Mai recieved a text, she stared at her phone for a while, i was extremely curious as to what those two were talking about, but i didnt say anything, privacy is privacy afterall, and i know better than to pry, if she wanted me to know, she would show me, sure enough she did, "'d'awww!" she exclaimed, "izzy is impressed"
"hah, why?"
"she asked for detail, i gave it to her! im not even sure you should read the reply!"
i smiled and scratched behind her ears, "thats totally upto you, i know a girl has to have a few secrets..."
she bought her shoulders up to meet my fingers, "tickles!"
she thought for a second, then showed me her phone, it read "to think a bloke would say those things these days, im glad he's making you happy mai, even if he does seem like a jessie boy, if you're happy, im happy ;) x"

>>6448634

Well I kinda lucked out on this one.

I caught you right before going out to the bar.

I'll archive this right now so I can view it tomorrow.

>>6448657

thanks man :) glad you're still enjoying the tale.

is this a draw fag thread or what?

>>6448678

no, its a steveandmai thread, you not been catching these? he's been doing this every night for almost a week!

well, atleast i knew i had her support now, and if mai was happy, so was i, i was so tired, the TV was lulling me to sleep, but i honestly didnt care, what i had accomplished tonight, for me, was monumental, id taken such a huge lunge forwards and i was determined to jeep fightling those old feelings and opening myself up to mai, they say love is giving someone your heart and trusting them not to break it, well as sad as it sounds, i thought i was short-changing mai, i was giving her my heart part-by-part, when she had obviously gave me hers in full, i wanted to make damned well sure i was careful with it, so i promised myself then and there i wouldnt back out, i wouldnt look back, i wouldnt second guess or stop trying, mai seemed to understand and i hoped she would take it easy with me, you cant rush healing afterall, even so i was determined to give her the affection she deserved, even if i wasnt quite ready for some things.

Fan art delivered, please excuse my lack of artistic talent.

seriously, if you have the threads, id really love it if you posted them.

>>6448807

lol thats cute! :) thanks!

i didnt expect there to be anything sexual going on that night, afterall we had only cemented the start of the relationship, and to be honest i really didnt want to move that fast, thanks to the past i knew the difference between making love and just making sticky bed sheets, and i wanted my first night making love to her to be truly special, i decided in my mind i would take it no further than showing signs of affection, nothing too sexual, i thought to myself "Even Mai can appreciate we're just started going out, if she did make a move, or will me to make a move, it wouldnt be a big one, i can relax", i continued brushing and drying her hair as she text Izzie, still looking at her phone, she said "its really lovely you doing my hair at night, it makes me feel like a princess"
i chuckled, it was endearing the way she said it "whatever makes you happy mai"
"do you like doing it? brushing my hair and drying it i mean"
"yeah, it makes you happy, in return it makes me happy"
"... you're soo... weird!"
"hah, i thought you were calling it special now"
"yeah but, do you seriously not expect anything in return?"
"... should i?"
"i dont know... maybe, probably...."
"fine... i expect you to be happy"
she put her phone down on the floor and looked up at me, and gave me a huge smile "your expections are too easy too steven"
"hahah, you think so?"
"yes!"
i smiled down at her, matching her eyes up with mine, i said "well... you think of something i should expect"
"... what about... this"
and she used her hands to bring herself up, tilted her head and kissed me, and held it until her hands got tired
"woah... spiderman kisses... ok yeah, when i dry your hair, i expect spiderman kisses"

lol if you're following, say something, i feel lonely typing this up with no chatter, just let me know you're in here.

lonely icelander here reading your story. reminds me of the good times (inb4 your hand) continue please!

>>6449142

something, now write.

>>6449252

do you have it all saved? i'm new to this story.

other threads

http://pastebin.com/f5756da78

>>6449274

bless you kind robot, i hope you're not athiest, i just thanked god for you and your story saving and link posting ways :)

>>6449142
This shit is getting to your head, I liked your story. Don't get cocky. It's starting to lose my interest, I don't see anywhere interesting this could be going. I hope you have a good conclusion to it all. Fuck you, keep typing.

I'm looking for last nights part. I missed it.

>>6449313

lol i apologise, i guess asking for people to acknowledge that they're in here is a little big headed, i'm sorry man, thanks for letting me know anyway. i'll continue.

I managed to read the first 3 paragraphs from the beginning of the story.

