Just buy 30 Co-codamol (Costs about 1.25GBP), that will cause liver failure :)

>>7159013
just jump in some jumprope

Look it up on Google you faggot.

You only posted here because you want attention.

>>7159017
Mom has the hydrocodone, I'll just take them.

Enjoy your horribly painful, slow death and realizing too late that you don't really want to die.

Enjoy waking up in your own vomit.

Since you're going to die, just spend all your money on opiates and take them all. it's not like you need to save some for later.

>>7159026
I tried google, half of the results were on some answers site and all the answers were "Don't do it."

Ask Yahoo Answers, they're really helpful and smart.

I doubt you can overdose on them. You are going to need about 50 of them and a shit ton of alcohol to not wake up with a fucked up liver in the hospital.

Are they percocets? Chances are the acetaminophen will kill your liver before the hydrocodone does.

>>7159068
See this post:
>>7159052
Read the other posts before you post, makes you look less stupid.

>>7159013

why do you idiots keep asking? if you die just buy as many as you can affor and down them.

>>7159074
I don't know.
Mom gets them as a substitute for vicodin because the hydrocodone is cheaper and has the same effect.

>>7159087
We have 2 bottles of the 7.5 and 4 of the 5.0.

Screw you Mr. 6'0 255lbs. You get easy mode and you STILL want to end it? Get into a gym and start training for strongman or some shit.

>>7159096
vicodin 5/500s then
10 grams of acetaminophen is enough to severely damage your liver and land you in the hospital.

>>7159127
Being in-shape (according to society) will NOT solve my issues.
Oh wait, you wouldn't understand that because you seem to think that nothing but how you look matters, you van piece of shit.

Enjoy fuckin up your liver and not dying you idiot. Just put a bullet in your brain or didn't they sell you a gun, emo-boy?
Or even better, lose some weight instead of killing yourself fatso.

hjahahahah faggot

when you die i will piss on your grave and you won't do shit about it because you will be dead unless you know how to turn into a zombie in which case i will probably shit my pants and run BUT last time i checked zombies don't exist

hahaha faggot KILLING YOURSELF

>>7159127
Perhaps he's the ideal height of 6'0 and still can't get a woman, which is why he wants to off himself.

>>7159151
Vane, not van.
Damned typos.

>>7159151

>van

Yea, I have a 2.3 Litre Diesel engine.

>>7159153
See:
>>7159151
Man, R9K is vane.

>>7159151
being tall and good looking is everything in society
where have you been

EAT ALL OF THEM AND DRINK SOME BOOZE

>>7159167
See:
>>7159158
And then see:
>>7159078

>>7159158

Vain, not vane, damn retards.

how much? as much as you can fguclking take

because if that doesn't kill you then you won't be able to kill yourself with that shit

simple logic

>>7159171
"SOCIETY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME, I'M A SPECIAL LITTLE FLOWER"
No, you are not. You area fat basement dweller and all the grease in your veins is fucking with your brain chemistry. Also you are depressed because that's the form of fucking you'll ever experience due to being a fat fuck. 9mm aspirin you useless piece of shit.

>>7159174
Yes, but extra weight is'nt attractive to the world.
Pic related, it's me.
After you see my picture you will realize that I am not at all "attractive".
Oh how I hate society and it's standards.

>>7159231
I don't think I'm special.

>6'0
>255

Wow I bet you eat like shit, don't get up from your computer, and do nothing but play video games, do drugs, and stay inside by yourself don't you? No wonder you are depressed and feel like shit.

If you want to make your life better put some effort into it you pussy. inb4 "hurr all you care about are looks! you're so vain!" no you just make excuses for yourself when inside you know they aren't true. Go on a diet, run 30 mins every morning and try to go out with your friends as much as possible. You will feel better.

just eat a bunch of asprin

that would kill you

>>7159235
l don't think it's because you're fat, it's because you're a ginger

>>7159254
I go to school, I go out with friends, and I do things other than make other people feel shittier than they already do.

