that was me you asshole

never done anything too bad i guess
I fapped in my grandma's house
I didn't donate to Haiti

I broke a kids legs in high school. I don't know why, I just felt like doing it. So I grabbed an aluminum bat and smashed him in the knees.

Years of psychological help and I am still an asshole.

I don't like to think about it.

Come on guys, apart from the leg thing this thread sucks!

We have all done something we regret, post it.

I once robbed an old man for drug money.

Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Now i'm stuck in Folsom Prison, and that train just keeps going on by.

I once peered down the diapers of a toddler. The kid gave me a disgusted look when I found out he totally shat himself.

Instead of wiping his ass, I just let him continue playing with his toys until his mother came home.

"It must have just happened." I claimed.

I've burned so many bridges seeking people that are really worth it.

I helped pick on a few kids in elementary school. Hopefully they didn't turn out too messed up.

i went through a serious religious-fanatic phase when i was a young, lonely, messed up, impressionable teenager.

unmistakeably the worst years of my life. Religious guys, pastors, fucked me up hard. I fucked a lot up, burned a million bridges and said and did a lot of things that are genuinely badcore.

collectively the worst thing i've ever done in my life.

OP you're evil. I just couldn't do that to someone. I can fight fire with fire. But I couldn't do what you did.

I picked on a nerdy boy in jr high. He only had one arm (birth defect). I'm an asshole.

My little cousin wanted a cookie I was eating. He was standing right below me. I held the cookie above his head to tease him, then I scratched my finger on the cookie to release crumbs in his eyes.

He ran away crying, lol.

I burgled an old lady's house with 2 friends. Just for the lulz really. We turned over a lot of furniture, turned out drawers etc. Finally found about $30 in change and small notes in a jar in a kitchen cupboard.

That was my former self, a long time ago. I wasn't caught but have, and still do, my mental penance. Hurts to write this, it really does. I'm sorry bots.

Other than a pathetic suicide attempt a few years ago, nothing other than typical bullying- though nothing too extreme. The worst was when I played on my high school hockey team. There was a slightly autistic kid we all fucked with, even the coach sometimes made jokes. Well, we were all getting into the shower after a game and my friend and I threw his stuff out of the locker room, then a few others helped us throw him wet and naked out of the locker room, then locked the door. There were many people outside, and girls from our school. Our hockey team program was almost ended by the school for that.

having a one strike policy

if you betray our trust, you get cut off. have done this to childhood friends, relatives, women. isn't really any sweat off my back, but usually they're shocked that I actually go through with it.

>>7253383

Man that's harsh. You've never fucked up?

>>7253365
It's things like this that cause me to lose faith in humanity.

When did we lose our empathy and compassion for other people?

I haven't done it yet.

>>7253296

Yeah same thing happened to me, though I actually had friends, I missed out on my adolescence, didn't drink, smoke weed, talk to girls (boys school too but I didn't hang out after school), basically I'm missing a lot of social skills that would have helped me get a relationship, sure I've made up the drink and clubbing shit with my bros but I'm still a man-child when it comes to women, and women my age (circa 22, hell even 18) have higher expectations of me, when I'm just trying to get my hand on the bottom rung of the ladder.

i guess the "worst" would be the time i had sex with my own mother, but not my definition of worst. just society.
i personally regret nothing however. it was the best sex of my life, and i would do it again in a heartbeat if given the chance.

imnotjokingblox

Well:
When I was in kindergarten, there was a little Hawaiian Autistic boy named La'a Kea in my class. Being five years old and unaware of what Autism was, much less that he had it, I mentioned in passing to my mother--btw, cumdumpsta here, not that it matters but I think it might let you guys visualize this more--that there was a weird kid in my class. She investigated, found out about his disability, and became close friends with his mother. Because of this, I was expected to be friends with Kea, too.

As a child, one of my favorite books--or at least one that was read to me a lot--was about these two witches: one was a total beeyatch and played tricks on the other one, but when the beeyatch witch started beeyatching up all of these little kids at the beach, the good witch summoned up some good karma-like magic and the beeyatch ends up getting, I dunno, covered in sand or some shit. At the very end, it says "do onto others and you would like them to do onto you", or "treat others as you would wish to be treated", or whatever.

The moral that I took from this was "somebody fucks your shit up, you get sweet, sweet revenge". Looking back, I suppose I misinterpreted things somewhat, but I still blame my mother for what happened. Kea had been following me around the playground, trying to get me to hang out with him. I just kept running away, as I did every time he did this. Which was often. Today, I was fed up with it.

So I punched him in the stomach. Now, I never got in trouble for this, and I don't even think he was that hurt or put-off (how could he be? It was a five-year-old-girl punch), but yeah, I consider that to be the worst thing I ever did. I mean, he just wanted to be friends, poor kid ;_;.

Our family still gets Christmas cards from his. They moved back to Hawaii, and Kea has a little brother who, as far as I know, has nothing wrong with him.

Tl;Dr: I punched an Autistic boy.

