you guys had the lamest fucking slang ever

I actually got angry when I read billy and the example you gave

sage

We used "Tuck" and I live in the Scottish central belt, and wen't to a public school. Must be a UK thing.

People around here use the word bruv, blud and blad.

Morons.

whenever someone did something bad we would say
"ummaaaaaa"

>>7125645
Do you go to an all faggot school by any chance?

The black kids in my school would say "shadif" to abbreviate "shut the fuck up" so teachers wouldn't get on their behinds.

Amerifag here, we just had "Oh SNAP!" whenever something bad happened.

Kid: Oh SNAP!! That bitch just beat the shit out of that other ho!

squares- ciggrettes becuase if you hid them the box would pack them into a square shape

chew- sunflower seeds becuase the teachers are retarded

A significant portion of our school was of south-east asian extraction, so a lot of our slang came from things like urdu and hindi. Words like "Kidaah?" instead of "Whassup?"

>>7125672
We used tuck at my elementary school, and various camps I went to, and I'm in Canada.

Some of these may be shared with Glasgow or other random places [written according to pronounciation]:

Hoora - very
Doot - entire cigarette
Beef - end of cigarette
Hoot? - what?
How? - why?
nthat - randomly strewn through sentences

>>7125702
no your a faggot

>>7125706
i got chew and sunflower seeds mixed up

OP that is some cringe-inducing shit right there.

>>7125690
I wish :,(

gaybloxk

>>7125722
again proving the UK has the worst slang ever.

>>7125672
>>7125645
Tuck was used at my school too.

At my high school we used sausi as the plural of sausage.

>>7125722
Glasgowfag here. I only know of the last two.

Pint for a small bottle of liquor (approx 13 oz.), quart for a larger (approx 26 oz.); what makes that odd is that neither bottle size match the measurement.

>>7125742
This slang does not exist outside of one town of Scotland, population 5,000 people. I've never met another Scot who could understand it, though I understand "hoot" and similar are probably used around the Glasgow area. I agree it's painful, though.

"hoot ye fuckin daein nthat ye fuckin cunt al keek yer heed in hink yer mental but yer nawwww bam"

We called each other 'Jude' in school. It's worse than calling someone 'Neger'.

"Clunge" (meaning female genitalia) was native to the Reading/Slough area before it was made famous by The Inbetweeners.

At sixth form, people started using "Jew" as a verb for "steal or borrow".

As in "he's jewed my iPod".

>>7125830

I've never heard that, and I live in Slough.

>>7125825
LOL, it makes me laugh to picture Germans calling each other 'Jude'

>>7125850
As a resident of Reading, I can vouch for this.

i can only remember two middle school slangs

1. "feeling crunchy" - the embarrassing feeling you feel after doing something stupid. *dude falls down while running a lap in PE* "oh, i bet he's feeling crunchy!"

2. raw-raw - i guess the dumb kids who were in the special ed classes. just used to describe someone being stupid in general

>>7125850

you've never been out of the house then...

I would give a list of Hull slang, but it's so dirty your ears would burst

>>7125839
Wouldn't nigger be more appropriate? Jews don't stereotypically steal shit.

"Forty-Sevener" - someone with downs syndrome, because of the abnormal number of chromosomes. Became more generally applied to anyone a bit slow in the head or mentally disabled.

"He's a bit of a forty-sevener"

>>7125785
It makes me very sad that I understood all that perfectly.

bawbagbloxx

>>7125900
We didn't *have* any niggers at our school. We had a few Jewish folk though, in fact they were some of the most keen users of this piece of slang!

>>7125900

But they do jew you out of things. Ie, if someone scams a free drink off you without buying you the next round, they jewed you out.

>>7125830

I don't know about that man, I've been saying clunge for years now, long before the inbetweeners (which I never even watched) and I live in the midlands.

>>7125925
Woah, it's very clear you go to a private school OP. In my state school there's hardly any jews, and some niggers.

Also, the slang isn't as cringe-worthy.

>>7125931
Yeah. Except now people say "gyp" instead of jew, because gypsies are more acceptable swindler stereotypes.

>>7125785
beef doot and hoora are the only ones that are really slang
fifefag and I know all the rest of them

does anybody know the following, I wonder:
kin: know (I think most scotfags say this one)
mazey: in football, to dribble the ball from one end of the pitch to the other and score

beor- girlfriend
sketch/keep sketch - keep lookout
snout - tobacco
rice - the end of a bag of tobacco
dose - something bad. "sarah just left me" "dose"

"Jewbag" for a cheapskate or jerk, "ditchpig" or "warpig" for an ugly girl.