>>7159235
lol, first finnish puberty

>>7159259
Well the jacket and the 2-dimensional photo hide the fat pretty well.

>>7159235

Troll troll is trolling trolls trolling trolls trollering trollage.

>>7159235
As a ginger you might as well

>>7159286
If you have nothing to contribute other than an over-used meme, then don't post.

Don't waste those opis. Send them to me and just hang yourself.

Seeing as you probably want me dead, then why don't you post something useful?

>>7159241
Oh yes you do.
There are people having real problems in the world, like starving or pillaging nigger gangs in their neighborhood. And they don't give up. But you want to end yourself because you can't bring yourself to lose some 30 or 40 pounds because you are not only fat but also lazy. I wonder why you haven't dyed your hair black yet. Probably you are living in a nice suburbian house and mommy and daddy are paying your bills. Yeah, you really live life on hard mode. But go on, end it, leave to oxygen for worthwhile people. Just make sure you do it properly.

OP, you're not going to have enough hydro to do the job unless you're especially sensitive to it.

Plus the acetominophen will probably just fuck over your liver and you'll turn yellow.

>>7159318
Oh don't try that old "people have it worse than you" trick on me, I can't fucking deal with the people I'm with.
All I get is hate from almost everyone in my area.
I'm ugly as fuck.
I'm depressed because nobody really cares for me and I have 3 friends.

ilasdbjgiafoah

>>7159235
There's nothing wrong with the way you look, for fuck's sake.

1) You're perfect height
2) Sure, you look young, but you'll grow that manly beard eventually and you'll have the height to show for it. Hit the weights and you'll be even better.
3) You're actually kinda cute.
4) Your problem probably stems from chemical imbalance. Are you getting your vitamins? Stop eating shitty, greasy food. Eat properly, get your vitamins, and you'll start feeling a lot better. Vitamin deficiency can cause everything from hair loss to paleness of skin to apathy and depression.

I'm 21, balding, ugly average size cock, just found out dad has cancer, 5'10, unemployed and selling pot, various other problems i can't be fucked to list, but, you know what? I'm content. I may not be the happiest guy in the world, but I remain strong and content, knowing I am still extremely fortnuate to have all this.

Also, despite all my physical shortcomings, I've got an amazingly talented and gorgeous girlfriend that most of 4chan would add to their fapping folder if I posted a picture of her.

Just hang in there, man. It breaks my heart when I hear sad shit like this. ):

Don't do it.

>>7159320
Aww, damn, I wanted to turn blue..

>>7159270
Aww sorry, did i hurt your feelings? Its called a wake up call you fat fuck. If you actually gave a fuck and tried...actually did WORK and EFFORT you would turn around. But you won't, you won't take any advice because you are a lazy sensitive bitch who takes everything the wrong way. Stop being a pathetic loser and take control.

>>7159235
>it's standards.
Actually dude, you don't need the apostrophe. I know it's a little contradictory with how you normally ascribe properties, but its/it's is a special case.

"It's" is ONLY used as a contraction for "it is".

>>7159235

Lift weights, get a better hair cut, lose the faggy clothes, get a job, and go outside.

You life sucks because you suck. Man up and do some fucking work son.

7/10 would rage again.

>>7159339
I eat normal foods, typical amount of meat and vegetables daily, I eat fruit too, but they're too expensive in the winter.
I also have a 4 inch dick, so many future problems will stem from that if I choose to continue life.

Have you thought about trying marijuana OP?
I don't normally suggest it to anyone under 18 because I have seen cases where it can stunt mental development, but if you're suicidal, I think we can make an exception.

>>7159336

Pssst, Mr. Troll? You're making it a bit obvious aren't you?

>>7159348
Okay, proper punctuation will help me when I'm dead. Thanks, pal!
>>7159346
No actually, I've heard that so many times I actually laughed when you said it.

>>7159359
As if any girl would ever see your little problem.

Back to topic.
So hydrocodone will not kill me if I swallow an entire bottle of fifty of the 7.5 pills?

