Is it bad I recognize who is in the OP pic?

I was the kid who disappeared and got sent to a boarding school.

Shit sucked man.

I was the guy who dropped out with 2 credits remaining and became a hobo for a bit after getting kicked out of my parent's house.

I was the black guy who always stood in the corner, and whenever anyone got told in an argument, I was always there to let them now how badly they got told.

i was the nerdy kid who had a few groups of friends from different cliques, like the other nerds, the skateboarders, the artists, etc...but who wasn't social enough to hang out with any of them on a regular basis.

ie, i was totally forgettable.

>>6516666

why are you posting pictures of that faggot on this board. /r9k/ is gay enough as it is.

I was the weaboo cosplaying faggot that ran anime clubs outside of my fucking county, slacked off in school, and spent all of my free time online or playing shitty video games.

If I had a time machine, I would kick the shit out of myself and save four years of my life from being completely wasted.

I was the black guy who died first.

I was the black guy, who hated the preppy people and got called a racist for it, and also sold cigarettes to kids for 50 cents a piece, then later dropped out and became a stoner

>>6516752

CORNER NIGGA! MY NIGGA!

I was the genius all-star athlete who got As in every AP class and everyone got along with and liked... who later dropped out because he didn't give a shit about high school in general.

I was the guy who quit school because the administration erased his previously earned credits for opting out of a useless advanced placement program, then banned him from the office for raising a complaint.

I was the kid who worked his ass off everyday getting top marks in all his classes, went off alone to jog in the woods at lunch(when not spending that hour in the library working on assignments) and suddenly disappeared 2 months into grade 9.

The guy who had one enemy, which made everyone hate me/become awkward around. I hung around the not so social group who were of average intelligence. I was the only one who had personality and looked decent.

I was the guy who was half asleep during half of the day, yet still managed to pull top grades in all classes exept math.

And like >>6516790 I'd go back in time and kick myself in the teeth so I could improve my math grades and stop being a sleepy motherfucker.

I was that sketchy weird guy. I made enemies with this one black guy (who didnt even go to the same school, he was a dropout) and he kept following me and harrasing me during and after class, shit sucked

I was the artistic girl who everyone called weird but had few friends who understood me.

pic unrelated

I think I was perceived as the "loser", but in reality I was completely apathetic towards everything.

I was the crazy gay kid
Not disliked or shunned though
Fortunately the exact year I came in to the school there was ANOTHER crazy gay kid and we made bffs.
I was fairly happy, I didn't have any enemies and I wasn't disliked. I had few "friends" but that's my own choice.

I was a metalhead with long hair in high school. I had a bunch of buddies who liked metal and i smoked weed and played halo and mortal kombat with them. I even had a girlfriend back then. Good fuckin' times. I kind of wish i could go back. But not really.

>>6516975
I wish i had a crazy gay friend ;_;

I was the overachieving pothead that got 5's on 10 AP tests, was concertmaster in orchestra and section leader of any other instrument I played, ran the anchor of the 4x100, and threw the sickest parties.

I was the mysterious, interesting guy who listened to deep nordic metal and had an excellent work ethic. However, I didn't have many friends, as all the other guys in the class were athletes with little brain capacity.

>>6516953
so, you were the loser.

>>6516756

Basically me. Guess it could have been worse.

I was plagued by just plain bad luck in a lot of situations.

i was the metal head who suddenly got mad acne half way through high school

I was the guy who got on with absolutely everyone but didn't have a true best mate, like the kinda guy you could rely on through thick and thin

victim - loser - bully - cool

A perfect chain of evolution

I was the person that never talked and nobody messed with me because they thought if they do shit to me I'd shoot up the school.

I was the loner who went home and fapped to weird porn during the lunch break.

I was the class clown that enjoyed making jokes more than studying. Teachers often thought that my fellow clown and me were always high and selling drugs to younger kids.

Unfortunately we didn't.

the incredibly quiet creepy white chick who rarely said anything and got straight a's without really trying D:
i swear to god i'm a dude at heart

I was the guy who was homeschooled because his parents moved around a lot.

Highschool is pretty shitty when your entire day is just spent masturbating and playing video games.

I was the funny guy that everyone liked and I had many friends at school but I had little to no social life.

