watch out for black people, especially if they're your friends

Don't peel a banana from the stem end.
Pinch the non-stem end between two fingers and squeeze and the skin will break.
This stops the problem of the stem snapping off if the banana is slightly green, and is by far the easiest way to peel a banana.

Banana skins in cartoons are portrayed this way (peeled to the stem, rather than from the stem) because that's how monkeys do it, and monkeys figured out the most efficient mode of peeling ages ago.

>>6401134

I'm going to be incredibly pissed if this is actually true.

THAT DAMN MONSTER HAUNTED MY DREAMS

Shower sex sucks.

You know how boxers catch on your legs when you get out of the shower?

That, except your penis in a vice.

Looks do matter.

Yeah, but I think then there get to be multiple monsters out to get you

>>6401134
I don't fucking believe that.

No one escapes him.

Also the xkcd guy commonly adds girls into his comics doing nerdy or intellectual type things that girls ordinarily never do. I think he does this in some weird way of trying to reach out to females.

>>6401179
>fuck you robot

While we're on the subject of things that should be common knowledge, you aren't supposed to shower in your boxers.

>>6401199
i believe he was referring to putting them on afterwards

>>6401195
Seriously, girls never have thoughts that deep or play games like that the way guys do.

If you're on a budget, you can turn ramen into a more hearty meal by adding a fried egg or two.

If you're picking up a pizza for carryout, you can usually get away with asking for a couple of free sauce containers.

>>6401179
what? so you either a) wear your boxers in the shower or b) put on boxers without drying yourself

>>6401195

We need to find someone with a copy of the game to test this out.

>>6401217
I knew someone would reply this way.

I didn't say that no girls do that. I said that they usually don't. The amount of girls he has doing these things in his comics is unrealistic.

>>6401195
Notice that the girl usually looks the same. It's his imaginary ideal woman, named Megan.

>>6401232
you can download it free on the internet, but the page seems to be down at the moment. anyone out there running windows 3.1?

>>6401246
i wonder if he has a girfriend or wife

>>6401246
I thought this might be the case. Still, i think it fits my theory.

how to hook a game system/dvd player/blue ray player/computer to a tv

my roommate does not comprehend that his monitor does not have a YWR port so he can not plug his PS2 into it and his mac doesn't have a capture card

he's asked me 5 times so far the exact same thing

>>6401242

I think he's just doing it to be politically correct. Kind of like how every third stock photo model is black, despite black people only being 12% of the population.

The sun is a star.

I really thought this was common knowledge until I went to University and none of the women on my floor knew it.

>>6401268

He's had at least two girlfriends that I know of. I vaguely know his ex from a little over a year ago. She says he's boring in person.

>>6401319

Sometimes it's not that people don't know, it's that they forget. Apparently a physics professor answered the question, "Which is the closest star to Earth?" incorrectly on some TV show. He said Proxima Centauri.

>>6401134

..What is this that I'm reading.....I .... I don't even!

>>6401347
>>6401319

Oh, and while on this subject:

People apparently don't know there is only one Solar System.

>>6401156

Just tried this, you ruined my banana.

>>6401319
i think they were just retards then.

>>6401359
best be trollan

I always thought the moon only appeared at night.
Then one day I saw the moon in the middle of the day and I almost fell off my bicycle. They really should have thaught us that in school.

>>6401328
>boring in person
Doesn't surprise me. How do you know her? Are you an internet celeb too?

Philips head: +
Flat head: -

Righty tighty lefty loosie

Open the bathroom door handle with paper towel, hold it open with your shoe, throw the paper towel away, walk out

When using a condom, never try to fuck her if you aren't fully erect. If you do it will slip off your semi-hard dick inside her and then you'll have real problems.

Put your alarm clock far away from the bed so you have to actually get out of bed to turn it off

>>6401359
You're retarded, other stars are Suns and have their own solar system.