Look, if someone is really determined to end their life it's not too difficult.
There are literally thousands of ways to die in your house RIGHT NOW. Getting one that is going to be effective and relatively painless narrows the list down a little, but it's still pretty long.

- Drown yourself in a bathtub
- Plastic bags over the head
- Cut electrical lead off an appliance, expose the two wires and apply them to either side of your heart
etc

>>7159395
I had considered the plastic bag method, but I didn't know if it was immediate and painless.
Plus, I think I want something with a bit of pain.

>>7159380
Probably not.
Unfortunately, drug toxicity is almost always a function of weight. If you were anorexic, I might be able to give you a different prognosis.

1) Wait until you're 21.
2) Use all your savings for massive amounts of cocaine + whores.
3) Enjoy.
4) ?????
5) Kill yourself now, you've experienced the best the world has to offer and are probably broke as fuck.

>>7159380
No, but the acetominophen probably would. Liver failure ain't the way to go though.

>>7159371
Exactly. People are trying to help you and telling you what you need to do but you won't. You have convinced yourself that you are right and everyone else is wrong...well look where that has gotten you.

>>7159410
I don't want to:
-wait that long
-have bought, fake happiness.

>>7159414
Whatever, just tell me an effective way to die that I can do with a typical household's inventory and I will be off your hands.

>>7159419
Don't fuck with my master plan bro.
1) It's not my fault you're underageb&.
2) Fake happiness is better than no happiness at all I'd say.
3) Try to get real happiness for free, BROTIP: won't happen.

>>7159413
Not to change subject, but what movie/show is that picture from?

>>7159433
I gave you three options earlier...

>>7159442
I don't want to live an adult life of a fratboy.
I don't want to wake up at 35 and want to go out, get drugs, get a whore and pretend I'm happy.

>>7159451
Please cite said methods and I might reconsider.

Get some wine. Preferably red.
Run a warm bath.
Sip the wine fall into a nice bliss.
Cut your wrists vertically.
Continue to drink.
Sink under.
Darkness now.

>>7159457
I don't said thats the way to go. Read what I wrote dumbass. Get a massive amount of happiness and THEN end it. Why not spend all your money to have some fun before leaving this world? It would be a waste.

>>7159464
Thou dost speaketh in a most proper manner!
>>7159395

>>7159359
I know a guy that's got a 4 incher.

Guess what, he's your typical alpha male douchebag kinda guy too. Well, he's a good guy, but I know most of r9k would absolutely hate him for the amount of pussy he pulls in. Not only does he pull pussy in, but he's had enough long lasting relationships with HOT bitches, which shows:

1) Either he's great at sexually satisfying them in ways other than pumping his dick in their cunts (so you can do this too)

2) Girls, even if they are hot pieces of ass that look like they could score male models, can still love you and be in a long-lasting relationship with you despite having a small cock.

Also, be grateful you don't have a microcock, okay? You think 4 inches is bad? At least you can penetrate someone with that. Imagine being cursed with a 2 inch erect dick for your whole life. Some r9kers have to deal with this.

Be thankful, dude.

>>7159473
Too long and boring.
Would Old English or PBR work as a substitute for the wine?

I dunno, why not just cut your wrist with a razor blade?
If you don't like pain just get drunk beforehand, or something.

Just buy a gun and put a bullet in your br...
>>7159235
Nevermind. Steal daddy's gun and put a bullet your brain.

>>7159477
I also had a question concerning the plastic bag method. Please see post: >>7159407

>>7159485

It could take an hour max. Jesus Christ it's not like you're going anywhere.

>>7159495
I doubt dad's pellet gun will kill me.

>>7159489
Wrist cutting is surprisingly ineffective.
I know several people with wrist scars. It's fucking nasty especially if you fuck up the tendons in your arms - you end up with gimp-wrists.

>>7159509
Enjoy your long life in an un-American home.

