Longest was like 3 days when I was just sitting at home. It was not very nice, will not do that again.

Went into camping in the middle of the fucking wilderness with 12 people for 3 weeks. We all fucking stank like shit, but we masked it with deoderant

When I was younger (ie 10-15) I'd regularly go for huge periods without showering, like 2-3months.
These days its about once or twice a week;

Camping for maybe a week, before we just found a town with a swimming pool and went there. It felt so good to shower after so long.

I haven't showered today actually. Should probably get on that...

T in the Park: 5 days.
I'm always too drunk to care but AW MAN the shower when you get home is fantastic.

A whole entire month or so. That's the longest I went without showering.

7 days when I went camping with some friends, but I swam in the lake alot so it was cool.

Properly without showering would be Leeds Fest, 4 days, even though I did have a 10L bottle of water and some shower gel. Was disgusting by the time I got home though, when I got under the shower the grease on my skin was so obvious when it made water form in patches on my skin.

I don't understand how people can go without showering for more than a week. It's plain disgusting.

A week. I do this regularly. Whenever I have to go out I do a 'quickshower' which basically consists of me jumping in the shower, shorts on and scrubbing my armpits/neck. Then on Sunday I have the SERIOUS BUSINESS shower where I don't leave until my skin hurts.

Is this bad

>>7141986
yes
your hair must look greasy as fuck.

I'm renting a room upstairs, if I want to shower I have to go 2 floors below. Made my hygiene levels go down. Shit sucks man.

>>7142135
I'm a black guy, my hair is pretty much 24/7 cut short and shaped

Also, I don't get any of this 'greasy skin' shit people keep saying you get when you don't shower regularly.

no wonder why are you so lonely /r9k/...

7 days. I usually don't shower unless I'm going out, I have to look normal when I'm in front of people at least. So, currently, I'm going at about 5 days w/o shower, shower then repeat. If I'm going out, that cycle changes etc.

>>7142162

Ok fuck this, hence forth I'm going to shower every fucking day, I'll just do it directly after school or work so I don't have to deal with the douchebags living below, they're either still at work (school), or sleeping (work) when I return home. I don't want to be a fucking slob. Fuck yeah.

Longest I went without showering would be about five years, until I learned to bathe myself in the shower.

>>7142239

I lol'd
lolerblox

I'd say 5 days or so. Can't remember ever being that long without shower. I have a long hair, and if I don't shower at least every two days, it gets really greasy, which is very frustrating. However, because of the long hair, I also can't shower right before going to sleep or going out, because it takes time to dry. Sometimes I might go several days without showering because I forget to shower during the day and don't want to stay up too late just because of shower

Probably a week without a shower or a shave.

I was greasy as hell for the first few days, but towards the end my skin started clearing up and my hair wasn't so bad. I still stunk like hell though.

I basically don't shower unless I know I'm going to socialise in some way, so if it's a really quiet week, I won't wash or anything. Feels good to just let your body run things for a while.

A little over a month. I'm not proud.

3-5 days I think. I usually shower when I'd meet with my girlfriend. Or when it's really humid/hot.

When I was 15, I spent two months without showering as part of a game of sorts. I washed my hair in the sink about every week, and used loads of deodorant, but that's it.

my asshole will start to burn from improper wipeage if not enough showering goes down. no bidets here in murrica and i dont feel like using wetwipes.

Haven't had a shower yet this year.
Showers broken and so is the heating in my bathroom. Every time I go into my bathroom i can see my breath and steam comes off my pee.

So yeah. Fuck having a bath in 1C conditions.

I still don't smell though, luckily.

>>7142934


I do was my hair though. Every other dayish.
It gives the illusion of a shower.

>>7142908
1. Buy toilet paper. Wipe inside your asshole with the paper, remove and throw away.
2. Repeat until the paper comes out clean.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!
Wasn't that hard, was it?

>>7142921

Sounds like a recipe for shit juice porridge.