While people think of Sol (our star) as "THE SUN", there are actually millions of suns. And by millions, I mean a lot more than millions.

>>6401359

Oh anon, you're so funny.

>>6401319
i'll throw in a few more astronomy things.

If the moon were oribiting the sun rather than the earth, it would be big enough to be considered a planet.

The moon is about 20 times more massive than all of the asteroids in the asteroid belt combined. This means that they're really very spread out, and nothing like an "asteroid field" is typically depicted in movies or video games.

>>6401391

No, they don't have their own "solar systems," they have their own star systems. There's only one Solar System because there's only one Sol.

>>6401250
find the torrent for BOWEP
best of windows entertainment package
got it IRL - on a single floppay

Tried pressing "F" during skifree.

I just trucked past the yeti with no effort.

I am raging very hard right now for not knowing this years ago.

>>6401347
They had no idea. They asked me if astronauts could hold the little white stars in the sky in their hands when they went into space afterwards.

3 drinks an hour: super power

4 drinks or more: on the fucking floor

>>6401405

TL Note: Sol means Sun.

Periods go at the end of sentences. Capital letters at the beginning.

>>6401405
2/10

>>6401423
I just can't believe this.

>>6401423

Oh wow.

How can anyone be that stupid

I dont even

What

blockkkkks

>>6401438
cool fragment bro

>>6401432

There's only one Sun. There are countless stars, but there is only one Sun.

Saying there's millions of suns is like saying the Earth's population is currently 6.7 billion Daves.

>>6401444
>>6401432
>>6401391

Am I being trolled, is that what's happening?

>>6401462

If a star has a bunch of planets orbiting around it, its a fucking sun. Dave is a human but there are millions of Daves because they do whatever it is that makes them Dave and not Bill.

>>6401451
The dorms were filled with snotty rich bitches who had parents paying for them to stay there.

I, on the other hand, took out a huge ass loan to live there so I could get out of my abusive home and focus on school.

They all thought I was some sort of freaky killer genius, because my side of my dorm room was decorated with nerdy things and I NEVER talk. I just sit there and people watch with zero emotion on my face.

It is impossible to move your head back and forth while your mouth is wide open.

>>6401472

No, but you ARE a gigantic faggot.

Ein Sol, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer!

>>6401489
"The Sun is the star at the center of the Solar System."
-wikipedia

The Sun is the name of a single, specific star.

>>6401496
You only said that to make me do it and look retarded.

Fuck you.

>>6401496
I had to try it. How did I not previously realize the limits of my neckal musculature?

>>6401489

Even if you were right, there's still only one star called Sol, ours. So there can't be more than one Solar System, because there's only one star called Sol.

>>6401510
...Am I doing something wrong? Because I can do it...

>>6401523
i can too. maybe you can't do it if you're fat?

your = possessive
you're = you are

their = possessive
they're = they are

>>6401523
SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY. I AM A DOCTOR AND I KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO SUCH A THING WITHOUT BEING SERIOUSLY BROKEN IN THE NECKAL MUSCULATURE.

>>6401134
Skifree, the only game where you can type FFFFFFFFFFFFFF- ad nausium and win.

Some thing most people don't know:

If your hand is bigger than your face, you'll get cancer.

>>6401496
>>6401496

That is the motion for sucking a dick. asshole!

>>6401544
Really? ... OW! WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?

Lose=I have lost something
Loose=My gf's pussy was already loose

and

Bare=Be naked with me plz
Bear=Reveal/"bear arms"/holy shit look at that animal

>>6401544
you idiot, that only works in person, because you then slap them in their face with their own hand

>>6401534

Great, another troll. Don't listen to this guy. Apostrophes indicate possession.

It's/They're/You're/Her's = possessive.

>>6401506
>>6401510
>>6401523
>>6401527

You realise all just gave the air a blowjob. How the fuck did nobody notice this either before or after trying that?
Further proof all of 4chan has never had its dick sucked.

