1.grab a bottle on lotion
2.run out onto your street
3.squirt out the lotion to form a picture (be creative)
4.take a picture
5.???
6.profit !

>>669212
1.grab a bottle of lotion*

First task was done. Feel free to be wackier with the suggestions.

>>669261
wow, you delivar'd.
got a better camera though ?

>>669268
I don't. If the next suggestion includes better lighting it would look better.

>>669261
Task 2.
1.grab some bread
2.apply a thick coating of jelly / peanut butter
3.throw that motherfucker at the ceiling
4.take photo
5.????
6.profit !

>>669198

Get your mobile phone.

Wander around in an area where there are likely to be other people who aren't likely to stab you.

Switch your phone off so no-one can actually call you.

Have a loud, nonsensical conversation with someone you pretend called you.

If at all possible, use the following phrase:

"Yeah, well she's only jealous because my tits are bigger than hers."

Also consider saying random things that you got from TFLN and Overheard in New York.

Watch confused faces of passersby.

>>669277
It didn't stick to the ceiling.

>>669283
Would you like me to make a sound file of it?

>>669310
yes, voice record it

>>669310
record yourself throwing it at the ceiling

This is something I've done repeatedly, for no reason at all and I firmly believe everyone should try it at least once:

>Drink mayonnaise

>>669320
Ok I'm going to get the file from my phone now.

>>669354
upload to mediafire

Inhale Cannabis smoke.

Have no clue how to get files off of it for now.

>>669374
That better be mayo in the glass.

Make your sofa into a big smilie face, with your favourite t shirts for eyes.

>>669385
It is. Building up the courage.

Changed the USB mode to MSC and got the file off of it.

UPLOADING NOW

>>669374
fill a room full of cups / glassess full of water

travel to 2chan and bring back something awesome!
always good times

>>669374
record yourself pouring that mayo on your head if you dont have the balls to drink it.
OR
pour some onto the side of the toilet bowl.

>>669398
Honestly, I like it. When you eat/drink it in bulk it somehow tastes different than normal.

http://www.mediafire.com/?726mn2d3t16tthe

I'm sorry for sounding like such a fag.

Mayo on head and cup room incoming.

Cup room coming soon.

Print off a shit load of fucked up / weird pictures from your /b/ folder (if you have one) and leave them on your neighbour's door step.
ive seen alot of threads saying they're going to do it, but never delivar.

OP, you are the coolest motherfucker ever.

>>669445
I don't have any on this laptop but feel free to post the ones you want me to put on their door.

>>669438
I am disappointed you didn't drink it, anon. You must pass the coming-of-age ritual one day.

>>669438
hahahaha, anon delivars
10/10

>>669456
ill do a dump of images on /b/ that you can print off.
since ill get muted for posting un-original images on /r9k/

Put on the nicest clothes you have and take a picture.

>>669465
Just open the images in paint and change one pixel. Hell, you can even colour that pixel in the colour it already is and it'll work.

Took a shower. Back to the cup room.

It's a lot of running up and down stairs so be patient.

an hero on stickycam

No fashion sense, forgive me for my crimes against humanity.

Cup room is almost operational.

dumping some images to print off

gfdfsgdsfgsdf 23423

un-oringal text, fuck.
dsahjjaksd dasdj

We usually don't capitalize sun, earth and moon

Here's your complete A-Z listing of all music played on One Tree Hill

OP, start stacking some furniture and other things and take a picture of it

The lights grow brighter as the earth lurches away from the sun

MY WORK IS COMPLETE

NEXT SUGGESTION

The year 2000 We are robots

>>669550
good job. who's room is that ?
next task is to print these pictures and place on neighbours door step.
Heres the final image (unless you want more)

>>669550
MONEYSHOT

LOOK AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING CUPS

THAT FUCKING ARRANGEMENT

IT'S GOING TO SUMMON A WATER DEMON OR SOME SHIT

>>669561
now drop a basketball / football / soccer ball on those glasses

>>669577
I have no balls to drop sadly.

Rape a small child

alternatively, paint your face green or some other color if you have nothing green

>>669579
what about the pictures ?
still going to print them ?

i lol'd at the audio 'fucking ghosts and shit,hahaha. Im laughing cause im scared'

>>669586
Yes.

