Of course you would say that. You have an eight incher.

If you were a 5 incher like me you would understand.

I think the whole point is you have to be charming and good looking to even get them near your dick, then keep them there with it.

Its not important at all, girth is what matters.

>>5825231
your quite right, there is no benefit, infact there's a number of down sides, one of which is you can go to deep without hurting them. which is fucking hard to keep track of when your both getting really into it :/

i have a respectable pecker and it just languishes in my pants, unused

>>5825249

lulul. I hate 5 inchers complaining about their AVERAGE PENISES. Try having a 3 incher like me and then THINK about complaining, you assholes.

muteblox

Large penises definitely benefit you when you've slept with a few people: the word gets around. Seriously.

>>5825249
I still say I'd take a chiseled face and five inches over eight inches. I'm pretty confident even as a virgin that the penis size would make no damn difference in anything, compared to how helpful in not just relationships, but life in general if I had more notably positive aesthetic features instead of one hidden within my pants that only applies to sex (if even).

In reality an 8 inch cock is exceptionally large

Stop watching so much porn.

>>Seriously, I'd take a five inch penis over an eight inch penis any day if in return I could get a naturally large body and/or chiseled face from the hands of Olympian Gods.

No naturally Olympian looking bodies dude, you have to really dedicate yourself to get there.

Though the penis length thing though, I'm caught between saying it isn't important, and that I'd kill to have an extra inch, me being a 7 incher currently. The desire to be larger probably stems from some deep felt insecurities from watching pornography, couped with a lack of experience with women.

I mean I see monsters in porn all the time, whereas I'm actually with a girl rarely. So the fake negatives add more to my perception, than the real compliments.

I'm not some psychology guy, I'm just taking a shot in the dark here.

You should post a picture. Just to see.

The only thing I've always been confused about is the theory that you can tell a man's package by looking at his "bulge". Seriously. My penis does not make a giant blob in my crotch area. If I'm wearing boxers and really loose pants like pajamas, it might be noticeable if it's slightly erect because it'll flap around, and I'm sure it'd be noticeably strapped against my leg if I was wearing a leotard. But I'm pretty much wearing jeans in all situations. I'm pretty sure when a girl tries to look a guy up on his "package" that they have no idea what the fuck they are looking at and simply giving themselves the illusion of a big penis if the guy is attractive in any other way.

My friend Jackie really likes this guy, thinks he's awesome, is really totally down with him, slept with him yesterday.

Called me today to ask if she should stop seeing him. "Why?" I ask.. she evasively answers that he wasn't satisfying in the sack.
Aaaaand when I finally get it out of her, the reason?

"Does penis size matter? Because.. he's really small." and how small is really small? He's just below average from what she described.

So be glad for your long dick, and just enjoy that it looks awesome next to a chick's face, whenever you get there. Work out a little, just stay in shape, and practice flirting with girls. Doesn't matter how slow you go; the likelihood is you'll get laid someday.

>>5825358
I would, currently don't have my camera though. I might be able to get a hold of my roomates though and post a picture, as I'm not gay enough to keep pictures of my penis around on my computer.

"It's not size, it's how you use it" is such a horribly wrong statement, OP. Size does matter, and you will eventually reap the benefits if you ever get laid in college (which is likely, so long as you can be somewhat normal and talk to girls it can come naturally). Of course you say all of this while being a virgin and never having to have a run-of-the-mill 5 incher.