>1lb of cocaine- People will think you're cool, and 1lb of cocaine, no more no less is a good luck charm in many cultures.
>People will think you're cool,
Oh yeah?

> 1 pound of cocaine

What the fuck kind of pants are you wearing?!

Is this some kind of experiment to see if people will notice that shit?

I several tissues, chapstick, wallet, keys, and two pocket knives. Not for knifefight bullshit--one has lots of little tools and the other has a strong blade you can open with one hand. Also often carry a small flashlight.

Carmex (or the like) well moisturized lips are a must.
Inhaler-it's important for me to be able to breathe
Notebook and pen- I often like to write things down, songs or movies I plan to download, email addresses, phone numbers, witty sayings, reference numbers etc.
Tampons... cus I bleed from my snatch sometimes
pills for various ailments

I used to carry a knife all the time, but due to my current circumstance I cannot. I think all real men should carry a knife, and i find i need them all the time, opening boxes, using as a screw driver, making a pipe out of an apple, etc.

cell phone
wallet
clips and hair ties, a small thing of sunblock for my face in the summer.

COCAlNE IS ILLEGAL!

Hey, you don't need floss.
Just use a strand of hair.

I fucking hate purses and bags, so I just carry chapstick, a casino card holder full of my cards/id's, and my phone.

However, I always have gum, ibuprofen, and water in my car.

chapstick
gum/mints
lighter (smoker here)
cellphone

That's all I carry. If I'm taking my purse (I hate purses, I only take one if my SO wants to smuggle snacks into the movies) I always put some pain medication in there. Never know when a headache will ruin the night.

EDC:

phone

wallet w/ monies

keys

multitool (swiss army knife)

lighter

small LED light

glock 19 with 2 spare mags in addition to the one already in the weapon. Glock is in a concealed holster

>>6627595

Wow everything you listed is like -5 points on my list besides wallet and phone.
You're one of those dumb bitches who gets insulted by a clever man and writes down that insult to use for herself at a later time, perhaps online.

a pound of coke?
a fucking pound?!

>>6627517

I carry a cellphone, comb, key, and wallet with the basic essentials.. No cash though incase I get mugged, and I use a shitty cell phone in bad areas so black people will be less tempted..

>>6627628

You carry a lighter but nothing to smoke?
Oh, you're one of those dumb cunts who begs everyone you pass for a cigarrette.

Tissues
Knife
Phone
Lighter
Wallet with IDs, money, credit cards, etc
Car/appartment keys

>>6627583
Tissues, chapstick and flashlight are all very good ones, especially the first two.

>>6627636
I've never written down an insult, oddly enough. well except for some good ones from Deadwood.

i carry the following:

cell phone
smokes
lighter
wallet
glock 9mm
extra clip
keys
kershaw knife
condom

I'm my purse at all times is
-Wallet
-Phone
-Hair brush
-Chap stick
-Lighter
-Pen or Pencil

Sometimes MP3 and makeup

You shouldn't use gum, you're stomach gets tricked into thinking you are eating something. You're best off with mints.

>>6627612
I have extremely thin and straight hair so this doesn't work too well for me, and floss is just a lot more manageable.

>>6627675
I have this strong feeling that you are completely lying. And that you are 14.

- wallet
- pack of cigarettes
- lighter
- small knife or multitool
- cell phone
- a pen
- mace

>>6627675

>glock 9mm
>clip

only kids say that shit. Real gunowners never ever use those words

cool lies bro

>inventory

Cellphone
DS
Camera
Comb
Compact mirror
Flashlight
Headphones
Tweezers
Hand sanitizer
Band-aids
Antibiotic ointment
Chapstick
Keys
Wallet
Excedrin
Bus schedules
Pocket knife
Tampons
Tissues
Water bottle
Notepad
Pen
Pencil
Sharpie
Hair ties
Floss
Bobby pins
Tic-tacs
Hand lotion

This is what I carry in my purse year-round. In the winter I add a spare pair of gloves and a scarf. I know it sounds like a lot, but I use most of this stuff on a regular basis, and I'd prefer to have the rest and not need it than to need it and not have it.

I've been carrying the same shit in my pockets for years.

Pants:
- Keys, wallet, and spare change (obviously)
- Pen. Everyone should carry a pen.
- Ligher. Even if you don't smoke, you never know when a lighter may come in handy.
- Czech pipe tool. All pipe smokers should own one of these, no exceptions. They're handy as shit for non-pipe purposes too.
- Eisenhower dollar, for luck. My grandfather and I bonded over numismatists, and it was one of the coins he gave me before his death. My favorite he gave me was a Franklin half-dollar, but I'm afraid I'd lose it since it's not as big and heavy as the Eisenhower.
- Full set of dice (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12). Really no reason other than extreme nerdiness.

Coat:
- Pipe, occasionally clove cigarettes. Smells good, tastes good, relaxing. People will make conversation with you if you're smoking a pipe.
- Pocket New Testament (NIV), Luther's Small Catechism. Surprisingly useful in debates. Something to read if I'm bored.
- Cell phone
- Gloves. It gets cold here.