>>6517036
>I was the mysterious, interesting guy
>However, I didn't have many friends

Dohohoho

I was a popular metal-head tomboy, liked by nearly my whole year, a total clown in class, no work ethic but good grades anyway.

the neutral guy who is "friends" with all the popular kids, yet doesn't hang out with them.

i was the kid who was too good for everything and dressed different.. and was copied by everyone.. i hated everyone but they thought i was the cool kid. *hits the jukebox* ehhhh

Socially inept sarcastic kid who was an ugly duckling and got sexy senior year.

>>6516820
>doesn't give a shit about high school
>doesn't give a shit about future
>apathetic teenager

Yeah, you sure are a light in the dark, asshat.

I had a large group of friends like 7 or 8 people in our group. After graduating high school I only talk to 2 of those people anymore.

Wow, everyone here seems to have gotten pretty good grades in high school.

I was the guy who would always draw, get poor grades in most classes, and sleep in the cafeteria at lunch. Now I play video games through half of the week, and then do freelance art work to pay the bills, so I guess things didn't really change.

The ugly shy girl who only had male "friends", who would never invite me to parties or anything, except when they wanted to use my camera.

I was the really smart guy who didn't try at school but got A's anyway. Shit sucked when I got to college though. Hung out with the surfer/stoner crowd and played video games. Lots of video games.

>>6516756

me too.

highschoolblox

I was the ugly girl in high school up until my senior year.
Since I was ugly and had no friends, I discovered MMORPG's and spent my high school years making friends online.
I made exceptionally good grades. Graduated with a 4.0.
Now that I've outgrown my awkward ugly stage, I still don't have many friends, and I'm still a virgin, but guys seem to be intrigued the fact that I'm not a whore and can't look them in the eyes.

Stoner/metalhead. Hangs out with every clique at school but has little social life after school. Smoke pot with sex womens who use me for drugs :/

I was the loud, bousterous guy but would get really shy around people I didn't know. Also, played vidya till 3am

i was well liked despite myself. i kinda piggy backed on my older brother's popularity, a lot of classmates thought i was a fun guy, invited me to do stuff. i was shy and anxious as fuck so never took them up on their offers. kind of a class clown/slacker genius. when i took smart classes the other students were cocky assholes, but the dumber classes were more welcoming. completely oblivious about male/female relationships.

i guess "that guy everyone liked and kinda knew but only on the surface."

The chubby kid, only attending school part-time, quiet in classes and liked by teachers. With a little club comprised of loners/weirdos/nerds/stoners that I can call my friends and most of whom I still can.

Always dressed in black and wearing headphones.

I viewed it like an 8-hour job. I went to class, paid attention, was friendly enough to everyone, but went home the fucking second the day was over.

I never understood why anyone would do extra-curricular activities. No, I'm not going to voluntarily hang around after work to socialize with people that I'm only hanging around because we were assigned to the same school.

I was nice enough, but I didn't go out of my way to climb the social hierarchy. I had a close group of friends and was fine with that. I never had a lot of friends, but I didn't care.

I stood up to the bullies. If someone gave me shit, I'd fight back. This one guy picked on me for a few weeks and talked shit behind my back. The next time I passed him in the hall, he was talking with all his friends. I walked up and pimp slapped him HARD across the face a few times. Another time, I was at a pool party. I was still in my clothes, and some kid who hated me pushed me in the pool. I got out, sucked punched him in the stomach, and threw him in. Some people who didn't know me were afraid of me because of these encounters, but once they bothered to talk to me, they realized I was friendly (but didn't take shit off bullies).

In my senior year, I started going out with this girl. I didn't like her much at first, but I eventually fell in love and lost my virginity to her, etc. Then we broke up after splitting for college. Heartbreaking, at the time.

I'm 26 now. College and law school were pretty much the same, honestly. Only difference was that I never did drugs or drink in high school. Ohhhh boy, did I make up for that in college. But I cut that shit out for law school.

I was the guy who was always listening to music in every single class.

I would let my hair get curly, and then I could feed the headphone wire through my hair and pop the earpiece things into my ear so no one would notice I was listening to music. Everyone thought I was slow though, since it would take me so long to realize someone was talking to me while I had my music on.

I was the bully who was a dick to pretty much everyone below me. Eventually I pissed off the wrong people and got pretty hated. Pretty big class clown also.

I was the asian who would masturbate to white girl and smell of seed.

I guess I was the spikey haired faggot kid with gay-tendancies who the older girls wouldnt let anything happen to because he was cute and who all the guys tried to befriend because they hoped it would score points with the girl they were trying to impress.

It would be really weird/cool if everyone in /r9k/ went to the same highschool.