Did anyone actually listen to the recording? I'm already regretting that but that would be the point of this whole thing.

>>669602
I did. I lol'd a few times.

Nice to have an OP that actually delivars.

grab another piece of bread, cut a hole in the middle, crack an egg in the middle, spray the remaining bread surrounding the egg with deodorant, then light it on fire.
don't ask me why i thought of that

BREAKING NEWS

A RACOON IS EATING THE JELLY SANDWICH IN FRONT OF MY DOOR

>>669624
photo photo photo

I like this thread. It could get interesting

>>669625
It's gone now.

The printer ran out of ink halfway through so I got this.

Should I still put it on their door or should I finish it by hand?

>>669635
i think drawing it will turn into a failure unless your good at drawing.
Instead you could draw a bunch of random stuff on numerous amounts paper

damn, i really wanted to see that racoon eating a jelly sandwich. haha

>>669647
I'll draw it anyways

>>669673
show a vertical view

Open your window and shout REALLY LOUDLY: "MOM I NEED SOME HELP, THE DILDO WON'T COME BACK OUT!"

>>669676
THERE YOU GO
DSUGFSDHJGFJASDH

WOO

>>669697
not bad.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

>>669622
would you be able to do this ?

>>669720
No lighter to speak of.

Almost done but I started getting lazy by the end

Did you use your laptop webcam to take the photo of the lotion on the road ?

>>669728
Of course.

Final version. My hand hurts since I don't usually draw.

Should I stick this in front of someone's door?

>>669732
definitely.
Pity It wont be visible on the door step cause its so dark. unless you shin a torch or something on it.

MISSION COMPLETE

NEXT SUGGESTION

>>669745
umm.. could you grab a few items from around the house to give me some suggestions on what you would be able to do / show your surroundings

>>669745
what about ordering pizza to your neighbours house that you dropped that picture off at.

FURNITURE STACKED

>>669783
now put your cat on the chair.

>>669793
I have no cat and I must stack.

Also should I do this more than just tonight?

phonecallsuggesterfag here.

I'm in the UK, so it's currently 13:37pm for me. I just finished listening to your recording, and I'm having the leetest leet-o-clock ever. Thanks for existing, OP.

>>669797
yes you should, but dont post on /b/ or you thread will be destroyed

>>669797
do you have a dog ?
because i suggest putting those goggles on the dog

I have spider-senses and sense with 96% certainty that OP watches Epic Rap Battles.

Am I right, OP?

>>669806
Fuck /b/. I'm mostly on /v/ anyways.

>>669797
Here is another batch of items if the first one didn't spark your interest.

>Court order for some kid to show up for Poss of property obtained under 5000$ I picked up on the street one day
>Deodorant
>Longboard from my birthday from my sister's boyfriend
>Apple
>Hollow book I'm halfway through hollowing
>Tape
>13 dollars
>Sketchbook
>Cellphone
>MP3 player
>College level physics
>Glasses
>Watch
>Ski glasses

>>669813
HOOOOLY SHIT

HOW

YOU FUCKING WIZARD

Hey OP, watch this video. Fullscreen it immediately so you don't have a chance to read the title. If you could video yourself while watching it and then post the reaction that would be epic win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eZlLNVmaPbM

>>669828
i demand you to tape all of these items together and place it into the top of the balanced furniture.
or this: >>669810

>>669828
Also it also has a charge for mischief under $5000

>>669831

-You gave two direct quotes from their battle in your soundfile when you imitated Billy Mays and the Shamwow guy. Very similar tone and inflection to how the rap battlers said it, as opposed to how the salesmen would say it.

-There was a pause in your video where it was obvious you were thinking "Oh fuck, I don't actually know what Billy Mays would say here because I only saw a parody of him arguing with Ben Franklin and I don't want to piss off 4chan by suddenly talking about the Founding Fathers for no good reason."

-You're evidently the sort of person who gets really, really into the internet. It'd be a fifty-fifty chance to start with that you've seen the vids.

>>669902

'Your video'? Sorry, meant 'your recording'.

>>669902
You're a clever one.

>>669836
The fuck. I straightfaced the whole video.

>>669868
Your wish is my command oh robot one.

>>669928
must..
see..
better..
angle..
also, no dog ?