>>7253308

Bullshit. If you are a 10 year old with personal image issues, you will do anything to be accepted.

I literally just got back from europe which is the final saga of me fucking everything up and hurting the people I loved the most.

Ok, Im a religious guy, like, fairly so. So im going out with this chick for three years, however shes getting fat and I'm feeling really bad about having sex with her because i wasnt finder her attractive anymore. So i meet this other chick, we didnt do anything but I wanted to go out with her. So instead of manning up I told my ex I didnt wanna have sex with her and that Ill wait around for her to find someone new. This crushed her, waited a month and broke it off with me. It was only then that i realised I loved this chick, I tried to get her back, by this time shes got another dude, she cheated on me (or him) and two days before I left for europe she said she didnt love me and didnt wanna get back together. So now I come back and shes fucking another guy and Im a lonely fuckhead who lost the best thing Ive ever had.

Also I stole candy when i was young.

FML

>>7253527

But I didn't have those issues. Therefore your statement is invalid.

>>7253475

We'll be needing a picture there, stranger.

>>7253565

You don't even need those issues, kids are assholes to each other.

>>7253475

This is relevant to my interests.

originalblox

>>7253475

There sounds like there is an interesting story behind that, elaborate.

It always comes back to incest with us doesn't it?

I threatened to eat my little sister, when we were respectively 16 and 13. We were at home alone and having a little snack in the kitchen. Then for some reason that to this day I can't figure out, I grabbed a fork and a knife and chased after her grinning like a mad man.

I guess it sounds funny, but it really wasn't. I scared the fuck out of her, she ran in her room and locked herself in, and wouldn't even so much as look at me for days after that. I told my parents I was just joking, but truth be told, for the first time in my life I was scared of myself.

>>7253626

I wouldn't have it any other wayblox.

I've stolen several k. but I don't feel bad about that.

only thing I ever really feel guilty for is kicking my best friend (a girl) in the face, years ago.

I suppose I've forgiven myself for it, because she has, but goddamn. only thing in life I wish I had never done.

I threw a lightbulb into some unsuspecting and ouviously intoxicated fucker's face as i was driving down the street late one night (college town).

It definitely shattered (standard light bulb).

>>7253630

So you didn't get any pussy o'dourves then?

>>7253528
Does anyone else here rage uncontrollably when someone uses "FML"?

I had this really awesome boyfriend that would do the cutest things for me (took me on a picnic, lit up a whole run way for me) And the one night after I spent hours of telling how much I loved him, I snuck off to fuck my ex-boyfriend who I've been rather fond of for years. I feel no regret. It was worth it.

>>7253680
0/10 too obvious /trollblox

When I was fairly little (around 9 or 10), I got into a huge argument with my mom over something stupid. Being immature and selfish, I decided to get revenge by destroying a birdhouse she made. It doesn't sound like much, but it was this huge elaborate bird house with a water fountain and a bunch of other details... she had worked really hard on it for months, and was so happy with how it turned out. I made it look like a complete accident, and she never suspected it was anything else. But I remember feeling like utter shit when I saw her crying in her room over it.

Looking back, I realized that she was making the birdhouse to distract herself from my dad's abuse. Feels bad, man.

>>7253694
You're the biggest piece of shit I've ever heard of.

When I was in 4th grade I was sitting with two mates and they were making this stupid ass 1st grader do funny shit, and I was just sitting there. They made him pull down his pants, we all laughed. His parents found out, we got a lunch time detention. :\

>>7253604
>>7253620
>>7253621
the story goes like this
i was 20 at the time, i am 27 now. i was living at home with just my mom, and it was just me and her since i was a kid. anyway, i had started this habit when i was young of peeking in at my mom while she was showering (yeah, i know. fucked up) . So I was doing it one day and she caught me, so i darted to my room as if nothing had happened.
a few minutes later she came into my room, and asked why i was spying on her. i told her it was just some sick curiosity of mine, and she said she had suspected me of doing this for quite some time now but was not positive.
i dont remember the exact words because this was years ago, but she basically said since i got to see her naked all those times, she should get to see me naked. So i reluctantly took my clothes off and she just kind of looked at me for a moment. Then she said something along the lines of "i have not been with a man for years, lets just get this out of your system". The rules were no kissing, and no cumming inside of her. and so we had sex.
and like i said before, it was the best sex of my life. since then its like it never happened, my mom never mentions it, and neither do i. but i would do it again in a second if i ever got the chance.

>>7253680
This is either a fail troll, or a really bitchy girl that I would have no trouble raping (is a moralfag).

I hate you. 10/10 A++ would rage again

Probably stealing shit. I stole a tamogatchi type thing from a girl's desk at school, regretted it but knew I couldn't give it back.

I've stolen other shit but that's the main one.

I guess morally the worst thing I've done is pretended to like a girl, got nudes from her, then blackmailed her into blowing her dog on webcam, then used that to blackmail her into being my slave for almost a year before she went to the police and I had to kill that internet identity.