Bag:
- Laptop + accessories. Self-explanatory.
- Headphones. Mine are huge and awesome.
- TI-89 calculator. Useful as hell.
- USB converter cable. I use it to charge my cell phone when I'm on the road.
- Condoms. Because you never know when you'll need one.
- Notebook. It's a good idea to write down ideas you have so you don't accidentally forget them - I do that all the time.
- Bible (Oxford New Revised Standard, with the Apocrypha). When the pocket one doesn't cut it, bring out the big guns.

In my purse:

chapstick
makeup bag with mirror
mini notebook
pen
cell phone
fully charged spare cell phone battery
tampon
water bottle
granola bar or food of some sort

Wallet, phone, keys with a small pen knife and change. You people must have giant pockets.

Wallet, cell phone, and keys.

That's all.

>1lb of cocaine

Wow! A whole pound? That's illegal, right? Of course, it's a felony, yet here you are with it any way! Wow!

Forgot my keys, and I don't smoke, by the way.

Money.

That's it.

>>6627879

Your neckbeard must be HUGE.

Can I touch it?

>>6627879
Wow, you really know how to pack fellow anon.
>Bible.
Nevermind

>>6628089
were you not carrying your phaser with you today?

What kind of faggots carry condoms in their pockets?

>>6627879

Lemme guess: Your coat is a black trenchcoat?

all the time, everytime: keys, wallet, cell phone
often, yet not all the time, everytime: lighter, tobacco & rolling papers

-Blackberry
-Wallet
-Keys

Why would anyone need to carry anything else?

Bag -
laptop and AC adapter/mouse
mp3 player and earphones
pens
water bottle
sketch pad (artfag here)
pencils
wallet
cell phone
extra battery for phone/player/laptop
a granola bar or other snack
mints
inhaler
tampons

-Keys
-Wallet
-Phone

These three are obligatory and I don't step out of my house without them. Sometimes I leave my wallet or my phone, but never both. And never my keys.

I don't have much more. I keep my gloves in my coat when it's cold. Someone there said a notebook and I have to admit that is a fucking great idea.

Nothing.
Obviously if I'm going out somewhere I plan to spend money, I will take money. If I'm going drinking, I will take ID. If I'm going most places, I take my mobile phone.
But there's nothing I make sure to always have. I figure if I'm boned I'm boned, and knowing me I'd probably take it to extremes and start carrying a whole fucking rucksack full of emergency supplies round.

Why do so many of you not carry a pocket knife or something? It's like a 3rd hand for me. You can only gnaw open so much stuff with your teeth.

-Cell phone
-MP3 player + earphones
-Keys
-Wallet (or spare change and ID depending on where I'm going)
-Gum/mints

>>6628279
My mother won't let me play rambo anymore, so yeah I had to turn it in.

>>6628279
I agree with you, but it really freaks me out when people use their teeth to open things, but I broke one of my teeth chewing on pen once, so now it really freaks me out.

>>6628089
i have the same phone, pocket knife, AND WALLET.

the fuck? stop stealing my shit.

>>6628279
What would I need to open?

> Drugs
> People will think you're cool

>>6628125

That's about as much shit as I'd ever carry on me. Flashlight, lighter, and cell phone usually stay home.

>>6628314
my dad cuts fishing line with his teeth. i can't even bite a sandwich properly.

damn malocclusion.

A pound? You mean a fucking kilo right?

>>6628317

For me, I'm usually opening boxes, letters, and a package or food if I buy something. Also cut string, tape, zip-ties, plastic wrap. Usually also end up using the bottle opener and screwdriver in my swiss army knife, too.

Mobile phone
Oyster card
UA ID
Debit card

anything else is a bit pointless. Oh I do store these in a wallet btw.

>>6628279
It's okay for you to start waving knives around in public now?

Wallet, Phone, and sometimes a multitool if I'm going on my pushbike.

This reminds me of that guy who has pretty much every necessary utility on his coat.
He has well over 100 pockets for everything you can imagine.

As for me. (exchange Dollars for British Sterling)
Physical monies, at least $200 packed away in a secure place ;3, paper (lol gay muggers oh noes)
Another $20-50 in pocket in paper.
$20 in coins, $10 being smaller coins like 1p,2p,5 etc.

Computing device of some sort capable of internetting on most recent systems.
(I use PSP and a tiny computer with wireless and a web server to remote control it.)
Hand crank device to charge things.
Universal adaptor for said charger with variable values for most devices.
Universal adaptors for plugs. (power, USB, other misc computing ports and such)
Phone too perhaps.

Pen, pencil, paper, sharpener, eraser.
Need straight edges? Fold lined paper up to hard edge. (done this in hospital when i forgot to bring one)

ID, and any other usual cards like banking, car, etc.