>>669938
No dog, she died sometime ago. Can't really say when because my passage of time has become muddled by staying in my room for so long.

>>669948
your going to have fun cleaning all of this stuff up.
how's your hair smell by the way ? haha

>>669957
Took a shower so it smells like coconut shampoo and eggs.

I like OP

ffffffffffffff

>>669921

You do realise what you just watched, right?

It wasn't human.

It was a robot.

And now you've watched it, you're a robot too.

Just kidding.

About the you-becoming-a-robot part, that is.

The guy you just watched was still a fucking robot.

>>669963
What do you mean? ibloxtherobot

>>669965
I read the description afterwards. I thought our robot faces were still in the uncanny valley but it seems they are starting to move out of it.

>>669969
Read this >>669963 , it explains exactly what I mean.

>>669993
I like you fellas too.

So no more suggestions?

OP, shoe on head, but tape it around your head and pull a retarded face.

OP, why not pour yourself a nice glass of milk, and try and squirt milk out your nose!

>>670003
I used all my glasses.

Where are your parents / brother & sisters

gtfo of new zealand.

>>670000

Paypal me 100 dollars

>>670008
My sister just woke up and I think she might be seriously questioning my sanity.

>>670001
>>670001
requesting this for the love of god

>>670024
Soon. Gotta clean up.

10/10 for commitment OP

OP confirmed for bro-tier.

>>670049

11/10 for risking actual commitment

to an insane asylum.

:-(

>>670070
I'll probably end up there someday due to my habit to zip zap zoobity bop randomly when no one is around.

>>670092

Haha oh god, you glorious motherfucker.

>>670092
that made my night.
here have this

Your hair is stunning, OP.

So that's all for tonight?

Daybreak is at hand so I shall go to sleep if there is no more action to be had.

>>670131
It was probably the mayonnaise.

Also I have a jar of $3.?? I could go to 7/11 and record myself paying in pennies.

>>670143
do it.
but what are you going to use to record ?

>>670154
I'll bring the laptop and just turn it on right on the counter and they'll deal w/ it.

>>670163
haha cant wait.
god speed, anon

>>670143

Holy shit you must be really bored.

>>670185
Day in and day out I spend time in my room or on videogames.

This is the most varied thing I've done in MONTHS.

OP? More liek BRO-P amirite?

>>670209
Broriginal Poster

I think OP got hit by a car on the way to 7/11

I hope not, OP is my favourite.

>>670338
maybe its just a long walk ;_;

You can't die, OP! You probably haven't seen the new epic rap battle yet!

Am I the only person who thinks this is worthy of archive?

>>670352
Maybe he went to sleep.
Or maybe his sister had him sectioned.

>>670402
probably after finding this picture: >>670092

>>670402
OP here. I'm connected to an unsecured network at the moment.

It's a long walk so bear with me.

>>670274
It's happened before and I survived. I can take on a car.

>>670369
They should have given vader a second verse.

>>670421
dont worry OP, ill bear with you

>>670421
Phew.

You should run.

OP can you snap any pictures on your adventure to 7/11 ?

Am I the only one still waiting ITT for OP to delivar ?

>>670926
lurker reporting in

Its been 2 hours and OP hasnt returned.
I called it: >>670274

I'm almost home. I'll upload the video to youtube.

I also saw a guy with a gold looking construction helmet.

Wow, i was just about to go to bed and thought i better check this thread one last time.
and your back

bump. OP is a legend of epic proportions.

Youtube link ?
you look tired as fuck, man

>>671482
Seeing as my sleeping schedule is sporadic that would be expected.

How was the trip OP?

>>671505
Nothing to write home about. They gave me great service and I took a few wrong turns along the way.

OP, sing for me.

>>671568
It's already 10 AM I think I'll go to sleep. Thanks for entertaining me /r9k/, I hope I don't wake up in a straitjacket.

>>669374
I HAVE THAT SAME JACKET EXCEPT WITH BROWN FURRY STUFF INSIDE

>>671626
Fuck year.

>>671597
Fine. What type of stuff do you want?

>>671633
Maybe rap?
Lil Wayne's 6 foot 7 foot, please.
Or something by Lamar Kendrick

OP did you end up uploading that video to youtube ?

This thread... it's... it's GLORIOUS :3

>Uploading 3%
Fucking youtube.

