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10/21/09(Wed)12:47:26 No.5932559-Sometimes
we don't want to vent. We are raised to "be strong" (well, those of us
who aren't pathetic ronery thread dwellers) and sometimes we just want
to deal with it internally.
-Sometimes we dont' want to be
bothered. We just want to sit around and play the vidya. That doesn't
mean we don't love you with all our hearts, it just means that we like
our personal time as well.
-No, we are not always lying when we
say your ass doesn't look too big, or that we think you're beautiful.
Yes, sometimes we lie to spare your feelings, but we wouldn't be dating
you if we didn't find you legitimately hot. If you are chubby, that
just means your boyfriend is a chubby chaser. Most guys would rather be
alone than settle for a pig.
-We want you to be part of our
interests. Make a date out of doing something we like. Let's go to the
gym together, or play a video game together, or play an instrument
together, etc. Yes, we can sometimes tolerate sitting on the couch with
you watching reruns of Golden Girls, but if you do it too often we will
have a fucking aneurysm.
-We all want to be big and strong somewhere deep down inside (except for traps, I guess). Compliment and encourage us.
-Don't
always fake it during sex. If you fake it, we don't know that we did
anything wrong, and therefore we never learn. We want to please you,
and unless our dick is 3" erect we are biologically capable of doing
it, if you only give us a little guidance.
-Getting teased can
be fun sometimes, but not all the time. Make it lead up to a release.
Anticipation is sexy; blue balls are not.
-Share your kinks with
us. We are dirty just like you. If we've fucked, we know that you like
sex, and there's no hiding that there's a pervert inside you somewhere.
We don't have some delusion that you are a puritian goddess. Let
yourself go and give in to your desires in bed. We love new positions,
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