>>7125967
In edinburgh, it's 'ken'. Dunno about mazey.

Do you say 'kip', as in 'kipping at a friend's house'?

>>7125967
Yes. Those are just Scottish.

In my school we used to call people jews instead of faggots just to piss off the jewfag that was in our social group. It caught on and he repeated a grade.
Fucking faggot

I find it odd that all the slang seems to be from the UK - does the USA not produce any except for what's on the TV?

Bare - Means lots of. "I got bare money for tonight man" "There was bare people down there"
Safe - Means something good. "Yeah he's a nice guy, pretty safe"
Cotch - Relax, chill. "Let's go cotch"
'Low- Short for allow. " 'Low it", means to say nah to something. "Wanna go pub later?" "'Low that"
Dry/long - means bad, unpleasant. "That night was fucking dry man" "Yeah I almost got mugged, it was so long"
Hold tight - Means "respect", kind of. "Hold tight that tune"
Par - Means a diss, bad thing. "He said my haircut sucked, such a par" "Nah he just got PARRED"
Shameful thing is most of them are white.

>>7126091
I'm aware that these are in no way unique to the area, but it's just the catchphrases I can think of that I'm pretty sure Amerifags won't have heard of. Britfags will have for sure

>>7125989
I'm guessing you're Irish.

Scut - dirty whore (combination of the word scumbag and slut)
arse - its like the word dibs, it is applied to claim food e.g. i want the arse of your roll
scatter - run away
shades - the police
mog - ghoul/idiot
gaf - house
scroth - ugly girl

>>7126091
>>7125989
>>7125916
>>7125873
>>7125722
>>7125645
Everyone's slang is fucking stupid. The lesson we've all learned here today is that everyone should keep their slang to themselves because it sounds fucking gay to anyone else.

>>7126124
oh I forgot
"lush" - alcohol (lets buy some lush)
lushed - to be drunk (lets get lushed)

>>7126124
Different Irishfag here, that sounds like nothing I've ever heard.

North West of England here. Near Liverpool.

chewy - chewing gum. Seems to be local to here, I asked loads of people from sunderland/london/wales/scotland for one when I was rolling at leeds fest. Got a free pill but I didn't get any chewies.

>>7125710

You meant South Asian. I don't think they speak Urdu in the Phillipines.

strawberry - weed
carolina - cocaine

Hella. I know it isn't specific to our school, but NorCal slang is pretty buster.

>>7125839

We had that, then I introduced 'To nationalise' instead. Shit rocked.

>>7125825

You're not Norwegian, are you? If so, what school?

>>7126032
Suburbs of Boston, MA here
"Banga" (like banger without the 'er')-- A huge party where everyone gets wasted
"Rearshed"-- synonymous with getting served "We beat them 22-14, we totally rearshed them"
"Salted"-- Kinda like 'oh snap'. Said after the fact. "Oh yeah, well you're a fag!" someone else: "SALTEDDDDDD"
"Packy"-- a convenience store
"Dome"-- head. Used for both the body part and the sexual act
"Bubbla"-- a drinking fountain
"Frappe"-- a milkshake

My cousin from Liverpool always used 'Boss' instead of good/great, eg "That movie is boss". Also, he called chavs 'scals' or 'scallies'.

>>7126172
Chewy makes sense. Peeps round here (Lancashire) call it chuddy.

>>7126265
Oh shit, I remember packy.


for this thread:
scot-someone boring
english-someone boring

I live in Manchester, we pretty much speak a different language to the rest of England.

"Hi" = "Give me your trainers"
"Safe" = Hi
"G" = Friend
Scouse / tax = The verb, "to steal"

Could go on, but fuck it

boydem - police
wagwan - hello, "what's going on"
East London here. These terms are Jamaican in origin, I believe.

ITT Brits sound retarded.

Seriously. You guys founded the damn language. It's named after you and yet you barely use the damn language.

Billy? What the fuck is that?

