It's a white guy in sweatpants... alright /r9k/, which one of you guys did it?

i bet it's you faggot
tracing your IP now

>>659412
Hahahaha maybe they'll find a spaghetti trail

Who me?
>yes you!

Couldn't be!
>then who?

>>659440
>hot 9/10 walks by me in the student union
>im in love so i go to tell her
>trip on my cape, scuff up my neon green-brimmed hat
>spaghetti all over my grey sweatpants
>she laughs at me
>A treat rolls down my face, thinking about my love disrespecting me so much, she cant handle what we have
>burst into treats, scream "this is for kliebold!!" (because harris was a little bitch everyone knows that)
>bust caps all in erryones ass
>shoot myself in foot, blood and spaghetti mix together, i slip and fall, my sweater becomes maroon from the spaghetti and blood and leftover borscht that mom packed for me this morning
>no high score, run towards McComas building and hide in bathroom stall
>trying to flush my clothes and my glock down the toilet and im writing on my smartphone standing here naked with piss running down my leg cos im so scared
>emergency alert from campus police, i'm on the news
>alpha as fuck.

A police officer got shot. And a potential second victim!
He got a long ways to go before he beats the high score

this guy has no sense of style

>>659534
Oh no I didn't mean to hurt the law enforcement officer, he picked me up off the bus after I curled in a ball the last time i fell in love.

wat do guys? I'm thinking of running back to the colliseum but i'm completely naked my sweater got clogged in the toilet but its got piss and borscht and blood and spaghetti sauce on it.. maybe i can fashion some sort of loincloth and make a run for it

>>659576
>>659576
Oh god oh god I came and started farting everywhere

Oh my fucking god

Just when people think it's safe to go to school there this happens again

They'll have to shut down every university in Virginia

>>659642
I live in NC, we had 7 lockdowns last month because of Cho.. None of them were warranted, there was a hunter, a crazy air force dude that locked himself in his house, and a nig nog that robbed a hardees and ran home through the campus.

Then when something actually happens, VT derps.

This happened right after the VT police chief defended his handling of Cho and the security & alert system he put in place on campus. Like literally an hour after he whined about everybody saying he sucks at his job. The guy is apparently a total Tony Bologna.

This guy is an hero.

injuring e-pinspection day

>>659705
christfag, did you do this?

What next, another attack at Columbine?

>>659398

stop using firefox faggit

>>659721
I know, come on guys.. be original!

>>659692

Don't forget the guy walking towards campus with an umbrella a couple of weeks ago at ECU.

Thank god I didn't go to class that day, he could have whacked me with it.

Why this never happen at Great Soviet Polytechnic Conservatory for Commisary Activities?


>because fuck you that's why you little cum buckets
>yeahh I bet you like that don't you?

>>659576

oh god im crying laughing


boxxxsafadsfssad

According to the BBC News, it happened after a traffic stop, so I think this incident wont lead to mass killing of students.

>>659790
hahaha oh yeah, I forgot about that one.

>ECUfag, eh?
I go to WTCC, used to go to UNCW.

I know the guy that locked down wake tech, he parks in the same spot and goes hunting in the same woods every week, some crazy-ass PTA, MADD mother called it in.

The umbrella was hillarious, I know a lot of people in and around Greenville, my FB news feed was all "prayers for ECU" and bullshit like that, I went on a huge rant about it.

Live info is here, today

http://twitter.com/virginia_tech/#/virginia-tech

http://www.radioreference.com/apps/audio/?action=wp&feedId=9365

>>659828
VTfag here, you're wrong. There's blood and spaghetti everywhere. The streets are running red with marehnera