I was the guy who kept getting asked by teachers/administrators to fix computers and other electronics. The "popular" kids and I got along fine because I'd help them out if they had computer problems. Wasn't really part of a group-group. My group of friends was that odd one where you can't figure out what they have in common. Just started as a couple of friends and then they each sort of brought in friends who they knew from different things.

So, in high school... and now that I think about it, elementary and middle as well, I was pretty much the school's IT Guy.

I was the huge and loud freindly giant. Being the only one with mixed blood in the whole school full of asians made me pretty popular, I was hard not to spot.Horrible work ethic but got good grades. But I never took care of myself got chubby dressed ugly, played mmo's. Was completely oblivious to relationships, all I needed back then was videogames, friends, porn, and parties. Many things changed.

I was the kid everyone thought was high, I didn't smoke I was just always calm and relaxed. This may seem a strange boast, but I was easily the most attractive boy in my year, and everyone found it strange I never dated anyone in school (little to their knowledge, not out of school either, I wasn't frightened of girls I just didn't see the point.

I was the genius loner that everyone was kind of afraid of. Most people didn't realize how smart I was because I eventually stopped caring completely and skipped a ton of school, slept through lots of classes, and generally just didn't do anything.

The "nice" kid. A few girls liked me but I never cared enough to show affection in return. I got along with everyone and everyone considered me a friend, but never really hung out with anyone besides my three closest friends. I was completely forgettable, I guess.

>>6517526
hahaha keep telling yourself that

>>6517519

>The "popular" kids and I got along fine because I'd help them out if they had computer problems.

They were just using you. They didn't really respect you.

The white kid that smoked/sold weed and hung out with the gangster black kids.

I was the guy that slept during most classes because of having played Heroes of Might and Magic 3/Warcraft 3/Diablo 2/Lineage 2 for all night before.
When I wasn't sleeping I was reading a book that was completely unrelated to the class subject.
When I wasn't doing any of those above I was helping someone with their homework.

...
I think I wasted my life.

i was the metalhead kid who sat in the back drawing band logos on his paper like a badass (not really, but i guess thats how i thought i looked back then) and looking pissed off, then secretly getting A's on all my tests.

highschool was pretty fun

Everyone always thought I was lazy as fuck because I was sleeping through half of the classes because I only slept like 3/4 hours every night. I had a few close friends which also happened to be some what popular, never really got bullied much. The best part was that all the nerds hated me because they were all working their asses off and somehow I always got lucky and scored high grades.

>>6516666

I was the kid who was too shy to even know anyone or approach anyone to buy weed.

Other than that, same deal.

Before Junior year, an annoying prick with no friends.

During and after Junior year, the nicest fucking guy in the school.

i was the guy who was friends with shit tonnes of girls but never got a girlfriend

Freshman year: stuck to myself and the few middle school friends I knew. Industrious as a China ant.
Sophomore: still not social. Hung around with a lot of other odd, socially inept people.
Junior: started hanging out with some rather normal people that found my odd mannerisms and comments odd. Still wouldn't get close to people.
Senior: acted arrogant and lazy in classes. Odd behavior more prevalent. At least attempted going on a few dates but they never went anywhere. Flirted with a lot of girls but was too pussy to ask all but a few out.

>>6518170

that's weird, I was very similar... I had a really obnoxious personality as a kid and early in high school and thought I was superior to everyone (kind of like a 4channer before 4chan existed!)

At some point midway through high school I realized I was driving people away and did like a 180 in a short amount of time. I ended up being acquainted with people of various cliques/social groups, but since I was still shy and nerdy I didn't really make close friends with anyone and I still sat at that designated "rejects" lunch table with nerds and weirdos that every high school has.

What's sad is that I'm 25 now and high school was the high point of my life.

I was (and still am) a really balanced person in High School, at least after like halfway through Sophomore year.

I ran Cross Country and Track, I took lots of AP classes (a shitasston of science and math), I was Sound Crew head for our theatre troop, I was really nice. Though I had no interest in stuff normal high school kids do, though I always liked to help people with their problems. And I never had the courage to ask out the girl I loved, my biggest regret. Fuck...now I'm sad...if only, /r9k/, if only.

Lesson is, get out there and do shit, and don't be afraid to be with the one you love.