>>6401400
>>6401400
The moon does orbit the sun.

>>6401558
troll troll is troll; can't understand jack fuckin' shit.

>>6401570
right, but i mean orbit the sun independantly of the earth. smartass.

>>6401558
bad grammar is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd

The word 'bed' actually looks like a bed. Your mind has now been blown.

>>6401585
from that definition, do objects in Lagrange points orbit the central body independently?

after all, they do not orbit the secondary body by any measure. i'm most interested in the L1, and L2s as they are out of orbit for their speed.

they obviously aren't truly independent, as they are dependent on the second body to remain there, but is there a better word than simply Lagrange point for that?

>>6401607
Holy testicle Tuesday. Would you look at that.

>>6401544
lol. fell for this in 6th grade. my nose hurt all day.

>>6401607

What the ass?!

>>6401627
That's a good point, and honestly i'm not sure. If you were to move mars to one of earth's lagrange points, i guess it would still be a planet.

>>6401489
>>6401489

bitches don't know 'bout my Fomalhaut b, first planet in the Fomalhaut System.

pic related

>>6401657
i don't know off the top of my head, but i've got to assume that mars is outside the ratio of whats possible to be placed in the earth Lagrange orbit.

which doesn't help us at all if we, say, put it into Jupiter's.

>>6401657
No, it'd be a moon of earth because it'd be orbiting the Earth. Most likely though, they'd form into some crazy binary planet system because they're so similar in mass. Like Pluto/Charon.

Also, there is no difference between a moon, planet, and star other than size and position of orbit. Your mind has just been blown.

>>6401558

you are an idiot. they are for contractions also. moron

>>6401134
IS THIS FUCKING TRUE OR NOT?

I NEED TO KNOW

>>6401686
no, stars have internal fusion occurring, planets do not. If 2 stars (or more) are orbiting each other, then it's a multi-star system, not a star system with star-like planets.

>>6401686
Oh, and some moons would not qualify as planets. For example, mars's moons. They are not large enough to be round under their own gravity, and they would be considered mere asteroids.

>>6401713

The definition is "13 Jupiter masses". If an object emitting electromagnetic radiation gets large enough, it's arbitrarily classed a star. Lol, brown dwarfs.

Jupiter emits more light than it receives from the Sun anyway.

>>6401724
Oh, you fucking get what I meant. Phobos and Deimos were asteroids captured in Mars' orbit, they don't count.

>>6401686
lagrange orbits don't orbit the local body, they orbit the large one.

it's most obvious if we put something into the L3 L4 or L5 points, simply for distance.

in this example, the sun is yellow, the earth blue, and where we'd be placing the moon is one of the little green dots.

>>6401737
ah yes, brown dwarfs, of course

>>6401695
Yes.

Works for a few seconds until the second one gets you.

>>6401747

Oh right. I'm tired.

Well in that case the Earth wouldn't have "cleared the path" around its orbit (which is the main reason Pluto isn't a planet anymore) but eh.

OK

Looks like a sideways stick-man, doesn't it?

>>6401748

Uhh... that's racist. And they like to be called "little people."

>>6401787
this almost makes me wonder what cleared the path means, jupiter has substantial debris in its L4 and L5 points (the trojan asteroids)

fascinatingly, while looking it up, i've found that there are actual lagrangian moons in the L4 and L5 points of saturns larger moons. they're also known as trojan moons, after juipter's trojans.

following the convention, you could actually have something called a lagrangian planet. or possibly a trojan planet.

I met a girl who was a senior in highschool who thought falling stars were literally stars. She actually seemed to get a little pissed when I said what they really were, as it clouded her whole view on the "wishing upon a star" disney jew magic.
She's in college now

>>6401868
walt's frozen head is spinning in its cryogenic freezer hearing you call it jew magic.

>>6401841

everything is orbiting.

Those trojans orbit moons, which orbit planets, which orbit stars, which orbit in galaxies, which form superclusters which form great walls.