Water.
Some high energy food.
Vitamin supplements.
Salt, vinegar.
Pain Killers
Anti-biotics
Mints

Tooth paste
Mouth wash
Mini vibrating toothbrush.
Razor (manual 4 blade)
Soap.

Multi-purpose tools.
Magnifier, mon- / binoculars
LED torch, Night Vision. (i'm totally super serial bro)
Glue, Tape
Rope, string

These are generally some of the things i take if i am going far for more than a few hours.
Really i should take that shit all the time in case something happens, but i'm lazy ;3

A towel. Nothing else.

I always have my pen on me. That and my wallet. But for years and years I've had a pen

A list of good names for bands.

>>6628538
Fucktits, i forgot keys, washcloth and towel.

>>6628402

What the fuck kind of knife are you picturing? It's 2" long.

>>6628538

are you fucking mcguyver???

>>6628538

Do people ask why you pull a wheeled suitcase behind you all the time?

>>6628105
I lack facial hair. My inner neckbeard is massive, however.

>>6628117
We're not all all AMDG. I never bring up my Christfaggotry. :(

>>6628140
Grey London fog raincoat. I'm a neckbeard masquerading as a hipster.

Femanon:
Always have some money in pockets,as well as purse.
Breath mints
Small mirror
Lip balm/gloss/stick
Umbrella
Swiss army knife

Pockets:
-wallet with cash and IDs, as well as few small things like a paperclip and a hairpin, with which I can MacGuyver it up if need be
-second wallet with several card multitools and a lockpick set
-third wallet with various other small utilities (it's a key wallet in which I keep stuff that's normally for a keychain-- a small LED light, a Leatherman Squirt P4, a flash drive, and a picowidgy)
-handkerchief
-phone

Concealed on my person:
-SIG P229 and a spare magazine in CCW holster
-S&W boot knife
-Ka-Bar Last Ditch Knife

Bag: all the stuff from your typical survival kit/bug out bag, as well as a more robust set of multitools and such and two more spare magazines.

If you can't tell yet, I'm a paranoid gun nut. I keep a .308 rifle in my car at all times as well, in addition to numerous other survival tools and such to supplement my bag. The stuff does come in handy, though, so it's not like I'm just waiting for the apocalypse to put it all to use.

>>6628932
Why does a girl carry a swiss army knife?

Jar of coffee and mug - I'm addicted to it, plus its tasty and a nice smell. ;)
Phone - Come on, who wouldn't go without it?
Headphones -Music.
Pen drive - For those moments at college when you have nothing to do and you have access to a PC, just plug it in and play some CnC Tiberian Sun!
Hands.

pokeball and associated bitches.

Never know when Blue's going to show up and harass me into a battle.

-Wallet
-Keys
-Phone
-Lighter (Zippo)
-Cigarettes (Marlboro or Lucky Strike)
-Handgun (With JHP ammunition)
-And maybe some gum.

OP is a fag.

>>6629103
Fuck you Red! I like battling you because I thought you were my friend. I'm not going to bother you anymore. I was just about to invite you to come to Jonto with me :(.

>>6629026
for the same exact reason a guy carries one.
also they're good for getting dirt out from under your nails.

>>6629128
Honestly? I'd rather (see picture) my own semen than go anywhere with you. For shit's sake, you wear a tunic.

A fucking purple tunic, dude.

If I'm not working:
Debit Card
DS

If I'm working then I also carry:
Green tinted glasses
Water bottler
Heat resistant arm guards

Bag:
Spare change
iPod
Pens/pencils/markers/eraser
Coupons, notes all that kind of bullshit that i collect throughout the week, i keep it all
Glucometer and insulin pens, needles all that diabetes stuff
Pad of paper
Deoderant
blackberry charger
headphones
tylenol


Pockets (coat and pants):
Cash
Blackberry
keys
Chapstick

>>6629178
Ha, whenever I have a knife I do that too, funny. But still it's kinda weird.

>>6628316

They still make that wallet? This one must be 20 years old. Just don't take my flashlight.

>>6629198
Go and suck Pikachu's dick. And stay away from Daisy. Smell ya later.

I carry the following:
phone
money
id
driver's lisence
wallet
M16 Machine Gun
Encyclopedia
Pound of Coke
3 Dildos

What's the encyclopedia for?

>>1 lb of cocain

Up until that. Anyway,

Chapstick
Phone
Keys
Pen
Compact mirror
Small amount of cash
Water bottle
Tissues
Ibuprofin

wallet
keys
some tissues if you're sick

Ah, i think i'm starting to understand why its so hard for you people to go out, you treat a casual walk in the park as a trip through goddamn Ravenholm.

>>6629311
Fuck, I LOL'd.

Mute blokan.

>>6629354
No it's not just that, they're all nerds, it comes with a lot of things, like bulky pockets. (which is another reason why girls won't get near ya)

Also, I'm not saying that I'm no nerd or a loser with the girls but at least I don't have my rambokit with me all the time.