Fuck all the little kids who all want to be in Gryffindor.

I'd so ask to be put in Slytherin. I'm not ambitious, but I'm racist and generally an irl troll at every chance I get. I mean, how else is an ugly guy like me gonna have fun?

Also green is the best color ever.

/r9k/ is full of homos

Ravenclaw right here.

>>7086271
Badgers Badgers Badgers

I'd be Ravenclaw because I don't work worth shit (no Hufflepuff for me!), am too cowardly to make Gryffindor or Slytherin, and have no redeeming qualities except LOL BOOK LARNIN

I'd want to be in Ravenclaw so I can mack on Luna all day, but I'm probably not smart enough and would end up in Hufflepuff.

For all the wizards and witches reading this, if you are in Hufflepuff, you should kill yourselves right now.

ravenclaw cuz i r smut

Uh, isn't it obvious with the name Hufflepuff? That's like saying you live in Tele-tubby House

>Hufflepuff

badassery, hot girls and beer

Hufflepuff is the stoner house OP. That's why they have no known talents, with the exception of puffing and passing more than anyone else.

>>7086370
And sparkly vampires.
Don't forget the sparkly vampires.

lol i remember doing quizzes on what order I'd get in to and always got Ravenclaw...my sister is a big harry potter fan and always got hufflepuff which apparently represents all the beta qualities of men: niceness, patience, friendship

>>7086377
>implying Hogwarts doesn't run drug tests on a semi-regular basis

>>7086352
i luv smut

Loyalty, Dedication and Hard Work
>>7086271

>>7086390
Your mum's a smut, bitch

4chan would all be in slytherin

>>7086390
u luv airbrush, you meant to say.

/r9k/ - Hufflepuff
/b/ - Slytherin

>>7086432
False.
/b/ = Hufflepuff
/r9k/ = Ravenclaw
/k/ = Slytherin

Hufflepuff's theme was hard work and toil. Which makes them sound like classist conception of a dumbass blue collar house.

I was always disappointed that Rowling didn't make the houses more rounded. The Gryfindor were always clearly the good guys with the best house and the Slytherin always ended up being evil. Why the hell would you divide and encourage kids based on how evil they are in a school?

Guys you can't tell what house you will be sorted into by your characteristics. One of the most major themes of the books is that "your choices define who you really are far more than your abilities". You get into whatever house you want to.

>>7086439

4chan= hufflepuff

Huffflepuff is loyality, Freindship and Kindness.

Its where nice people go although even in the HP universe it is looked down on.

why can't ambition and courage go together? I think it's pretty gay that you can't be smart, ambitious, and courageous. fuck j.K. Rowling for not making a house i can fit into.

inb4 massive ego

Hufflepuffs are loyal, hardworking, by the book type people, duh.

>>7086439
I don't think pseudo intellectualism counts as intelligence or wit.

Cedric was in Hufflepuff, and before he [spoiler]died[/spoiler] I seem to recall he was pretty fucking cool.

ITT we sort the boards:
/ck/ and /jp/ - Hufflepuff
/co/ and /m/ - Gryfindor
/v/ and /a/ - Slytherin

>>7086432
>implying /b/ is anything but a bunch of angry squibs

Reading the books as a younger lad, I always found myself sympathizing with Ravenclaw. I was a lot more focused on classes and grades in High School (to get into a good college), so I think Ravenclaw would have been a good suit for me.

Hufflepuff is in many ways the everyman of Hogwarts but they really are not bad. They are usually dependable hardworking types, the blue collar of the school if you will. They may not get the fame, glory, or sharp intellect as the others, but if you someone to fix your roof or help you move to a new house or apartment, they are your man

Is it only me or does anyone else think Hufflepuff is the gayest/lamest name out of all 4 lame ones?
Ravenclaw is kinda cool
slytherin = slithering ? as in a verb of a snake slithering? Gryfindor = gryphin okay thats kinda cool I guess.
Hufflepuff = sounds like the pokemon Jigglypuff evolved or something what the fuck is this shit

You get into whichever house you want this is basically directly stated in the books.
It just seems like certain people go into certain houses because they learn about what the houses represent and then the kids thnk oo that house sounds good and get in it hence they're of simlar personality type.

>>7086453
They are even. Hufflepuff is neutral, Gryffindor is made up of Fighters and Warriors, Ravenclaw is mostly opportunists and Philosophers, and Slytherin is mostly selfish rich brats who will end up being underhanded criminals that don't get caught easily. (Such as Draco Malfoy's father.)