It's complete garbage. Painful to read.

is this real story or a fic?

>>6449314
read the thread bozo . Also steven better be writan his ass off

>>6448634
fucking faggot what is this soppy bullshit? steven and mai? moar like faggot and chink amirite?
well anyway fuck you and take your shit back to your blog or something you attention whoring mongloid

>>6449314
straight after the kiss under the moonlight? i really wish i could help you man, when i go to sleep i can hardly think straight and i usually just close my laptop lid and fall asleep, when i boot it back up it reloads the damned tabs and i loose everything, it also got a little confusing too as i opened up a new thread for the beginning of the next series of rather interesting events, that and some asshole started sage posting and i lost time on that waiting for him to get bored. hopefully someone will post it up, thanks for reading man. i appreciate yours and everyones patience with me and my writing, its really nice.

Steve needs to pound Mai's asshole. I bet that slut loves it rough.

Rule 34 on Steven and Mai

>>6449370

yes! i got to use it afterall! OP uses re-written rap song!

poor young troll sages and rages for fun?
didnt get hugs or kisses from your mum?
compensates by trolling an imageboard like a cunt?
[Yes its all true sir what am I on!?]
You sir are on SAGE syrum!
[Steven I'm so envious of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out
Why I'm saging and saying all these terrible, unfunny, childish and
Mean things, is my own insecurities!!]


You're just really jealous aren't you
Cause you, you just can't stand what I do
So instead of just not reading it
You sit around and spew
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a teenie, with a mild ADHD
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm writing slower than you wanna read
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a bored teenie, with a mildcase of ADHD

>>6449359
>>6449359
if its just a work of fiction i wont bother reading the archives
if its a real account of your life then i might

>>6449407
>mild case of adhd
i lold heartily but delivarOP

Reporting in.

Steveblocks.

she giggled "i can do that"
soon enough her hair was dry and she sat with me on the sofa, my arms wrapped around her, we were watching CSI Miami, a truly inferior show to NCSI and mocking it, but during the break i felt my eyes getting weary, i closed them and just listened to the TV, after a while i felt mai playing with my hands, she said "hey you... you cant fall asleep"
i didnt open my eyes, i said "why?"
"because you said i could take advantage of my new powers"
"... did i?"
"well, i said i would"
i smiled, "well nothings stopping you, knock yourself out"
she took my hand and placed it on her chest, she giggled monically "hows that!"
"nice...", i smirked "anything else?"
"hmmmmmm" she went, took that same hand, turned onto her side, and placed it on her bum and giggled again
"aaaand hows that?"
"... better", i could feel i had a real pervy grin going on, still i was feeling quice innocent here, she was the one moving the hand afterall, she started rubbing it around her toosh
"and that?"
"careful, you might awaken the dragon"
she laughed, "the dragon!?"
"yeah, the dragon, the king cobra, the milk spitting... trouser... my dick"
she laughed again
"what makes you think im not trying to?"
"... are you?"
"... maybe"

Stevenmai= twilight for guys

>>6449564

fembot here,
us too! keep going steve!

>>6449549
get on with it

get on with it blockz

>>6445225
jesus christ did your mom drop you when you were little or somthing?

This is really good, keep going

>>6449564
Yes it actually kinda is.....

i opened my eyes, she was looking directly at me, and very provocatively, she took her other hand that was on my chest and started slowly moving down my stomach and stopped at my naval (a naval is a bellybutton, right? ive always thought so), she gave me a look that said "should i?" i said "the dragons den... dont go teasing the dragon now, he'll get angry and breathe his hot milky love lotion at you"
she laughed out loud and flopped back down onto my chest "hot milky love lotion! my god you know how to kill a mood steve!"
"im serious, if you piss him off theres no telling how much lotion he'll cover you in! if you're gonna enter the dragons den bring an umbrella"

(if you guys were wondering, yes, i did that on purpose)

she laughed, "i was just fucking with you steve, we've only just became a couple"
"better change positions then, your cave of mystery is right above the dragons den, theres no telling what he'll do if he smells a meaty feast! he might fly up there and get stuck! health and safety would have a field day!"
she laughed "ewww, steve! dont be gross!""

>>6449724
wow fucking trolls stop ruining the fucking story omfg

practice makes perfect yes i can prove it

>>6449724

lol this was me, took the tag off to post in another thread for a sec, continuing.