>>7159433
already answered, two wires to your heart.
or another already stated one but obviously missed Plastic Bag on yourself, or try and slowly take in massive amounts of CO2

>>7159489
Flesh wounds and alcohol don't kill me, silly.

vicodin OD = puking your guts out, maybe die of liver failure a few days later if you keep the APAP

if you really want to go, combine those with benzos + alcohol, but take antiemetics beforehand so you don't puke it all up

pills are kind of a half-assed and risky method in general though.
the most surefire way is to hang yourself, which is what i plan to do the day after my 30th birthday.

What the fuck. Just jump from a bridge/really high building. Now stop the attention whoring.

Gas yourself with a car or drive into a wall at 100mph.

>>7159539
Most of the rooms in my house only have a clearance of 7'5, which isn't enough to hang me.

>>7159407
You will hyperventilate as the CO2 in the bag rises.
After a few minutes you will pass out.
A little while after that (10 minutes or so) you will be unrecoverably braindead.

>>7159545
There ain't no tall buildings and bridges in my neighborhood.

>>7159566
Would duct taping the bag to my neck to ensure air-tightness be helpful or am I just getting too worrisome?

>>7159557

And there are no trees or other structures near you?
Also, 7'5 is more than enough for a strangulation, but not a proper hanging.

>>7159584
Well there is a dead, rotting tree in the backyard, but it's not easy to climb and I doubt the rotted braches will support me.

How about you grow a pair and live you fat fucker?

>>7159584
I remember seeing a picture of a huy who hung himself with a public phone. He wrapped the cord around his neck and hooked the handset onto the cord behind his head. Then he just sat down.

Sure, it wouldn't have been quick (1-3 minutes before blacking out), but it worked.

Try autoerotic asphyxiation OP.
Worst case, you bust a reaaaaaaaally good nut, and best case you blow the load of your life and then pass out and die.

>>7159598
I'm starting to think you're not serious about this. You shoot down every idea anyone has.

I think you are depressed and attention-seeking, but not really suicidal.

>>7159457
OP, ask yourself this first: Is it possible for you to be happy? Is there anything in your mind you could conceive of that would make you happy? If you answered yes, which you should, because otherwise you're just being an idiot, then you need to hang the fuck in there.

The future's going to be very different from now. The kinds of technological advancements we're making and will be making (which are occurring at an increasing rate) means the quality of life will be vastly improved for the common person. VASTLY improved.

What happens when we discover super-efficient means of energy production? Suddenly we don't have to waste most of the world's resources (people, time, effort, and natural resources) in order to supply ourselves with energy. This is a huge industry, and it means most of the population can pretty much live off of welfare. More and more things will become automated, people will be left to their own devices, disease will be wiped out, technology will allow you to craft your own physical image (goodbye crippling ugliness and small dick), etc.

Just quit being a baby. I can't understand why anyone would throw their lives away, considering we are living in the most prosperous times in history thus far, and it's only going uphill from here, despite what all the conspiracy nuts will tell you about the world going to shit.

Have some patience.

This has been posted before. Troll thread.

>>7159433
No. im not going to tell you how you can kill yourself because you shouldn't. The thing is I used to be EXACTLY like you. I was obese, insecure, didn't have alot of friends, no gf, no job, doing poorly in school, addicted to wow, pills, and drinking. I felt as hopeless as you do and i attempted to kill myself. I chugged down a ton of pills and drank jack Daniels until i passed out. I woke up in a hospital puking up blood and a liver that was about to give out. Only then I could realize what I was doing to myself. I checked myself into rehab, started eating right, seeing a therapist and exercising. This happened about 7 months ago or so and I feel great. I'm still in the process of getting my life together but I have lost a lot of weight, found a job, talking to a girl i might ask out and im going to move out of my parents house soon. Take it from me, you don't want to do this.

>>7159634

You should probably get your head checked out, bro. The future is bleak.

Enjoy dying a slow painful death. Like at least 2 weeks.