Smart, stoner, 3 or 4 really close friends that were popular, slightly less than average grades, had interesting intellectual arguments with the teachers, was nice to mostly everyone except for toolish kids, pretty much did whatever I wanted and got away with it because of my strong personality and quick thinking.
Was a decent time.

i was the guy who played football but didn't fit in with any of the "cooldudes" who played. and thus when i wasn't causing them pain during practice i was getting into fights with them around the neighborhood.

played vidya all the time with my friends, smoked some pot, nothing crazy. Occasional parties, nothing really social. Most of us were average or better than as far as looks go. Girls just weren't quite as fun as the vidya gaemz

I was the popular kid who became unpopular for sticking up for the losers. I blame you faggots for my problems.

>>6518422

glad to have dragged you down!

BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Hybrid Metalhead / Stoner / WoWFag

Was also epic fat all of highschool and was a virginfag because of wow.

No longer a virgin, No longer playing wow. Currently have a gf, still remotely chubby. but 500000x more attractive.

I killed people. Still do.

>>6518422
having good general image, and still sticking up for the losers is quite rare. very rare even, and it sadly almost always ends up the person losing the credit.

I used to be a nigger.

I was the really strange kid who slept any time he could, did well on tests but didn't do homework, was in all the AP classes available, and was considered to be really intelligent by everyone. Also I had almost no friends, and would just drift between whatever clique was available to pass time during lunch or class. No one bullied me because it was generally accepted that I would likely shoot up the school.

i was the fat funny guy who was friendzoned on-sight by every girl ever

That kid who is stuck with greater than average intelligence and attractiveness but is totally awkward around people he found moderately attractive, and gets around his issues by dating and hanging with people from surrounding schools.

The weird bohemian philosopher.

ITT robots reveal what pitifully inflated opinions of themselves they have

I was the odd kid who was perfectly normal but alienated anyway and I had friends but I wasn't like a popular God or something I don't know

>>6520238

sage wisdom if this robot has ever seen it

I was the kid who everyone seemed to be friends with because I let them cheat off me, I gave them pieces of gum, and I was a good listener. Mind you, I was only friends. Not good friends.

I was the kid everyone left alone, and sat by myself. didn't make any friends.

no one applauded for me when I got my diploma.
made good grades, but not excellent because i didn't care then and still don't care now. loved by the teachers. Wrote heart wrenching poetry (to me, because i wrote it, but otherwise that's it)

everyone thought I was fucking insane and would literally kill everyone.

even the goth and emo kids thought I was too fucking scary and depressed for them.

the twee AP art chick, shy, socially awkward and really sensitive. hung out in a horde of similar arty chicks. we were the senior TA's in our art classes, always had a camera on hand. you know the ones.

i had that stereotypical look: chin-length self-cut auburn bob complete with hacked-looking short bangs, 2nd-hand ''ironic'' clothes, usually scowling, slightly overweight, didn't carry a back-pack, but a bag.

you knew me.

I was a chubby metalhead who sat in the back of the class with my headphones in and slept. This was every class, every day. I would take quizzes and just stick them under my desk and go back to sleep. I seriously spent 3 years of high school walking in the class, falling asleep, then leaving when the bell rang. People keep saying they were apathetic, niggers I was a pure embodiment of I-don't-give-a-fuck.

Also, NOBODY ever tried to communicate with me. If someone would say something, be it teacher or student, I would just scowl and put my head back down.

I don't actually know. I suppose I was the type who preferred to be alone, but enjoyed what company he had at any time. Studious, and an achiever. Seen as intelligent. Also as a quite "psycho", since HERR DERR ITS TEH QUIET ONES U NEED TO WATCH FOR LULZ.
I also used to spout shit about art, communism/socialism and philosophy etc., all complete with an edgy, angsty anti-establishment slant.

I look back upon it with a thousand facepalms.

freshman year: that suave guy that didnt play sports or have 20 million friends, but the chicks were all over
sophmore year: that guy that slept in class all fuckin day and pulled top marks
junior year: that guy that gave his finger to the administration and drove his pickup across the football field, and left school
senior year: that guy who drove his pickup across the football field and disappeared, would randomly show up at the school talking to teachers, and disappear like a ghost

>>6520414
you fucking nasty cunt i hope god kills u

- Old-school-styled Goth guy.
- Had the same girlfriend from Grade 9 to 12.
- Well-liked by peers.
- Had amazing grades and then began to skip school due to clinical depression
- 19 years old now, and still finishing off high school...

ITT no one spent 1 second of high school in any sort of conscious state and still had a 4.0 in all AP classes.

