Makes me proud. None this pussy gun crap.

If someone's being a cunt. We kick them like a cunt.

Goddamnit it's good to be British.

Awesome, its hard to imagine the british being brutal though

>>5820885

>Goddamnit it's good to be British.

OP here
Its hilarious how people are oblivious to how violent the UK cops can be. They make sure they dont get videoed or ratted up thats all.

>>5820864

>Justice the real way ,The British way

>>5820864

>My brother tasered the girlfriend
>Makes me proud. None this pussy gun crap.
>tasering a girl
>pussy gun crap
>tasering
>girl
>unable to use physical strength to overcome a female and resorts to a taser
>pussy gun shit

i guess logic is different in the UK

>>5820918
fined for being a fat cunt?
thats true justice in US it acceptable behaviour!

>>5820947

Apologies, over here we don't generally kick our women around.

>>5820885
>>5820864

its good to be in the UK, when you get arrested for carrying out a citizen's arrest on youngsters harassing you when the police do nothing about them but will put you away in handcuffs

Goddamnit its good to be British

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215025/Father-arrested-carrying-citizens-arrest-yobs-threw-
apples-wife.html

>>5820947
>i guess logic is different in the UK

Beating women is logical now?
How about non violent methods of restraint i.e tasering?

>>5820947

No offense, but guns are pretty pussy. Guns themselves are cool, but using one allows you to be as far away as you want from the attacker. With a taser or a knife you need to literally be RIGHT in their fucking face.

i like british cops. when i lived in scotland two of them just strolled past me in the street while i was smoking a joint. i said good evening, they said good evening back. how polite!

Goddamnit it's good to be British, when the laws work to protect criminals at the expense of the citizen's lives/property

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165601/Gardener-ordered-to-take-down-barbed
-wire-to-protect-thieves.html

You know, they'd be in a lot of shit right now if the people they beat up weren't white.

>>5820968

>we don't generally kick our women around

of course not, the cops would rather beat the hell out of an unresisting UK soldier coming back home from afghanistan

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/soldier-returns-from-afghanistan-to-be-beaten-
up-by-police-14087270.html

Ah
I spent a few years in England (just came back about two months ago).

I miss england so much.
The sense of 'fair play' is great :)

...shit like this would never fly in Canada

>>5820918

Like the other dude said. She got fined for being a fat cunt and eating too much.

I don't see the problem here. Sounds like British justice to me.

I'm going to go crys tears of joy in front the Union Jack while listening to Dizzee Rascal now.

Somedays I'm so proud of my countrymen.

Dawwwww.

>>5820983

says the guy who has never even seen a real gun or even used a knife/taser before or has even gotten into any physical altercations EXCEPT THIS ONE TIME ON THE INTERNET I CHALLENGED THIS GUY TO MEET ME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCKER NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

oh wait, you guys cant even have knives can you? Arent forks considered weapons? Lol, enjoy your muslims

mutationblocks

>>5821032

>Somedays I'm so proud of my countrymen.

are you proud of these fat cunts who also are your countrymen?

lol, from durban south africa here.

Durban cops rule:
police shot dead a mentally disabled vagrant after being caught shoplifting

http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-25306230_ITM

>>5821036

We will thank you. They make delicous kebabs, curries, and other late night post-drinking cuisines and are far less annoying then Americunts.

I'll always be proud to be British, but I've had enough of here. Few years in the Army then I'm off to Sweden if they'll have me.

>>5820909
>>5820909
hahaha
holy shit man
really?
is that real?

I like how Brits say American cops are brutal but when police brutality happens over there it's "lol this is so cool Britain is the best country ever"

Sure is butthurt Americans in here.

>>5821088
britsh cops being brutal is very funny because it is against the normal stereotype of a british cop

also the stories of british police brutality are fairly lame in comparison to other countries.

British police brutality: cops beat a man
Other countries: cops shoot man in th groin and leave him to bleed to death

>>5821099

more like delusional UKfags who cant see what a nanny state their once great country has become

how did you explain shit like this?


