>>7294082

Then how're you showing this now if she took it?

>>7299637
"She ended up takin' a photo of me with her, but I never took one of her with me"
Sounds like he had a camera with him

>>7294477
>England to the UK

>>7299599
The more I try to understand this post the more my brain hurts.

>>7299599

has anyone ever been so far to as turn red and then man hand's hook hand stuck on car?

I was just going through puberty, and was horny as fuck. Fapped so many times on a cross pacific flight in the bathroom to the Nippon airhostesses. xD