>>6520579
yo im this dude>>6520477
never took any AP classes, AP is for suckers, and my gpa was more around 3.5 because of a lot of missing work

seriously AP is for suckers. bullshit classes you have to pay for with a fuckton of more work for the same content.

I was the only atheist, and the only person who had an IQ over 100. I went to school in a very conservative area.

>>6520629
yeah because you were the only faggot that felt he had to take an iq test :P

The self-depreciating clown the cool kids hanged out with for cheap laughs.

Did really well in high school, not popular but respected. Pulled off top marks, 5s on 11 APs, founded several organizations (not that charity I-just-want-to-get-into-college shit) and ended up at Yale with a double major in Astrophysics and Computer Science. Sorry my life isn't depressing...

Lol @ all the dumbasses in this thread saying they are the "lazy genius."

There's nothing academically difficult about high school. It doesn't take a "genius" to get all A's.

And finally, if you didn't get A's and blame it on laziness: you're probably not a genius.

>>6520622

you're like a living cartoon character

>>6520579

to be honest, while I'm sure many 4channers are making shit up, that isn't really that hard to do. You have to be really stupid, have a fucked up life / family situation, or be deliberately avoiding class and homework to screw up high school.

>>6520748
That's why I said I was thought to be intelligent by others, not that I was.

Im in grade 9 atm and so far in highschool i have a rep : ) im a chick but i act like a dude. i watch house ALOT and i love to act like him. im generally smarter than everyone even tho i dont try, so i act like an ass to everyone and say wwitty things people think it s so annoying but i always laugh. ill keep you posted on how things go till grade 12

I smoked a lot of weed, got average grades, aced the ACT and got a standing ovation at graduation.

I was a slacker. I had friends I guess.
If only I would have started smoking weed in HS I would have been a lot happier.
FUCK

>>6520841
NO 1 BITE FOR THE TROLL.. FUCK YOU I MADE MYSELF ANGRY READING WHAT I WROTE SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

I was a perpetual "new kid" since I changed schools 3 or 4 times a year..

I decided I didn't give a shit and ran with the whole "nobody knows me", so I just wore a mohawk and didn't talk to anybody, I spent lunch in the library reading mechanical manuals and never hung out to talk to anybody and say "I gotta get going bro, I can't talk now".

Drama geek. I started the drama club at our school, starred in all the plays, directed some stuff and then got an award named after me.

people thought i was funny but kind of a douchebag.

i was the weird, silly, sometimes-gothy girl who liked rainbows, baked cookies for everyone, and gave everyone test answers because no one else read the damn books in AP english*
i never left my room, so lots of people thought i was a sad loser (i was, still am). guys either didn't speak to me or they just made crude comments about my boobs or asked for cookies. other girls, however, even the popular ones, thought i was funny, cute, and amusing. i didn't start getting really into anime until senior year, but EVERYONE always told me i looked like an anime character because of my clothes and obnoxious pigtails.
i'm shy, but i'd known some of these people for years, so i wasn't really afraid of them. a lot of girls and teachers described me as confident and not afraid to be myself. but i think that was just a nice way of saying "you're weird."

*otherwise, i was a slacker and took easy classes. got all As with no effort, but i went to a shitty public school so it doesn't actually mean anything. most high schools are fucking easy, guys - you're not special

I was that stranger mystery kid, who talks to a few people and makes statements aloud but in actuality nobody knows anything about him.

i was the annoying class clown that disturbed every lesson

Kid who never talked and got really good grades. When you expected him to do a presentation you thought he would stutter alot and shit but he was actually a real comedian and charismatic.

I had a few close friends that I hung out with often, but everyone was pretty friendly with me. Mostly known as the girl who got the best test scores and could give you the right answers on your AP English, History, whatever homework. Or as the one who would sit with the sports page every day and rant about my favorite hockey team's performance.

Went like this

New Kid -> Good Student -> Slacker -> Loser -> Who the fuck is that guy?

I swear to god, those last 2 years were a pain in the ass, on prom day I was like 'give me my fucking diploma and medal and I'll be on my way'

I was a kid everyone knew, who had lots of acquaintances and talked and hung out and was friendly to everyone in class and during lunch but then never went anywhere after school, was terrified of accepting invitations to parties out of fear everyone was being nice to him in order to trap him into some complex social trap so that he would be laughed at.