>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215025/Father-arrested-carrying-citizens-arrest-yobs-th
rew-
apples-wife.html

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165601/Gardener-ordered-to-take-down-ba
rbed
-wire-to-protect-thieves.html

>http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/soldier-returns-from-afghanistan-to-be-bea
ten-
up-by-police-14087270.html

lol @ believing OP

lolblox

>>5820864

That's what should be done. Every time one of those police shows are on over here though, the copper always acts like it's his best mate. "Please be quiet, sir." "Please don't kick my partner, bud" "No, I'm putting these handcuffs on you, okay? Are they too tight? Sorry, I'll loosen them for you, okay mate?"

It makes me rage every time. If i was the cop, I'd shove the guy against the car, punch him in the side of the head or hit the back of his knee with the baton, then put the cuffs on waaaay too tight and shove him face first into the car. None of this pussy-footing around offering him counselling.

I guess they can't do that on camera, but they should do it in real life. Plenty of cops around here have a pleasant conversation with the suspects like they do on TV.

>>5821112

Because they are the British equivalent of Rush Limbaugh and Fox News rather then resembling our real day to day reality.

British cops are pussies.
I was in a bar when a fight broke out, the manager manages to get them all outside where it escalates.

The cops arrive, someone pushs a woman cop to the ground, the rest of them runaway calling into their radios for back-up. There were 15 of them there already compared to about 10 of the people in the mob who were actually taking them on. About 17 people whent to jail, there is something wrong with scotland, lead pipes or somesuch

>>5821112

I could just as easily find similar stories that took place in America. All you're doing is highlighting a few stories amongst hundreds of thousands of ordinary ones.

You should consider a job in the Media, or, if you want to get your troll on big time, the government.

You faggots bitching at Britain are failing to post all the evidence that shows AHMERIKKA is equally as shit, if not more so.
Faggots.

>>5821149
>It's not a left leaning paper so everything they say are lies and there's only one side to every story *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalalal I can't heeeeaaaarrrr yooouuuuuu

Guess the guy gets free hospital care to get those arms treated to boot right. Oh you fucking brits.

>>5821171
look how stupid you are.

>>5821171

>hurr we're bad BUT NOT AS BAD AS U!!!!11

This is why I hate my fellow countrymen. Admit it guys, we are one of the worst countries in the world. Quit trying to offload all of your butthurt onto the Americans. We're just as bad.

I found a bobby walking in an alley. I stole his truncheon and knocked him out. I then bound his hands with wire-ties and raped him in the ass.
good times!

>>5821178

I'm the guy who posted that and I'm a Tory (British Conservative) you twat. I read The Times and watch Sky News which are both very right leaning and run by the same people who run Fox News.

Yet unlike your retarded American right I'm smart enough to distinguish between real news and exaggerated edutainment shit to sell papers or get viewers.

>>5821199
Well they are over-run with funcie christian nut jobs who think obama is a kenyan muslim who is gunn taek ma gunz and is also a nazi because he wants to nationalise healthcare, like the evil nazis.

>>5821227
>The Times
>Very right leaning

Oh, you.

>>5821230

We're overrun by Muslims who get more rights than British citizens, Poles taking our jobs away, stabbists killing everyone and only getting community service for it and a bunch of useless gobshites "running" our country by sitting on their fat arses making stupid laws to fund their cocaine habit and swinger parties.

What's your point?

>>5821379

Except our wingnuts who think like this are nicely segregated in minority parties like the BNP and UKIP while our main right party the Conservatives are actually pretty reasonable.

Whereas in the U.S all those nutjobs are part of their main party of the right as they have no minority parties to represent socially conservative views.

>>5821015
Exactly, if the mounties beat the shit out of a few indians there wouldn't be as much crime

>>5821379
>Muslims who get more rights than British citizens
not round my part of the UK
>Poles taking our jobs away
not round my part of the UK
>stabbists killing everyone and only getting community service for it
not round my part of the UK

I really don't see any of that shit. Maybe because I don't live in a city, but even then I get the feeling that there is some serious exaggeration going on.

>useless gobshites "running" our country by sitting on their fat arses making stupid laws to fund their cocaine habit and swinger parties

This is true though, no arguements here about that.

>>5821416

Correct, this does happen a lot in cities, mainly in Scotland I think. Not sure about England because...well I'm not English. You either live in a quite rural part of the UK, or you're from some unique place in the UK that doesn't have these problems.

>>5821416

No exaggerations here, bro. I see this shit on a daily basis. Where are you from?