Op i will shank you if you dont delivar moar

"do you really want me to change position?"
"nope"
"... good" she smiled and and wrapped her arms around my kneck again, admittedly, i was slightly turned on, so i asked a bold question.
"soo... can i rest my hands on your bum?"
"ooh i dunno, will i wake "the dragon"?"
"hah, i wouldnt worry, if the dragon wakes up ill think of vanessa feltz again, that usually tranqs him spark out"
"... vanessa feltz? that was the magic trick?"
"yeah, what did you think it was?"
"i thought atleast a man"
"no, that would be just like making the dragon watch trisha, slightly interested but always expecting something good to happen"
"... and you're your not gay?"
"the dragon would eventually get bored and go to sleep"
she gave me a funny look, took my hands, put them on her bum and wrapped them around my kneck again
"... the dragon..."
"stop thinking about the dragon! he'll know! he'l get excited!"
she giggled "shaddap! its back on, watch this knock-off and stop talking about dragons, its making me want to watch that shit film again"
"dungeons and dragons?"
"no, eragon"

i smiled, it was an awful film.

>>6449965
its so cheezy, do i have to look?

are the earlier threads archived anywhere? I'm sure the fellow anons who went on vacation like I did would like to catch up

after it finished we made our way into the bedroom, she got into bed and i sat at the piano and played one of my old favourite slow jazz pieces while she brushed her hair through and put it in a bobble.

after i finished mai was already settled in, it was odd, there was some immense sexual tension in that bad, we both lay there staring away from each other for a while, i genuinelt thought she was trying to fall asleep, but i dont quite know how to describe it, i just felt like there was something missing, i lay there and tried to figure it out, i thought "its not se, i dont wanna rush into that, but its not quote the same as it was before tonight either...--" i put my hand on my chest, it was beating deep and a little faster than normal,i turned over and stared at her. her eyes were closed, i thought "must just be me, guess i was expecting something for tonight or something... that isnt very like me, am i really?" i sat there running those questions around my head for a while, then mai flung her eyes open and turned to me.

did you really name your dick 'the dragon'

just whip it out bro

>>6449724
I lol'd. Keep it up.

>>6450087
Hey dude, just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy/look forward to these stories. Keep it up, and thank you.

>>6445225
Huh? This part makes no sense to me.

hey steve where do you live in the UK? I'd totally bro out with you

I LOVE YOU STEVE

we stared at each other for a second, she had a troubled look on her face, i thought "so its not just me then", then she began to speak:

"somethings weird"
"i know!"
"what do we do?"
".... .... dont know"
"me neither"
"pressure?"
"i dont know, do you feel under pressure to do something?"
"not sure"
"me neither"
"... ....the dragon." i said in a low. prophetic tone
"... what!?"
we laughed
"Mai, can i be totally honest with you?"
"yeah, go on"
"i REALLY want to... let the dragon into your cave of mystery, but i think its waaaay too early for that... i really want to get to know you and fa..."
couldnt say it, but you know what i wanted to say.
she smiled "yeah, same here steve... we should wait, i dont wanna rush this either, i want it to be really special, we'll know when its time"
"you sure?"
"yeah... ... ... for the record though, just because i dont wanna rush it, doesnt mean i dont wanna... you have no idea"
"yep same here"
"... WE are weird."
we both flopped back onto our pillows
"thats a little better, but something still feels weird"

How accurate is this?

>>6450308
btwiwiant. somebody draw the cave of mysteries

>>6450308
its wings are more spikey, think gothic, like demon wings, but other than that, you're right on the money :)

5min smoke break, ask me something if you'd like

>>6450283
>>6450185

thanks guys, and all who have posted their presence that i couldnt answer due to being behind on my post time, you're nightly bro-botting keeps me company and makes me smile, it also urges me to keep typing, thanks for letting me know.

I'm glad we encouraged you enough last night to keep on.

I've got all the unedited threads saved with everyone's responses. If anyone is interested give me details on where to upload them.

