If you're on 4chan, asking for advice, it's already too late.

>>7141898
the look on that nigger's face is priceless

>>7141963
True. Well, advice could help me get out anyway.
>>7141972
It never gets old. I want to know what the fuck is wrong with the white guy.

>>7141997
>>7141997
you ignorant fuck

its an albino

hes just a normal black dude with a pigment disorder so he appears all white. hes nigger as fuck on the inside though. hes probably spazzing out like that cus he can take the sunlight on his pigment-less eyes.

funny shit tho i ahve to say

>>7141963
this
you don't ask junkies how to get clean

>>7142016
Ah, okay. Pretty obvious now that I think about it.

Albino niggers: hated even by other niggers.
If I were him I would also become jew so I could win the world record of hatred.

Just embrace it. The lifestyle you fear will become tantamount to normalfaggotry in the not-too-distant future. What's the big deal.

>>7141898
Great pic.

Get a job in a supermarket or something. I don't know what it's like in the US (I'm guessing 'cause of your 21year old thing), but it can't be that different.

Basically, will teach you people skills, give you some exercise (carting shit around, getting to and from the store), get you some friends. Cahnces are you're getting some kind of education, so if you leave, it's always nice to know the managers and stuff so you can hop in a cash emergency.

If you don't get a degree (why would you? You just end up working for someone else for not much money and not really have any fun at all), then you'll probably become friends with some people somehow who are like you, and you'll go work somewhere better, and eventually take over, or get your own shop. If you're talented in any way, you can probably make some money. Eg sell art, or food, or whatever.

These things won't take too much time out of your day,so you can come back here and talk crap about crap. Or post something that isn't so whiney, up to you.

How old are you currently?

This factor could change everything

>and don't really know any girls I'm interested in (that are single, obviously)
why should that stop you? If you're not friends with the guy she's dating, and you think she may have an interest in you, then go for it. all's fair in love and war.
sure, it's a dick move to the guy, but giving up what you want in order to let someone else be happy all the time is what turns you into a Nice Guy. You don't want to be a nice guy. I say this as a 25 year old nice guy.

>>7142066
Because I strongly desire having people in my life, especially a girl. I mean hey; I'm underage, of course I want to be FUCKAN. But I get really down when I'm not around people for a while, unlike some neckbeards on here who couldn't care less.

You're on 4chan asking such a question. You already are a neckbeard, even if you can't grow one yet. YOU ARE ONE OF US, LITTLE BRO.

>>7142087
This shows that your methods are ineffective if you're still a Nice Guy.

Either that or you aren't using such methods, probably because they don't work, or because you're too much a Nice Guy already - in which case we can disregard your advice.

>>7142106
I'm guessing your 16, OP.

Don't worry about not chilling with people for awhile, seriously. I haven't since mid-way through December, but I don't really mind.

Do you have a licence? Drivings good fun if you get onto windy, country roads.

>>7142125
you should heed the warning of he who was foolish enough to walk the harshest of paths, but wise enough to wish he hadn't.

>>7142087
I've gone through that (girl already dating a guy but interested in me) but it didn't end up going so well. Got my first kiss out of it, though.
>>7142085
I'm sixteen.
>>7142081
Thanks for the good advice. I think that really would help. I didn't mean to sound whiny, I'm not whining, just noticed what I'm like lately.

>>7142139
Good guess! Yeah, I'm not too bothered about not being with friends, it's just a bit shitty that I'm spending the middle of summer at home for the most part. I need to get my license, I can't wait to just drive around with some good music blasting.
>>7142111
I figured that was the case. Well, I've had a little bit of good advice so far, so I'll see how this goes.

Ban yourself first.
Go out with friends.
No friends? Shit man, go to a party or some something.
Go start playing sport. Preferably with people you don't know, y'know, for friends?

As a fellow underage, who the fuck cares. If you can't go out and look after yourself, you're probably better off being a social retard and loser.

>>7142175
NZfag?

I'm [>>7142139], summer here and haven't been doing much. Going to Mt Maunganui in a week or so though, so should be awwwright to get a tan before people get back from overseas

>>7142197
You got it. I might go to Christchurch with the family for a few days, so there's something.
>>7142192
Most of my friends are away for the holiday season. I am hanging out with them when I can, though. And how am I supposed to just go to a party? Sports here are pretty much rugby or nothing - and I'm definitely not built for it.

>>7142247
Just text people I suppose. When was the last time you went out with friends? Maybe they think you're on holiday or some shit. (The ones still in your city)

>>7142269
I went to a music festival with a couple yesterday, that was the last time I saw them since very early December.

>>7142247
If NZ is anything like Australia, there should be park parties and such. And if you're somewhat attractive, girls should talk to you.

As for sports, have you tried skating, surfing or soccer? It's how I've met a few of my friends.
Also try your hand at a musical instrument if you're interested.