>>7159631
I've written a note, I'm super serial, guise.
>>7159634
It is almost impossible fer me to be happy.
The one thing I want is a girl to be happy with and she turned me down.

>>7159637
I'm so proud of you, robot. It actually made my eyes water a little.

I hate seeing depression ruin people's lives. It really breaks my heart. I know this is 4chan and we're supposed to be bottomless, emotionless pits of apathy, but I still care about people.

I hope it only gets better for you.

OP, I hope you can take a lesson from this gentleman.

Like I said, I have 3 friends in the world.
Pic related, it's them.

>>7159637
soulstones ftw eh?

>>7159637
I do well in school, 91.6 average in my classes.
I'm addicted to 4chan and ironically, hydrocodone.

>>7159762
are you that sixteen year old ginger boy?
if so, i'm pretty sure you're not six feet tall.

>>7159794
I've always been tall.
Am the ginger kid.
Am 6 feet and 225.

I've got some advice for you, OP.

HARDEN THE FUCK UP.

>>7159806
255, damned typos.
Let this be a lesson, never type fast when high on meds.

>>7159813
If I were to act hard around the people I'm exposed to on a daily basis, they would tear me apart more than ever before for being a poser.

Okay, I think I will do the plastic shopping bag method.
Thanks robots, I will continue the thread.

>>7159716
Why throw your life away for ONE FUCKING GIRL that doesn't give a shit about you? Why is she worth it?

Let me guess, she's pretty too, right? Would you still love her if she was a fucking landwhale with 3 arms? No. You know why? Because you're human. Humans are shallow. Nature is cruel and and doesn't give a shit. But like it was said in >>7159634 , humanity is working together on bettering the lives for all of us, especially those less fortunate. We have created music, poetry, and literature to remind us that there is something divine out there, and while it may not be human, humanity's creativity is its vessel. We have charities to compensate the less fortunate, systems that reward those that do good deeds, etc.

It may not be perfect, but we're getting there.

Don't throw your life away for this one girl. You're only going to meet another one you love even more that's going to rip your heart out and leave you even more hurt, and then you're going to find another girl you love even more, and guess what? This time she loves you too. We all go through that stage. Get over it.

As human beings, we are compatible with MANY people out there. Forget about this girl or that one. There are millions out there for you that you'll love just as much as any other one.

Love itself is a perfect form, like art. It barrels its way through the metaphorical walls of your heart, and slowly fades away as you spend more and more time with the person. People are not perfect; love is. Are you following? This perfection can be imitated with just about any partner. The most important factor there is you. You, you, YOU!

You're not thinking straight, bud. Please don't do anything stupid.

>>7159829

I'm not talking about walking into situations balls swinging, bold as brass like you're king shit. I just mean take life in your stride, it goes on, sometimes we get shitty hands, sometimes we get wiped out, but the show must go on.

Killing yourself is never the answer.

>>7159806
you're not that bad-looking bro. i'm sure if you lost a little bit of weight you could get a girlfriend.
you're only sixteen. it doesn't take that long to change your own life around.

>>7159846
Actually, it's the first girl to the left in the picture posted at: >>7159762
She still cares a little.

>>7159852

I've taken life in stride and it is becoming to hard to stride on.

>>7159776
Well thats good robot! Keep it up! It just makes me angry to see smart people go down the road I was on. I see my old self in you and it makes me rage because YOU CAN CHANGE! Life isn't the problem, it's the way you approach it! I don't know if you are serious about suicide or not but I see it as a desperate cry for help. Just remember that happiness is a state of mind, and no matter what a man can do he can always change his mind.

Do it on tinychat so we can at least get a return on the time we invested in this thread.

So what are y'all listening to right now?
OP is listening to Lamb of God, Cannibal Corpse, and Job for a Cowboy.

>>7159235
LOLOLOLOLOL YEAH I WOULD KILL MYSELF TOO

>>7159890
You made me smile.
I have not smiled in oh, I'd say 5 years.
Thank you.
Manly tears of joy are being shed.
:)

>>7159910
/b/ is west of here, dumbass.