>>6450221

to be honest, it HAS to come up in the dialouge of this story, but im not even sure i should say it then :/ the internet is a fucked up place, and this is one of the worst places on the net, you guys so far know 2 names, mai being quite unique, if you ran it through a city directory im pretty sure you could narrow it down quite fast, so im not sure if i should out and say it in case someone decides to take it and run with t, if i do decide to say it, ill just come out with it, you'll definitely get to know my hometown pretty soon.

you know what, fuck it, ill give a clue, think of the major english cities, london, leeds, liverpool, manchester, birmingham, coventry, worcester, luton etc, i'm in one of those :) sorry i cant be more specific right now, but it is a big city with a greenbelt like the ones i mentioned above.

lol if you're good at accents you could probably tell by the language im using, just another little hint,

god i wished i lived in a hamlet right now, if anything at least there wouldn't be coppers outside my window, some stupid drunk twats started fighting in the pub down the road and they decided to pull up here :/ i can hear arguing outside.

continuing.

I've been reading this shit every night since day 1, and it's really gotten boring. You had my attention at first, but for the last several segments I've just been reading so I can know the ending. I hate leaving things unfinished, and I need to know how things end.

OP seems to have gotten a little pretentious, and needs to stop attention whoring and get to the fucking point.

>>6450564
DO NOT FUCKING TELL YOU SHITTY BASTARD. WHILE YOU MAY THINK WE ARE A BUNCH OF NICE GUYS, REMEMBER WE SHARE THIS SPACE WITH RETARDS AND FAGS. DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKE DOUCHEBAG, JUST GET ON WITH THE STORY

caps is for attention and you are breathing manually.

sincerely, fellow anon's

>>6448634
dont give your details here. you are asking for trouble if you do.

I already found you. But Im a fan. so dont worry.

never heard of you before, didn't even read the story - only the first few sentences.
but just the fact that you are making a thread like this makes you a huge gigantic faggot

seriously

>>6450659
And yet, he has a girlfriend.

>>6450564
How would you pronounce Birmingham?

>>6450563
http://pastebin.com/, if you dont mind :)

we looked into each others eyes and started smiling, i took mai's hand and placed it over my heart "his... this will belong to you one day, all of it" she smiled and moved a little closer to me, i moved her hand up to touch my lips wth her finger tips an said "this already belongs to you" she scrunched her nose at me and giggled, then moved a little closer again, then, with my other hand under the covers i took her other hand and placed it on my crotch "you'll co-own this one da to, his name is dragon, he likes warmth, women, and caves"
we both started laughing, then she took my hand on the duvet and placed it on her lips. "yours...", she moved it under the covers and placed it on her heart "one day fully, part-owned", then she took the hand under the duvet that i used for the crotch nit and placed it on a breast, and moved the one on her heart to cup the other breast "yours", moved one hand down to her bum "yours on probation" and then moved it to her crotch "dragons holiday home... needs a love glove on to enter"

we both broke into laughter after that, and we sealed it with a long deep kiss "... so... those the new rules?"
"yeah, you happy with them?" she smiled and pulled me in closer to her "absotively", with that i rolled onto my back and with her ontop we made out for a while, the dragon woke up again, but we ignored his angryness, and after a while, we settled into each other and fell asleep wrapped in each others arms, with the dragon re-arranged facing down away from the cave of mystery.

>>6450761
you both are such IMMENSE faggots. Get us to the next day please!!

>>6450633
>>6450639

lol id never give away too much, but thanks for your concern guys :)

>>6450729
how would i pronounce it? "Be--r-min-g'em"
remember i moved to where i am now, so i dont quite have the accent of this place :) still if you guess ill be suprised.

>>6450761

When I say I have the threads saved, I mean the actual pages.

>>6450873

You from Bristol?

this thread better be alive in the gmt morning else we will have a spotty story

>>6450713
lies. OP is a faggot.

Seriously, first you tell the story for 5 days about how you "overcame your past" and kissed this bitch. Who had kissed you while you were sleeping but you were too pussy to do anything.

And that story was supposed to make everyone "HURR DURR CRY OP IS GREAT". What happened to your AMAZING plot twist OP?

And then now you're telling some faggot shit about you not wanting to fuck her and dragons and shit. Dude you just made dragons gay. The fuck is that shit?

Get over yourself and to all the other "brobots" circle jerking this shit story, well, THIS IS FUCKING WHY THEY CALL US /R9GAY/.

The bitch wanted to sex your dragon and you didn't.
Wow.