>>7126447
you're just jealous of our cultural heritage even in buttfuck nowhere population 500

>>7126398
Bristol guy here. We say that too.
"Safe man, I met the biggest G the other day, he jacked an 8th off some proper rudeboy"

grew up in the bay area, there's a lot of slang, but only a couple that people use day to day

marinating - chilling
ripper, runner, bopper - hoe
guap - money
lightweight - kind of
on one - drunk, high
slap - song that has hella bass, but really is used to describe any song that you like

and hella really is used a lot. I never noticed until I moved to las vegas

'seen' - alright
'suss' - soft
'soft' - weak, not cool

Downtown Toronto

New orleans

Chap- to be unfashionable or disliked ( that boys shoes are chap)

Making Groceries- To actually shop for groceries or make money to pay the bills ( Naw man, im making groceries today)

Son- A term for your boy, best most trusted friend ( I have known that kid since 3rd grade, thats my son)

Ya urrd Me- you heard me, annunciate a point
Mooka she catch that wall ya urrd me)

Fo sho - okay

Neutral grounds The large strips of land that divides streets of opposing traffic

We used to call loners "Billy no mates"
And we had a "tuck shop" that sold sweets etc during break time. It wasn't a boarding school though.

Also
"Sham" - Mate/bro/dude
"Peelers" - Police
"Class" - Cool/awesome
"'Bout ye" - How's it going/what's up.

Can't remember any others

>>7126506
>seen
God damn Jamaicans.

>>7126491
shiiit cuddy last night i was thizzin hella hard! up at that one fools place near the valley joe. 707 ya hdig? bitch say it backwards, they got them new keak slaps bumpin hard as shit, till some rollers pulled in and i hit the chassis to some blowjob betty. Anyways you shouldve been man, hella heads at the house. Hella heads.

chief - smoke, like an Indian chief
white or white boy - cocaine

Chore - to steal
Sketch - dodgy, suspect "That dealer was fucking sketch, I bet the bit he gave us weighs fuck all"
Chunder, boke - To throw up

all I can think of off the top of my head

>>7125702
Snap! We got the same here! Northern California am I right?
homosexual (applied to anything)- bad
heterosexual (applied to anything)- good
bisexual (applied to anything)- kinda good and bad
hella - very, a lot (i.e. Do you have any moneys? Yeah, hella.)
legit - top notch, I actually heard a nurse in a hospital ask "Would that be legit?" in serious conversation.

I can only think of two at the moment- "Clickies", photography majors, and "Sevvies", seventh graders.

>>7125645
what school did you go to OP?

Banjax/ed: Destroy/ed, broken

Sloshed, Steamin', Stoshis, Blootered, Blocked, Plastered: Drunk

Cub: Young boy

Cuttie: young girl

Gutties: shoes

Gansy: Jumper

Bears: Police

Pishmires: Ants

Stew: Often considered a derogatory word for someone who studies very hard used by children

Many also tend to say "hi" at the end of their sentences aswell, including me on occassion

legit = very good

>>7126698
Scottish/Irishfag detected.

junt - Anything...any noun I suppose. i.e. Gimme that junt. That junt was tight.

buck, get buck on - Fight. i.e. He talk shit again and I'ma get buck on his ass.

tripping - When not used to refer to hallucinogenic drug experiences can mean lauging or amused or wrong, confused, upset. i.e. I told her about what happened to me last night and she started tripping. Look at his dumb ass over there thinking he knows what's going on. He's tripping.

In Queens, NYC, we say its "brick" outside instead of cold.

like "Yo its mad brick out"

I don't really have any fun ones.
Tax - borrow with no intent on giving it back
Sket - kinda like slag, just a general grotty girl

Though my friend from The Wirral has taught me 'head' to mean a cool guy.
"He's such a head!"
"What?"
"He's awesome."
"Oh."

Rap (or wrap): noun- something that sucks.

"My mom made me do the dishes after dinner"
"Haha, that's a rap, kid."
or (being pulled over by cops) "RAPPPP!"

Brown: adj - something really really lame, where 'lame' or 'ur a faggot' just doesn't cut it.

"Hey Todd, I can't make your party because I need to practice my Java programming skills"
"Wow Todd, You're so brown!"
or "Hey, did you hang out with that girl?"
"No, she was acting pretty brown, so I left"
OR "Hey kid, you're a big brown rap."

Hurt - See Brown

Weepropskid (said fast) - something good
"I'm getting head from my girl tonight!"
"Weepropskid!!"

I'm from the Bay Area, CA

Elementary school:

Keepsies: Playing a card game (Pokemon) and if you win, you get a card. No giving it back.
No keeps: Opposite of above.
Ropies: No grabbing the rope in tetherball.