>>671806
You better be working on that rap.

>>671826
I can barely memorize a sentence, but I'll try.

In memory of you OP

This thread gotta be archived. OP's a fucking boss.

Ok I got the first verse down like some kind of person that manages workers in an establishment.


http://www.mediafire.com/?826f2zs01c75zhf

>>671948
needs some beats

>>671973
Don't worry I'll mix that beat with my beautiful interpretation honey.

Youtube upload percentage atm ?

>>671992
5%. Youtube doesn't take well to new accounts who are only just uploading videos, they prioritize regular uploaders.

>>672006
how about you rar the video and upload to mediafire ?
alot faster

>>669455
Easily the coolest motherfucker ever.

What's a good program to splice sound files together?

OP whats the name of the youtube video going to be ?
I going to go to bed now. And i wanna see that video

>>672058
acoustica audio mixer
wtf question

>>672099
Aight.

>>672091
NEET executes denial of service attack on Canadian citizens

>>671948
Oh my god. Thanks, anon.
That was beautiful. Are you American?

>>672250
Ethnically or geographically?

I'm in Vancouver. Here's some beats to go with it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?826f2zs01c75zhf

OP, you are awesome, awesome, AWESOME!

You need a trip or something. I like you.

>>672433
I'm sure you will be able to tell me apart by my pictures as most people aren't willing to put mayo on their head.

>>672426
Ethnically, of course.

>>672579
Italian/Chilean.

>>672598
Oh, das cute.

I forgot about this thread, I left it open on my thingy though so yeah.
bump

Did that youtube video ever work out?

>>672935
Any day now. I'll post it up here when I wake up.

Welp I got this tab pinned and I'll be back in a few hours.

I never get to say this but, OP you are a god.

Bumping this for a youtube link.

>>671948
I hope you realize you posted the same link twice.
that one doesnt have any beats, its exact same upload as: >>671948

Inb4 OP cant find his thread

Bumping for recognition of awesome thread

I must know the name of the youtube account that Its getting uploaded to

I'm back.
Upload failed so I guess I'll just put the video on mediafire.

What are we going to do tonight /r9k/?

>>681685
Damn, oh well. Mediafire is still good.
>what are we going to do tonight
sounds like your asking for some more requests ?

>>681696
>sounds like your asking for some more requests ?
That's the point of the thread isn't it?

>>681702
indeed it is.
I was thinking about your printer, maybe it might print if its in just black and white ?
I think it might just be that your colour ink cartridges are empty

>>681713
I was going to use it for printing out resumes and found that it is both cartridges that are empty.

Except the white ink cartridge, it's full.

Breakfast time, I made some awesome cookies.

>>681725
cookies at 4am in the morning ?
nice..
also noodle moustache nao !

People love it when my face smells like spicy thai

>>681748
>mfw spider mann

>>681765
This fucking spider has been on me since yesterday.

>>681766
How did your sister react / parents to the glasses in the room ?

Go to a library, and with as straight a face as you can, check out a copy of Are You There, God? It's Me, Margret.

>>681748
give spiderman some a noodle afro

>>681779
Libraries are closed at 4:56AM.

>>681782
Coming up

A CHALLENGER HAS ARRIVED!

OP delivers. Best OP I've ever seen

>>681773
Her first question was "have you lost your sanity?". Then she acted as if the lack of drinking glasses were a huge inconvenience.

>>681801
IF I had a sister, I don't think she'd be so understanding.

>>681805
They tried to bait me into arguments with both of them. I got one of them to apologize to me somehow.

>>681809
Master of Manipulate. And it seems that ths latecomer is the only one itt at the moment.

>>681801
oh noes, now your shirts going to smell like spicy thai

>>681815
The original picture might not attract eyes of posters, let's not count out lurkers either.

>>681819
Are you implying that your t-shirts DON'T already smell like spicy thai?

>>681828
>implying OP doesn't have Spicy Thai laundry detergent

Hows the mediafire ?

>>681850
20%.

I need more suggestions.

>>681856
how about a handstand ?

>>681869
Never done one before so I used the wall and pushed off and tried to hold my balance.

>>681915
mission accomplished.
someone needs to think of something crazy for you to do. I really cant think of anything.

