I would be at home or non-existent because the holocaust never happened
Your move, Sherlock.

Male 24.
All of these people are shit.
I'd rather die slowly of disease then work with any of them.

Nice idea though. to who ever thought it up.

>>632008

>implying I was referring to the Holocaust

There WERE concentration camps. Even Charlie Chaplin knew that. Whether there were extermination camps or not is debatable.

Wolfert, Respuciah, Bruno

Only good answer

no Shaniqua option? don't tell me there were no sassy black women in the concentration camps.

shit list, not choosing

My Japanese heritage would save me from that camp.
I can walk out of there as free as a mofo.

>>632060

Respuciah is the Shaquina option, since Shaquina is not even a sperm yet.

>>632084

sorry, i'm embarassed now. i didn't even read the descriptions, i just saw there was no shaniqua. in this case, Respuciah x3

Liesl Helga & Ruth.
4some till death in Braunhirsch

>Ezekiel
>Zarek
>Loeb

Sneak plans to Zarek by getting Ezekiel to convince Loeb to turn a blind eye to us, on one of our forced marches, Zarek and his troops will create a diversion, Loeb will pretend to be distracted, and let the group hes watching escape, me and Ezekiel will in the middle/side of the group, so we have a buffer of people to block us from gunfire. We will meet up with Zarek and [depending on how he feels, Loeb] in the woods, where we will travel out of Germany.
As we reach the border of Germany, Zarek will be pressuring us into joining his faction, I will use Loeb as our German intermediate and I will report Zarek to the local SS, in return for a hefty reward. We will abandon camp and use our reward to leave Germany and use my share of the money to start a new life.

Loeb
Grzegorz
Helga

19/M

We exchange Loeb's intelligence and information, and make a rudimentary copy of his map to the Polish resistance (using Grzegorz) in exchange that the Polish resistance will attack one week later and provide us with a Jeep and driver on the opposite side from where they are attacking. We use the midnight attack as a detraction, kill any guards who are between us and the Jeep, and then drive until we reach the north edge of Poland, where we travel quickly by boat (paid for by either selling the Jeep, or Loeb paying because he had a wage as a guard) to Norway.

Once in Norway we send a letter to Helga's mama explaining the situation, who sends us money which we used to pay the Norwegian resistance to bring us to Britain!

>no shaniqua

I'll take the gas chambers.

>>632264

see

>>632084

lrn2read

Have bruno retard charge the front gate, with shananauniqueya providing amusing commentary. Guards scared/confused/amused for maybe a minute as they try to subdue the pille-o-bricks retard. Put Helga in backpack (she is 7 so she probably weighs 50 lbs). While a heavy substitute for a flesh light, she can be useful fo food. Escape out back.
Profit.

>Implying my blonde hair blue eyed catholic ass would get sent there

OP, whoever you are, these threads you make are fucking GREAT. I love you. Keep it up.

fucking lol'd at respuciah
love the call-backs you do to the zombie one, op

I like the concept, but the characters are pretty unbalanced.

Male, 21. I take Leob, Liesel, and Respuciah. The plan: 1. fuck Liesel, 2. tell Respuciah the guards have been saying her hair is ugly. Her sassy outrage will be our distraction, 3. sneak out in whatever clever way Leob thinks will work, he's the guard, he knows better than I do

>>632613

or Loeb, or whatever the fuck

>>632481

yea i agree i dont really give enough fucks to play along but i find these threads very fucking amuseing

keep it up OP