But she deserved it.

1. When I was like 7 I wanted my cousin to see something (some stupid shit like a trick or a LEGO... cant remember) I tried to get his attention but he ignored me cause he was watching TV. The electric fan was on so I took chili powder and poured it into the fan. His eyes hurt as hell. I regret that.

2. In HS a guy was bothering me but I hate being bullied so in a rage attack I took a pen and stabbed his hand. I t was somewhat accidental... I dont regret it.

3. Im bi and I made my best friend cheat on her gf with me.... and now hes my bf. I dont regret it.

etc.

>>7253746

That is both fucked up and subtly arousing...

>>7253746
My God, I haven't came like that in YEARS. Thank you, bro.

>>7253746

If true, you're a fuck up m'boy. I like to think I could spot your type and keep you out of my life, and anyone else's.

>>7253777

>Probably stealing shit.

Hell.....when I was younger (<18), I would go apeshit with stealing things from stores, taking yard ordaments, traffic cones/signs, whateverthefuck. But, after getting caught with alot of stolen goods in my car, I have definitely eased up.

Unless you have stolen many thousands of dollars worth of shit, it is not that big of a deal (and I guess if you go big time and do it by the millions behind a desk it becomes legal).

When I was in highschool, I was really in love with one of my teachers. I'd often steal some of his things, like his dry erase markers, pens, etc. I saved every single assignment I got back from his class and kept everything about him in a small drawer in my room. To make it worse he was 43 years old and had three children. I'm fucked up, but I don't really regret it. I've fapped to him so many times I've lost count. If you guys could just see his perfectly toned ass through his khaki pants..

>>7253817
I hope you're female.

>>7253817
Entertaining Tale!
bloxbobob

>>7253840
nope im a 22 year old black male in aIaska

>>7253840
>>7253840
>>7253840

>fapped
>fap=male

I was flirting hardcore with the girl from high school. Emails back and forth, things going well. She takes forever to respond to one of my emails and then informs me that she was raped one night. I didn't want to deal with it so I bitched that I was angry that she took so long to respond. Real dick move.

In retrospect, I was slightly depressed, immature and insecure. Not that the analysis matters. Twas one of the few things in my life that I regret. Interestingly, we recently began hanging out again and will probably have sex fairly soon.

I was 17 and had a girlfriend who was 11, but soon 12 years-old. I thought she was 13 (not that that makes a big difference). She was fully developed and all that though.

We lost our virginity to each other.

>>7253877

She probably did it for the sympathy/attention, or she needed an alibi for cheating on her bf... you're lucky she didn't accuse you of raping her.

But hey, that's what second chances are for, right?

>>7253960
God this board is so naive

I was a Marine infantryman years ago. Our squad got pinned down in an ambush. We radioed for the company quick reaction force to rescue us. While we were waiting, I made the decision to cross a street. When we did, one of my guys got shot and later died.

If I had stayed put, he would still be alive. He was a good kid. Small town, only child, athlete.

I fucked up, and killed one of my men. Feels bad man.

It's the worst feeling in the world. I think about him every day.

once I had to share bed with a cousin, he was like 7 and I was like 17.

I woke up at midnight and felt horny as hell I I rubbed my package on his butt till I came.

In the morning I felt like a gay pedo, never done it again.

>>7253960
Na, she was serious. Cute cynicism though.

>>7252123

Holy shit I did these do.

>>7254004
I've always wanted to ask someone this: do you literally think about it every day? Like every single day it haunts you. I have always assumed that people just said that because it served a rhetorical role, but I have never gotten a chance to figure out if I was just projecting how much I let shit pass.

>>7253694

Jesus christ, that has to be the most horrible thing I have ever read.

>>7253877
Good luck. Rape victims are easy but clingy.

>>7253676
oh god the FML thing pisses me off so bad, so many of my friends do it in real life and online, most haven't even been on fml.com

>>7254004
Not that this is /r9sympathy/ or anything, but battlezones are unpredictable. If you had stayed put, maybe two of them would have died, y'know?

Yeah. I even wrote his grandma a letter. I still have the letter she wrote me back in a little ziplock baggie. For a year or so, I drove an eightteen wheeler and promised myself I would drive to his hometown, just to get some perspective on what he experienced growing up.

I chickened out at the last second. I couldn't stand the thought of talking to people who loved him and knowing inside what really happened that day.

For years after being a civilian I would have nightmares about accidently shooting my own guys and wake up crying.

I'm better now. I became a medic because of a guilty concience. I save people so things are starting to balance themselves out a bit.

>>7254004

Don't think like that dude. You might have been in someone else's sights where you were, and you saved more men by moving when you did.

>>7253694
NO ANONS YOU ARE THE ABUSE
And then Anon was his own dad

girlfriend caught me cheating. well not me, the other girl "ran into her" starts yelling, i solve this by choking her out, kick her when shes on the floor.
When we're in public and she does something i dont like, i bend her fingers back.