I grew up in the city all my life, then moved to a really small rural town with a HS of 300 or so people where everyone knew everyone. It was... overwhelming being recognized everywhere. I retreated into myself and was afraid to engage socially. When I went to college I opened up quite a bit in the huge, anonymous atmosphere of big state school.

Hello /r9k/, I am anon and I am socially retarded.

I was the guy who sat around with sunglasses on, spoke my opinions without giving a fuck what anyone thought, and usually backed my opinions up with research. as well as arguing them out in a levelheaded manner.
I had a reputation as a badass.

well
im currently in highschool. and its going like this:

started freshman year like "woo i wanna go to college!"
failed a few classes
smoked a ton of weed
did some other drugs i shouldnt have
started sophmore year lazy as ever
my only A is in gym and music
im dropping out the day i turn 16
yayyyy meeee

I am OP but in college.

I feel accomplished.

>>6522045
Oh, so you were the smelly goth kid?

Showed up late, left early, walked around behind building instead of going to the cafeteria, slept during class.

Had maybe one friend, and talked to no one regularly.

Smoked a fuckton of weed, drank myself stupid. The metalhead that always wore band shirts. The guy with the beard.

Fucking shit. I was the kid who did literally NOTHING through school, from around 2nd grade on. All I ever did was sleep in class, all day every day. Though I never did any work in class I'd still take the tests and pass like crazy, it made the teachers wat. I still ended up dropping out because I hated being there so much.
I had a group of friends, though I moved after 7th grade I'm still really good friends with two of them.
People say they'd go back and kick their selfsame in the ass telling them to do something, but I wouldn't, cause I know it wouldn't make a difference.

My life, yay?

>>6522928
What do you do now? That's the only way to get an accurate judge of your life

Buff tall guy who skips class, drinks, parties, and rides the only motorcycle to school.

>>6522965
Just about nothing, really. I got my GED after turning 16 and dropping out, applied at a ton of places, but no one has called back or anything. It's been a few years now, I'm 18, still living with my mom and just hanging out at friends houses everday. What else is there to say?

Also, I typed this on my iPod so it took forevar.

I was the kid who was friends with all the preppy kids in elementary school and then in middle school started to become friends with a different crowd and by high school I was sort of the middle man between several different cliques. Despite being socially retarded I went to all the parties and made a lot of friends. And smoked a lot of weed.

I was the silent outcast abused as punching-bag.

I was that kid who got good grades, messed around, and would do schemes and with with my friends.

tl;dr I am Zack Morris

>>6523070

You happen to be a floridafag? Sound exactly like someone I know.

People thought i was mean because i looked angry all the time, even though i wasn't.. :( felt bad man.

>>6523130
Close, but no. Washington, actually.

Played football, was actually one of the three captains. Smoked a lot of weed. Started drinking in 7th grade, and fell into some sort of alcoholism in my Senior year. Started drinking a couple fifths of vodka a night with several friends after a good friend of mine was killed in a car accident. Went to AP Art, never did shit and turned in a painting or drawing on the last day of the quarter or semester that blew my teacher's mind to save my grade. Haven't drawn or painted since high school. Was a good writer, and handled English, History, and Science classes with ease. Mathematics was my downfall. Argued with my religion teacher constantly, but he liked arguing so much I would get an A+ every time report cards came out.

I don't really think I fit into stereotypes.

Haha, I got Florida and California mixed up.

I was king of the dipshits (nerds). Now nerds run everything so its all good. Fuck you faggot jocks who thought you were better than us when you fagged off with each other in the shower, wrestling, playing football, boxing or some other useless faggotry. Just keep spending money on technology & services we invent. Nice beer gut & american car u faggot fucktards...

I was the gangly kid with a weird sense of humor and a tight clique of equally strange friends

I was the kid who played spades and yelled when i got good hands!

>>6523198
SPOILER: your boss will be a former jock that majored in business, who makes five times what you do, has a smoking hot wife and a hotter mistress.

>>6523198
Ah shit, Brohannisberg. You got us good. Knucks.

I was the kid who would do other people's homework but wouldn't do my own because I thought required homework was the stupidest fucking concept on the planet. Still do.

Teachers hated me because I could ace tests without paying attention in class at all, or doing any homework.
Principles hated me because I didn't apply myself enough to let them brag about me.

I was friends with everyone that was worth being friends with.
I had a few enemies, mostly the mouth breathers and the jocks who were dumb enough to try and question/argue with me.

I was the genius stoner, without ever being a stoner.
People still constantly think I'm high, because I have the mannerisms of a pothead, but I'm not.
And I'm cool with that.
Man.