Commissioner Bealefeld of the Baltimore Police Dept. here.
you all make me lol.

>>5821416

where abouts do you live? I live in Manchester and this shit happens all the fucking time.

mttblxzq

Does living in England really suck as much as you guys make it out to be?

The English I've met have been some of the nicest, most amiable people out there. What happened? T_T

>>5821431
>>5821462
>>5821470
I live in buttfuck nowhere Scotland
A town with I think ~15,000 population or something.
I don't want to say where exactly because I'm paranoid.
The main "societal problem" I encounter is stupid junkie neds calling me names sometimes.

any hooligan storys?

>>5821522

The English people you meet on vacation are the sort of people who hate the way their country has become, too. Go to England, and you're likely to get stabbed, abused for being foriegn, or at least looked at strangely before you even get out of the airport. This place is a shithole.

In Russia you just walk in the street, the policemans takes you, kick the living shit out of him for 20 minutes, dislocating then relocating both his arms and breakig several ribs, and takes all your money.
Justice the Russian way

>>5820864

Your brother sounds like a faggot, he had to use his taser on a 18 year old girl, while his partner was kicking the shit out of a 6 foot 7 guy?

>>5821561

I've been to London a couple times, and everyone was extremely nice.

Perhaps London isn't representative of the rest of the place?

>>5821554

i fucking agree lets hear some fucking hooligan stories

if i visit the uk can i join up with some and wreck someones day?

>>5821561

i spent four months in england at the university of richmond a few years ago, and no one ever fucked with me or bothered me or was impolitie to me.

and this was during the height of the bush administration

>>5820975
I would say tasering someone is pretty violent. I'm sure there are A LOT of less violent ways to restrain an 18 year old girl.

In Soviet Russia, arms dislocate then relocate YOU!

FUCK YEAH THE UK STRIKES BACK
The times of ridiculous gun laws and safe knives are over, people.
Soon there will me angry mobs lynching pakis on the street to restore the former glory of the empire.

Ok enough of the boring politics shite more funny British hooligan stories.

I live in North London now in a diehard Arsenal area. But I grew up in Suffolk. The biggest football team there are Ipswich Town.

Our local derby would be matches against Norwich City who were the main team of Norfolk the county above us.

I remember growing up in the 80s / early 90s when we lost the football match. You'd get fans running all round the town getting into fights, hiding in alleyways.

Oh good times.

>>5821691
Get a Millwall shirt and go to Stamford Bridge on a match day. Or vice-versa.

>>5820892

I don't really understand views like this. Didn't you all learn anything about the British empire?

>' right my lad lets have a word'

I'm so turned on

>>5820994

Holy shit o.o

>Royston, Hertfordshire

10mins down the road...i bet that was down fucking burns, fucking pikey twats...

All of you fags up in arms about them not beating the woman.
You are fucking stupid. It's not a double standard. They tasered her because age needed to be tasered.
You Americans have some huge inherent problem with this gender rights thing, you seem to try and exploit every loophole and exception as a sort of double standard and try to villify female rights as somehow hypocritical of itself. I don't know why it's just you that still seem to have rights issues, but then again, you still don't let gay people marry, so who fucking knows what century you're in culturally. I think accepting women as humans is a good place to start though.

>>5821807
Hey now what the flying fuck are you on about?

Now we are whining about pakis and stuff.

u gots to keep up nigga

>>5821687

Depends what part of London you're talking about. The city is full of businessmen and tourists, so you'd fit in. Go to Soho, Hackney, or any of the surrounding neighbourhoods, and you're walking into the British version of Compton, The Bronx and Harlem.

>>5821820

But they make good food for having after a few pints. And once they've been here for a few generations like most of em have their women become quite slutty and hot. Well at least the ones round London and essex do.

The only ones we get coming in now are the Afghans and Iraqis and they're coming because of the wars the Americunts started in their homelands.

I hate fucking chavs and pikeys more. Scum.
Even the fucking Poles and Eastern European twats are better then chavs and pikeys. At least their women are pretty hot unlike the arsefaced chav and pikey women.

>>5821845

>Soho, Hackney

Lol. No. Those are the London equivalents of SoHo and Williamsburg in NYC respectively.

We get bad neighbourhoods like Bow, East London and parts of Glasgow. But we don't have the kinds of ghettos they have in the States.