So far we can just see the universe expanding, but I wonder if it's all orbiting around a massive center. Yeah, it sounds a bit hokey but I wonder sometimes, what we're all orbiting around.

It's duct tape. It's not duck tape. There is a brand of duct tape called Duck Tape. But the material itself is not called that. It is ducT tape. With a T.

>>6402439
That's actually historically speculative. Duck tape was actually originally developed for use in World War II and it has been claimed that it originally got its name as duck tape from the soldiers (them saying it kept water out like... well, like water off a duck). If true, this was long before it found application in duct use. Though many doubt the legitimacy of this, claiming it was just called cloth tape in WWII.

>>6402439
duct tape makes no scene except as a corruption of duck tape, as it was originally designed in WWII to be waterproof (ducks like water, i'm sure you can see the connection) and frankly, does a miserable job of connecting ducts. (what you want is metalized tape)

post war, people were like duck tape, for what, taping ducks together? and thought that it must be duct tape, as it is a similar word, and sounds like a legitimate use.

>>6402464
>>6402478
Calling bullshit on this.

Soldier sees tape for the first time, thinks "LOL IT'S LIKE A DUCK", yeah right.

If you put hand sanitizer on bird shit, it will not clean nor sanitize it. I have seen people do this with an assortment of messes.

>>6402545
You mean like the oils on the ducks feathers to keep the water off of it?

>>6402545
and that reaction is exactly why its been corrupted into duct tape.

read an actual history, and you'll see.

i'll make it easy
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=duct+tape+history

>>6402585
I'm saying the immediate association of a "duck" isn't entirely realistic.

>>6402672
When I see a rooster, the 'immediate association' I get isn't some dude's dick.

They would have used this tape under some generic name for a while, noted it's waterproof tendencies (rather a focus when you're in wet trenches) and hence been like 'duck tape' due to waterproof.

No, not the first fucking time they saw it, but it doesn't have to be.

get ready for the biggest mind fuck of your life. write or type OK then look at it sideways. fucking perfect stick figure.

>>6404731

Nah, head's too big. oK

>>6404731
OK
bed

It's okay to lay a little kid out on a bed.

it's duct tape because it's used for sealing the seams on heating ducts

>>6404865
that's impossible... it makes too much sense

>>6401660
Sorry for not knowing much about other planets/solar systems/galaxies, but what the hell am I looking at?

The sky is blue because of the oceans

Most plants are green due to photosynthesis

There is no sound in space. All those epic space battles are lies

You can survive in space for 15 seconds without a space suit as long as you don't hold your breath. And unconscious person could survive in space without a space suit for several minutes.

>>6406007
>unconscious person could survive in space without a space suit for several minutes.

How and why?

>>6406007
lol don't think so
it's too fucking cold out there

>>6406007
>The sky is blue because of the oceans
http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

>>6406041
A concious person could survive about 15 seconds before losing consciousness from the lack of oxygen provided their were no attempts made to hold air in your body. Any attempts to do so would cause oxygen to expand and rupture your lung tissue, forcing fatal air bubbles into your blood vessels and ultimately heart and brain. Someone who fell unconscious from the lack of oxygen would last for a few minutes more before dying completely from asphyxiation or the effects of the pressure reduction due to the complete vacancy of air in the body.

>>6406195

Actually the cold of space is the least plausible cause of death. The cold wouldnt cause too much harm in just 15 seconds, even if you encounter the very lowest temperatures in space. That's because heat leaves the body very slowly in a vacuum. The more likely damage would be a "space hickey" which is swelling and bursting of the skins small blood vessels, which would look more like the effects of freeze drying a wart than a case of frostbite.

>>6406304

Ugh keep getting muted. Replace their for there

Satellites orbiting the earth arn't floating around the earth, they're falling, but because of the speed they're travelling they have nothing to fall into, so keep going round and round...