I was the shy kid who smoked weed, played Lacrosse, and played videogames for hours. I was pretty popular due to befriending social butterflies, but I was awkward as fuck.

The skeptic who shat all over everyone's opinions and ideas. Was attractive, but gay.

I was the chubby long-haired unkempt smelly kid who cleaned up and lost weight after middle school and suddenly was pretty attractive but still carried a lot of the same insecurities and shyness regarding women

>>6523376

>Principles

I didn't know you could be hated by intangible concepts.

ITT, so-called "lazy geniuses" can't spell basic words.

You are not "lazy geniuses". You are just lazy.

>>6520238
This is true. So true I will be as painfully accurate and honest as I can.

I was the:
-loser
-kid everyone didn't like
-I had long hair but wasn't into metal
-I had one best friend and for a while, none.
-Everyone made fun of me. Most common insult: "faggot"
-Mediocre in classes
-Fixed teacher's computers
-Payed attention in classes
-Had a girlfriend for 8 months. We made out.
-Not fat, not tall, no short: just average
-Rode a motorcycle and still do
-First day of 9th grade I found out that I had died. Seriously, there was a rumor that I had died while riding my four wheeler. No one missed me.
-I did nothing after school.
-I played countless hours of Diablo 2. I wasn't any good.

The list goes on.

>>6520760
how am i a cartoon character for not taking ap classes? i think i'm missing something here.

I was the one who stole the cookie from the cookie jar

>>6523497
whatever, yo

This is 90% of this thread:

>GENIUS
>Didn't try in school
>No motivation
>Few friends
>Smoked weed
>Dropped out/slipping grades/skipped school because...
>"I just didn't give a fuck."

For self proclaimed geniuses, one would think the idea of delayed gratification, or at least motivation would be recognized.

>>6523573
or even if you meant my previous post. still missing the correllation

l was myself.

>>6523582
thats 90% of 4chan dude :| or at least r9k

Part time jockish swim team member, part time nerd having halo 1 16 people lan parties on weekends. Shit was so cash :(

I was a loner for most of high school. During lunch I'd go to the library or a classroom and pretend to do h/w, or walk halfway home then walk back to school. Home was too far away to walk to. It was like that until the middle of grade 11 when I started hanging out with a group of people, and grade 12 was a whole lot of weed smoking.

>>6523582
i'd like to add that it is SO EASY to get As in high school without trying. i slept in EVERY SINGLE CLASS. i had a 98 average (don't know the 4.0 scale).

i'd like to see you motherfuckers try to get all As without trying at my college.

I was an aloof and cool hot cute guy who never had a girlfriend because secretly had a crush on some cute boys on my class.

>>6523752
damn straight. i had a post up earlier in the thread, saying i slept in every class. i did so well in school because woke up for my tests, and i actually did most of my homework.

they dont really do classwork these days, and indeed, high school is too easy for lectures n shit to matter. try sleeping through college classes yo

was a quiet nerdy guy until about age 15 when i began being an alternative rocker type (this was the 80s) ,then i was a punk rocker and got respect from everyone ,except the teachers this is why i didn't finish high school

(i did end up with an MA in linguistics and a good job )

I started off as a fat, nerdy mallgoth kid who attempted suicide, but then left Catholic school, lost weight and became the cute, witty, long haired classic-rock druggie kid girls fawned over, but had a shit-ugly, emotionally disturbed girlfriend with a psycho mom he was faithful to.

Then I was the loser who couldn't graduate in time because of severe insomnia and depression following a stint as a hardcore tin-foil hat conspiracy theorist where I gained all of my weight back and dropped off the grid. Then, I graduated a relative unknown, without going to graduation or prom to blossom on my own, tabula rasa, in college and meet the love of my life.

>>6523582

this is me. Except I don't think I'm a genius, but there's no doubt that I'm smarter than average idiot. There are many people much smarter than me.

i too smoked allot of weed

yet i watched even more anime

but dont worry i didnt advertise my interests like a total faggot so i was fairly respectable and didnt really have any enemies

me? i went from being the kid from 7-10th grade was a great football player and very athletic to absolute drug addict in about a month. haha fuck tha world right? no but really, i failed the drug test at the beginning of the 11th grade season. anyway, straight a's, played cs 1.6 haha, got fucked up all the time with almost all groups of people in my class, and mostly everyone thought was a badass... i joined the army now i hate my life.