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>>6450976

you actually made me smile :) i established there is a twst, there is drama etc, its just not come to it yet, chill out man, ill get to it! i was asked to proceed chonologically, right now we're at babysteps, im showing you how the relationship slowly developed and making sure to add in key points and reinforce the base of the story so i dont confuse people later, plus the detail is for someone other than bro-bots so i said i will take my time.

again if you dont like this part, you really dont have to read it, im not forcing you to do anything, hide this thread if you want, i dont wanna piss anyone off, but i wont sacrifice quality and detail to rush the story along for the impatient, i wrote up a little of my past today, im not sure if the thread is still alive but you can read that if this part is boring you right now, it shows you a little about WHY im doing the things i do, not even mai will get to read that part, if you read it you'll know why, check it out by all means in the mean time if you want :) try to chill man, and thanks for reading.

Army of sage unite.
There will be no sex in his posts ever.
Why? OP is too much of a fucking pussy.


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In vertebrates, mucus is a slippery secretion produced by, and covering, mucous membranes. It is a viscous colloid containing antiseptic enzymes (such as lysozyme) and immunoglobulins that serves to protect epithelial cells in the respiratory, gastrointestinal, urogenital, visual, and auditory systems in mammals; the epidermis in amphibians; and the gills in fish.

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Ho hum.

Anti-sage.

time for scat

Ah the kids are back with their sages.

>>6448634
need a link to your other bread. Christ OP, you wanna let us know when you add some backstory!

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>>6450915

could you copy and paste the text from the saved pages to pastebin? ill edit it when i wake up, thanks alot for saving the pages, it looks like you've been following from the start, thank you so much for being here following this, it means alot to me :).

and to the post before, lol /Our9Kay/ feels better :)

after that night, the relationship blossomed. work days continued as normal and we spent the night at each others places almost constantly, we bought the NCIS boxsets and took it in turns watching them at each others places and copying the DVD's and making up a complete discography for each other, with 50% copies, 50% originals, we also started going out to the movies when pocket and time allowed and drastically cut our heating and electricity bills by taking it in turns equally, giving us much more money to blow on things for each other, time went by fast and soon enough we entered spring, the weather started getting warmer, blossoms came out on the tree's and warm weather gear was put away reading for well... now

(im wearing a scarf and coat while typing, i said in the other post money is tight, no heating for me past 10, grr!)

and so the rather interesting series of events began, the first one on exactly 11th of march, :) here is where we begin the new segment of the story.

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HELL YES INTERESTING SERIES OF EVENTS

GO OP
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Also it's incredibly easy to just block images from this thread.
Just saying.

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can you give us a link to that past of yours? i missed it :(

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poor broken troll sages and rages for fun?
didnt get hugs or kisses from your mum?
compensates by trolling an imageboard like a cunt?
[Yes its all true sir what am I on!?]
You sir are on SAGE syrum!
[Steven I'm so envious of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out
Why I'm saging and saying all these terrible, unfunny, childish and
Mean things, is my own insecurities!!]


You're just really jealous aren't you
Cause you, you just can't stand what I do
So instead of just not reading it
You sit around and spew
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a teenie, with a mild ADHD
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm writing slower than you wanna read
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a bored teenie, with a mildcase of ADHD

see if you're gonna sage, be clever about it :) entertain while you think you're being a pain, and again, thanks for following :) also, i hear most scat porn is made with chocolate moose, food colouring and corn, i hope its true, otherwise its just gross :( poo has germs in it! its been in your bum!

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>>6451358
>>6451264

>>6447366

here, my sex-focused school days, gasp in horror of my raunchy awkward past :)

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STOP GETTING DISTRACTED, STEVE

KEEP WRITING

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>>6451403

I couldn't care less about your sex life

Write some mai/steven sex fiction on the side

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>>6451281

Clarify something for me Steve: you want everything written in those threads, whether it's by you, the trolls, the peanut gallery, or anyone else? The entire thread verbatim?

I'll see if I can have it up sometime tomorrow evening your time (GMT -6:00 here).

sherlock-bot

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sorry for the slowposting, im bloody cold, continuing.