Do the spIits.

1.take a shit into a jar
2.write a note saying 'eat shit'
3.leave on neighbours doorstep
4.???
5.Profit !

>>681930
To the best of my abilities.

Grab your shampoo bottle and soak your letter box with it.
Then take a photo of you standing next to the mail box holding the shampoo bottle next to your face while pulling a funny face

>>681957
Can I use this jar of whatever the fuck?

>>681980
>jar of whatever the fuck
thats your urine good sir !

>>681980
>turn upside down
>set up camera
>sit on it
>post results

>>681986
No, I found it next to the oil in the kitchen. Is this where used oil goes?

>>682004
Okay, pour it over the mailbox then set it on fire.

>>681945

you suck at splits man

no offense

>>682010
I have no lighter.

>>682023
use a match bro

it looks like some silent hill shit out here, everything is frosted over and so foggy I can't see past the next block.

>>682039
damn, i guess it'll have to be inside requests.

>>682034
I don't have any matches, I'll try to find some steel wool I can use with some batteries.

>>682048
Nah man, I can do shit out here.

go to your nearest store and buy a lighter.
I also request that you grab a bunch of toilet rolls and throw them around the street like streamers
eg. over power lines, around street lights, on top of houses etc

>>682072
Aight. I hope the cops don't note this thread.

>>682083
Wheres youtube link?

>>682100
It's going to be mediafire instead.

>>682100
hes uploading to mediafire

OP, I just wanted to say that you're fantastic. This is the /r9k/ I love. My internet connection's absolute shit at the moment, so I can't listen to your sick rhymes or watch your video when it's finally goddamn uploaded, or even view your pictures in full size, but I'm enjoying this thread nonetheless.

I'm going to finish breakfast and then it's off to TP (that's how you say it right?) some shit.

Any requests before I embark on this criminal venture?

Showtime everyone.

Ok I'm back. Going to get my sister's camera so I can take a proper picture. I have a soundfile I made while I was out.

Mission complete. I'll take another picture when the sun comes up.

>>682489
good job
you should use that camera for now on.

Hows that mediafire video going ?

>>682564
Stopped it to go outside but I've cracked the password to a local connection so I'm going to use that instead since it has MUCH better upload speed.

>>682549
Sounds good.

How far away is that tree from your house ? haha

>>682602
3 blocks give or take.

Pretty keen on hearing that audio from your TP'ing adventure

>>682623
That should be faster to upload.

>>682649
Returning to this thread, I humbly request that it be put up for archival.

>>682659
Now I see that it already has. Good show.

>>682659
It already is,

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/r9k/29217/it-s-3-19-am-and-i-have-nothing-to-do-tonight-tell-me-what-to
-do-so-long-as-it-isn-t-ridiculous-and-i-ll

http://www.mediafire.com/?asc84ej7a6s1i42

Sound file of teepeeing adventures

>>682717
>36mb
wut.
how long does the audio go for ?

D'awww OP sounds cute.

so OP what actually happened yesterday morning when you went to 7/11 ?

>>682768
He got good service.

>>682717
were you using your phone or laptop to record ?
the audio is a little harder to hear compared to your other ones

Hey op, do you watch MLP: FiM?

>>682929
No, I think the fanbase is a little obnoxious and similar to the Invader Zim fanbase after it got popular with hot topic girls.

>>682815
Using my phone like last time but I put it in a pocket in my jacket so I would not have to hold it.

>>682768
SERVICE WITH A SMILE

>>682727
13 minutes. sdkjfjsdfhjk

We're on autosage at this time i think.

>>682764
I wouldn't know. Most people don't give me a second thought.

>>683086
has the video been uploaded to mediafire yet bro ?

>>683121
Almost there. It's nothing special and I desperately needed sleep.

>>683086
Thank god. I can officially love you. :D

Is OP still here?
FUCK SHIT CUNT ORIGIAN LFCUKING COMMENT

>so long as it isn't ridiculous

about 40 more posts til autosage OP

>>683165
Yeah I'm still here.

>>683190
Oh cool. If you're still doing shit, take a pair of underwear, go to someones house you know where there are a husband and wife, and write "For you "(name of husband)", from Saskia" on them, leaving them on the doorhandle

>>683204
Sounds good, I'll do that.