I smoked a lot of weed and became well known for it. It was a lot of fun but ruined my credibility with those who were known to be "smart". My halfway through my Junior year and my whole Senior year, I put on a front that I had "stopped", most of my cool and intelligent pothead friends had dropped out of school, the rest I never liked in the first place... and thus, I left them all behind.

Once I got to know and talk to the "smart" kids, I learned how dumb they were. They got good grades, but were just as ignorant and stupid as most of the retarded stoners I was friends with before. Thus, my about 1/3rd through my Senior year I just stopped caring about fitting in and making friends. I never got laid in High School, nor does it really make a difference to me. My Senior year I had some pretty good looking girls try the best they could to get my attention, but I didn't give a fuck because High School kids are stupid, retarded, and ignorant, and at that time I knew that. I would blow off most everyone who tried to talk to me unless they had something intelligent to say. God only knows why, but it was then and only then that people started respecting me. But I didn't care, because to this day I do not give a fuck about anyone's opinions or comments unless they are intelligent AND most of all NOT IGNORANT OR STUBBORN.

I am in college now, and I enjoy it a lot more. There are still a ton of people who think they are smart but are really just idiots, but I am loving the women. There are 5x more gorgeous women, and some of them are actually not retarded.

story of my life brah

damn, there are a lot of underachieving potheads contributing tonight.

>>6524695

Yeah I guess I'm not the only one. As it appears at least 80% of the /r9k/ users seem to be under the impression that they fit this profile....

I was the average funny guy who everybody liked. I was friends with everybody from jocks to goths to emos and the nerds, but preffered the company of the nerds over the others due to mutual interest. Good times.

ITT: Everyone thinking they're cold, collected, intelligent guy that no one really knew because they were so dark and mysterious, when really they were the loser who got average grades, was really annoying but thought they were witty and the only reason they were mysterious was because no one gave a toss about knowing them.

I was the shy kid who was friends with the cool kids in school but never hung out during their stoner sex parties because I had to be home at 11. When I turned 18( parents didn't care about me anymore) I went to one and found this hot naked chick passed out naked in the bathroom covered in jizz from at least 3 different people, and I put her in the shower and cleaned her off( first and last time I touched a boob ;_; ), and took her to an empty bedroom. Some girl saw me take her in there and thought I raped her and told everyone, then people stopped talking to me.

freshman and sophmore years: bitter asshole. fat. dirty as fuck

junior year: less fat. start dressing properly. nicer.

senior year: not fat. dressing pretty damn nicely. get friends, but high every day in classes, and obvious. i got As

>>6524807
>>6524807
Well yah, you deserve it.

>>6517108
my friend, im going through this right fucking now... shit sucks
feels bad man... up until 10th grade i was the slacker genuis type, really smart slept and drew all day... then after school would go out with other dumbasses and egg cars and smash shit with bats...

Artfag hackysacking orchestra kid. I was quiet and didn't really give a fuck most of the time, hung out with the AP stoner kids and made movies with my other friends. I ended up being voted a homecoming king candidate senior year. Had to do the whole parade/football game shabang lol

Well-known. Not exactly well-liked, but well-known.
Had a fair sizable group of people that I hung out with regularly, and had a shitton of acquaintences.
Some people thought I was a dick. In retrospect, I probably was, and probably still am. I like to make fun of people.
A lot of my friends called me a marshmallow though, because I actually care a lot about the few people I actually consider friends.

Also, metal-longhair-fag for 3/4 of highschool. Then I went to /fa/.
Stocky build, 1 girlfriend (mildly whorish), 1 on-off friend with benefit who I sort of ended up falling in love with over the years, before she moved to another country for school :(

Yeah, I was probably just another dude you knew in highschool. Nothing special. Although, I took college classes for half of the day at a local community college, so people came to me for homework help (biology/genetics/psychology related) often. I was the only person in my group of friends that knew what profession I was to go into, and actively prepared for post-highschool education in said field.

Tall bloke who looked like a rugby player but hung with the geeks at the library. Every year some of the teachers would sign me up for tryouts and I wouldn't show up, partly because I hate rugby, mostly because I would embarrass myself.

Well-known kid for being a loud class clown. Whether I was hated or liked, it doesn't really matter anymore. I had a lot of friends but I dropped out in 11th grade and took my GED.

Now I'm 20 years old and do literally nothing all day but talk to my high school friends over xbox live and play games all day. I have no job or girlfriend, but it feels good man.