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>>6451510

yes please, i dont want to put you through too much trouble, if you wanna just cpoy and paste the pages in, ill copy it all and edit it all out for everyone, it'll be much better than begging for people to post for those who'd missed some day after dat when i begin writing, thanks, and sorry for the trouble in advance,

also, i commend you again on your peceptiveness :) you really called my number, i was trying to make it as lesser obvious as i could while still letting everyone know what they were doing, whether it be art, troll, peanut etc, it was all going to be used for something

(well, apart from the trolls, that was for my own entertainment, heh :] )

i got up to an awesome wednesday morning, i never mentioned before, but i put my phone under my pillow with the alarm on vibrate so i dont wake mai.

i opened my eyes to see my beautiful little angel asleep facing me, the sun broke through my thin curtains just enough that the light caught her face in a rather beautiful way, it was certainly a lovely sight to see when you wake up, i noticed the duvet had fallen a little, exposing her new "steve's place" pyjamas i got her not too long ago, incidentally, powerpuff girls, they suited her well, i sat up, stretched, and stroked the stubble we had been "experimenting" with, i was trying to proove designer stubble wasn't sexy, her views were different, my arguement was designer stubble only works on models, and only if it was dark, and mine was bright blonde like my hair, which you really couldnt see at all unless the sun caught it, i proceeded to creep to the shower and went through the normal routine, went back into my room, got dressed for work, and sat down and chillaxed watching jeremy kyle with milky coffee (i had been converted, milk makes it weaker, but weaker isnt always a bad thing), when the time came i grabbed my bag and keys and made for the door, going into her place, i quietly placed a small bar of dark chocolate on the kitchen counter, and on the whiteboard, i wrote "good for the heart, good for the soul :) see you tonight xXxXxXx - Steven" and with that i chipped out the door and into my car and set off for work with a huge smile on my face, not needing the heater on, seeing the sun calmly rise, i thought "aww yeah... another beautiful day".

>>6451585

It's no problem at all. I'm just going to Ctrl+a, copy, and paste. Part I and II I didn't get saved until after they 404'd (I thought they might have 404'd so I copy/pasted url into new tab so I wouldn't lose the story) and as a result I don't have any of the images posted in them. I have all the images posted in parts 3-5 and thread 6.

Pic is images saved.

Do you have the thread from earlier about your past? Not a creep, just been enjoying the story.

sherlock-bot

>>6451250

What is the source on this?

>>6452015

lol here you go :)

>>6447366

enjoy, and its not creepy to read it, it is creepy to fap to in :( read the comment at the bottom of the thread, my memory now has a cumstain on it, not cool.

I'm currently reading over the stuff in the pastebin link posted above somewhere. It annoyingly teeters from feeling trite/cliche at some parts to being adorable/interesting at others.
Also, first few paragraphs were kinda hard to read.

>>6452056
HAH, sorry. That's also me. If it makes you feel better, I never came because my fapping was interrupted.

>>6452056

Why was your trip changing throughout the thread?

>>6452234

Nevermind

roboborolox

>>6452161
for some reason, it kinda does... thanks for letting me know man, that was nice of you :)

i rocked my piece of shit car to work, where my "boss lady", Katie, welcomed me with an angry face, "You, in my office, right now please" with that same smile i followed her into her office and took a seat in the coveted "You're so fucking sacked" chair, she walked in and sat down at her desk, she stared at me for a second, then proceeded

"So... Steven, your temporary contract is up tomorrow"
"indeed it is boss lady"
"how did you like working here..."
"well, katie, i can call you Katie can't I?"
"no"
"Well katie, my co-workers were a bunch of mindless, lifeless zombies, the work was unchallenging and to be frank, tedious, the office was cramped and lifeless, the management was... pretty, yet strict, and the coffee was fucking terrible"
"hmm, yes steven, please try to refrain from making unsavoury comments in this meeting.
"sorry katie"
"and stop calling me by my first name"
"sorry katie"
"ugh... ...and how do you think you performed?"
"well, considering a large portion of the work in this department no doubt winds up on my desk, i think i performed quite amicably, absolutely within the perameters of my contract, work always on time and of high quality, i honestly dont think i can be faulted on that front"
"mmm, mmhmmm, and, if you have any, do you have any final comments you wish to make, bearing in mind they could affect how this company see's you, and taking into consideration, further employment with us"
"now i dont think thats fair"
"please, in your own time Mr. xxxxxxxx"
"well... considering further employment prospects, i would say working here has been fucking awful and id rather cut my genitals open and splash vinegar into the wounds before clicking "send CV" on a position on a job board to work here again"

more story please :3
cuddly love is cuddly

>>6452383
If that's verbatim, that's pretty fucking classic.