>>7142298
I'm really not a sport person, I don't enjoy them much unless I'm just playing casually with friends. That's probably because NZers are fucking obsessed with rugby and are REALLY serious about it when they play. Being on a rugby team probably put me off sports haha.

I love drums and can also play guitar + bass so there's something, I guess. I've been trying to start a band with friends (live shows would obviously get attention from girls) but they're lazy and take forever to do anything so I've nearly given up. An older friend who does vocals for a reasonably popular local band is interested in making a band though, so that could do me well!

Get off 4chan. Get involved in some sort of social hobby (not magic the gathering, or dnd). Do some kind of sport (swimming, tennis, track, ect.). Get a job, even if it's shit. GET GOOD GRADES FOR FUCKSSAKE.

>>7142342
aha NZfag here, I've never played fucking rugby. I don't get why everybody likes playing or watching it. Only good rugby is impromptu rugby with 10 or so people.

Do you have any hobbies besides fapping, vidya, and 4chan?

1) join the gym before it's too late
2) dress nicely and keep yourself clean
3) smile to people and make visual contact when you talk

>>7142402
oh and how'd your NCEA go?

Get yourself banned. Then you'll be forced to make a change...

...or go to video games. And by then you know you're fucked.

>>7142408
1. Gym membership done! Just need to start going. They've given me a guy who will train me so it shouldn't be a problem.
2. I shower and wash my hair + face every day, stay clean shaven when I'm leaving the house and brush my teeth usually twice a day. I like to think I dress okay, usually just jeans and a tshirt.
3. Yeah, I'm good with that.
>>7142402
Yeah, I've never really cared about sports.
Besides fapping, the vidya and 4chan I don't really have any hobbies. I play the drums and guitar, read a lot, and that's about it.

>>7142419
67/80 credits, 8/8 literacy and 3/8 numeracy. Needless to say the year didn't go very well. I read at an adult level when I was 5 so I guess I'm used to just cruising and not really studying properly. I don't know if I have to repeat Maths since I didn't choose to do it next year anyway, but I guess I'll find out. Got an Excellence and a Merit in English which was nice.

>>7142497
Damn, so you didn't get level 1?

You're sound like me with reading and the compliment shit. I never studied for any exam up to year 12, where I had to give a shit because I started failing nearly all the mocks they give at the end of units.

I did pass level 1 with 120+ credits or something though.

You'll have to redo level 1 maths, or until you get your remaining 5 credits, but even then you won't be put into level 2 maths, you'll have to stay with shitty year tens for the year.

Fuck me if you can't understand what I wrote, it's 5am

>>7142604
I think that's what it means, yeah. But I chose to do IB Computer Info Studies instead of Level 2 Maths, so would I really have to do Level 1 Maths again?

>>7142481
seems like you dress normally. never underestimate the power of being well dressed, women cares a lot about that. most of the fellow brobots think they dress normally but they use oversized shirts and the same old jeans.

since you're underage, i guess i have to tell this: GET RID OF ANY TREND like dressing like an emo, heavy metal kid, kurt cobain wannabe or wathever. get rid of that shit. you will thank me when you're older.

get your body fit, looking like a god damn sportist/active person will turn you into a superior being compared to the normal looking people and obviously to the mantits guys. you wanna procriate with good looking fit women, women wanna fuck with good looking fit guys.

never forget to work out your legs, guys with chicken legs are just lame. avoid shorts if you have chicken legs.

perfume EVERYDAY. "why should i use perfume on a normal day where i do nothing but going to gym and class?". just do what i'm saying: use perfume everyday.

>>7142700
Yeah you need a minimum of 8 or 6 maths credits to pass level 1, otherwise you don't get the certificate. You _might_ be able to progress to level 2. With only 67 credits, you're going to be on probationary in class, if you do go to level 2. So you better do well otherwise you'll have to repeat year 11. Don't drop out and do a course though unless you have level 1.

So, anon, priorities:
Get a licence - restricted
Get fit
Stop being ronery, your school should start soon so make friends with new people who won't know anyone
Maybe get a job, it might stress you too much because level 2's a step up from level 1 in work load, especially if you're taking an IB subject

>>7142701
I wear shirts that fit my body and skinny jeans. Not ball-crushing ones like a scene kid, just ones that fit to my legs. I can't stand jeans that are billowing all over my feet. I don't really wear shorts , only to outdoor concerts in the summer or the beach.

I guess I do look emo. I don't have piercings or dyed hair or any of that, but my hair is naturally really straight and 'emo'-ish. I've been considering changing that, but I don't really know what would look good.

I play the drums so my legs are reasonable. They're actually really hairy so I don't really wear shorts.

And perfume? I wear deodorant every day but that's it.

>>7142776
Ah, that's kind of shitty. Oh well, it's only one subject, not so bad. Thanks for all the advice, I'll do my best to follow it.