If you honestly wanted to die, you would have did it already.
You don't really want to die, and noone else wants you to die anyway. Nothing good will come from dying. Man up, live on.

>>7159013
take 4-5 hydrocodone
enjoy your opi high and the euphoria
while high try to pick up women & get laid (it's fucking easy on opis)
enjoy your new girlfriend.
i saved your life, your welcome

>>7159944
If I wrote a note and asked how to go about killing myself, then I'm certain I want to die.

>>7159951
I don't think I would want to be with a girl that likes me for me on drugs.

>>7159235
Wow, OP, you do realize that if you lost some weight you'd be cute as fuck, right? You'd have no problems getting a girl.

It's amazing how much better one can look just from shedding off the fat and trimming down their faces.

And you're fucking 6 ft...

You really shouldn't. Listen to all the people in this thread that are older and have more problems than you. Even they decide to hang on because they know it can get better, and you're still a 16 year old kiddo.

):

>>7159990
Being with women that like me for looking nice will not make me happy.
I would be happy with a girl that likes me for who I am.

Don't kill self OP. I love you.

Mootblock.

>>7159966
Would you like a girl that loved you for being addicted to video games?

What the fuck is the difference? They're both external stimuli. Except drugs are much more social, that's all.

4channers need to stop associating drugs with hardass douchebags that fuck all their crushes and toss 'em aside. That's not the reality, okay?

I'm probably a bigger dork than 80% of r9k (I've proven it before in a thread, and everyone eventually agreed, don't need to again), but I still get laid and do drugs and shit.

>>7160005
Dude, fuck. God damn. I'm sure if you stay the way you are, a woman will come along and like you for the way you are. But you need to fucking take care of yourself. You don't even have to be skinny. Just make an attempt to make yourself look attractive. Be confident. If a woman knows you can take care of yourself sufficiently, she'll know that you can help take care of her and protect her. That's what women want.

>>7160037
Pics please, OP would be happier if you really loved me.

>>7160005
lol, why do you assume a girl out there will not love you for who you are? It doesn't matter how repulsive you think your personality is, because there are plenty of girls that could relate to you in some way. Maybe they think it's cute the way you babble about nothing, or remain quiet and shy (yes, there are girls out there who like shy boys, don't listen to r9k).

I'm fuckin' dull as shit, but girls tend to find something in me that they love. And no, I am not attractive, lol.

oh my god, if this thread hadnt gone anywhere like it shouldve been, i wouldve given it a 3/10 at BEST. but the fact that this many people fell for it is astounding. iv seen "his" picture and the pics of his "friends posted around 4chan dozens of times. i award you a 12/10 because NOBODY has caught on yet

>>7160089
Well the three girls in: >>7159762
Aren't after my looks, but they're only friends.
I suppose you're right, but I never said there wasn't a girl out there that would like me for me, butI see what you're saying.

Some of the people who posted in this thread actually gave serious advice.
OP you don't look bad at all you prick
maybe your piece of shit town has too high standards

>>7160172
I live in Joliet, Illinois, West side of town, borderline east.
Most of the people in my town are:
-fat white trash whores
-fat black whores
-latinos.

The rest are fucking hot.

>>7160172
I'm taking the advice of the guy that suggested tyhe plastic bag method of suicide.

>>7160211
>>7160203
Last resort, I was some depressed sack of shit until I discovered tf2 and WoW.
Even though my acne is worse, I am safe to say I am 3x happier than I was before.
Fuck year i love those games

>>7160239
I love half-life, turok, and starfox.
I get some enjoyment out of the games, but it is only temporary.

>>7159914
Glad to hear it man! I just want to see you start taking little steps toward a happy and healthy you. Lets start by not killing yourself lol. How about this week you don't drink soda? or maybe just drink diet soda? It may sound stupid but every little step can help you toward a goal of just feeling better!

>>7160266
All I drink is water and juice.
I'm still gonna off myself.