Any particular reason why?

>>683157
I could invite you to my uncle's castle in Italy so we could make out over a romantic dinner.

this is the best thread ever made

>>683204
Oh there's a slight problem. I don't know the husband's name so should I just write "for you"?

>>683268
im a guy, the guy that asked you the MLP thing
but I'm still down anyway ;D

>>683313
Unfortunately I don't swing that way.

>>683300
So no response then? I'll do it anyways.

SPECIAL DELIVERY

I got the fuck out of there as fast as I could. I feel ridiculous.

I took another picture from far away so you can tell I didn't just put it on my own door.

>>683604
Did you get horny touching your sisters panties?

>>683628
No, I felt ridiculous and barely able to contain my laughter.

OP is the ultimate winrar, never seen such excellent delivery.

Requesting that you steal one of your relative's items of clothing and stuff the pockets with spaghetti.

>>683702
>That feel when wearing cargo shorts and backup spaghetti everywhere

What's the best way to clean it up from the floor?

>>683758
>>683758

1. Eat floor spaghetti
2. Enjoy floor spaghetti
3. ???????
4. Profit

MONEYSHOT

Also imagine that I am also wearing a fedora and a trenchcoat with it. I'd be the ultimate neckbeard.

>>683781
>>683781

NOW BURST INTO TREATS

>>683781
MY SISTER ALMOST CAUGHT ME UNSTUFFING DEEP POCKETS OF SPAGHETTI

I get to live outside of an insane asylum for another day.

>>683801
that feel when you burst into treats

bloxtheroboto

>>683830
OP this thread has cheered me up and made me laugh. You're sexy and you sound cute as hell. Marry me.

>>683852
>sexy
>cute as hell
Never heard this coming from someone before. Now I should aim a little higher so the next time it's coming from the gender that is attractive to me.

Thank you OP, for showing me why I still come to 4chan. You give me faith for the internet.

>>683769
Having a little trouble with the enjoying part because my sister is bad at cooking spaghetti, my spaghetti skills are god tier.

>>683870
Oh are you gay? Thought you were straight, my bad.
But yes you're cute and sexy. And hilarious. Best thread I've seen since /r9k/ came back.

>>683913
Women in my /r9k/?

Now that's a coinkydink

>>683913
>Implying there are women on the internet
>Implying I didn't have to use muteblox

OP is a magnificent bastard. You are awesome.

>>683923
Of course. I thoroughly enjoyed your adventures. This better not be a one off, I'll expect to see more threads like this.

>>683937
>implying there aren't
>implying the robot isn't a woman
>implying implications

OP this is one of the best threads evar.. the amount of delivery is literally god tier .. jolly good show sir!!

I'll take more requests once my sister leaves for work.

holyshitwhatthefuck

best thread ever

>Shave chest
>Draw Pony on it in sharpie
>Leave it for ask long as possible
>Niegh when asked about it.
>??????
>Profit

>>683527
>>683527
Shit OP went away for a while, nice job

>>684230
I don't have nearly enough chest hair to do that, even then I would rather do it in the shape of australia like saxton hale.

OP

1. Get a friend or go to McDonalds and ask someone your age to film
2. Go to couinter
3. When paying for happy meal, go into pockets (make sure theres a cue)
4. Spaghetti falls out of pockets
5. Run out of McDoanlds on all fours

>>684253
It will be hard trying to convince my friend to do that but I just might pull it off.

in the mean time op if your still taking requests, can you build a tower out of all the canned food goods in your house???

bonus points for hopping around it clucking like a chicken in front of your sister

>>684291
Wow, it would be awesome if you will seriously deliver this.

>>684291
Holy fuck OP, consequences will never be the same

>>684309
>>684302
It's 10 in the morning and Brandon was up all night trying out APB so I'll have to wait for a bit and get him over here so I can convince him to do this.

>>684294
I'll get started on this.

>bonus points for hopping around it clucking like a chicken in front of your sister
Look man, TP'ing a park with security, stealing my sister's panties and drawing weird pictures for my neighbors is one thing. But a straitjacket is where I draw the line.

Fucking hell my sister missed the bus while I was just laying down some of the cans on the floor.

I told her I was just looking at our pasta sauces for spaghetti.

>>684445
Do you have any pictures of sister?