Maybe that's just a kid thing, I can't really think of much because SoCal is almost all slang.

Dude: Can mean hello, or something you say when you're shocked, or happy.
Ch'yeah: Douche way of saying yeah.
Swells: Waves


Fuck California, man.

I lived in Wyoming, and it's full of native americans, and they' have nearly butchered English.

Che - It's like the Native American version of Canada's "Eh." Natives put it at the end of sentences, and it has no purpose at all.

ex. Oh damn this is some good Dr. Pepper, che.

Init (enit) - It could be a deformed version of "isn't it" or "is it" or perhaps "in it." Like I said, Natives have butchered english. Mostly used like Che.

ex. That pickle was great, init?

In Philly, we say "jawn," which is a pronoun that takes the place of fucking anything you want it to.

Assuming how Russian you're feeling, it can be occasionally modified as "jawnski."

>>7127262
Oh hey I am also from Philly and I just wanted to contribute to this jaun by adding "jaun" to the jaun so everyone knows what "jaun" means.

Also, Kenzos = niggers on welfare and white trash.

"batman" or "bm" for short - me and my bros slang for porn. Started saying it one day in the library when we were surrounded by kids.

>>7128093

oh, and i have another.

Omamejins (oh-mom-eh-jeans) - japanese for bean people aka beaners.

>>7126188
also,
play soccer - smoke weed
fly a kite - masturbate or smoke weed.

>>7128093
I'm adopting this. In turn, my friends and I called Shrooms "Condor Eggs".

>>7128231

Nice, i like that.

Shrooms are hard to find here, but...

"to philosophize" = to smoke weed

Queens, NY here.

Brick = cold
Mad/Dumb = very
Cooked = shitty, run down, decrepit

Some slang me and my friends made up:
Chiefed/Faded/Shaded = high
Docked/Quenched = drunk
Pump = gay
Scrape = pick up (someone)

>>7126293

Whereas in our local-Berkshire-Asian slang, "chuddy" means "arse". As in "kiss my chuddy, maaan"

>>7126670
Port Regis School is the one where I'm getting most of this stuff from.

Eurotrash is very common in the states when we want to describe a stupid european. IE "Nice job eurotrash"

>>7125872
>>7125872
:O
Readingfag, whereabouts?
RG1 here.

I can't remember anyone saying clunge before The Inbetweeners either.

UK here

this is some london shit:

wagwan
dizzy
leng
sket
pussio
ting
shank
clash
spark
parr
gassed
backoff / backorfff hahaha
pum
peng

Shut the front door is the pussy way to say STFU here

Why do the brits use so much slang

legit - seriously "that legit scared me."
from connecticut

>>7132307
Because it's easier than always speaking like you need to punish the servents for shoddy work ethic.

>>7132222
RG1 as well, round the corner from the hospital pretty much. Dead handy for uni!

We had Gash- for vagina. Can be used in a sentence to describe something bad : "That movies was gash"
Also had the term "Bricking it" which is just shitting yourself. "Shit was scarey, I was brickin it."
Sprog where year 7s or kids from primary school being shown on their induction day.

I'm in northampton/oxfordshire area.

ITT: High school kids.


Talk like normal human beings you fucking gutter rats.

Biltong

Braai

Kaffer

Coolie

Bakkie

Guess where I'm from?

>>7132809
28 year old working at an investment bank in Norway here. It's like 6th grade all over. We're basically educated kids in suits.

>>7132809
this & nothing but

"Emo kid" = Punk rocker, goth kid, someone who doesn't talk a lot, you if you where a piece of black or dark grey clothing.

Probeer om 'n beitjie meer versugtig met jou worde te wees, jong!

>>7125645
dang = damn

>>7126265
>>"Dome"-- head. Used for both the body part and the sexual act

That's a shitty meme on a forum called Zoklet. Where the remnants of TOTSE (who made the Jenkem joke) fled to

>>7126572
Snowman-Cocaine Dealer. Think that's mainly USA centered ghetto slang.

also this is becoming ITT urban dictionary

Jank - something retardedly broken or stupid ie "This food is so jank, I hate it."

>>7132837
>>Kaffer
South Africa?

Me and my friends recently started to use "Bop-it Extreme" as a metaphor for fellatio.

>>7134771

TWIST IT
PULL IT
SPIN IT
FLICK IT
BOP IT
PASS IT *DEH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH*

>>7125873
I miss "feeling crunchy" so fucking much