Run into area 51. Use drugs to get past the pain at the main gate.

>>7160288
You find me a way a 16 year-old can get from the Chicago suburbs to the fucking desert for free and I will do it for the lulz.

Go read the inspirational quotes thread in /fit/ at the 4chanarchive.
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=503197&x=inspirational+quotes
faggot.

>>7159966
ok, now you get the tl;dr version of my masterplan

>>7159951
10 years ago i was in almost the same situation you're in now. i was depressed, never got laid, i thought i was the ugliest person in the world and nobody liked me. hell i thought i even didnt deserve to be liked by anyone being the depressed fag i was.
i tried to kill myself three times and failed everytime.
some weeks after my last suicide adventure i met my "dealer" who said i should try some opis. and fuck yes, i was the happiest man in the whole world... i was 24/7 high etc etc... and then i met my girlfriend. i thought she liked only my opium-self, but as my durgs ran out and she found me crying and depressed as i was before the drugs, i told here i was high the whole time. then she said this "i've you're a happy and nice person on drugs than you can be this person without them, too. it's somewhere in you.... let's find this person ;)"
and now i'm more happier and more awesome as i ever was on drugs.
ok perhaps i was lucky to meet such a wonderful woman. but the point is, there are a million ways to become what you want to be. quitting live is never the solution.

inb4 grammarnazis... never had english in school... completely self-thought

Fuck OP you remind me alot of myself
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
^that defines me pretty much

>>7160359
self-thaught!

>>7160311

You're going to die anyway, just borrow/steal/beg money from everyone you know.

>>7160285
Living in a shitty area in a westernized nation is no excuse to off yourself.

Wait 'til you move out for college or something, jeez. Then after that go live somewhere you'd enjoy.

Amazing, the kind of throw away/instant fix culture we live in these days. No one has the willpower to put in any effort anymore...

>>7160345
Muscle heads and dieters cease to inspire me.

>>7160400
I wish to be in Russia or Scandinavia.
I know I have no will power.

>>7160285
I mean, there's no physical way I can stop you. But there are people who are in ALOT worse of situations than you and they have turned their lives around or are starting to. What's stopping you from doing the same?

Do it so we can see.

blockcockz

>>7160440
Will power or the lack thereof, no motivation, laziness and I'm sort of happy in my little hell.

>>7160426
if you have the willpower to kill yourself... you have the willpower to do everything you want.

>>7160466
Willpower has nothing to do with suicide and the urge to do it.

So what is r9k listening to right now?
I'm listening to some Tool, Mastodon, and Dream Theater.

>>7160426
LOL

Do you have any idea how shit Russia is right, or how xenophobic, selfish, and reserved Scandinavians are?

Wow, dude. What the fuck...

Russian here, btw.

>>7160521
I just like the cold and the women.

>>7160495
Replace Mastodon with Symphony X, and you have my top 3 favorite bands right there. But good job, dude.

OP, when you come to the point where you want to kill yourself, be grateful that you've suddenly realized you have nothing else to lose in life. The whole world just opened itself up to you.

Don't end it. Pick up a couple things and just leave. Go somewhere you've never been. Experience life as a drifter. Do some volunteer work. Go help other people. Etc.

>>7160459
that's complete false happiness my friend. I used to almost like the negativity of my life. But don't you want to finally be happy? Don't you want to see a change in the way your body, mind, and soul operate? Change is hard at first but keeping at it and having discipline will pay off in the end.

>>7160578
So now my choices are:
-End it all
-Continue with this shit
-Pack up my shit, get in my Yugo and leave.

My choices are grim....

lol OP wants suicide because hes fat??
dumb americunts

>>7160601
How are those 3 choices any different than what every other human being is dealing with? Seriously?

>>7160619
No, I want suicide because I'm not happy with my life.

>>7160601
>-Pack up my shit, get in my Yugo and leave.

grim? this sounds fun :)

>>7160630
Because:
-Not everyone has a yugo
-Not everyone whats to die
-Everyone deals with different shit